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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    oh God the full version of the surgery sim has a fucking laser that's on a leash and it swings around everywhere if you fuck up
  • redxredx Dublin, CARegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    what is the point of looking at porn in work

    not like you're gonna start jerkin' it in the office

    O_o doesn't your office door lock?
    RedX is taking a stab a moving out west, and will be near San Francisco from May 14 till June 29.
    Click here for a horrible H/A thread with details.
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Wrath Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    The only drink anyone should be getting from a Coca Cola Freestyle machine is a VANILLA ORANGE HI-C
    Anything else deserves a kick in the cahones
    Diet Raspberry Gingerale

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  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. Risk is our business.Registered User regular
    Dr Pepper Vanilla Coke Cherry Root Bear with lime.
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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Nova_C wrote: »
    You guys want to know what the most surreal part of getting laser surgery?

    So, they put a little thing over your eye, it's like a scope eyepiece. This is the bit that makes the cornea flap. Your vision goes dark (It's not covering your eye, they literally make you temporarily blind) and then a few seconds later the surgeon removes the scope thing and your vision comes back. Then you can actually see the surgeon use a pair of really fine tweezers to lift the corneal flap. It was as surreal the second time as the first (One eye is done at a time). You end up with a circle of watery vision (Like there's a drop of water on the center of your eyeball), right in the middle.

    Surreal? I nearly threw up!

    I can't even take eye drops without basically pinning my eyelids to my skull.
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Pink haired tyrant On my throne of forum faces.Registered User regular
    THE ONLY THING YOU SHOULD BE PUTTING IN YOUR GINGERALE IS MAKER'S MARK.
    GAWWWWWWDDDDDD
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    THE ONLY THING YOU SHOULD BE PUTTING IN YOUR GINGERALE IS MAKER'S MARK.
    GAWWWWWWDDDDDD

    Why would you infect whiskey with ginger ale?
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Pink haired tyrant On my throne of forum faces.Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    THE ONLY THING YOU SHOULD BE PUTTING IN YOUR GINGERALE IS MAKER'S MARK.
    GAWWWWWWDDDDDD

    Why would you infect whiskey with ginger ale?

    Because if you don't mix it people assume you're an alcoholic.
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. Risk is our business.Registered User regular
    Apparently several years ago one of the student workers was filming amateur porn of himself in the office.

    Which, is interesting, given the number of windows and level of traffic we get on a typical weekend.
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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    ok, now the day is slow.
    Mental midgets kill my inner child.
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Pink haired tyrant On my throne of forum faces.Registered User regular
    Our desktop support was working on a laptop and it had video of a department head masturbating in his office on it.
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    THE ONLY THING YOU SHOULD BE PUTTING IN YOUR GINGERALE IS MAKER'S MARK.
    GAWWWWWWDDDDDD

    Why would you infect whiskey with ginger ale?

    Because if you don't mix it people assume you're a a grown-ass man with grown-ass man tastes.
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Wrath Registered User regular
    Anyone been to Indonesia?

    Fiancee and I were thinking of honeymooning there. (It's stupid cheap)
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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Anyone been to Indonesia?

    Fiancee and I were thinking of honeymooning there. (It's stupid cheap)

    I have a friend who works at the foreign ministry there. Pretty neat country. Will be a completely different experience and pretty safe. And friends who have visited also say it is a cool place to go.
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  • TTODewbackTTODewback Pink haired tyrant On my throne of forum faces.Registered User regular
    I need to pick up a covered dish for Sunday's pot luck.
    Geth roll 1d100 for "chances a coworker eats it before I can get it home"
  • MimMim Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I should've done JET or something.

    I was going to do JET but my mom was like "JUST GET YOUR MASTER'S" so...I'm..doing that.

    Yeah, I'm getting my PhD, so no time for JET.

    But : (

    Today is a day of weird feelings and longing I guess.

    I think I'm still going to go forth with preparing for JET just in case I don't get into graduate school, but I want to do graduate school first. THEN, maybe I could do JET or something similar.

    that'd be nice.
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Registered User regular
    PantsB wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Had to tell an intern that the list of the 30 most sexy films on Cosmo's website was inappropriate work reading material.

    People go to barstoolsports.com and similar at my work all the time. For a while at the end of every day the group next to me (which is 60% female) would go at the end of the day and discuss the stories.

    Barstool features "Guess that Ass" and T&A stories, sports opinions and some celebrity gossip stuff. I'm pretty sure short of porn my work wouldn't really care and I thought that was kind of the standard now.

    Porn - instafire
    Everything else - probably fine

    I know I have cousins who have had to fire people who didn't understand that line.

