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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    one of my friends is doing that 5 boro bike tour

    its kind of cool, can watch his progress on runkeeper

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    They rediscovered the first painted depiction of Native Americans in European art. It was in 1694, just two years after the New World was discovered, and 1 year after Columbus came back. It was lost because they locked the room it was in for a few centuries, after which it was too grimy to see the characters, and it was rediscovered by cleaning it. Yup.
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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark Registered User regular
    cmon couscous i havent even had my morning caffeine yet
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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Okay, either my neighbors sound like pigeons fucking, some pigeons are fucking, or my neighbors are pigeons

    it's probably at least 2 of those
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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    I like the fact that the fertilizer plant in West, Texas was allowed to only carry $1 million in liability insurance.

    Did I say like I meant holy fuck the retardation behind this fact threatens to tear a hole in the fabric of space-time this shit is probably why there doesn't seem to be any advanced alien civilizations out there they all stupid themselves out of existence.

    The whole thing is a cluster fuck. They had something like 1000 times as much ammonia nitrate as they were supposed to have on hand. Of course, inevitably OSHA (or whoever fines the shit out of them) will be pressured to make the fine small enough that it doesn't put them out of business.
    "When you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. When you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Okay, either my neighbors sound like pigeons fucking, some pigeons are fucking, or my neighbors are pigeons

    it's probably at least 2 of those

    Or maybe his neighbours are fucking pigeons.
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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark Registered User regular
    OSHA has so little actual power in Texas it's ridiculous
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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    OSHA has so little actual power in Texas it's ridiculous

    They'll still do their mandatory inspection (and most likely fine) after somebody (14 somebodies here) die from work though right?

    Really OSHA has been all about perceived power for ages now. They just try and look kinda mean and hope everybody grumbling about big bad OSHA means nobody realizes they don't have that many bodies to do the work.
    "When you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. When you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark Registered User regular
    OSHA has so little actual power in Texas it's ridiculous

    They'll still do their mandatory inspection (and most likely fine) after somebody (14 somebodies here) die from work though right?

    Really OSHA has been all about perceived power for ages now. They just try and look kinda mean and hope everybody grumbling about big bad OSHA means nobody realizes they don't have that many bodies to do the work.

    I don't know honestly. I just have anecdotes my brother told me from working on oil drilling and fracking operations out in Midland. Blatant OSHA violations everywhere but no one gave a shit because they knew OSHA was stretched too thin to do routine inspections and even if OSHA decided to show up they had to give some sort of ridiculous advance notice.
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  • HamurabiHamurabi Registered User regular
    So that was kind of unnerving.

    Wake up to find my sister's cat is salivating and drooling heavily. Put her outside. Consult Dr. Internet™ to find that it can happen temporarily when they eat something toxic, including licking toads, which we have lots of near the house.

    Thought for a second we were gonna have to say good-bye to kitty.
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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Registered User regular
    man

    things in OotS are just going from bad to worse
  • AldoAldo Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    They rediscovered the first painted depiction of Native Americans in European art. It was in 1694, just two years after the New World was discovered, and 1 year after Columbus came back. It was lost because they locked the room it was in for a few centuries, after which it was too grimy to see the characters, and it was rediscovered by cleaning it. Yup.

    *1494 <_<>_>

    And that's nifty.
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    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    OSHA has so little actual power in Texas it's ridiculous

    They'll still do their mandatory inspection (and most likely fine) after somebody (14 somebodies here) die from work though right?

    Really OSHA has been all about perceived power for ages now. They just try and look kinda mean and hope everybody grumbling about big bad OSHA means nobody realizes they don't have that many bodies to do the work.

    I don't know honestly. I just have anecdotes my brother told me from working on oil drilling and fracking operations out in Midland. Blatant OSHA violations everywhere but no one gave a shit because they knew OSHA was stretched too thin to do routine inspections and even if OSHA decided to show up they had to give some sort of ridiculous advance notice.

    Huh, I'm not sure about the notice thing. I know we've had inspections without any notice but they might have been from other places (UL or ATF) as I don't much get involved in that.

    Even when OSHA shows up and finds some stuff the resolution is usually you fix it, the somewhat significant fine is reduced to 0 or some small nominal number if you were blatant about it. They make a note that shows up on a webpage.

    Just how bad the work environment can be varies wildly. I've seen everything from places that look like some kind of modern utopia where everything stops if you come within five feet of a machine to places where they run unguarded high speed equipment and just kinda shrug if you ask about safety. Though the last was down south.
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  • EvigilantEvigilant Registered User regular
    And finished moving! Verizon just came by and setup my internet.

