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Casual

bowen wrote: »

Casual wrote: »

bowen wrote: »

Casual wrote: »

bowen wrote: »

I think I'm going to get an ipad and write it off as a business expense.

you wanker

I just gotta make sure to bring in at least $700 or so in income this year for my SP so that I still remain in the "make a profit or you don't count as a business" stuff from the IRS.

i stand by my previous statement

You jelly.

yep!

hence

you are a wanker

Gooey

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »

Gooey wrote: »

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »

so i passed all my classes and im continuing with honors

which means i gotta keep going to school, i got no excuses

s i g h

what is this shit

you did well at something. wear it.

I'm sooooooooooooo sick of school.

everyone is sick of school

if everyone wasn't sick of school we would all be super phds and dropping chalk on the regular

Deebaser

If I want italian food, Im ordering a motherfucking gyro pizza

BEAST!

Where should an adult male be looking for casual summer clothes that don't look like total shit, men of this thread that don't dress like total shit
edit: forgot where i was posting, you can all ignore this

TTODewback

BEAST! wrote: »

Where should an adult male be looking for casual summer clothes that don't look like total shit, men of this thread that don't dress like total shit
edit: forgot where i was posting, you can all ignore this

Anything that doesn't involve Crocs.

21stCentury

Deebaser wrote: »

If I want italian food, Im ordering a motherfucking gyro pizza

Why? One would think a pizza that constantly gyrates would be hard to eat... and messy.

skippydumptruck

I am eating a snickers bar now

TTODewback

21stCentury wrote: »

Deebaser wrote: »

If I want italian food, Im ordering a motherfucking gyro pizza

Why? One would think a pizza that constantly gyrates would be hard to eat... and messy.

but so fucking arousing.

Winky

BEAST! wrote: »

Where should an adult male be looking for casual summer clothes that don't look like total shit, men of this thread that don't dress like total shit
edit: forgot where i was posting, you can all ignore this

Old Navy is cheap and safe.

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

omg i saw an amazing burn

it was on a zombie apocalypse survival kit

and this tumblr guy was like IF YOU WANT TO KEEP PREPARING FOR SOMETHING THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN JUST GO BUY A CONDOM

and i was like

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

spool32

Sarksus wrote: »

spool32 wrote: »

Sarksus wrote: »

spool32 wrote: »

Sarksus wrote: »

I use this stuff called 'Classico'

It has pictures of rustic ingredients on it

was using classico because it's tasty, but it all has high fructose corn syrup in it.

I never saw that on the ingredients list. When was the last time you tried it?

Month or so ago?

Woo, looking at their website, they seem not to be putting it in things anymore. Sugar yes, HFCS no.

So, cool. Good on them!

Weird. I was damn sure I hadn't seen it on the ingredients list when I bought it. I check for that stuff!

Could be I'm confusing classico for something else. Bertoulli perhaps?

syndalis

BEAST! wrote: »

Where should an adult male be looking for casual summer clothes that don't look like total shit, men of this thread that don't dress like total shit
edit: forgot where i was posting, you can all ignore this

Abercrombie and Fitch


8->


Or, if you are feeling like spending money on quality, go to a menswear store like Rothman's or Brooks Bros. and check out their casual wear. You can also get your hand held by a knowledgable person who will tell you honestly what does and does not look good on you.

In reality, the best time to do this is the fall, because the clothes will still look great next summer and the pricetag will be much less rapey.

Casual

BEAST! wrote: »

Where should an adult male be looking for casual summer clothes that don't look like total shit, men of this thread that don't dress like total shit
edit: forgot where i was posting, you can all ignore this

as much as i would like to be offended

the reality is i'm pulling an Obama face and nodding

Sarksus

Beast, if your body type is acceptable you could try H&M.

Deebaser

BEAST! wrote: »

Where should an adult male be looking for casual summer clothes that don't look like total shit, men of this thread that don't dress like total shit

Come down to Century 21, broheim. There's a Brooks Bros next door too.

edit: forgot where i was posting, you can all ignore this

oh...i see
*sniff*

spool32

Bertolli doesn't list ingredients, but I did just learn that their sauce is 10% sugar.

Deebaser

H&M and Old Navy peddle disposable garbage.
Shit does not last.

Organichu

beast, you are in good shape with the three checkmarks of a dude-who-can-look-bangin': arms, pecs, small waist. the most important thing by far is to find clothing that fits well, that doesn't billow and that shows off your assets. :9 you should prolly try on the slim or xtra slim fit at places like brooks bros or jcrew or whatever.

it's really hard for in-shape dudes to find a good fit but just try on some stuff and then buy a bunch when you find a brand that accentuates your adonis features.

