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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    this guy on tosh is so fucking creepy. jesus. what a creeper.
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    this guy on tosh is so fucking creepy. jesus. what a creeper.
    tosh? agreed
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    this guy on tosh is so fucking creepy. jesus. what a creeper.
    tosh? agreed

    i don't even feel comfortable linking these videos
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    Fuck allergies.

    The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming. Breathe in that sweet Spring air!
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  • MimMim Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    I could make that sailor scouts jacket

    Prolly about 10 hours of work

    teach me your ways.

    or, link me to the article that taught you your ways
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Gatekeeper of D&D [chat] Toronto, CanadaRegistered User regular
    I'm too lazy to go to bed.

    I need to turn my lights off and get my water bottle before I get into bed, but my lightswitch is outside my room for some reason and my water bottle is downstairs.

    It's the worst problem anyone has ever had.
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    this guy on tosh is so fucking creepy. jesus. what a creeper.
    tosh? agreed

    i don't even feel comfortable linking these videos

    Shit, that just makes me want to see them more.
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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Gatekeeper of D&D [chat] Toronto, CanadaRegistered User regular
    Oh and I have to pee so it's really an outright disaster right now.
  • VanguardVanguard for the Night is Dark and Full of Big Areolas Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I don't know what Burning Wheel is, but it reminds me of Wheel of Time, Terry Goodkind and FATAL.

    Is it a RPG manual. I could enter, but I'd only read it, and not play.

    It is an RPG book

    A very good one

    The best, even
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    this guy on tosh is so fucking creepy. jesus. what a creeper.
    tosh? agreed

    i don't even feel comfortable linking these videos

    Shit, that just makes me want to see them more.

    i can't even link a particular youtube video, you'd just have to watch this week's web redemption on tosh

    it's this creepy, creepy fucking dude and a montage of his videos then an interview with him and jesus christ

    you thought the bro trying to get the naive girl at the bar too drunk was creepy?

    this fucking guy

    i'm clenching my butthole just watching him on my laptop
  • VanguardVanguard for the Night is Dark and Full of Big Areolas Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    I could make that sailor scouts jacket

    Prolly about 10 hours of work

    teach me your ways.

    or, link me to the article that taught you your ways

    The SM is a stencil, probably done with spraypaint

    Draw it, practice in a few dummy t-shirts

    Those studs are easy, you just buy like 200 or so and start poking them in

    Since its leather, you will want a nail to pierce toughr parts of the coat

    The yellow and whatnot is likely more spray paint

    Done
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  • VariableVariable Stroke Me Lady Fame Registered User regular
    "He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" - Dr. Johnson
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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    this guy on tosh is so fucking creepy. jesus. what a creeper.
    tosh? agreed

    i don't even feel comfortable linking these videos

    Shit, that just makes me want to see them more.

    i can't even link a particular youtube video, you'd just have to watch this week's web redemption on tosh

    it's this creepy, creepy fucking dude and a montage of his videos then an interview with him and jesus christ

    you thought the bro trying to get the naive girl at the bar too drunk was creepy?

    this fucking guy

    i'm clenching my butthole just watching him on my laptop
    post deets so that i may learn his ways the error of his ways
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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Why is it the best.

    And have Jacob or Thom back you up.
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Ok time to finish mopping up this galaxy and then go on a galaxy conquering adventure with samurai space bears
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  • So It GoesSo It Goes Sip. Sip sip sippy. Dumb whores. Best friends.Registered User regular
    sigh
    NO.
  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »

    That last out was bullshit.

    But was a good game none the less.

    I figured we lost it when we couldn't get Tulo/EY home.
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  • VanguardVanguard for the Night is Dark and Full of Big Areolas Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Why is it the best.

    And have Jacob or Thom back you up.

    Scheck can back me up

    But basically it has one of the best character creation systems ever

    The game puts the focus on what you, as a player want to do

    Very big on player agency in general
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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Gatekeeper of D&D [chat] Toronto, CanadaRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    sigh

    SIGnature! What is the matter? This is no place for exasperated sighs! This is a place of love and understanding and meaningless platitudes!
  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Ok time to finish mopping up this galaxy and then go on a galaxy conquering adventure with samurai space bears

    Ugh want this game so bad.
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  • y2jake215y2jake215 oh ok yeah that's cool RAP GAME KiNG TUTRegistered User regular
    rain on the roof soothes the soul

    time to sleep
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  • So It GoesSo It Goes Sip. Sip sip sippy. Dumb whores. Best friends.Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    sigh

    SIGnature! What is the matter? This is no place for exasperated sighs! This is a place of love and understanding and meaningless platitudes!

    Skippy will not move here

    anyone who tries to move here doesn't boo
    NO.
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. Risk is our business.Registered User regular
    I guess I should call some of these places I sent in applications tomorrow.

    Also my fridge is leaking rusty water everywhere.

    Maybe I'll just sleep till noon.
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  • poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    moniker wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    god they should just ban whitney houston and mariah carey etc songs from these shows

    you want to do your rendition of pink, thats cool

    you want to sing luther vandross, no sorry choose another song

    i do not agree

    a lot of these competitors are incredibly technically proficient singers

    stuff being sacred is weird, let talented young people put their spin on whatever

    They aren't sacred, they just demand respect and understanding. If you learn the history of a song and then intentionally choose to go a different way with it that's fine. Being oblivious to the history and accidentally sounding good is not. This isn't the same for contemporary songs, not because they aren't important but because they aren't as removed. You can get a feel for where someone was 20 years ago in a way that you can't really get a feel for where MoTown singers were coming from without knowing more about the artist and the era. The past is a different country, and the further past the longer the journey.

