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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Oglaf is down right now, you're not doing anything wrong Raven.

    Well

    Nothing wrong with regards to Oglaf anyway :P
  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    I like that youtube's first result for "hellfire" is the Hunchback song. At least for me.
  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    I still wonder what would happen if I actually physically touched a girl in a sexual manner.

    I mean, at least Katy Perry has kissed a girl. I'm still contemplating it.

    total

    protonic

    reversal
    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    If I Google Oglaf, the main site or whatever they're all hosted on doesn't come up. Not anywhere on the first page. I feel computer illiterate right now.

    Google probably considers it porn and doesn't return it by default.

    Or it doesn't allow itself to be indexed.
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    basically anyone who is digressive or abnormal when it comes to self-identification or sexual appetites?

    You are queer bc Adam Levine.

    i don't really want to bone adam levine
    man what

    that is an attractive dude

    turn in your butt stuff card immediately, chu

    he is an incredibly attractive guy

    but i don't want to have sex with him, i just want to look exactly like him and have sex with women while looking like him
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 Registered User regular
    Tamin wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I still wonder what would happen if I actually physically touched a girl in a sexual manner.

    I mean, at least Katy Perry has kissed a girl. I'm still contemplating it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXmLRHnoSAs

    I trashed the hell out of The Little Mermaid in my Disney feminism research paper.

    She is MUTE the entire time she's with that dumbass. Oh yeah, he likes her for her personality.
    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    I wouldn't kiss a guy because what if it turned out I was gay this whole time and didn't know it.
  • MimMim Registered User regular
    Tamin wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I still wonder what would happen if I actually physically touched a girl in a sexual manner.

    I mean, at least Katy Perry has kissed a girl. I'm still contemplating it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXmLRHnoSAs

    I trashed the hell out of The Little Mermaid in my Disney feminism research paper.

    She is MUTE the entire time she's with that dumbass. Oh yeah, he likes her for her personality.

    Are you saying mutes don't have personalities?

    PROBLEMATIC.
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Tamin wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I still wonder what would happen if I actually physically touched a girl in a sexual manner.

    I mean, at least Katy Perry has kissed a girl. I'm still contemplating it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXmLRHnoSAs

    I trashed the hell out of The Little Mermaid in my Disney feminism research paper.

    She is MUTE the entire time she's with that dumbass. Oh yeah, he likes her for her personality.

    Are you saying mutes don't have personalities?

    PROBLEMATIC.

    daaaaaaaamn

    she just fucked you, librul

    *smokes cigar*
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    I wouldn't kiss a guy because what if it turned out I was gay this whole time and didn't know it.

    and then you'd have all that paperwork

    I might as well start picking out a new, more colorful wardrobe now.
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Tamin wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I still wonder what would happen if I actually physically touched a girl in a sexual manner.

    I mean, at least Katy Perry has kissed a girl. I'm still contemplating it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXmLRHnoSAs

    I trashed the hell out of The Little Mermaid in my Disney feminism research paper.

    She is MUTE the entire time she's with that dumbass. Oh yeah, he likes her for her personality.

    Are you saying mutes don't have personalities?

    PROBLEMATIC.

    No, I am saying that's not why Dumbass likes her. She washed up naked on a beach. That's why he likes her.
    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong and a cast of thousands Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    If I Google Oglaf, the main site or whatever they're all hosted on doesn't come up. Not anywhere on the first page. I feel computer illiterate right now.

    Google must have smacked its rating down pretty hard for being frequently pornographic.
    Donkey Kong on
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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Tamin wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I still wonder what would happen if I actually physically touched a girl in a sexual manner.

    I mean, at least Katy Perry has kissed a girl. I'm still contemplating it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXmLRHnoSAs

    I trashed the hell out of The Little Mermaid in my Disney feminism research paper.

    She is MUTE the entire time she's with that dumbass. Oh yeah, he likes her for her personality.

    Mute people still have personalities, and they also have some kind of fateful romantic connection that can't be reduced to a bunch of shared interests or tendencies.
    Robos A Go Go on
  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    basically anyone who is digressive or abnormal when it comes to self-identification or sexual appetites?