    In this case there were screen caps of said films. I can probably have defended said intern if it didn't have a shot from Unfaithful with a bit of Diane Lane's nipple showing.
    There's no living with a killing. There's no goin' back from one. Right or wrong, it's a brand... a brand sticks. There's no goin' back. Now you run on home to your mother and tell her... tell her everything's alright. And there aren't any more guns in the valley.
  • ronyaronya hmmm over there!Registered User regular
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    Nova_C wrote: »
    You guys want to know what the most surreal part of getting laser surgery?

    So, they put a little thing over your eye, it's like a scope eyepiece. This is the bit that makes the cornea flap. Your vision goes dark (It's not covering your eye, they literally make you temporarily blind) and then a few seconds later the surgeon removes the scope thing and your vision comes back. Then you can actually see the surgeon use a pair of really fine tweezers to lift the corneal flap. It was as surreal the second time as the first (One eye is done at a time). You end up with a circle of watery vision (Like there's a drop of water on the center of your eyeball), right in the middle.

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I should've done JET or something.

    I was going to do JET but my mom was like "JUST GET YOUR MASTER'S" so...I'm..doing that.

    Yeah, I'm getting my PhD, so no time for JET.

    But : (

    Today is a day of weird feelings and longing I guess.

    I think I'm still going to go forth with preparing for JET just in case I don't get into graduate school, but I want to do graduate school first. THEN, maybe I could do JET or something similar.

    that'd be nice.

    I already got in, unfortunately.

    Or fortunately I guess.

    The problem with me is PhD in neuroscience -> straight to the data mines, I doubt I'm gonna take a year off.

    I am just kind of "ergh, so many things I want to do but didn't" right now.

    REGRETS
  • MimMim Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I should've done JET or something.

    I was going to do JET but my mom was like "JUST GET YOUR MASTER'S" so...I'm..doing that.

    Yeah, I'm getting my PhD, so no time for JET.

    But : (

    Today is a day of weird feelings and longing I guess.

    I think I'm still going to go forth with preparing for JET just in case I don't get into graduate school, but I want to do graduate school first. THEN, maybe I could do JET or something similar.

    that'd be nice.

    I already got in, unfortunately.

    Or fortunately I guess.

    The problem with me is PhD in neuroscience -> straight to the data mines, I doubt I'm gonna take a year off.

    I am just kind of "ergh, so many things I want to do but didn't" right now.

    REGRETS

    I find it weird I'm only 25 and FULL of regrets.

    Like, to the brim yo'
  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I should've done JET or something.

    I was going to do JET but my mom was like "JUST GET YOUR MASTER'S" so...I'm..doing that.

    Yeah, I'm getting my PhD, so no time for JET.

    But : (

    Today is a day of weird feelings and longing I guess.

    I think I'm still going to go forth with preparing for JET just in case I don't get into graduate school, but I want to do graduate school first. THEN, maybe I could do JET or something similar.

    that'd be nice.

    I already got in, unfortunately.

    Or fortunately I guess.

    The problem with me is PhD in neuroscience -> straight to the data mines, I doubt I'm gonna take a year off.

    I am just kind of "ergh, so many things I want to do but didn't" right now.

    REGRETS

    I find it weird I'm only 25 and FULL of regrets.

    Like, to the brim yo'

    wait till you hit 30
    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I should've done JET or something.

    I was going to do JET but my mom was like "JUST GET YOUR MASTER'S" so...I'm..doing that.

    Yeah, I'm getting my PhD, so no time for JET.

    But : (

    Today is a day of weird feelings and longing I guess.

    I think I'm still going to go forth with preparing for JET just in case I don't get into graduate school, but I want to do graduate school first. THEN, maybe I could do JET or something similar.

    that'd be nice.

    I already got in, unfortunately.

    Or fortunately I guess.

    The problem with me is PhD in neuroscience -> straight to the data mines, I doubt I'm gonna take a year off.

    I am just kind of "ergh, so many things I want to do but didn't" right now.

    REGRETS

    I find it weird I'm only 25 and FULL of regrets.

    Like, to the brim yo'

    pourin one out for my wasted youth

    *tilts bottle*
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I should've done JET or something.

    I was going to do JET but my mom was like "JUST GET YOUR MASTER'S" so...I'm..doing that.

    Yeah, I'm getting my PhD, so no time for JET.

    But : (

    Today is a day of weird feelings and longing I guess.

    I think I'm still going to go forth with preparing for JET just in case I don't get into graduate school, but I want to do graduate school first. THEN, maybe I could do JET or something similar.

    that'd be nice.

    I already got in, unfortunately.

    Or fortunately I guess.

