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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    inquisitor your avatar is very pretty and i am jealous b/c i should make a swag attack on titan avatar as well

    I stoles it.

    But you should steals a good one too.
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    from the dawn of time, humankind has always wanted to fuck the dead
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Chicks dig vampires in general. They dig the magnetism, the sex appeal, the danger of dating the undead.

    Vampires being sexual is actually really interesting to me, and one of the few things that's pretty consistent across lore.
    not exactly

    that mostly grew out of the victorians being victorians

    folklore vampires tend to be distinctly unsexy

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Shivahn wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Chicks dig vampires in general. They dig the magnetism, the sex appeal, the danger of dating the undead.

    Vampires being sexual is actually really interesting to me, and one of the few things that's pretty consistent across lore.

    Lugosi made an effort with his Dracula to use sex appeal to charm female audience members, with his deliberate manner of speaking and well-groomed looks and whatnot. His intensity on screen both frightened and titillated the ladies in the theater.
    emnmnme on
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    hmm I need a new tattoo

    my birthday is in a few days

    HMM
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Oh god I have a male friend who's fat who has the rudest tits. It's so fucking funny. Went round to his during the summer with a bunch of people and chilled out in his pool. They were ruder than all than the girls' other fat blokes' boobs combined.
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    moniker wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Camping worries me a lot, wonder how I'll do that >.>

    Just man up and bear it.

    And by Bear it, I mean drink your own pee.

    No, the problem is me+100 family friends I am not out to, eight months after I started developing breasts/after 6 months of estrogen, in a remote part of Northern California where it's hot in the middle of summer.

    In order to not come out (which I do not want to this year) I will have to wear something to bind me a little, a shirt, and something ELSE over it that will cover any straps that might show.

    Or find a whole new way of doing things.

    Or pretend I am in a cult now and we have to wear long robes.

    Maybe I'll go with the last one.

    You could pretend you have gone full weaboo and bind your chest with sarashi?

    ...looking at that, that seems like something that'd be neat to do in general >.>

    Actually if it works well and is adjustable... that might not be a bad idea compared to the others I have. Mostly cuz it is aesthetically pleasing.

    I wore one once for a festival and it was very snug. However, someone else put it on me, I am not sure how tight you could get it on by just yourself, but, perhaps there are creative solutions on that front.

    Well actually, there are people there who could put it on me if I really needed to. Aside from the possible awkwardness of it. Though I'm sure I'd manage.

    But yeah for some reason the way that looks is super appealing.

    Kawaii desu?

    Kind of.

    I think it's more... confident though? Like you always see it on injured warrior type people who are awesome. So it just looks like someone who knows what's what, has a body they're fine with, and have bound up in a really cool, good looking manner.

    It's hard to describe. Ever just see something and totally love it and not know why? But still be absolutely in love with it as an idea? That's what's happening to me.
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    hmm I need a new tattoo

    my birthday is in a few days

    HMM

    Did you see the colorful Mac tattoos I @ 'd you?
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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    hmm I need a new tattoo

    my birthday is in a few days

    HMM

    isnt it time you got a pony
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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    Hello folks
  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    Oh right, XCOM!

    Thank you again for the gift, @Shivahn! It is muchos appreciado, I look forward to playing it when I get home to Terror Australis

    for now I will return the gesture by letting Garnier have his dirty, dirty way with Esclarmonde as many times as he wants
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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Chicks dig vampires in general. They dig the magnetism, the sex appeal, the danger of dating the undead.

    Vampires being sexual is actually really interesting to me, and one of the few things that's pretty consistent across lore.
    not exactly

    that mostly grew out of the victorians being victorians

    folklore vampires tend to be distinctly unsexy

    We can pretend I meant like 19th century onwards, or I can admit that I was totally wrong and that didn't occur to me.
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    Oh god I have a male friend who's fat who has the rudest tits. It's so fucking funny. Went round to his during the summer with a bunch of people and chilled out in his pool. They were ruder than all than the girls' other fat blokes' boobs combined.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyYtAUJSneQ
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    hmm I need a new tattoo

    my birthday is in a few days

    HMM

    do you need one, dogg

    do you
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Sarashi were originally worn by samurai to keep their guts in when they got cut. Then they became associated with young tough boys spoiling for fights.

    So, a pretty rocking history over all.
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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Oh right, XCOM!

    Thank you again for the gift, Shivahn! It is muchos appreciado, I look forward to playing it when I get home to Terror Australis

    for now I will return the gesture by letting Garnier have his dirty, dirty way with Esclarmonde as many times as he wants

    <3<3

    Glad to hear you're looking forward to it!

    Also I have the dirtiest smirk on my face.
  • MortiousMortious Move to New Zealand Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Camping worries me a lot, wonder how I'll do that >.>

    Just man up and bear it.

    And by Bear it, I mean drink your own pee.

    No, the problem is me+100 family friends I am not out to, eight months after I started developing breasts/after 6 months of estrogen, in a remote part of Northern California where it's hot in the middle of summer.

    In order to not come out (which I do not want to this year) I will have to wear something to bind me a little, a shirt, and something ELSE over it that will cover any straps that might show.

    Or find a whole new way of doing things.

    Or pretend I am in a cult now and we have to wear long robes.

    Maybe I'll go with the last one.

    You could pretend you have gone full weaboo and bind your chest with sarashi?

    ...looking at that, that seems like something that'd be neat to do in general >.>

    Actually if it works well and is adjustable... that might not be a bad idea compared to the others I have. Mostly cuz it is aesthetically pleasing.

    I wore one once for a festival and it was very snug. However, someone else put it on me, I am not sure how tight you could get it on by just yourself, but, perhaps there are creative solutions on that front.

