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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Rear Admiral Choco wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    god dammit you plebes

    get some hot italian sausage. brown that in a pot with some garlic, salt, pepper, olive oil, and diced onion.

    dump some crushed and puree'd tomatoes ontop, to suit your preference for chunkyness. also add a can of water (this is going to cook for a while)

    add spices. basil, oregano, red pepper, salt, pepper, more garlic, a little bit of sugar.

    if you have made meatballs (god fucking help you if they were once frozen) you should be putting them in there now.

    stir to combine, then turn your stove on low, and walk away, and let it cook for a few hours. check every now and then to make sure it isn't getting too hot.

    you and the missus both get home from a long day at work, and you are craving some italian. It is 7pm. you want to be eating by no later than 8. Your recipe fails in this specific circumstance.

    Like I said, what you described is noticeably better, but the alternative is not only passable, but can be pretty darn good if you don't buy the cheap stuff.

    true, but something you can do is make it when you have time, then freeze some smaller portions in tupperware. it takes foresight (you have to pull it out of the freezer the night before to thaw) but it helps make it a bit more convinent.
    Gooey wrote:
    if you have made meatballs (god fucking help you if they were once frozen) you should be putting them in there now.

    WHAT IS IT, GOOEY

    YOU CHARLATAN

    choco! look over there!

    *runs away*

    It is kind of like that movie Bloodsport.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I should go out and buy white t-shirts.

    I have a few ones that fit me well in a kinda stretchy fabric that basically never get rumpled and aren't too thick and fit really well and are super comfy

    and I have cotton t-shirts that are huge and holey

    but first of all I should get some button up shirts.
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  • TTODewbackTTODewback Pink haired tyrant On my throne of forum faces.Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    bowen wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Where should an adult male be looking for casual summer clothes that don't look like total shit, men of this thread that don't dress like total shit
    edit: forgot where i was posting, you can all ignore this

    Anything that doesn't involve Crocs.

    Just go with jorts and meme shirts.

    You can't lose.

    #1 Summer Outfit

    Hat: 2 tone trucker hat in horrific contrasting colors.
    Shirt: Wife beater (Alt. Open flannel shirt with "wolf" tshirt or meme tshirt underneath it)
    Pants: Short jorts where the pockets hang below the cutoff.
    Feet: Crocs (Alt. Knee-high socks with sandals/flipflops)


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  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    ok

    real talk

    this does not go beyond this thread

    my mum used to be a home economics teacher, and with the exception of a few staples, she is a lousy cook

    i did not know home cooking could be anything more than passable until i started dating my ex who kicked ass at everything food related

    it also goes without saying that i myself cannot cook squat other than a bacon sandwich
    R.I.P Sir Check
    surrealitycheck wrote: »
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • HamurabiHamurabi Registered User regular
    The questions on this online application, man...
    An employee dropped a box of items while stocking shelves and then kicked the box, breaking other items. Which of the following is the most logical reason that this employee broke additional items?
    • The employee accidentally kicked the box while trying to clean up his mess.
    • The employee was so upset from dropping the box that he just could not help himself.
    • There were only five boxes of merchandise on the floor.
    • The company needs to invest in sturdier boxes.
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  • MimMim Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    bonobos is on the pricier end but they do a 20% off your first purchase if you sign up for their newsletter thing

    Man, when I hear or read "bonobos" I can only think of the monkeys that fuck all the time.
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  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    Tiger Burning wrote: »
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    this revolution is going to have shitty t-shirts

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    ok

    real talk

    this does not go beyond this thread

    my mum used to be a home economics teacher, and with the exception of a few staples, she is a lousy cook

    i did not know home cooking could be anything more than passable until i started dating my ex who kicked ass at everything food related

    it also goes without saying that i myself cannot cook squat other than a bacon sandwich

    @Casual's Mother
  • syndalissyndalis Aballah Can Tah Advancing the Human ConditionRegistered User regular
    Okay, time to run again - don't [chat] too much while I am gone
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  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    bonobos is on the pricier end but they do a 20% off your first purchase if you sign up for their newsletter thing

    Man, when I hear or read "bonobos" I can only think of the monkeys that fuck all the time.

    monkeys love bright red shorts and linen shirts, it's true
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  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    ok

    real talk

    this does not go beyond this thread

    my mum used to be a home economics teacher, and with the exception of a few staples, she is a lousy cook

    i did not know home cooking could be anything more than passable until i started dating my ex who kicked ass at everything food related

    it also goes without saying that i myself cannot cook squat other than a bacon sandwich

    @Casual's Mother

    FAK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    R.I.P Sir Check
    surrealitycheck wrote: »
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    so i passed all my classes and im continuing with honors

    which means i gotta keep going to school, i got no excuses

    s i g h

    what is this shit

    you did well at something. wear it.

