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  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    The pedal party yesterday was glorious

    The what
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Pink haired tyrant On my throne of forum faces.Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    The pedal party yesterday was glorious

    The what

    I think that's some kind of orgy
  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
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    BETHEL PARK, PA—A routine Schaeffer family movie night took a sudden and deeply uncomfortable turn Thursday when the family of four was forced to white-knuckle its way through an unanticipated sex scene, household sources confirmed.

    According to reports, an intense awkwardness descended upon the Schaeffers’ living room when, approximately 75 minutes into a PG-13 action-adventure thriller they had been enjoying, a brief scene of sexual content appeared, leaving the parents and their two school-age children with no choice but to sit there together and plow through it.
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    The pedal party yesterday was glorious

    The what

    It's a white people thing.
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  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    The pedal party yesterday was glorious

    The what

    It sounds a touch more dainty and a whole lot less fun than a puppy parade.
    #FreeThan
    #FreeScheck
    #FreeSKFM
  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    TEQUILA
    /saxaphone
    @gooey
    #FreeThan
    #FreeScheck
    #FreeSKFM
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Registered User regular
    My prospective note to Austin college gaming groups:
    Dear [name],

    My partner [spool] and I are strongly considering starting a gaming parlor in Austin; the goal would be to provide a pleasant atmosphere for playing games like Dungeons and Dragons or Shadowrun, welcoming newcomers to the hobby and being more comfortable and classy than a dorm lounge or common room, all for a reasonable fee. Would you and the other members of [organization] be interested in this?
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark Registered User regular
    pedal pub is awesome y'all don't know what you're missing
    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons LondresRegistered User regular
    Puppy parades are a thing? Sign me up!
    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    While I pack I make a bag of stuff to give to goodwill.
    I have to wonder if SKFM has ever done this and there is a homeless bum walking around looking like an unwashed heathen SKFM belittling the rest of his homeless compatriots by beating them with his monopoly cane.

    I donate some p. nice stuff once it doesn't fit or I'm not going to use it again. I like the imagery though.


    "There are no necessary evils in government. Its evils exist only in its abuses. If it would confine itself to equal protection, and, as Heaven does its rains, shower its favors alike on the high and the low, the rich and the poor, it would be an unqualified blessing." -- Andrew Jackson
    SKFM annoys me the most on this board.
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Puppy parades are a thing? Sign me up!

    It's a hundred puppies in tiny harnesses pulling giant parade floats down the street.
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  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    Went to a "May the 4th Be With You" Star Wars movie marathon party at the burners' place last night.

    @desc level 10 boogie was cranked to 11 when one of the DJs dropped an electro swing Mos Eisley remix
    @gooey met a girl whose head was shaved except for bangs and ponytail, wearing furry boots and clip-on fox tail, covered in tattoos, goes by "Kitsune"
    @shivahn as with all burner parties, nonbinary posse in the place and gyaldem with feminist tattoos walking around semi-topless

    I also learned some things with the hula-hoop :3
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  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 Registered User regular
    My laptop is so broken. I could deal with it heating up and shutting off for no reason or the screen going black. But now even basic functions are making it freeze for a few seconds, every few seconds. It's frozen three times while I wrote this.

    #losingmymind
    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    My laptop is so broken. I could deal with it heating up and shutting off for no reason or the screen going black. But now even basic functions are making it freeze for a few seconds, every few seconds. It's frozen three times while I wrote this.

    #losingmymind

    WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD STEAL ANOTHER LAPTOP

    *barricades door, clutches ice cream*
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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    My laptop is so broken. I could deal with it heating up and shutting off for no reason or the screen going black. But now even basic functions are making it freeze for a few seconds, every few seconds. It's frozen three times while I wrote this.

    #losingmymind

    Who made it so I know who to avoid in the future?
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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    While I pack I make a bag of stuff to give to goodwill.
    I have to wonder if SKFM has ever done this and there is a homeless bum walking around looking like an unwashed heathen SKFM belittling the rest of his homeless compatriots by beating them with his monopoly cane.

    I donate some p. nice stuff once it doesn't fit or I'm not going to use it again. I like the imagery though.

    Yeah, I've managed to find some rather nice things thrifting. Unfortunately most of them don't fit me most of the time.

    Seriously, there were like four Hart Schaffner Marx suits last time, but they were all in a 40R.
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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    i need to get rid of a bunch of clothes
    | Steam & XBL: Shazkar |
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    My laptop is so broken. I could deal with it heating up and shutting off for no reason or the screen going black. But now even basic functions are making it freeze for a few seconds, every few seconds. It's frozen three times while I wrote this.

    #losingmymind

    Who made it so I know who to avoid in the future?