    It's so weird living alone but oh so awesome. I actually have some peace and quiet.
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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    man

    things in OotS are just going from bad to worse

    I liked today's thing. It's a classic D&D kind of thing.
    Though yeah, standing in the middle of the pyramid while living in a fantasy world and the Linear Guild is still around is not a happy place for them.
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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    OotS?

    Order of the Stick, a Dungeon and Dragons based webcomic.
    "When you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. When you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    Good morning

    I feel way better after having my antibiotic and sleeping.
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    i can hear my uncle having sex

    he is a giggler

    *searches frantically for headphones*
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i can hear my uncle having sex

    he is a giggler

    *searches frantically for headphones*

    A... Giggler ?!
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i can hear my uncle having sex

    he is a giggler

    *searches frantically for headphones*

    Looks like a beautiful day for a walk outside, chu.
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  • TTODewbackTTODewback Pink haired tyrant On my throne of forum faces.Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i can hear my uncle having sex

    he is a giggler

    *searches frantically for headphones*

    *giggles*
    hey chuuuuuuu
    tee hee
    tee hee!
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i can hear my uncle having sex

    he is a giggler

    *searches frantically for headphones*

    Looks like a beautiful day for a walk outside, chu.

    I'M TRYING TO MAKE MYSELF LUNCH
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    could you umm

    record

    these pigeon sounds

    for..

    science?
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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i can hear my uncle having sex

    he is a giggler

    *searches frantically for headphones*

    Looks like a beautiful day for a walk outside, chu.

    I'M TRYING TO MAKE MYSELF LUNCH

    he's trying to make your aunt lunch
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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i can hear my uncle having sex

    he is a giggler

    *searches frantically for headphones*

    Looks like a beautiful day for a walk outside, chu.

    I'M TRYING TO MAKE MYSELF LUNCH

    How about a tossed salad?

    Or maybe a cobb.
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  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    Good morning chat I

    Oh god chu
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i can hear my uncle having sex

    he is a giggler

    *searches frantically for headphones*

    Looks like a beautiful day for a walk outside, chu.

    I'M TRYING TO MAKE MYSELF LUNCH

    he's trying to make your aunt lunch

    naw this isn't my aunt's husband

    this is my racist uncle, my aunt's brother

    i don't know what girl he's got down there fucking

  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    I am still incredibly disappointed in the response to my very elaborate pony post yesterday. I watched the exorcism of Theoden like 5 times to get the cadence down god damnit

    I made a bunch of pictures imgurs

    Just god damn it. I get 10 awesomes from jokes I barely invest in and when I really put my heart into it

    you all suck so much
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  • poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    So much boardgaming today. Lots of Japanese games. Seiji Kanai is a great designer.

    @Bogart you should really get Marvel Legendary. You will not regret it.
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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons LondresRegistered User regular
    moniker wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i can hear my uncle having sex

    he is a giggler

    *searches frantically for headphones*

    Looks like a beautiful day for a walk outside, chu.

    I'M TRYING TO MAKE MYSELF LUNCH

    How about a tossed salad?

    Or maybe a cobb.

    Some finger licking pork ribs? Maybe a nice creamy coleslaw alongside?
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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    all of this sneezing watery itchy eye runny nose shit is for the birds.

    allergies. pfft.
    Yet that is exactly what i see here.
  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    We live in a cheap, throwaway society, ludious.

    No one respects craftsmanship anymore.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I am still incredibly disappointed in the response to my very elaborate pony post yesterday. I watched the exorcism of Theoden like 5 times to get the cadence down god damnit

    I made a bunch of pictures imgurs

    Just god damn it. I get 10 awesomes from jokes I barely invest in and when I really put my heart into it

    you all suck so much

    Lud, maybe the reason you don't get awesomes isn't that everyone around you sucks.
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    The pedal party yesterday was glorious
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Pink haired tyrant On my throne of forum faces.Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    We live in a cheap, throwaway society, ludious.

    No one respects craftsmanship anymore.

    I just crafted an exquisite poop
    *gets 30 awesomes*
  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    one of my friends is doing that 5 boro bike tour

    its kind of cool, can watch his progress on runkeeper

    Those ableist fucks are holding me prisoner in my own apartment.
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  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    Good morning

    I feel way better after having my antibiotic and sleeping.

    Cass please keep in mind that no one gave you permission to die. Therefore you have to get better. K thanks bye.
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Pink haired tyrant On my throne of forum faces.Registered User regular
    While I pack I make a bag of stuff to give to goodwill.
    I have to wonder if SKFM has ever done this and there is a homeless bum walking around looking like an unwashed heathen SKFM belittling the rest of his homeless compatriots by beating them with his monopoly cane.
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