Gooey

bonobos is on the pricier end but they do a 20% off your first purchase if you sign up for their newsletter thing

skippydumptruck

Organichu wrote: »

but i've eaten more shitty homecooked meals than good ones.

huh

this surprises me

P10

wearing clothes is for uggos imho

RMS Oceanic

Instead of A&F or H&M, try C&A!

Oh wait, it's Mainland Europe only.

Winky

Deebaser wrote: »

H&M and Old Navy peddle disposable garbage.
Shit does not last.

Will not argue with this. Clothes that will last you years you will not get.

TTODewback

Todays "Things that are worse than Hitler"
Crocs.

Sarksus

Deebaser wrote: »

H&M and Old Navy peddle disposable garbage.
Shit does not last.

Some of it doesn't. Like the thin stretchy stuff doesn't. I have non-stretchy, or thick clothing from them and it's pretty durable.

Abdhyius

skippydumptruck wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

but i've eaten more shitty homecooked meals than good ones.

huh

this surprises me

what, you think everybody can cook?

BEAST!

Organichu wrote: »

beast, you are in good shape with the three checkmarks of a dude-who-can-look-bangin': arms, pecs, small waist. the most important thing by far is to find clothing that fits well, that doesn't billow and that shows off your assets. :9 you should prolly try on the slim or xtra slim fit at places like brooks bros or jcrew or whatever.

it's really hard for in-shape dudes to find a good fit but just try on some stuff and then buy a bunch when you find a brand that accentuates your adonis features.

Gooey

Rear Admiral Choco wrote: »

Gooey wrote: »

syndalis wrote: »

Gooey wrote: »

god dammit you plebes

get some hot italian sausage. brown that in a pot with some garlic, salt, pepper, olive oil, and diced onion.

dump some crushed and puree'd tomatoes ontop, to suit your preference for chunkyness. also add a can of water (this is going to cook for a while)

add spices. basil, oregano, red pepper, salt, pepper, more garlic, a little bit of sugar.

if you have made meatballs (god fucking help you if they were once frozen) you should be putting them in there now.

stir to combine, then turn your stove on low, and walk away, and let it cook for a few hours. check every now and then to make sure it isn't getting too hot.

you and the missus both get home from a long day at work, and you are craving some italian. It is 7pm. you want to be eating by no later than 8. Your recipe fails in this specific circumstance.

Like I said, what you described is noticeably better, but the alternative is not only passable, but can be pretty darn good if you don't buy the cheap stuff.

true, but something you can do is make it when you have time, then freeze some smaller portions in tupperware. it takes foresight (you have to pull it out of the freezer the night before to thaw) but it helps make it a bit more convinent.

Gooey wrote:

if you have made meatballs (god fucking help you if they were once frozen) you should be putting them in there now.

WHAT IS IT, GOOEY

YOU CHARLATAN

choco! look over there!

*runs away*

skippydumptruck

I have bought clothes at gap and banana republic and express

clearance rack preferred obvi

Deebaser

TTODewback wrote: »

Todays "Things that are worse than Hitler"
Crocs.

RNs love them.

syndalis

Abdhyius wrote: »

skippydumptruck wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

but i've eaten more shitty homecooked meals than good ones.

huh

this surprises me

what, you think everybody can cook?

Also, this is the guy with the family that makes that insane poor people cassarole...

I don't think good home cookin' is something he has had a lot of exposure to.

bowen

TTODewback wrote: »

BEAST! wrote: »

Where should an adult male be looking for casual summer clothes that don't look like total shit, men of this thread that don't dress like total shit
edit: forgot where i was posting, you can all ignore this

Anything that doesn't involve Crocs.

Just go with jorts and meme shirts.

You can't lose.

Cinders

Morning nerds.

Tiger Burning

this revolution is going to have shitty t-shirts

skippydumptruck

Abdhyius wrote: »

skippydumptruck wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

but i've eaten more shitty homecooked meals than good ones.

huh

this surprises me

what, you think everybody can cook?

no, that chu has had more bad homecooked meals than good ones

I would just assume people who can't cook well don't

Organichu

look beast, i'm just saying

if i were in shape like you they'd have to remove my clothes with a surgical kit

bowen

Deebaser wrote: »

TTODewback wrote: »

Todays "Things that are worse than Hitler"
Crocs.

RNs love them.

Comfortable, easy to clean when blood/piss/shit gets on them, cheap.

Before if someone got blood on their shoes they'd have to buy new ones because you just cannot get piss, blood, or shit off of leather + fabric shoes.

desc

Iced coffee and excel

Yesss

Sarksus

Hakkekage you didn't even leave you phony

MadCaddy

Work work work.. Oh well, @organichu Sorry to offend mate. No hard feelings regardless on my end.

i need to play some LoL soon, but I've been up all night and have like ten work related things to do today already.