    It's a Mac. This behavior makes me suspect it's a virus, but Mac's are the superior race that are immune to so many! Very annoyed. I can't go the the IT people because I am overly protective of this thing and will be cringing with embarrassment if they go through any of my files.
    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    The pedal party yesterday was glorious

    The what

    It is a giant coveted bike thing that you pedal from bar to bar

    We all dressed like marathon runners
  • HamurabiHamurabi Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I am still incredibly disappointed in the response to my very elaborate pony post yesterday. I watched the exorcism of Theoden like 5 times to get the cadence down god damnit

    I made a bunch of pictures imgurs

    Just god damn it. I get 10 awesomes from jokes I barely invest in and when I really put my heart into it

    you all suck so much

    Lud, maybe the reason you don't get awesomes isn't that everyone around you sucks.

    You people treat Awesomes like they're so much Monopoly money.

    One day the reckoning for your gaudy lifestyles will come, [chat]. One day you will Rue.
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    I will post a pic later I can't figure out how to get the Flickr URL on my phone : (
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Wrath Registered User regular
    In celebration of Cinco De Mayo, I shall attempt an eating challenge at a local restaurant.

    4 enchiladas and a brisket taco shall fall to me in a 10 minute window.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    Also the house we are staying at is home to the pug version of grumpy cat
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    i picked a fight with a gang in saints row in order to kill a bunch of their specialists for the challenge thingamabob

    i ended up killing all the 20 that i needed

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xeHPdm7e-Y
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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    The pedal party yesterday was glorious

    The what

    It is a giant coveted bike thing that you pedal from bar to bar

    We all dressed like marathon runners

    you can also bring beer on it and drink while you bike!
    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • HamurabiHamurabi Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
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    BETHEL PARK, PA—A routine Schaeffer family movie night took a sudden and deeply uncomfortable turn Thursday when the family of four was forced to white-knuckle its way through an unanticipated sex scene, household sources confirmed.

    According to reports, an intense awkwardness descended upon the Schaeffers’ living room when, approximately 75 minutes into a PG-13 action-adventure thriller they had been enjoying, a brief scene of sexual content appeared, leaving the parents and their two school-age children with no choice but to sit there together and plow through it.

    This is exactly why I can't show people GoT. Do you know how many more people I'd be able to introduce to GoT if it weren't for all the hoo-haa on-screen every ten minutes?

    Because it's at least five people.
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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    I honestly don't understand how those things are legal. They take up a full lane of traffic rather than just a bike lane, are slow moving enough that it forces passing, and they provide no protection in the event of a crash since your ass is literally the first thing that'd get hit.
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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Registered User regular
    i need to get rid of a bunch of clothes

    ...lllladies.
  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    Flickr is not very mobile friendly anymore, skips.

    But that sounds awesome. Drinking and bicycling is my favorite.
  • HamurabiHamurabi Registered User regular
    moniker I am going to Rue you so hard.
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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    moniker I am going to Rue you so hard.

    will you ruen his day?
    Yet that is exactly what i see here.
  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    i need to get rid of a bunch of clothes

    Funny, I need to get a bunch of clothes.
  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Went to a "May the 4th Be With You" Star Wars movie marathon party at the burners' place last night.

    @desc level 10 boogie was cranked to 11 when one of the DJs dropped an electro swing Mos Eisley remix
    @gooey met a girl whose head was shaved except for bangs and ponytail, wearing furry boots and clip-on fox tail, covered in tattoos, goes by "Kitsune"
    @shivahn as with all burner parties, nonbinary posse in the place and gyaldem with feminist tattoos walking around semi-topless

    I also learned some things with the hula-hoop :3

    Yessssss

    That sounds awesome : D
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    moniker I am going to Rue you so hard.

    :winky:
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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    can't go the the IT people because I am overly protective of this thing and will be cringing with embarrassment if they go through any of my files.

    Should've thought twice before you made a second account just for your headmate.
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Also the house we are staying at is home to the pug version of grumpy cat

    that's just a regular pug
    Yet that is exactly what i see here.
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    While I pack I make a bag of stuff to give to goodwill.
    I have to wonder if SKFM has ever done this and there is a homeless bum walking around looking like an unwashed heathen SKFM belittling the rest of his homeless compatriots by beating them with his monopoly cane.

    "Before I lost my monopoly in the great bankruptcy of aught eight, I owned Kentucky Ave. Illinois Ave AND Indiana Ave., you young whippersnapper!"
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    i need to get rid of a bunch of clothes

    Funny, I need to get a bunch of clothes.

    ok i will trade u
    | Steam & XBL: Shazkar |
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    moniker I am going to Rue you so hard.

    Wear protection.
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    we are going to brunch in a while I hope it is Mexican >:€
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