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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Not Mr. A Pimp Named Slickback, but you've gotta say the whole thing.
  • spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User regular
    How many pairs of underwear do people have? I have at least 20.

    "There are no necessary evils in government. Its evils exist only in its abuses. If it would confine itself to equal protection, and, as Heaven does its rains, shower its favors alike on the high and the low, the rich and the poor, it would be an unqualified blessing." -- Andrew Jackson
    TheNomadicCircle wrote:
    SKFM annoys me the most on this board.
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Wrath Registered User regular
    @Shivahn, tell Atomika that the WiiU is awesome and she is a hater! Also that the Evil Dead remake was awesome.

    Also, good luck with her personal stuff. We'll always be here for her!
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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Shivahn, tell Atomika that the WiiU is awesome and she is a hater! Also that the Evil Dead remake was awesome.

    Also, good luck with her personal stuff. We'll always be here for her!

    Hahaha, this is the best response to someone leaving.
  • spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User regular
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    @Shivahn, tell Atomika that the WiiU is awesome and she is a hater! Also that the Evil Dead remake was awesome.

    Also, good luck with her personal stuff. We'll always be here for her!

    With her gone, the polite thing to do is to never mention Nintendo again.

    "There are no necessary evils in government. Its evils exist only in its abuses. If it would confine itself to equal protection, and, as Heaven does its rains, shower its favors alike on the high and the low, the rich and the poor, it would be an unqualified blessing." -- Andrew Jackson
    TheNomadicCircle wrote:
    SKFM annoys me the most on this board.
  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    How many pairs of underwear do people have? I have at least 20.

    About 12? Enough for a week and a half or so.
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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Wrath Registered User regular
    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    How many pairs of underwear do people have? I have at least 20.
    I have, like, 5 pairs of undies.

    Most of the time I go commando.

    like a boss

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    You don't celebrate gayness, you celebrate the social progress a minority is making and maybe the culture that makes said progress possible.
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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    How many pairs of underwear do people have? I have at least 20.

    who keeps count?
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Also I am enjoying the "@Sh­ivahn tell Atomika XXXXX"

    I feel like Geth.
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Wrath Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Shivahn, tell Atomika that the WiiU is awesome and she is a hater! Also that the Evil Dead remake was awesome.

    Also, good luck with her personal stuff. We'll always be here for her!

    Hahaha, this is the best response to someone leaving.
    I figure most will be super serious.

    Gotta keep some levity.

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  • MimMim Registered User regular
    What, I'm not a lesbian! At best, slightly queer.

    But I have a boyfriend!
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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    What, I'm not a lesbian! At best, slightly queer.

    But I have a boyfriend!

    I AM DISAPPOINTED

    (I actually know a lesbian couple whose daughter came out as straight and was worried they would be unhappy. They weren't, obviously, but it was kind of adorable. In a wierd way.)
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Wrath Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    What, I'm not a lesbian! At best, slightly queer.

    But I have a boyfriend!
    Ladies who date gays to protect them are called beards, what are dudes who date lesbians called?

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  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    Shivahn, roll 2d6
  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim had better be a lesbian or become one.

    Eventually chat will be the gayest place on earth.

    People will complain that my avatar is practically grayscale compared to the glorious rainbow of chat.

    We could have a gay parade and subsequent gay orgy and we still wouldn't be half as LGBT-friendly as SE++ appears to be

    IS THAT A CHALLENGE
  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kGSo01_OHI
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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    What, I'm not a lesbian! At best, slightly queer.

    But I have a boyfriend!
    Ladies who date gays to protect them are called beards, what are dudes who date lesbians called?

    Uh

    Quick we need a secondary sexually dimorphic feature women have to make this sensible.

    B...boobs?
  • EddyEddy i ain't afraid of no ghosts Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    What, I'm not a lesbian! At best, slightly queer.

    But I have a boyfriend!
    Ladies who date gays to protect them are called beards, what are dudes who date lesbians called?

    Uh

    Quick we need a secondary sexually dimorphic feature women have to make this sensible.

    B...boobs?

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Wrath Registered User regular
    Stockings?

    A beard is manly. Stockings are feminine?

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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Tamin wrote: »
    Shivahn, roll 2d6

    6,12 Sum: 18

    FUCK YOU HUMAN YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME, I ROLL WHAT I WANT
  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    What, I'm not a lesbian! At best, slightly queer.

    But I have a boyfriend!
    Ladies who date gays to protect them are called beards, what are dudes who date lesbians called?

    Uh

    Quick we need a secondary sexually dimorphic feature women have to make this sensible.

    B...boobs?

    I was thinking merkin
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Wrath Registered User regular
    I actually like purse for this.

    Good job, eddy.
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  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    What, I'm not a lesbian! At best, slightly queer.

    But I have a boyfriend!

    Well, you have a boyfriend now.

    But who knows what the future holds?
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    I only take dress shirts out of my rotation due to damage or falling laughably out of fashion

    How many do you keep in rotation though? I have nearly 40 dress shirts (just dress shirts, not button ups I wear casually) and want to get rid of all but 15 or so.

    I'm looking to build out to 28 semi-casual/dress shirts (and maybe 7 non-dress that I'd only really wear every now and again). Also, aiming at 14 pair pants though I'd like to have most of those be doubles from bespoke suits. They won't be, because money, but I'd like them to be.