    I'm sooooooooooooo sick of school.

    everyone is sick of school

    if everyone wasn't sick of school we would all be super phds and dropping chalk on the regular

    Yeah I guess I've just been going since 2009 and I still need sooo many credits

    I'm going to be going to school part time for years at this rate
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  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    The questions on this online application, man...
    An employee dropped a box of items while stocking shelves and then kicked the box, breaking other items. Which of the following is the most logical reason that this employee broke additional items?
    • The employee accidentally kicked the box while trying to clean up his mess.
    • The employee was so upset from dropping the box that he just could not help himself.
    • There were only five boxes of merchandise on the floor.
    • The company needs to invest in sturdier boxes.

    What is this?
    A: The employee is a frustrated douchebag that kicked the box.
    Do I win?
    #FreeThan
    #FreeScheck
    #FreeSKFM
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    bwahhh
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    slides are shitty comms tools
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    The questions on this online application, man...
    An employee dropped a box of items while stocking shelves and then kicked the box, breaking other items. Which of the following is the most logical reason that this employee broke additional items?
    • The employee accidentally kicked the box while trying to clean up his mess.
    • The employee was so upset from dropping the box that he just could not help himself.
    • There were only five boxes of merchandise on the floor.
    • The company needs to invest in sturdier boxes.

    What is this?
    A: The employee is a frustrated douchebag that kicked the box.
    Do I win?

    could be a trap

    they're trying to gauge what your most likley responce would be
    R.I.P Sir Check
    surrealitycheck wrote: »
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • ronyaronya hmmm over there!Registered User regular
    OKAY I HAVE ONE WEEKEND TO WRITE 5000 WURDS
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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    I hate stupid questions like that on applications. Is it for a job that at least pays decent?
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    The questions on this online application, man...
    An employee dropped a box of items while stocking shelves and then kicked the box, breaking other items. Which of the following is the most logical reason that this employee broke additional items?
    • The employee accidentally kicked the box while trying to clean up his mess.
    • The employee was so upset from dropping the box that he just could not help himself.
    • There were only five boxes of merchandise on the floor.
    • The company needs to invest in sturdier boxes.

    What is this?
    A: The employee is a frustrated douchebag that kicked the box.
    Do I win?

    could be a trap

    they're trying to gauge what your most likley responce would be

    It's a trap. They want you to assume good faith mistake rather than assume people are assholes right off the bat.
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  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
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    Farmer Shu Mansheng prepares to take off with his homemade ultralight aircraft in Wuhan, Hubei province, on May 10, 2010.
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    Shu Mansheng takes off in his aircraft, in Wuhan, on May 10, 2010. The 4.5-meter-long (15ft) ultralight, powered by two motor engines, took Shu eight months to build and cost him 5,000 yuan (733 USD), local media reported.
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    Shu Mansheng's ultralight aircraft crashes after taking off in Wuhan, on May 10, 2010.
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    OKAY I HAVE ONE WEEKEND TO WRITE 5000 WURDS

    that is a lot
  • ronyaronya hmmm over there!Registered User regular
    which should actually be really easy, all things considered, I have no end of literature to discuss and cite and lots of juicy data to talk about. i'm positive i'll be scrambling to clip words by Saturday evening

    I shall be AAAAAAAHHHHing in chat a lot if the, um, data analysis part doesn't gimme the results I want though
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  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    I hate stupid questions like that on applications. Is it for a job that at least pays decent?

    they're asking questions about shelf stacking

    what do you think?
    R.I.P Sir Check
    surrealitycheck wrote: »
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong and a cast of thousands Registered User regular
    Tiger Burning wrote: »
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    this revolution is going to have shitty t-shirts

    The Pillsbury revolution will be the most delicious of the revolutions.
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  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    The questions on this online application, man...
    An employee dropped a box of items while stocking shelves and then kicked the box, breaking other items. Which of the following is the most logical reason that this employee broke additional items?
    • The employee accidentally kicked the box while trying to clean up his mess.
    • The employee was so upset from dropping the box that he just could not help himself.
    • There were only five boxes of merchandise on the floor.
    • The company needs to invest in sturdier boxes.

