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Winky

You know, the funny thing is that if I were to actually write that paper I could probably get it published.

In fact, it's almost a sure thing that it would get published somewhere (not a good journal, necessarily) if the methodology was tight enough.

Rear Admiral Choco

Hrrrrrmmmmmmmmm do I cut up the tenderloin and marinate it for souvlaki tomorrow or do I put it off and play Bioshock

Life is full of difficult decisions

Abdhyius

BeNarwhal wrote: »

Abdhyius wrote: »

BeNarwhal wrote: »

Abdhyius wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

Abdhyius wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

Abdhyius wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

i have never had a problem saying goodbye to a lady when i don't feel like good things are gonna happen. i mean, after my first or second entangling with a lady. what's wrong, abd? has something happened of which i'm unaware? as things stand your behavior confuses me.

Well it's far beyond.my first or second or seventh entangling with the lady

oh no, i guess i wasn't clear. i meant after the first time or two i had a thing with a girl- so like, by my third hookup/relationship i recognized pretty early on with the next girl whether i didn't feel strongly about someone in the appropriate ways.

if it's been that many times that y'all have been together why is this still an ambiguous or confusing thing for you? what's the deal? give me details including birthdays and eye colors.

Brown eyes and born one year and a week and three days after me.

Also I knew pretty early on that I did not feel strongly about her in the appropriate ways.

so what's the deal here, are you just trying to be nice slash kind of a scaredy cat?

i don't wanna get all cliche (i got a rep to maintain as an irreverent trickster, after all) but that obviously won't work out great

To be all cynical and pessimistic about it, it is easier to keep doing it than not.

to be more positive, I was hoping that feelings would follow. It kinda came out of nowhere, after all.


feelings didn't follow on my end.

Take it from a dude who knows:

Don't stick with a thing just 'cause it's the easy thing to do.

telling her it's done will feel worse than killing a puppy

Yup

Yup it sure does!

But living a lie feels worse.

I guess. We'll see.

21stCentury

Mim wrote: »

21stCentury wrote: »

G'damn.

@Mim, you're not doing that well in Demon's Souls...

Basically, i'm too scared to go anywhere.

3-1 is a scary freaking level, all dark and filled with mindflayers.
4-1 is way hard, filled with skeletons that are way too fast for me
and don't get me started on 5-1... holy shit, 5-1 is even worse.

Demon's souls is a scary game.

Wait, what.

What am I doing in Demon's Souls?

Why am I in there?

You don't remember? i needed a name for a kickass sorceress and you volunteered...

so now you're my character.

Caveman Paws

Rear Admiral Choco wrote: »

Hrrrrrmmmmmmmmm do I cut up the tenderloin and marinate it for souvlaki tomorrow or do I put it off and play Bioshock

Life is full of difficult decisions

Always go food first

Eddy

DWade flopping like a punk

God I hate him

Knuckle Dragger

Dynagrip wrote: »

Casual Eddy wrote: »

Dynagrip wrote: »

in the case that no one is following I think I figured out who the neighborhood dog poisoner is.

Did you try to induce vomiting or would that have been a bad idea

Yes and nothing came up so I was relieved but poison control had me do a mothball test to see if they were the bad kind(they were) and the vet was like'yeah, only 40-70% of the stomach contents come up so I still recommend that you go to a vet.' anyway Gus is fine and probably didn't eat one but I don't want my dog to die so yeah....

I'm telling you, just say the word...I even just finished drinking my curry slurry, so I can probably throw in a case of being exquisitely sick at her for free.

Abdhyius

that one piece song was cool and made me a little more interested in actually seeing or reading that thing.

y2jake215

NAAAAATE

So It Goes

haha did nate just block LeBron like a bitch

y2jake215

Kryptonaaaaaate

spool32

Robos A Go Go wrote: »

Mim wrote: »

Robos A Go Go wrote: »

I wish I liked The Great Gatsby (novel) more. I feel like I'm missing out on part of the American experience!

I liked it because it got soap opera-y. After awhile I was like "Oh no this bitch didn't!"

I just wasn't invested in the characters. I know that Gatsby's tenacity and ambition are supposed to make him a quintessentially American character, but I felt no connection to him at all.

Seriously, it's not possible to make Gatsby into a movie. This makes the 5th attempt, all failures.

