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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    jarred spaghetti sauce is a good base for making actual spaghetti sauce

    Regular Prego can be classed up quite nicely with just some onion, garlic and oregano.
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  • Tiger BurningTiger Burning Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    shit shit shit

    prof said that the due date was end of may

    exams office says the due date was end of april

    whaaaa

    BZZ BZZ BZZ

    ronya..

    BZZ BZZ BZZ

    ronya..

    BZZ BZZ BZZ

    wake up, ronya..
    "All models are wrong; some models are useful."
  • syndalissyndalis Aballah Can Tah Advancing the Human ConditionRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    I guess I need to find a ray ban store that doesn't work off commission or isn't run by someone who gives a fuck so I can see the model number.

    I'd really like to own these shades before I go to the beach.

    You could go to the flagship store. They wont give any fucks. They aren't there to move product.

    right - and your edit IS the actual model I was wearing, though I don't think my lenses were polarized "green" - also, I can't seem to google my way to a ray ban flagship store in nyc.
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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Are PS2s region locked? I might buy some PS2 games from a UK store.

    ah do believe they are.

    Bleh. Gotta wait for games to ship from the US then :(
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Man, it is just me or is [chat] insanely fast this morning?

    it's like, you guys can't wait for the next [chat] thread to happen.

    You gotta keep up, son

    Man, fuck that, i'm too mellow for this shit.

    i'm out. Notify me when you stop being so damn eager.
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I shop by walking endlessly around the mall, looking at similar clothing for similar prices at similar stores but never buying anything because I worry there's something I like more or is cheaper at a different store


    It's always okay these pants are an option. But let's check that store first

    Eventually I leave empty handed or with some novelty on a whim purchase made late in the game

    I fail at shopping
    for me it's not so much i can find it cheaper it's "i dont know if i like this because i dont know if other people like this but maybe i will figure it out within the next 4 hours of wandering from store to store and rush back here and buy it"

    i never return

    You, me, and Hakkekage need to go shopping together one day

    we'll spend 8 hours going from store to store and not having bought a damn thing but really wanting to.

    OH SO I CAN'T COME HUH

    JUST A BIG OL THREESOME GOIN ON

    SARKSUS AIN'T INVITED

    Don't be like that! I was thinking I should invite you but then I thought you'd be like "Whaaaaaaaaat, I don't want to do that. That sounds boring"

    EVEN THOUGH THAT'S THE EXACT THING YOU DO WHEN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER.

    Nu uh

    We went to a Goodwill and I even watched you look at dresses

    Heifer, we spent a good amount of time of you looking at shirts. And what happened? OH, THE ART STORE WAS CLOSED AFTER!

    Yeah gurl, I remember gurl. Gurl.

    No art store should close at 5pm

    they probably figure artists can shop during the day since they don't work
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Ok I'm out

    bai
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I like it when I am called heifer. It's just an absurd insult.

    it takes me back to middle school

    because for whatever reason heifer was the popular insult at my middle school
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  • MimMim Registered User regular
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I shop by walking endlessly around the mall, looking at similar clothing for similar prices at similar stores but never buying anything because I worry there's something I like more or is cheaper at a different store


    It's always okay these pants are an option. But let's check that store first

    Eventually I leave empty handed or with some novelty on a whim purchase made late in the game

    I fail at shopping
    for me it's not so much i can find it cheaper it's "i dont know if i like this because i dont know if other people like this but maybe i will figure it out within the next 4 hours of wandering from store to store and rush back here and buy it"

    i never return

    You, me, and Hakkekage need to go shopping together one day

    we'll spend 8 hours going from store to store and not having bought a damn thing but really wanting to.

    don't fall for this beast

    it sounds like it really really REALLY sucks
    yeah, Mim this sounds like the meanest trick ever

    It ain't no trick

    I'm just saying

    If you end up in a pink dress that has a lot of ruffles by the end of the day, you consented to it when you signed the contract at the beginning of our shopping adventure.
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Pink haired tyrant On my throne of forum faces.Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I shop by walking endlessly around the mall, looking at similar clothing for similar prices at similar stores but never buying anything because I worry there's something I like more or is cheaper at a different store


    It's always okay these pants are an option. But let's check that store first

    Eventually I leave empty handed or with some novelty on a whim purchase made late in the game

    I fail at shopping
    for me it's not so much i can find it cheaper it's "i dont know if i like this because i dont know if other people like this but maybe i will figure it out within the next 4 hours of wandering from store to store and rush back here and buy it"

    i never return

    You, me, and Hakkekage need to go shopping together one day

    we'll spend 8 hours going from store to store and not having bought a damn thing but really wanting to.

    OH SO I CAN'T COME HUH

    JUST A BIG OL THREESOME GOIN ON

    SARKSUS AIN'T INVITED

    Don't be like that! I was thinking I should invite you but then I thought you'd be like "Whaaaaaaaaat, I don't want to do that. That sounds boring"

    EVEN THOUGH THAT'S THE EXACT THING YOU DO WHEN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER.

    Nu uh

    We went to a Goodwill and I even watched you look at dresses

    Heifer, we spent a good amount of time of you looking at shirts. And what happened? OH, THE ART STORE WAS CLOSED AFTER!

    Yeah gurl, I remember gurl. Gurl.

    No art store should close at 5pm

    But the majority of people who shop at art stores are unemployed artist so they don't need to be opened after 5.
    :P
  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Man, it is just me or is [chat] insanely fast this morning?

    it's like, you guys can't wait for the next [chat] thread to happen.

    You gotta keep up, son

    Man, fuck that, i'm too mellow for this shit.

    i'm out. Notify me when you stop being so damn eager.