    What is this?
    A: The employee is a frustrated douchebag that kicked the box.
    Do I win?

    could be a trap

    they're trying to gauge what your most likley responce would be

    But...I worked stock. I've worked with others in stock. If you told me a dude dropped a box then kicked it, I wouldn't think "Oh. That must have been an accident" I would think it's a rage tantrum from some 20 year old making a nickel above minimum wage.
    #FreeThan
    #FreeScheck
    #FreeSKFM
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    oh no

    i have a reputation as the 'idea person' in my company now

    oh no
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  • ronyaronya hmmm over there!Registered User regular
    I hope Shu Mansheng is okay! emot-ohdear.png
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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Get to it Ronya. BARK BARK
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Riker is not human.
  • ronyaronya hmmm over there!Registered User regular
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    oh no

    i have a reputation as the 'idea person' in my company now

    oh no

    Dread Muse Arbuthnot
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  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    The questions on this online application, man...
    An employee dropped a box of items while stocking shelves and then kicked the box, breaking other items. Which of the following is the most logical reason that this employee broke additional items?
    • The employee accidentally kicked the box while trying to clean up his mess.
    • The employee was so upset from dropping the box that he just could not help himself.
    • There were only five boxes of merchandise on the floor.
    • The company needs to invest in sturdier boxes.

    What is this?
    A: The employee is a frustrated douchebag that kicked the box.
    Do I win?

    could be a trap

    they're trying to gauge what your most likley responce would be

    It's a trap. They want you to assume good faith mistake rather than assume people are assholes right off the bat.

    i hate the fact i actually figured this out

    it means im starting to think like them
    R.I.P Sir Check
    surrealitycheck wrote: »
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    oh no

    i have a reputation as the 'idea person' in my company now

    oh no

    Now you can put that on your resume and get big bucks in the startup scene
  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    The questions on this online application, man...
    An employee dropped a box of items while stocking shelves and then kicked the box, breaking other items. Which of the following is the most logical reason that this employee broke additional items?
    • The employee accidentally kicked the box while trying to clean up his mess.
    • The employee was so upset from dropping the box that he just could not help himself.
    • There were only five boxes of merchandise on the floor.
    • The company needs to invest in sturdier boxes.

    What is this?
    A: The employee is a frustrated douchebag that kicked the box.
    Do I win?

    could be a trap

    they're trying to gauge what your most likley responce would be

    It's a trap. They want you to assume good faith mistake rather than assume people are assholes right off the bat.

    Yeah it's a personality test.

    It seems like he dropped the box because he was a douchebutt and tried to carry too much at once, and didn't realize what had happened and kicked the others by mistake. But the other answers aren't there, like
    • Pissed at his supervisor for not giving him time off work that he needs to see his mom at the hospital
    • Is actually going to steal the ones that didn't break and write the whole box off as a loss
    • Doesn't give a fuck because he's paid federal minimum wage to put boxes from truck to shelf

    Of course they don't want to hear those answers, though.
  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Riker is not human.

    Somewhere there is a planet full of Rikers.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    oh no

    i have a reputation as the 'idea person' in my company now

    oh no

    A "Good" idea person?
    #FreeThan
    #FreeScheck
    #FreeSKFM
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Riker is not human.

    Somewhere there is a planet full of Rikers.

    Just beards attached to hosts.
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong and a cast of thousands Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    I hope Shu Mansheng is okay! emot-ohdear.png

    I can't be the only one who saw this emoticon as a buck-toothed racist asian caricature.
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  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
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    Women wearing nylon masks walk toward the shore during a visit to a beach in Qingdao, Shandong province, on July 6, 2012. The mask, which was invented by a Chinese woman about seven years ago, is used to block the sun's rays. The mask is now under mass production and is on sale at local swimwear stores.

    These masks are creepy looking.
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  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    I hope Shu Mansheng is okay! emot-ohdear.png

    I can't be the only one who saw this emoticon as a buck-toothed racist asian caricature.

    you are
    R.I.P Sir Check
    surrealitycheck wrote: »
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong and a cast of thousands Registered User regular
    Why do these ladies want to look like mexican wrestlers at the beach?
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