    The problem with me is PhD in neuroscience -> straight to the data mines, I doubt I'm gonna take a year off.

    I am just kind of "ergh, so many things I want to do but didn't" right now.

    REGRETS

    I find it weird I'm only 25 and FULL of regrets.

    Like, to the brim yo'

    I am also 25.

    I only really have a couple of regrets though, I wish I'd done better in school and I wish I'd started transition sooner.

    That second one's big but it's actually really unfair to myself. There was not really any other way things could've happened.
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    The thing about glasses is

    they play the same function as eyeliner, roughly, and emphasize/enhance your eyes

    They also break up any bags or dark circles under your eyes, visually

    So I kind of like them
  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    I have a bunch of regrets that I wouldn't have been able to do anything about even if I had a second chance.

    So that's fun.
  • ElkiElki Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    TTODewback wrote: »
    @Elki if you're a dirty hipster look at SoNo.

    If this thing happens, I'll be in East Chastain Park for a month or few, at a friend's place. Then I'll be looking for things.
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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    @Mim

    One thing I can say for JET and similar programs is they look good on a grad application. Well at least for my grad school you kind of need to have been overseas for an extended period of time at some point in your life. Not sure there is a person in the school who hasn't lived a minimum of 3 months or more overseas.
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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    my life is what it is. I've done pretty well for myself. I have minor regrets. My only major regret is my continued inability to be confident enough in my belief system (for lack of a better word) that I don't hinder myself by always tempering my decisions based on whether or not my family will find out.
    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • y2jake215y2jake215 oh ok yeah that's cool RAP GAME KiNG TUTRegistered User regular
    I like when I'm trying to put on muscle because I can justify eating anything

    Huge meal of chipotle - I'm bulking

    5 handfuls of chocolate chips - still bulking

    Half a bag of caramel popcorn and a bowl of ice cream - oh you better know that I'm bulking
    G2Dcf.jpg
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I should've done JET or something.

    I was going to do JET but my mom was like "JUST GET YOUR MASTER'S" so...I'm..doing that.

    Yeah, I'm getting my PhD, so no time for JET.

    But : (

    Today is a day of weird feelings and longing I guess.

    I think I'm still going to go forth with preparing for JET just in case I don't get into graduate school, but I want to do graduate school first. THEN, maybe I could do JET or something similar.

    that'd be nice.

    I already got in, unfortunately.

    Or fortunately I guess.

    The problem with me is PhD in neuroscience -> straight to the data mines, I doubt I'm gonna take a year off.

    I am just kind of "ergh, so many things I want to do but didn't" right now.

    REGRETS

    I find it weird I'm only 25 and FULL of regrets.

    Like, to the brim yo'

    I am also 25.

    I only really have a couple of regrets though, I wish I'd done better in school and I wish I'd started transition sooner.

    That second one's big but it's actually really unfair to myself. There was not really any other way things could've happened.

    you're doing a mofo'ing PHD

    how much better at school do you want to be?

    a PHD is about as good at book learnin as it's possible to be, the only way up from that is to do more PHD's

    you want shit at school i will show you what being shit at school really is
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • y2jake215y2jake215 oh ok yeah that's cool RAP GAME KiNG TUTRegistered User regular
    Does it even work - no idea

    But my mind is calm and clear
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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    I have a bunch of regrets that I wouldn't have been able to do anything about even if I had a second chance.

    So that's fun.

    That's kind of what all my trans related ones are -_-

    Doesn't stop me from feeling them.
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Pink haired tyrant On my throne of forum faces.Registered User regular
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    Goat Week is coming to a close.
    Only to be followed by Goat Weekend.
    A subsidiary of Goat Month.
    *GOAT SCREAM*
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I should've done JET or something.

    I was going to do JET but my mom was like "JUST GET YOUR MASTER'S" so...I'm..doing that.

    Yeah, I'm getting my PhD, so no time for JET.

    But : (

    Today is a day of weird feelings and longing I guess.

    I think I'm still going to go forth with preparing for JET just in case I don't get into graduate school, but I want to do graduate school first. THEN, maybe I could do JET or something similar.

    that'd be nice.

    I already got in, unfortunately.

    Or fortunately I guess.

    The problem with me is PhD in neuroscience -> straight to the data mines, I doubt I'm gonna take a year off.

    I am just kind of "ergh, so many things I want to do but didn't" right now.

    REGRETS

    I find it weird I'm only 25 and FULL of regrets.

    Like, to the brim yo'

    I am also 25.

    I only really have a couple of regrets though, I wish I'd done better in school and I wish I'd started transition sooner.