    Basically I want to have a month's size wardrobe to reduce wear and tear and with quantities that are divisible by 7 so laundry days are Sundays. Probably cut everything by ~3rds in order to be able to dress fairly seasonably, too.

    I've spoken with some bespoke shops and they try to sell you on 3 weeks worth of everything so that you can have one week home, one at the cleaner, one coming back from the cleaner, but you should NOT be having your clothing cleaned everytime you wear it. You will destroy it that way. If pants/jackets don't actually get dirty, they should only be cleaned a few times a year, total. And with a sufficient stock of shirts (15 is three weeks for me) and always making sure to wear undershirts, you should be able to go 2 months or so without cleaning your dress shirts too. Having shirts laundered destroys them over time.

    Casual clothing actually needs to stand up to more wear IMO. You are more likely RJ wear it in situations where you swear, and when you clean it, its in the washing machine at home. I actually recommend having 10+ casual shirts for each season, if you are buying good, classic pieces and want them to last. But then I also don't like looking like I am always wearing the same clothes, but u think some people care a lot less about that.

    Well, I typically go with 2 wearings for shirts and 4 for pants before laundering them. Undies and socks are 1 and done, of course. Though I need to get new socks since a lot of them are starting to be threadbare by now. It's just impossible to find any that aren't massive on my apparently tiny feet.
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  • MimMim Registered User regular
    Tamin wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    What, I'm not a lesbian! At best, slightly queer.

    But I have a boyfriend!
    Ladies who date gays to protect them are called beards, what are dudes who date lesbians called?

    Uh

    Quick we need a secondary sexually dimorphic feature women have to make this sensible.

    B...boobs?

    I was thinking merkin

    Yeah, I was thinking "merkin" as well.
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  • MimMim Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    What, I'm not a lesbian! At best, slightly queer.

    But I have a boyfriend!

    Well, you have a boyfriend now.

    But who knows what the future holds?

    I would still be into dudes if I dated a lady. Hence, slightly queer.

    I just can't imagine giving up the peen 100%
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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    What, I'm not a lesbian! At best, slightly queer.

    But I have a boyfriend!

    Well, you have a boyfriend now.

    But who knows what the future holds?

    I know what the future holds.

    Let's just say that I have to hide my crystal ball from children and religious types.
  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    DevoutlyApathetic wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    I like the fact that the fertilizer plant in West, Texas was allowed to only carry $1 million in liability insurance.

    Did I say like I meant holy fuck the retardation behind this fact threatens to tear a hole in the fabric of space-time this shit is probably why there doesn't seem to be any advanced alien civilizations out there they all stupid themselves out of existence.

    The whole thing is a cluster fuck. They had something like 1000 times as much ammonia nitrate as they were supposed to have on hand. Of course, inevitably OSHA (or whoever fines the shit out of them) will be pressured to make the fine small enough that it doesn't put them out of business.

    Actually if reddit experts are anything to go by the outcome will probably be the company declares bankruptcy and the litigants spend years in civil court trying to win damages from the owners of the company.
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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    What, I'm not a lesbian! At best, slightly queer.

    But I have a boyfriend!
    Ladies who date gays to protect them are called beards, what are dudes who date lesbians called?

    Mustaches?
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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    What, I'm not a lesbian! At best, slightly queer.

    But I have a boyfriend!
    Ladies who date gays to protect them are called beards, what are dudes who date lesbians called?

    Uh

    Quick we need a secondary sexually dimorphic feature women have to make this sensible.

    B...boobs?

    purses

    That works, because they're accessories.

    Also, the male equivalent of a fag hag is a lesbro.
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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    What, I'm not a lesbian! At best, slightly queer.

    But I have a boyfriend!

    Well, you have a boyfriend now.

    But who knows what the future holds?

    I would still be into dudes if I dated a lady. Hence, slightly queer.

    I just can't imagine giving up the peen 100%

    Bi people can still be queer.

    I mean I'm not exactly totally giving up masculinity, but I'm sorta queer.
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    what does queer mean in this context
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    what does queer mean in this context

    I always go with "if you could get married, would the founding fathers vomit with rage."
  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    so full of breakfast

    I am gonna have to do hella running today huh
  • EchoEcho Per Aspera Ad Inferi Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    emnmnme wrote: »
    You don't celebrate gayness, you celebrate the social progress a minority is making and maybe the culture that makes said progress possible.

    That's why Pride parades rub me the wrong way.
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  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    what does queer mean in this context

    Like Pony queer.
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    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
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  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    Robos A Go Go wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    What, I'm not a lesbian! At best, slightly queer.

    But I have a boyfriend!
    Ladies who date gays to protect them are called beards, what are dudes who date lesbians called?

    Uh

    Quick we need a secondary sexually dimorphic feature women have to make this sensible.

    B...boobs?

    purses

    That works, because they're accessories.

    Also, the male equivalent of a fag hag is a lesbro.

    looking at half my social circle

    avfacing irl
  • MimMim Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    what does queer mean in this context

    Well, "queer" has been a funny word for me to grasp.

    For me it means I'm attracted to a lot of different gender expressions and possibly both sexes.
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