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when my buddy's grandfather was in the retirement home, he used to ask attractive female workers
"hey toots, don't I know your face from the pictures?"
and then, mouth agape, tongue waggling, comically (but really) try to grab their asses
i mean, it's sexual assault, yeah
but also hilarious
procedurally generating such experiences? We're way off
I might have a panic attack.
uuuuuuggghhh fucking IMAGINE how stressful that would be.
Oh god if you could get eaten by some horrible worm and they simulate the view as you slide in
The worst is when your cat is in enough pain for them to verbalize it.
I don't have access to the OED but here is etymology.com
broad (n.)
"woman," slang, 1911, perhaps suggestive of broad (adj.) hips, but it also might trace to American English abroadwife, word for a woman (often a slave) away from her husband. Earliest use of the slang word suggests immorality or coarse, low-class women. Because of this negative association, and the rise of women's athletics, the track and field broad jump was changed to the long jump c.1967.
Yeah I mean, I could probably hang out with Humbert Humbert if I didn't know he was a pedo
he was funny as hell
Actual Play: Mage: the Awakening - At the Edge of All Things
And when we succeed at creating something that's as real as real, and can simulate that stuff, then we are pretty screwed. In the sense that why bother living for your dreams at some future point that never comes when you can do them and everything else on a whim with a push of a button?
You're looking at each other across the flashlight beam between you in your shared tent
Through the still open vents above you see stars because the party is far from any cities
You can still hear the straight 4 to the floor bass kicks pounding from up the path to dance floor but the rest of the music is muffled by redwoods and distance
"I feel kind of sweaty and"
"Who cares, um, is it okay if I"
And you get closer to each other, sitting on top of the rumpled sleeping bag, eyes bright and wet and reflective and asking questions in the tiny blade of light
And then closer
"Honestly I've been wondering all night if"
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https://player.vimeo.com/video/12915013
Ugh, so upon having written this, depression warning on this post.
Well then you can put them down.
Which sucks but I hate not knowing if he's in pain or if he would consider his life worth living if he had the cognitive capacity.
Like he's going to die soon and I have accepted that. But the wait is killing me more than the death will, and not knowing if he's enjoying his time here, and having to try and blindly feel for when it's best to have him put down, while he is continually sliding further and further? That is not something I know how to deal with. Part of me wants it to be over so I can be sad instead of watch him get thinner and thinner and throw up and never know if he finds the nuzzling in bed and the kisses worth it.
This is missing my original point.
What I'm worried about is that the Rift's potential won't be used in the MMO genre period. You give me Star Citizen in response, but that game is going to be a drop in the bucket a decade from now when hopefully the Rift has been properly utilized. I think the MMO genre is capable of innovation right now, and it's not happening to any significant extent. Is the Rift going to be a catalyst? That would be nice, but I'm pessimistic.
So I'm not talking about timelines, I'm talking about what will be done at all.
Wow
That is SUPER offensive on multiple levels
1 bottle of red
1 cup brandy
1 cup triple sec
1/2 cup st germain
1 pineapple
1 grapefruit
2 oranges
2 granny smith apples
4 sticks cinnamon
cut fruit into 1/4 inch cubes EXCEPT for pineapple, which should be 1" cubes. add ingredients and let sit overnight, or at least four hours. serve over crushed ice and garnish with a pineapple crown leaf and a cinnamon stick
WELL EXCUSE ME MR. FANCY ASS AMAZING JEALOUSY INSPIRING SEX BUT NOT EVERYONE HAS HAD THAT
Because that sounds pretty great and I was being sarcastic originally but uh yeah, time to go meet ladies and go somewhere under the stars.
How incredibly apt.
I was imagining something along the lines of a Mass Effect thing where instead of a cutscene it's a... something more interactive. Loading screens and adverts would come before you even attempt the sexing.
And that's a whole can of worms waiting to be opened. What does your wife think of that? What does society think of that? Do you even care? Should you? Will this otaku wet dream bring with it some horrible mental disorders related to loss of knowing what's real and valid and important? All because of the prize?
Once again, like the alien female thing, I reserve judgement until I've seen and experienced it versus the four years experience I have with the real deal.
I'm just saying
Fucking a video card = second place in the subjective hierarchy
That's all
Yes, but.
I would totally kick it with Michael Pemulis.
So it still has its own appeal in that way.
It's a place where ugly people don't have to be ugly
We'll skip right past acceptance into control
It's a race between high level body modding and virtual sex chambers
..man people are going to do some dark shit in their VR rooms
i will try to chat at him tomorrow when I am done with yardwork
Actual Play: Mage: the Awakening - At the Edge of All Things
Actually honestly all that stuff leading up alone is pretty awesome.
The best part about being single is knowing that something like that can happen >.>
I guarantee it
EEEUUGHHH
The moral panic, the legislation
Guys I'm having a speculating seizure
Lies, it's just kinda like scratch and sniff.
Oh wait other tasteful.
Will Riker approves.
Bro
That's not even sangria anymore
But it is delicious
Bro
That's not even sangria anymore
But it is delicious
They're way less ugly than they think they are
They might not be ugly at all!
Your very optimistic of a genre that has failed to live up to it's potential ever since the glimmers of greatness of the late 90's/early 2000's were snuffed out by WoW and it's shadow, coupled together with the fact MMOs are hard and massive and expensive.
I think Rift's potential is better spent on other gaming genres and other non gaming applications first and foremost before attempting to bend a MMO's massive scale and scope to it's particular needs and implications for the game's design. MMOs already have a hard enough time as it is accommodating various mechanics to people's disparate visions for the genre and what they are willing to play and pay for long term.
If Star Citizen is a drop in the bucket a decade from now I'll eat my hat or something but I really don't see that being the case, simply because Star Citizen's success or failure will be indicative of what the future of many MMO titles and other ambitious projects will look like and what can be achieved outside the mainstream developer/publisher relationship and it's assigned constraints.
it was kind of strange as a comic movie. it had a really quirky sense of humor and i feel like the villain's motivations weren't all that fleshed out. also the young character is kind of o_o.
but the action was good and i got to see hot ladies so meh.
post of the decade material here, folks