    You are queer bc Adam Levine.

    i don't really want to bone adam levine

    You are very queer Chu. You and queer go together.
    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Mim wrote: »
    Tamin wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I still wonder what would happen if I actually physically touched a girl in a sexual manner.

    I mean, at least Katy Perry has kissed a girl. I'm still contemplating it.

    http://www.yout ube.com/watch?v=tX mLRHnoSAs

    I trashed the hell out of The Little Mermaid in my Disney feminism research paper.

    She is MUTE the entire time she's with that dumbass. Oh yeah, he likes her for her personality.

    Are you saying mutes don't have personalities?

    PROBLEMATIC.

    No, I am saying that's not why Dumbass likes her. She washed up naked on a beach. That's why he likes her.

    Nope. He likes her because the plot demands that he like her
    Tamin on
  • MimMim Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Tamin wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I still wonder what would happen if I actually physically touched a girl in a sexual manner.

    I mean, at least Katy Perry has kissed a girl. I'm still contemplating it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXmLRHnoSAs

    I trashed the hell out of The Little Mermaid in my Disney feminism research paper.

    She is MUTE the entire time she's with that dumbass. Oh yeah, he likes her for her personality.

    Are you saying mutes don't have personalities?

    PROBLEMATIC.

    No, I am saying that's not why Dumbass likes her. She washed up naked on a beach. That's why he likes her.

    I'm messing with you gurl
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Tamin wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I still wonder what would happen if I actually physically touched a girl in a sexual manner.

    I mean, at least Katy Perry has kissed a girl. I'm still contemplating it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXmLRHnoSAs

    I trashed the hell out of The Little Mermaid in my Disney feminism research paper.

    She is MUTE the entire time she's with that dumbass. Oh yeah, he likes her for her personality.

    "There's only one way to ask!

    Oh but it doesn't involve words."
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    One thing I like about Oglaf is everything about it because it's the best.

    it makes a pretty strong run at second place in a world with achewood
  • EchoEcho Per Aspera Ad Inferi Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    If I Google Oglaf, the main site or whatever they're all hosted on doesn't come up. Not anywhere on the first page. I feel computer illiterate right now.

    Google must have smacked its rating down pretty hard for being frequently pornographic.

    And frequently being offline.

    The host needs to invest in more hamsters.
  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary Your Dark Descent FriendRegistered User regular
    Vacuuming my old house. So much duuuuuuuuusssssst.
    2ItqRJ7.jpgSteam/Origin/PSN: Corehealer / Core's Streamtastical Livestream (Streaming Wildstar Beta later this year).
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    basically anyone who is digressive or abnormal when it comes to self-identification or sexual appetites?

    You are queer bc Adam Levine.

    i don't really want to bone adam levine

    You are very queer Chu. You and queer go together.

    i dunno

    maybe

    i don't have any particular interest in not being identified as queer

    but i don't feel especially divergent gender wise or in terms of what type of people i find attractive
  • KazitronKazitron Registered User regular
    You know

    Sometimes, when I play The Elder Scrolls games

    I pause the game for a second

    And I think

    Yeah, this would make an awesome tabletop game
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  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Tamin wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I still wonder what would happen if I actually physically touched a girl in a sexual manner.

    I mean, at least Katy Perry has kissed a girl. I'm still contemplating it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXmLRHnoSAs

    I trashed the hell out of The Little Mermaid in my Disney feminism research paper.

    She is MUTE the entire time she's with that dumbass. Oh yeah, he likes her for her personality.

    Are you saying mutes don't have personalities?

    PROBLEMATIC.

    No, I am saying that's not why Dumbass likes her. She washed up naked on a beach. That's why he likes her.

    Uh you are going to have to defend that because obviously she has lots of personality for a mute person and implying men would like mute women solely for looks or because they don't talk is severe stereotyping and threatening to any male who does get involved with a real woman who has some kind of speech impediment.
    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    I was more offended by Shrek, where the beautiful princess who was clearly happier in human form has to turn back into an ogre for no real reason.

