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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    i just drank some old granddadd bourbon from the bottle

    my goodness that will put even more hair on my chest
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    I doubt Raven's alcohol credentials qualify her to agree with that post.
  • MimMim Registered User regular
    ugggh, i feel grosssss
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Skippy I fully believe you will find something in that city or elsewhere for both you and the wife

    You are a competent and intelligent person, it will happen

    In the meantime you sit in the very throne of human indulgence, ie north America, with a family and work and a fine beard

    Pour whiskey over yourself and laugh with mad joy
    Evil Multifarious on
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    Shitty skin update: even the most stubborn patches are showing some improvement today.

    Oh and I think I can see a little bit of extra muscle on my arms from weights.

    Haven't felt this good about myself in ages.

    My skin is usually pretty great (birth control pills made it awesome, who knew?), but once a month it turns to shit, probably for related reasons. This is that time of the month. Sigh.
    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    someone cheer me
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    i drink alcohol that is way more than i am prepared for in the hopes of impressing others, and so should you sarksus
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  • Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    i just drank some old granddadd bourbon from the bottle

    my goodness that will put even more hair on my chest

    Drink the entire bottle and look like Burt Reynolds.
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    Skippy I fully believe you will find something in that city or elsewhere for both you and the wife

    You are a competent and intelligent person, it will happen

    In the meantime you sit in the very throne of human indulgence, ie north America, with a family and work and a fine beard

    Pour whiskey over yourself and laugh with mad joy

    thank you dogg

    I would rather seattle than Portland

    but this seemed like such a good fit

    *sips beer*
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    i uninstalled lol

    now i am farting and bleeding and depressed :'C
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    if we dont move soon my wife is going to try to babby me in Austin and we'll be here for many more months

    fff
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    SOMETIMES A MAN DOESN'T WANT TO FIGHT THE BITE OF THE WHISKEY DRAGON AND OPTS FOR ALCOHOLIC LEMONADE INSTEAD
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    i just drank some old granddadd bourbon from the bottle

    my goodness that will put even more hair on my chest

    Drink the entire bottle and look like Burt Reynolds.

    too late!
  • Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    i uninstalled lol

    now i am farting and bleeding and depressed :'C

    and this is different from the LoL experience how exactly?
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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Everyone have a mint julep

    I haven't had sex in 10 months BUT I'VE GOT THIS MINT JULEP
  • BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    i just drank some old granddadd bourbon from the bottle

    my goodness that will put even more hair on my chest
    i just drank some water

    my goodness that will hydrate me even more!
  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    @quid

    I went hard on my jogging, did arm curls in various directions, went hard on crunches, went babby on squats

    too tired to really do more than a few push ups

    I will push up later

    love me anyway
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    i just drank some old granddadd bourbon from the bottle

    my goodness that will put even more hair on my chest

    How is that

    It's on my rapidly shrinking list of bourbons I have not swilled
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    WAIT SKIPS ARE YOU PORTLAND?!?!?!

    unlikely
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    SOMETIMES A MAN DOESN'T WANT TO FIGHT THE BITE OF THE WHISKEY DRAGON AND OPTS FOR ALCOHOLIC LEMONADE INSTEAD
    no he doesn't

    for if he does, he ceases to be a man

    this is the judgement of the patriarchy, sarksus

    accept it or be crushed beneath its mammoth treads
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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    Shitty skin update: even the most stubborn patches are showing some improvement today.

    Oh and I think I can see a little bit of extra muscle on my arms from weights.

    Haven't felt this good about myself in ages.

    My skin is usually pretty great (birth control pills made it awesome, who knew?), but once a month it turns to shit, probably for related reasons. This is that time of the month. Sigh.

    Well, I don't get acne or anything. I get psoriasis. So bits of my skin decide to go mental and replace themselves over and over again. Which mean dead skin flaking peeling and redness oh god the itching. So much itching.

    Today not so bad though. Hopefully that means this cortizone cream shit is working and I can stop being paranoid about people seeing more than just my face and hands. And sometimes my face too.
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    @quid

    I went hard on my jogging, did arm curls in various directions, went hard on crunches, went babby on squats

    too tired to really do more than a few push ups

    I will push up later

    love me anyway

    Jog after the other stuff
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    i just drank some old granddadd bourbon from the bottle

    my goodness that will put even more hair on my chest

    How is that

    It's on my rapidly shrinking list of bourbons I have not swilled

    cheap. I was specifically advised to get the bonded kind, which is 100 proof and sold in 1 liter bottles. nice house whiskey so far, if a bit robust
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Sarksus the adults are working out.

