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  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    @desc i love you so much

    Yeah yeah

    Run the cables to the left speakers and I'll run the right

    Where's your guy with the you-know-what

    I want to be on it when the music is fuckin' hittin'
  • AresProphetAresProphet giggle and the flames grow higher Registered User regular
    Jesus. Armin Van Buuren is DJing here on Wednesday and Matt Darey is spinning Thursday

    Tempted

    Are there enough drugs for that
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  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    Corehealer wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Sex with people in person >>>>>>> fucking a video-feedback-modem

    Deal with it

    I have only had one I cannot rightly compare them!

    You're looking at each other across the flashlight beam between you in your shared tent

    Through the still open vents above you see stars because the party is far from any cities

    You can still hear the straight 4 to the floor bass kicks pounding from up the path to dance floor but the rest of the music is muffled by redwoods and distance

    "I feel kind of sweaty and"

    "Who cares, um, is it okay if I"

    And you get closer to each other, sitting on top of the rumpled sleeping bag, eyes bright and wet and reflective and asking questions in the tiny blade of light

    And then closer

    "Honestly I've been wondering all night if"


    Vs


    >>>BUFFERING 17%>>>

    >>>THIS DICK BROUGH TO YOU BY AT&T>>>

    >>>LIKE THIS ON FACEBOOK>>>





    C'mon blud

    How incredibly apt.

    I was imagining something along the lines of a Mass Effect thing where instead of a cutscene it's a... something more interactive. Loading screens and adverts would come before you even attempt the sexing.

    And that's a whole can of worms waiting to be opened. What does your wife think of that? What does society think of that? Do you even care? Should you? Will this otaku wet dream bring with it some horrible mental disorders related to loss of knowing what's real and valid and important? All because of the prize?

    Once again, like the alien female thing, I reserve judgement until I've seen and experienced it versus the four years experience I have with the real deal.

    I mean

    I would let mass effect 2 give me a handy, don't get me wrong

    But it's still just porn
  • PodlyPodly RUDEASS TITTIESRegistered User regular
    Jesus. Armin Van Buuren is DJing here on Wednesday and Matt Darey is spinning Thursday

    Tempted

    Are there enough drugs for that

    because they both suck, right?
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  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary Your Dark Descent FriendRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Doing something interesting with the sandbox is probably harder than building the sandbox. EVE Online has a great sandbox but CCP fucked up the gameplay, mainly the combat and skill system. The Infinity tech demo by Flavien Brebion is like the most perfect starting point for a Rift game. It's a great sandbox engine but it needs gameplay to be implemented. What I want is possible, but there isn't enough support to get it done, and I'm worried it won't be done even when the Rift is available.

    It won't be because it takes time to ease the wider denomination of people into it. And if you don't have a large enough group of people willing to pay for something, that something doesn't get done or it doesn't remain viable past a point, like one title.

    Games need to be made that can advance the genres they are in and introduce these kinds of things over time, to see what works and what doesn't and to see what the people are willing to pay for. Such is the sad reality of capitalism, but we deal with it. If we could do whatever we want for however long we want to make a sweet sandbox game and play with the mechanics, then by all means. But it's not going to happen for a long time yet. The Rift in this regard is just a stepping stone to larger things.

    I want what you want too, Sarksus, but I am also trying to look at it from the view of where the industry is at right now, such as it is. In it's present state, it's nowhere near ready to implement this kind of technology at any good scale with a good budget anytime soon. More precedence is needed first to show it works and is fun and profitable. And that's where Star Citizen may be able to help.
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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    There are already people who prefer porn to sex

    I'm not saying it's a good thing but

    It's difficult to find even fleeting physical love with a real person

    It will be hard to find the motivation to take those leaps when you can put on your skin suit and have sex with three Nicki Minajes on the back of a dragon
    Evil Multifarious on
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Corehealer wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Corehealer wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Corehealer wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Corehealer wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    If better MMOs with better worlds aren't made for the Oculus Rift I am quitting humanity.