    -said no man to a girl ever
    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark Registered User regular
    Would it be so hard for the grocery store to put the dairy, eggs and produce in one place so I can get in an out in 10 minutes without sullying myself?

    they aren't interested in you getting in and out quickly
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  • BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    Would it be so hard for the grocery store to put the dairy, eggs and produce in one place so I can get in an out in 10 minutes without sullying myself?
    Luckily for real men like myself they put dairy, eggs, and meat right next to eachother, so unless i also need to buy beer i'm finished in one aisle.

    Who am i kidding, when am i not there to buy beer? :(
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    jarred spaghetti sauce is a good base for making actual spaghetti sauce

    I buy "good" jar sauce, and then I add oregano and red pepper. IT'S GOOD ENOUGH.
  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    I picked my new sunglasses based on [chat]
    I hope "clubmaster" wasn't an ironic suggestion.
    #FreeThan
    #FreeScheck
    #FreeSKFM
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    jarred spaghetti sauce is a good base for making actual spaghetti sauce

    Agreed, though finding a brand that has no corn syrup in it is a challenge. Some brands put it in one flavor, and not another. You have to look every time. :(
    Successful Kickstarter get! Drop by Bare Mettle Entertainment if you'd like to see what we're making.
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong and a cast of thousands Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    jarred spaghetti sauce is a good base for making actual spaghetti sauce

    Some jarred sauces are great, but I'd use one as a flavor guide more than a base. It's way cheaper to just go out and get cans of crushed tomatoes and use that.
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  • BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    jarred spaghetti sauce is a good base for making actual spaghetti sauce

    I buy "good" jar sauce, and then I add oregano and red pepper. IT'S GOOD ENOUGH.
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  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    When's the rest of the world going to get on our level and upgrade from metric to imperial?
  • syndalissyndalis Aballah Can Tah Advancing the Human ConditionRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    I picked my new sunglasses based on [chat]
    I hope "clubmaster" wasn't an ironic suggestion.
    [chat] suggested wayfarer to me, and I picked something else once I actually wore it.

    Clubmasters look pretty nice though.
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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Man, it is just me or is [chat] insanely fast this morning?

    it's like, you guys can't wait for the next [chat] thread to happen.

    You gotta keep up, son

    Man, fuck that, i'm too mellow for this shit.

    i'm out. Notify me when you stop being so damn eager.


    -said no man to a girl ever

    [chat] ain't a girl, bro.

    Chat's a lady.
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    I picked my new sunglasses based on [chat]
    I hope "clubmaster" wasn't an ironic suggestion.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Png-PC0ews
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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong and a cast of thousands Registered User regular
    PREGO IS NOT GOOD
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  • MimMim Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Man, it is just me or is [chat] insanely fast this morning?

    it's like, you guys can't wait for the next [chat] thread to happen.

    You gotta keep up, son

    Man, fuck that, i'm too mellow for this shit.

    i'm out. Notify me when you stop being so damn eager.

    nevaaaar
  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Man, it is just me or is [chat] insanely fast this morning?

    it's like, you guys can't wait for the next [chat] thread to happen.

    You gotta keep up, son

    Man, fuck that, i'm too mellow for this shit.

    i'm out. Notify me when you stop being so damn eager.


    -said no man to a girl ever

    [chat] ain't a girl, bro.

    Chat's a lady.

    apparently so are you
    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Making tomato sauce takes too long.

    Fuck

    it
  • ronyaronya hmmm over there!Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    shit shit shit

    prof said that the due date was end of may

    exams office says the due date was end of april

    whaaaa

    BZZ BZZ BZZ

    ronya..

    BZZ BZZ BZZ

    ronya..

    BZZ BZZ BZZ

    wake up, ronya..

    I WISH
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    PREGO IS NOT GOOD

    But I am lazy and unwilling to spend any time actually making decent sauce!
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    I've just been getting Kirkland brand sauce and throwing in meat, oregano, salt, and pepper

    It's okay.
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    PREGO IS NOT GOOD

    You shut your whore mouth. You probably use Ragu.
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  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    I guess I need to find a ray ban store that doesn't work off commission or isn't run by someone who gives a fuck so I can see the model number.

    I'd really like to own these shades before I go to the beach.

    You could go to the flagship store. They wont give any fucks. They aren't there to move product.

    right - and your edit IS the actual model I was wearing, though I don't think my lenses were polarized "green" - also, I can't seem to google my way to a ray ban flagship store in nyc.

    How does M&Ms get a flagship store, but not Rayban?
    How did POPTARTS???
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    #FreeSKFM
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    I use this stuff called 'Classico'

    It has pictures of rustic ingredients on it
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    I start with a marinara usually, and add bell peppers, garlic, shallots maybe, oregano, usually a dash of cayenne, salt, black pepper, then simmer it for 10 minutes.
    Successful Kickstarter get! Drop by Bare Mettle Entertainment if you'd like to see what we're making.
  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    dont start with jarred spaghetti sauce

    get yourself some canned crushed and purree'd tomatoes and start with that if you aren't looking to do something from scratch
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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    PREGO IS NOT GOOD

    Ah, so you're a Ragu man, then.
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    there are a lot of good tasting sauces
  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    source: i am marrying an italian
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  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    jarred spaghetti sauce is a good base for making actual spaghetti sauce

    I buy "good" jar sauce, and then I add oregano and red pepper. IT'S GOOD ENOUGH.
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    I buy canned tomatoes, because I have shit to do.

    (I do not actually have shit to do)
    #FreeThan
    #FreeScheck
    #FreeSKFM
  • MimMim Registered User regular
    PREGO IS NOT GOOD

    Is it weird that my immediate thought was "Yeah, you'd have to get an abortion" ?
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Ok I'm out

    bai

    Out for some CRIME TIME?
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