    Maria goddamn Carey is in the same league as Motown greats in someone's mind? That is just not right.
    Neal Stephenson wrote:
    It was, of course, nothing more than sexism, the especially virulent type espoused by male techies who sincerely believe that they are too smart to be sexists.
  • VanguardVanguard for the Night is Dark and Full of Big Areolas Registered User regular
    It is also very big on cutting out meaningless shit

    No role playing buying everything

    Or making you roll for inconsequential shit

    Basically, the GM says yes or calls for a test

    The results of the dice stand and no re-rolls are allowed
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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    WoW loses 1.3 million subscribers in the first quarter

    Not the end of WoW but it is interesting.
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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    sigh

    SIGnature! What is the matter? This is no place for exasperated sighs! This is a place of love and understanding and meaningless platitudes!

    Skippy will not move here

    anyone who tries to move here doesn't boo

    You should move to Chicago. Get me out of legal troubles when they crop up. But mostly just hang out and drink stuff. I just need to get a shaker and some ice and my bar shall be Death Star 2 levels of operational. And I learned the recipe for ice.
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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    It's totes the end of WoW.

    WoW should die and then I can get my friends to play something new with me.
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  • ronyaronya hmmm over there!Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    WoW loses 1.3 million subscribers in the first quarter

    Not the end of WoW but it is interesting.

    I wonder just how disciplined is Activision's pledge not to mess about with Blizzard
  • So It GoesSo It Goes Sip. Sip sip sippy. Dumb whores. Best friends.Registered User regular
    I cannot move
    NO.
  • ronyaronya hmmm over there!Registered User regular
    sig's sig always contradicts sig

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Gatekeeper of D&D [chat] Toronto, CanadaRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    sigh

    SIGnature! What is the matter? This is no place for exasperated sighs! This is a place of love and understanding and meaningless platitudes!

    Skippy will not move here

    anyone who tries to move here doesn't boo

    I don't have a whole lot going on, I'll move there

    We may have to get married to make the whole immigration thing easier, I hope that's okay

    Alternatively, you could move to where the other people are!

    So either marry Narwhal or relocate your whole life, these are your choices

    I'm so helpful 8->

    I still have money on skippy moving there, though

    You just gotta sell it!
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Well I won't enter because it will be wasted on me

    even though I could write the best fantasy novel in 140 characters
  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    WoW loses 1.3 million subscribers in the first quarter

    Not the end of WoW but it is interesting.

    I wonder just how disciplined is Activision's pledge not to mess about with Blizzard

    Not very?

    See Diablo 3.
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  • ronyaronya hmmm over there!Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    WoW loses 1.3 million subscribers in the first quarter

    Not the end of WoW but it is interesting.

    I wonder just how disciplined is Activision's pledge not to mess about with Blizzard

    Not very?

    See Diablo 3.

    why what did activision do there
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    poshniallo wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    god they should just ban whitney houston and mariah carey etc songs from these shows

    you want to do your rendition of pink, thats cool

    you want to sing luther vandross, no sorry choose another song

    i do not agree

    a lot of these competitors are incredibly technically proficient singers

    stuff being sacred is weird, let talented young people put their spin on whatever

    They aren't sacred, they just demand respect and understanding. If you learn the history of a song and then intentionally choose to go a different way with it that's fine. Being oblivious to the history and accidentally sounding good is not. This isn't the same for contemporary songs, not because they aren't important but because they aren't as removed. You can get a feel for where someone was 20 years ago in a way that you can't really get a feel for where MoTown singers were coming from without knowing more about the artist and the era. The past is a different country, and the further past the longer the journey.

    Maria goddamn Carey is in the same league as Motown greats in someone's mind? That is just not right.

    ?
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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
  • So It GoesSo It Goes Sip. Sip sip sippy. Dumb whores. Best friends.Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    sigh

    SIGnature! What is the matter? This is no place for exasperated sighs! This is a place of love and understanding and meaningless platitudes!

    Skippy will not move here

    anyone who tries to move here doesn't boo

    I don't have a whole lot going on, I'll move there

    We may have to get married to make the whole immigration thing easier, I hope that's okay

    Alternatively, you could move to where the other people are!

    So either marry Narwhal or relocate your whole life, these are your choices

    I'm so helpful 8->

    I still have money on skippy moving there, though

    You just gotta sell it!
    Nah immigrating is terribly hard as well

    I hope he does but it's v unlikely, OH well
    NO.
  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    WoW loses 1.3 million subscribers in the first quarter

    Not the end of WoW but it is interesting.

    I wonder just how disciplined is Activision's pledge not to mess about with Blizzard

    Not very?

    See Diablo 3.

    why what did activision do there

    Would say the real money auction house. No proof on that though. But it didn't seem very traditional Blizzard.

    I would say it has been moving in that direction for a while.
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  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. Risk is our business.Registered User regular
    SiG you should move to Florida and I'll be your secretary and we'll go after all the crooked farmers and medicare scammers.

    They'll make a USA original drama out of it.
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