    Star Citizen.

    Not enough. I intend to play Star Citizen with a rift and it's going to be great but space is not really that interesting to interact with compared to a terrestrial setting.

    You can interact with terrestrial settings when you land on planets or inside ships, it's just not the main focus of the game.

    And probably one of the things to be placed in a barebones to functional state at launch and then polished over time.

    The game doesn't currently include seamless atmospheric re-entry and departure. The way planets will work doesn't seem very fleshed out either. I'd compare it to being able to explore the space ports that you'd land on in Freelancer. The game is also going to have instancing planetside to handle player counts!

    That doesn't come anywhere close to realizing the Rift's potential for immersion and interactivity.

    Sarksus, the more I read about your responses to MMOs, Wildstar housing, Star Citizen terrestrial stuff, the more I wonder aloud if the game you want can be created in the next decade at a reasonable price point and time frame without drastically limiting the scope and scale of all the other things that would make the experience you describe meaningful past "Oh look I can walk around this planet in my Oculus Rift look at all the pretty rocks".

    I would love to have the kind of stuff the Rift is potentially capable of creating, but I also acknowledge that it's new tech just like all VR stuff is, and that devs are only barely scratching the surface with the kind of stuff available right now that can handle it. Star Citizen is going to take a long time and a lot of money to make and is explicitly creating a game with the Rift in mind from the get go; how many other studios have the time, funding, vision and consumer confidence to do something like that right now in the middle of a console generation transition when all the biggest names are more worried about catering to consoles and iOS for the bottom line?

    It's going to take a while yet for this to really become something that gets done right the way we want and I am willing to take what I can get now just to use the damn thing.

    This is missing my original point.

    What I'm worried about is that the Rift's potential won't be used in the MMO genre period. You give me Star Citizen in response, but that game is going to be a drop in the bucket a decade from now when hopefully the Rift has been properly utilized. I think the MMO genre is capable of innovation right now, and it's not happening to any significant extent. Is the Rift going to be a catalyst? That would be nice, but I'm pessimistic.

    So I'm not talking about timelines, I'm talking about what will be done at all.

    Your very optimistic of a genre that has failed to live up to it's potential ever since the glimmers of greatness of the late 90's/early 2000's were snuffed out by WoW and it's shadow, coupled together with the fact MMOs are hard and massive and expensive.

    I think Rift's potential is better spent on other gaming genres and other non gaming applications first and foremost before attempting to bend a MMO's massive scale and scope to it's particular needs and implications for the game's design. MMOs already have a hard enough time as it is accommodating various mechanics to people's disparate visions for the genre and what they are willing to play and pay for long term.

    If Star Citizen is a drop in the bucket a decade from now I'll eat my hat or something but I really don't see that being the case, simply because Star Citizen's success or failure will be indicative of what the future of many MMO titles and other ambitious projects will look like and what can be achieved outside the mainstream developer/publisher relationship and it's assigned constraints.

    If we can't do much better than Star Citizen ten years later then the industry will still be a mess. I don't think I'm optimistic by hoping the genre will eventually no longer be virtually stagnant. I'm not saying it definitely will, I think giving a timeline of a decade is pretty vague, I'm just saying I would be pretty disappointed if we didn't get to see a real virtual world thanks to the union of the Rift and good software.
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Corehealer you're telling me stuff I'm aware of.

    What I'm saying is, I will be disappointed if the industry and its consumers can't jointly arrive at a point that is much further along than we are right now.
  • PodlyPodly RUDEASS TITTIESRegistered User regular
    There are already people who prefer porn to sex

    I'm not saying it's a good thing but

    It's difficult to find even fleeting physical love with a real person

    It will be hard to find the motivation to take those leaps when you can put on your skin suit and have sex with three Nicki Minajes on the back of a dragon

    even bigger gap between celebrity and fandom

    whole industries built around interacting with your fave celebs

    gross
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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    I can't stop touching my cheek.