    That second one's big but it's actually really unfair to myself. There was not really any other way things could've happened.

    you're doing a mofo'ing PHD

    how much better at school do you want to be?

    a PHD is about as good at book learnin as it's possible to be, the only way up from that is to do more PHD's

    you want shit at school i will show you what being shit at school really is

    Well I could've done better and gotten into a better school or a year earlier or whatever!

    I mean you're right but I still feel like I've wasted potential, imposter syndrome, don't deserve it, etc.
  • EriktheVikingGamerEriktheVikingGamer Barbara Streisand! Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I like when I'm trying to put on muscle because I can justify eating anything

    Huge meal of chipotle - I'm bulking

    5 handfuls of chocolate chips - still bulking

    Half a bag of caramel popcorn and a bowl of ice cream - oh you better know that I'm bulking

    If that's bulking then I must be one bulky mofo...


    And Shivahn. Bad. No. You no doubt worked hard to get at the PhD and as such you deserve it. No talking down about yourself.
    EriktheVikingGamer on
    Youtube channel: SuperVikingGamer
    Current Playthroughs: Neverwinter Closed Beta|Let's Build! Sim City
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    @simonwolf might have found the perfect thing to get my spirits up...

    http://gamechef.wordpress.com/

    a 9-day analog game jam...

    i could do that... :)
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    TTO any more pics of Corgi?
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Registered User regular
    @elldren

    In his new book, co-written with Hugh Delehanty and entitled "Eleven Rings: The Soul of Success," Jackson breaks down what separated Jordan from Bryant, the biggest stars and personalities that he coached during his Hall of Fame career.

    The Los Angeles Times, which received an advance copy of the 339-page book, provided some details of Jackson's Jordan and Bryant comparison.

    In terms of advantages, the biggest that Jordan has over Bryant comes in the leadership department, according to Jackson.

    "One of the biggest differences between the two stars from my perspective was Michael's superior skills as a leader," Jackson writes. "Though at times he could be hard on his teammates, Michael was masterful at controlling the emotional climate of the team with the power of his presence. Kobe had a long way to go before he could make that claim. He talked a good game, but he'd yet to experience the cold truth of leadership in his bones, as Michael had in his bones."

    "No question, Michael was a tougher, more intimidating defender," Jackson writes. "He could break through virtually any screen and shut down almost any player with his intense, laser-focused style of defense."

    Saying Bryant learned some of Jordan's defensive tricks, Jackson added: "In general, Kobe tends to rely more heavily on his flexibility and craftiness, but he takes a lot of gambles on defense and sometimes pays the price."

    On offense, Jackson said: "Jordan was also more naturally inclined to let the game come to him and not overplay his hand, whereas Kobe tends to force the action, especially when the game isn't going his way. When his shot is off, Kobe will pound away relentlessly until his luck turns. Michael, on the other hand, would shift his attention to defense or passing or setting screens to help the team win the game."

    Jackson also touched on the difference in personalities.

    "Michael was more charismatic and gregarious than Kobe," Jackson writes. "He loved hanging out with his teammates and security guards, playing cards, smoking cigars, and joking around.

    "Kobe is different. He was reserved as a teenager, in part because he was younger than the other players and hadn't developed strong social skills in college. When Kobe first joined the Lakers, he avoided fraternizing with his teammates. But his inclination to keep to himself shifted as he grew older. Increasingly, Kobe put more energy into getting to know the other players, especially when the team was on the road."

    Jackson also revealed that the sexual assault charges levied against Bryant in 2003 temporarily clouded his outlook of the Lakers star. The situation "cracked open an old wound" because Jackson's daughter Brooke had been sexually assaulted by an athlete in college.
    There's no living with a killing. There's no goin' back from one. Right or wrong, it's a brand... a brand sticks. There's no goin' back. Now you run on home to your mother and tell her... tell her everything's alright. And there aren't any more guns in the valley.
  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I should've done JET or something.

    I was going to do JET but my mom was like "JUST GET YOUR MASTER'S" so...I'm..doing that.

    Yeah, I'm getting my PhD, so no time for JET.

    But : (

    Today is a day of weird feelings and longing I guess.

    I think I'm still going to go forth with preparing for JET just in case I don't get into graduate school, but I want to do graduate school first. THEN, maybe I could do JET or something similar.

    that'd be nice.

    I already got in, unfortunately.

    Or fortunately I guess.

    The problem with me is PhD in neuroscience -> straight to the data mines, I doubt I'm gonna take a year off.

    I am just kind of "ergh, so many things I want to do but didn't" right now.

    REGRETS

    I find it weird I'm only 25 and FULL of regrets.

    Like, to the brim yo'

    wait till you hit 30

    *clink of glasses toasting morosely*
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