    People thought it was making a point about being true to yourself, but I think that that message should involve characters being who they want to be, not what genetics and other circumstances of birth dictate they should be.
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    goddamnit, vivarin, leave me alone

    did you get my email address from supplying one when i bought my PAX tickets?
  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    basically anyone who is digressive or abnormal when it comes to self-identification or sexual appetites?

    You are queer bc Adam Levine.

    i don't really want to bone adam levine

    You are very queer Chu. You and queer go together.

    i dunno

    maybe

    i don't have any particular interest in not being identified as queer

    but i don't feel especially divergent gender wise or in terms of what type of people i find attractive

    But you are totally weird.
    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • EddyEddy i ain't afraid of no ghosts Registered User regular
    That irked me so bad with Shrek :c
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Tamin wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I still wonder what would happen if I actually physically touched a girl in a sexual manner.

    I mean, at least Katy Perry has kissed a girl. I'm still contemplating it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXmLRHnoSAs

    I trashed the hell out of The Little Mermaid in my Disney feminism research paper.

    She is MUTE the entire time she's with that dumbass. Oh yeah, he likes her for her personality.

    Are you saying mutes don't have personalities?

    PROBLEMATIC.

    No, I am saying that's not why Dumbass likes her. She washed up naked on a beach. That's why he likes her.

    Uh you are going to have to defend that because obviously she has lots of personality for a mute person and implying men would like mute women solely for looks or because they don't talk is severe stereotyping and threatening to any male who does get involved with a real woman who has some kind of speech impediment.

    tumblr_mk3y88ihjq1rjcxgso1_500.png
    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Tamin wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I still wonder what would happen if I actually physically touched a girl in a sexual manner.

    I mean, at least Katy Perry has kissed a girl. I'm still contemplating it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXmLRHnoSAs

    I trashed the hell out of The Little Mermaid in my Disney feminism research paper.

    She is MUTE the entire time she's with that dumbass. Oh yeah, he likes her for her personality.

    Are you saying mutes don't have personalities?

    PROBLEMATIC.

    daaaaaaaamn

    she just fucked you, librul

    *smokes cigar*

    Total lesbian moment
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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    I was more offended by Shrek, where the beautiful princess who was clearly happier in human form has to turn back into an ogre for no real reason.

    People thought it was making a point about being true to yourself, but I think that that message should involve characters being who they want to be, not what genetics and other circumstances of birth dictate they should be.

    Hmm.

    This is a good reading.

    Also it's kind of ironic that people think it's about being true to yourself when she gets stuck in a form she thinks is ugly, yeah.
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    basically anyone who is digressive or abnormal when it comes to self-identification or sexual appetites?

    You are queer bc Adam Levine.

    i don't really want to bone adam levine

    You are very queer Chu. You and queer go together.

    i dunno

    maybe

    i don't have any particular interest in not being identified as queer

    but i don't feel especially divergent gender wise or in terms of what type of people i find attractive

    But you are totally weird.

    *purges*
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    damn

    geth supports bulimia
  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    jakefront.gif

    Yeah but he hides away to find his peace of mind with some indie record that's much cooler than mine.

    2/10 would not bang.
    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Aaaghhhh my face is so goddamned itchy

    I can't wait until I can touch it >.>
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    Leia Organa is the best Disney princess.
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  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    Here's the thing about shrek: it fucking sucks, just like every movie Mike Myers is involved with
  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Tamin wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I still wonder what would happen if I actually physically touched a girl in a sexual manner.

    I mean, at least Katy Perry has kissed a girl. I'm still contemplating it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXmLRHnoSAs

    I trashed the hell out of The Little Mermaid in my Disney feminism research paper.

    She is MUTE the entire time she's with that dumbass. Oh yeah, he likes her for her personality.

    Are you saying mutes don't have personalities?

    PROBLEMATIC.

    No, I am saying that's not why Dumbass likes her. She washed up naked on a beach. That's why he likes her.

    Uh you are going to have to defend that because obviously she has lots of personality for a mute person and implying men would like mute women solely for looks or because they don't talk is severe stereotyping and threatening to any male who does get involved with a real woman who has some kind of speech impediment.

    tumblr_mk3y88ihjq1rjcxgso1_500.png

    Oh I get it the big dumb man would like you better dead so then you can't disagree with him!

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
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