    It's so smooth except for random terminal hairs.

    Electrolysis is weird.
  • So It GoesSo It Goes Sip. Sip sip sippy. Dumb whores. Best friends.Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    There are already people who prefer porn to sex

    I'm not saying it's a good thing but

    It's difficult to find even fleeting physical love with a real person

    It will be hard to find the motivation to take those leaps when you can put on your skin suit and have sex with three Nicki Minajes on the back of a dragon

    even bigger gap between celebrity and fandom

    whole industries built around interacting with your fave celebs

    gross

    indie flesh artists hawking their wares on etsy
    NO.
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    There are already people who prefer porn to sex

    I'm not saying it's a good thing but

    It's difficult to find even fleeting physical love with a real person

    It will be hard to find the motivation to take those leaps when you can put on your skin suit and have sex with three Nicki Minajes on the back of a dragon

    even bigger gap between celebrity and fandom

    whole industries built around interacting with your fave celebs

    gross

    People selling 3d images of their bodies for virtual use

    A room full of breathless Kate Uptons in my basement, perpetually on the brink of shrieking orgasm, undulating sensually in a vat of olive oil
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
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    if i don't do better next semester i'm contracting amfrony to shove pizza down my throat until i asphyxiate
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    The slow progress of genres annoys me the same way the slow progress of government policy does. Eventually I got tired of watching the political paint dry, and I give less of a shit about it now than I used to. I really want to see something happen in the genre before I get bored of watching incremental iterations being popped out and then flopping over dead.
  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    There are already people who prefer porn to sex

    I'm not saying it's a good thing but

    It's difficult to find even fleeting physical love with a real person

    It will be hard to find the motivation to take those leaps when you can put on your skin suit and have sex with three Nicki Minajes on the back of a dragon

    even bigger gap between celebrity and fandom

    whole industries built around interacting with your fave celebs

    gross

    indie flesh artists hawking their wares on etsy

    sex workers already exist but I guess this would bring a post-fordist infoworker thing to their industry?
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    $14 an hour, Organichu
  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary Your Dark Descent FriendRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Corehealer you're telling me stuff I'm aware of.

    What I'm saying is, I will be disappointed if the industry and its consumers can't jointly arrive at a point that is much further along than we are right now.

    Then we agree, and I am hopeful that eventually we will get there. And I'll take Wildstar (which is without Rift) and Star Citizen (which has Rift) for now.

    A key thing in getting there is just a matter of how we get money in the hands of devs (because screw publishers who meddle or rush things) and how those devs manage to execute the game without spending forever on it.
    2ItqRJ7.jpgSteam/Origin/PSN: Corehealer / Core's Streamtastical Livestream (Streaming Wildstar Beta later this year).
  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I would read classy erotica penned be desc.

    For the record, if I wrote porn it would be so insufferable

    "In the sticky black ashes of western capitalism's funeral pyre, his hand slid between her legs"
    desc on
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Any time you want, you can have Christina Hendrick's titanic breasts spill out of a classy dress into your eager hands like jello bowling balls

    Absolute objectification

    And the makeup never smears unless you're into that
  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary Your Dark Descent FriendRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    The slow progress of genres annoys me the same way the slow progress of government policy does. Eventually I got tired of watching the political paint dry, and I give less of a shit about it now than I used to. I really want to see something happen in the genre before I get bored of watching incremental iterations being popped out and then flopping over dead.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqhYchnDNfA
    2ItqRJ7.jpgSteam/Origin/PSN: Corehealer / Core's Streamtastical Livestream (Streaming Wildstar Beta later this year).
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    fucking animal crossing hasn't changed appreciably since the DS version

    battlefield is fucked unless dice pulls a miracle out of their ass, they being content to hoover up the cash we spend on DLC and class unlocks because people would rather eat a dick swallowed by a poisonous snake than deal with their bullshit unlocks

    the mmo genre has always been shit and still is

    what other bullshit makes me mad at videogames
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    There are already people who prefer porn to sex

    I'm not saying it's a good thing but

    It's difficult to find even fleeting physical love with a real person

    It will be hard to find the motivation to take those leaps when you can put on your skin suit and have sex with three Nicki Minajes on the back of a dragon

    even bigger gap between celebrity and fandom

    whole industries built around interacting with your fave celebs

    gross

    indie flesh artists hawking their wares on etsy

    sex workers already exist but I guess this would bring a post-fordist infoworker thing to their industry?
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I would read classy erotica penned be desc.