    Well actually, there are people there who could put it on me if I really needed to. Aside from the possible awkwardness of it. Though I'm sure I'd manage.

    But yeah for some reason the way that looks is super appealing.

    Kawaii desu?

    Kind of.

    I think it's more... confident though? Like you always see it on injured warrior type people who are awesome. So it just looks like someone who knows what's what, has a body they're fine with, and have bound up in a really cool, good looking manner.

    It's hard to describe. Ever just see something and totally love it and not know why? But still be absolutely in love with it as an idea? That's what's happening to me.

    I like saris.

    I wouldn't wear one, but they're super appealing.
    Move to New Zealand
    http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/user/Mort-ZA/
    @MortNZ
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    having big moobs is the worst. 20x worse than my lazy eye. just the most humiliating thing in the world.
  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    Frosteey wrote: »
    Oh my goodness this thing that happened.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6LY7TJ16pg

    holy SHIT
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp! I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    if I lose enough weight this year I am going to get the Star Trek tattoo I have always been threatening
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    Actual Play: Mage: the Awakening - At the Edge of All Things
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    if I lose enough weight this year I am going to get the Star Trek tattoo I have always been threatening

    What tattoo. Tell me.
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    chu

    chu

    this guy on the voice is going to sing mike jackson

    you know how I feel about this

    and usher just busted his ass about his dancing hilariously
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    having big moobs is the worst. 20x worse than my lazy eye. just the most humiliating thing in the world.

    Well luckily you can fix them, and last I heard you were getting back on the running wagon, yeah?
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  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    I fucking hate online bullies and bloggers saying things that aren't true.
  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Oh right, XCOM!

    Thank you again for the gift, Shivahn! It is muchos appreciado, I look forward to playing it when I get home to Terror Australis

    for now I will return the gesture by letting Garnier have his dirty, dirty way with Esclarmonde as many times as he wants

    <3<3

    Glad to hear you're looking forward to it!

    Also I have the dirtiest smirk on my face.

    Zero consultation with @desc

    just play a scene card

    "Okay, in this scene Garnier totally plows Esclarmonde, like whoa"
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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Solomaxwell6 wrote: »
    I fucking hate online bullies and bloggers saying things that aren't true.

    Meow meow meow!
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    hmm I need a new tattoo

    my birthday is in a few days

    HMM

    Did you see the colorful Mac tattoos I @ 'd you?

    yes

    there was one that was just so

    it was like, kanji up the spine, then some tribal, then the logo
  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    wait what's all this now
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Frosteey wrote: »
    Oh my goodness this thing that happened.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6LY7TJ16pg

    Bitch is Cray


    like there are even local news reports of how much that place went crazy the night they taped
    bloodyroarxx on
  • FrosteeyFrosteey Don't you think it's a little belittling or whatever? Registered User regular
    Solomaxwell6 wrote: »
    I fucking hate online bullies and bloggers saying things that aren't true.

    If we work together maybe we can put an end to Organichu's reign of terror : (
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    having big moobs is the worst. 20x worse than my lazy eye. just the most humiliating thing in the world.

    Well luckily you can fix them, and last I heard you were getting back on the running wagon, yeah?

    we will see if i ever shrink them again

    hopefully

    if i keep getting enormous eventually they will get all saggy and gross regardless of weight
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    hmm I need a new tattoo

    my birthday is in a few days

    HMM

    do you need one, dogg

    do you

    -_-
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Hahahahaha

    "We have three little boys, but they're trapped inside cat's bodies. Meow!"
    "They're cats."
    "Our babies are cats."

    Hahahahahahaha
  • MortiousMortious Move to New Zealand Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Oh, Shiv.

    I've been playing Valkyrie Chronicles.

    I really love the art style.

    Hair bandana lady must die.

    wtf is with the flying pig?

    Not a big fan of the real-time shooting while moving/standing (would have prefered a reaction fire mechanic to movement)

    Spent an hour on a mission last night, then lost my tank to focus fire near the end and lost all that progress.

    Black-haired sniper chick is the best.

    Edit: Oh, and super bored engineer guy. I liked him. Then he got shot in the face by a tank.
    Mortious on
    Move to New Zealand
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    @MortNZ
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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    having big moobs is the worst. 20x worse than my lazy eye. just the most humiliating thing in the world.

    Well luckily you can fix them, and last I heard you were getting back on the running wagon, yeah?

    we will see if i ever shrink them again

    hopefully

    if i keep getting enormous eventually they will get all saggy and gross regardless of weight

    Just fill out the saggy flesh space with muscles.

    (I have no idea if that is how things work).
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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sarashi were originally worn by samurai to keep their guts in when they got cut. Then they became associated with young tough boys spoiling for fights.

    So, a pretty rocking history over all.

    And now for breast binding.

    Best clothing EVER.
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    if I lose enough weight this year I am going to get the Star Trek tattoo I have always been threatening

    I hope it is the symbol on your chest so you can constantly touch it like bridge, beam me down a beer
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Oh right, XCOM!

    Thank you again for the gift, Shivahn! It is muchos appreciado, I look forward to playing it when I get home to Terror Australis

    for now I will return the gesture by letting Garnier have his dirty, dirty way with Esclarmonde as many times as he wants

    <3<3

    Glad to hear you're looking forward to it!

    Also I have the dirtiest smirk on my face.

    Zero consultation with desc

    just play a scene card

    "Okay, in this scene Garnier totally plows Esclarmonde, like whoa"

    That'd be hilarious after all the higher speech.

    "My lord, the enemy appears to be gathering at the gate. The fox is treed. What is your command?"

    "SCENE CUT"

    "Ok so now, Garnier's gonna totally plow Esclarmonde, like whoah."
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Miranda is super cute, though.
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