    Go drink your juice.
  • JeanJean Northern Alberta , CanadaRegistered User regular
    Aw shit.

    Flirting with a girl via text

    Her : I have problems paying my bills, I'm really really broke

    Me : You have enough for food at least?

    Her : O ya, I have a good support system.

    Is it okay to say ''Id like to become part of your supposrt system'' at that point? I haven't actually met her face to face, we're just vaguely attacted to each other based on the pics we posted online.
    "You won't destroy us, You won't destroy our democracy. We are a small but proud nation. No one can bomb us to silence. No one can scare us from being Norway. This evening and tonight, we'll take care of each other. That's what we do best when attacked'' - Jens Stoltenberg
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Wait, Cass uninstalled LoL?

    It's the end of an era.
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  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    I am not anti-salt but salted soft pretzels are so salty eating one is like drinking a cup of salt water
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    @quid

    I went hard on my jogging, did arm curls in various directions, went hard on crunches, went babby on squats

    too tired to really do more than a few push ups

    I will push up later

    love me anyway

    Jog after the other stuff

    Cardio last, always cardio last.
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  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I bought Mike's Hard lemonade again. It's nowhere near as good as Deebaser's but it's kind of good and I need an alcoholic sissy drink to relax with.

    I swear its nothing like mikes Hard Lemonade.

    I just call it that so Mrs Deebs doesn't fuss
    #FreeThan
    #FreeScheck
    #FreeSKFM
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Jean wrote: »
    Aw shit.

    Flirting with a girl via text

    Her : I have problems paying my bills, I'm really really broke

    Me : You have enough for food at least?

    Her : O ya, I have a good support system.

    Is it okay to say ''Id like to become part of your supposrt system'' at that point? I haven't actually met her face to face, we're just vaguely attacted to each other based on the pics we posted online.

    That's not flirting. That's like, being her benefactor, where there is an implied handjob involved.
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    i just drank some old granddadd bourbon from the bottle

    my goodness that will put even more hair on my chest

    How is that

    It's on my rapidly shrinking list of bourbons I have not swilled

    cheap. I was specifically advised to get the bonded kind, which is 100 proof and sold in 1 liter bottles. nice house whiskey so far, if a bit robust

    100 proof is the magic number IMO

    at about 120 even I want to water it down a bit

    Old Charter and the Four Roses flagship cheap bottle are also really solid cheap bourbons, whose value I am really appreciating lately.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Wait, Cass uninstalled LoL?

    It's the end of an era.

    when?

    I never had a chance to play with her. :(
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Sarksus the adults are working out.

    Go drink your juice.

    *drinks alcoholic lemonade after his gains are not compromised by cardio fatigue*
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 Registered User regular
    Jean wrote: »
    Aw shit.

    Flirting with a girl via text

    Her : I have problems paying my bills, I'm really really broke

    Me : You have enough for food at least?

    Her : O ya, I have a good support system.

    Is it okay to say ''Id like to become part of your supposrt system'' at that point? I haven't actually met her face to face, we're just vaguely attacted to each other based on the pics we posted online.

    That's like, a weirdly committal thing to say. I wouldn't say it, but I am not you. If that is the route you would like to take, go for it. Otherwise say like "maybe I can buy you dinner sometime ha"
    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Salt sucks I wish it was dead
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I bought Mike's Hard lemonade again. It's nowhere near as good as Deebaser's but it's kind of good and I need an alcoholic sissy drink to relax with.

    I swear its nothing like mikes Hard Lemonade.

    I just call it that so Mrs Deebs doesn't fuss

    What would she fuss about
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Skippy I fully believe you will find something in that city or elsewhere for both you and the wife

    You are a competent and intelligent person, it will happen

    In the meantime you sit in the very throne of human indulgence, ie north America, with a family and work and a fine beard

    Pour whiskey over yourself and laugh with mad joy

    thank you dogg

    I would rather seattle than Portland

    but this seemed like such a good fit

    *sips beer*

    There are other jobs there and elsewhere, you insatiable nomad you
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Jean wrote: »
    Aw shit.

    Flirting with a girl via text

    Her : I have problems paying my bills, I'm really really broke

    Me : You have enough for food at least?

    Her : O ya, I have a good support system.

    Is it okay to say ''Id like to become part of your supposrt system'' at that point? I haven't actually met her face to face, we're just vaguely attacted to each other based on the pics we posted online.

    That's like, a weirdly committal thing to say. I wouldn't say it, but I am not you. If that is the route you would like to take, go for it. Otherwise say like "maybe I can buy you dinner sometime ha"
    i think he's saying he wants to be her bra
    Elendil on
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