    For the record, if I wrote porn it would be so insufferable

    "In the sticky black ashes of western capitalism's funeral pyre, his hand slid between her legs"

    her clitoris throbbed and pulsed in the filth of her mound like a dancer in an abandoned sewage plant
  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    is @jacobkosh alive?
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Any time you want, you can have Christina Hendrick's titanic breasts spill out of a classy dress into your eager hands like jello bowling balls

    Absolute objectification

    And the makeup never smears unless you're into that

    spoilers for mad men and also the movie irreversible
    i am not a squeamish dude about media and even the notoriously awful rape in irreversible didn't ruin my day, or anything. but the scene in mad men where joan is raped turned my stomach and brought tears to my eyes. christina hendricks is obviously absurd and a glitch in the matrix, but i occasionally have pangs of horror every time she gives me a boner. i guess that's convincing acting and direction? male gazing her is obviously productive for my donger but it also unsettles me profoundly.
  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Huh, that X-Wing tabletop game sounds intriguing. And they added more ships!

    original.jpg
    Yes, that's a nod to the Dark Forces/Jedi Knight games.
    Cokebotle on
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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    That might be the most vile thing I've ever written
  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary Your Dark Descent FriendRegistered User regular
    Man talking about the shitty state of the gaming industry really makes me think about how good an idea it was to try and become a game designer...

    I should also probably be in bed by now or something too.
    2ItqRJ7.jpgSteam/Origin/PSN: Corehealer / Core's Streamtastical Livestream (Streaming Wildstar Beta later this year).
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I would read classy erotica penned be desc.

    For the record, if I wrote porn it would be so insufferable

    "In the sticky black ashes of western capitalism's funeral pyre, his hand slid between her legs"

    Hahaha, porn/radical fantasy. I love it.
  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    There are already people who prefer porn to sex

    I'm not saying it's a good thing but

    It's difficult to find even fleeting physical love with a real person

    It will be hard to find the motivation to take those leaps when you can put on your skin suit and have sex with three Nicki Minajes on the back of a dragon

    even bigger gap between celebrity and fandom

    whole industries built around interacting with your fave celebs

    gross

    People selling 3d images of their bodies for virtual use

    A room full of breathless Kate Uptons in my basement, perpetually on the brink of shrieking orgasm, undulating sensually in a vat of olive oil

    This is gross to me in precisely the same way homeschooling is gross to me
  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary Your Dark Descent FriendRegistered User regular
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Huh, that X-Wing tabletop game sounds intriguing. And they added more ships!

    original.jpg
    Yes, that's a nod to the Dark Forces/Jedi Knight games.

    I remember that ship well...
    2ItqRJ7.jpgSteam/Origin/PSN: Corehealer / Core's Streamtastical Livestream (Streaming Wildstar Beta later this year).
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Corehealer wrote: »
    Man talking about the shitty state of the gaming industry really makes me think about how good an idea it was to try and become a game designer...

    I should also probably be in bed by now or something too.

    Well, you're consigning yourself to being hog tied and thrown into the grinder if you join the industry proper, but if you can design and either program or do art then you can just do games for your own satisfaction and not touch the utter nonsense that dominates the industry
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    The dancer isn't the clitoris

    the dancer is the labia, the clitoris is the crack baby slithering out of her
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Any time you want, you can have Christina Hendrick's titanic breasts spill out of a classy dress into your eager hands like jello bowling balls

    Absolute objectification

    And the makeup never smears unless you're into that

    spoilers for mad men and also the movie irreversible
    i am not a squeamish dude about media and even the notoriously awful rape in irreversible didn't ruin my day, or anything. but the scene in mad men where joan is raped turned my stomach and brought tears to my eyes. christina hendricks is obviously absurd and a glitch in the matrix, but i occasionally have pangs of horror every time she gives me a boner. i guess that's convincing acting and direction? male gazing her is obviously productive for my donger but it also unsettles me profoundly.

    There's something about the plausibility of that scene, plus knowing the character over time, that made it hit really hard

    The movie scene made me physically ill though, just the brutality of it; I turned it off and lay down
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    There are already people who prefer porn to sex

    I'm not saying it's a good thing but

    It's difficult to find even fleeting physical love with a real person

    It will be hard to find the motivation to take those leaps when you can put on your skin suit and have sex with three Nicki Minajes on the back of a dragon

    even bigger gap between celebrity and fandom

    whole industries built around interacting with your fave celebs

    gross

    People selling 3d images of their bodies for virtual use

    A room full of breathless Kate Uptons in my basement, perpetually on the brink of shrieking orgasm, undulating sensually in a vat of olive oil

    This is gross to me in precisely the same way homeschooling is gross to me

    Homeschooling here usually involves community cooperation and lots of social interaction for the kids

    Solipsistic mega-porn is way more distressing
  • AresProphetAresProphet giggle and the flames grow higher Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    Jesus. Armin Van Buuren is DJing here on Wednesday and Matt Darey is spinning Thursday

    Tempted

    Are there enough drugs for that

    because they both suck, right?

    It is hardly my place to question Podly

    but I have this embarrassing love of cheesy trance

    I don't think I can handle 4 shows in one week, especially after Steven Wilson was a total disappointment tonight
    no more need for the old empire
    when the indigo children come
  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary Your Dark Descent FriendRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Corehealer wrote: »
    Man talking about the shitty state of the gaming industry really makes me think about how good an idea it was to try and become a game designer...

    I should also probably be in bed by now or something too.

    Well, you're consigning yourself to being hog tied and thrown into the grinder if you join the industry proper, but if you can design and either program or do art then you can just do games for your own satisfaction and not touch the utter nonsense that dominates the industry

    I intend to do the art and design of mechanics and story both. Programming comes as much as is needed to talk to the actual code monkeys.

    As for the industry, I have no idea yet how or when I'll get into it, but I know it's probably going to be inevitable if I want to try and make anything I have ideas for. I'm not much of an indie man. I like triple As and MMOs. Maybe I'll be able to tolerate cut corners here and there if the end result is good enough for my apparently lower bar aspirations.
    2ItqRJ7.jpgSteam/Origin/PSN: Corehealer / Core's Streamtastical Livestream (Streaming Wildstar Beta later this year).
  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    There are already people who prefer porn to sex

    I'm not saying it's a good thing but

    It's difficult to find even fleeting physical love with a real person

    It will be hard to find the motivation to take those leaps when you can put on your skin suit and have sex with three Nicki Minajes on the back of a dragon

    even bigger gap between celebrity and fandom

    whole industries built around interacting with your fave celebs

    gross

    People selling 3d images of their bodies for virtual use

    A room full of breathless Kate Uptons in my basement, perpetually on the brink of shrieking orgasm, undulating sensually in a vat of olive oil

    This is gross to me in precisely the same way homeschooling is gross to me

    Homeschooling here usually involves community cooperation and lots of social interaction for the kids

    Solipsistic mega-porn is way more distressing

    That is more encouraging than the family I knew in TN who schooled their kids in this weird insular thing

    Blah

    Round up all the kids and throw them in public schools thought by unionized teachers to dilute how much any two parents canfucktheir kids up

    Nanny state 5ever
  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    Okay chat

    Sleepytime

    ilu
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Night desc! Sleep tight.
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