Directors been trying to do this since the silent movie days and they're all bad.

21stCentury

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=tuBdo5sj4oE&feature=endscreen

Robos A Go Go

Why's everyone talking about the morality of rape jokes on Facebook and Twitter? I can't tell at a glance what sparked the discussion.

Ravenhpltc24

Winky wrote: »

You know, the funny thing is that if I were to actually write that paper I could probably get it published.

In fact, it's almost a sure thing that it would get published somewhere (not a good journal, necessarily) if the methodology was tight enough.

Especially if you tested forums other than PA as well.

BeNarwhal

Abdhyius wrote: »

BeNarwhal wrote: »

Abdhyius wrote: »

BeNarwhal wrote: »

Abdhyius wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

Abdhyius wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

Abdhyius wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

i have never had a problem saying goodbye to a lady when i don't feel like good things are gonna happen. i mean, after my first or second entangling with a lady. what's wrong, abd? has something happened of which i'm unaware? as things stand your behavior confuses me.

Well it's far beyond.my first or second or seventh entangling with the lady

oh no, i guess i wasn't clear. i meant after the first time or two i had a thing with a girl- so like, by my third hookup/relationship i recognized pretty early on with the next girl whether i didn't feel strongly about someone in the appropriate ways.

if it's been that many times that y'all have been together why is this still an ambiguous or confusing thing for you? what's the deal? give me details including birthdays and eye colors.

Brown eyes and born one year and a week and three days after me.

Also I knew pretty early on that I did not feel strongly about her in the appropriate ways.

so what's the deal here, are you just trying to be nice slash kind of a scaredy cat?

i don't wanna get all cliche (i got a rep to maintain as an irreverent trickster, after all) but that obviously won't work out great

To be all cynical and pessimistic about it, it is easier to keep doing it than not.

to be more positive, I was hoping that feelings would follow. It kinda came out of nowhere, after all.


feelings didn't follow on my end.

Take it from a dude who knows:

Don't stick with a thing just 'cause it's the easy thing to do.

telling her it's done will feel worse than killing a puppy

Yup

Yup it sure does!

But living a lie feels worse.

I guess. We'll see.

Gotta live life, definitely.

Either way, remember: Regret is for suckers!

So It Goes

Robos A Go Go wrote: »

Why's everyone talking about the morality of rape jokes on Facebook and Twitter? I can't tell at a glance what sparked the discussion.

who what now

So It Goes

offensive fouls in the nba are pretty much 90% a joke

Casual Eddy

Dynagrip wrote: »

Casual Eddy wrote: »

Dynagrip wrote: »

in the case that no one is following I think I figured out who the neighborhood dog poisoner is.

Did you try to induce vomiting or would that have been a bad idea

Yes and nothing came up so I was relieved but poison control had me do a mothball test to see if they were the bad kind(they were) and the vet was like'yeah, only 40-70% of the stomach contents come up so I still recommend that you go to a vet.' anyway Gus is fine and probably didn't eat one but I don't want my dog to die so yeah....

Oh I didn't know that about the 40 percent. We've just induced vomiting in our dogs that ate a bunch of chocolate so not as readily toxic probably

And yeah I get that my bichon is my baby girl

Mim

21stCentury wrote: »

Mim wrote: »

21stCentury wrote: »

G'damn.

@Mim, you're not doing that well in Demon's Souls...

Basically, i'm too scared to go anywhere.

3-1 is a scary freaking level, all dark and filled with mindflayers.
4-1 is way hard, filled with skeletons that are way too fast for me
and don't get me started on 5-1... holy shit, 5-1 is even worse.

Demon's souls is a scary game.

Wait, what.

What am I doing in Demon's Souls?

Why am I in there?

You don't remember? i needed a name for a kickass sorceress and you volunteered...

so now you're my character.

Oh yeah! Shit. Don't get me killed!

BeNarwhal

Times I've watched and listened to Darius Rucker's "Wagon Wheel" in the past week: 113

Times it hasn't been da bes: 0.

Robos A Go Go

So It Goes wrote: »

Robos A Go Go wrote: »

Why's everyone talking about the morality of rape jokes on Facebook and Twitter? I can't tell at a glance what sparked the discussion.

who what now

Patton Oswalt is talking about it with reference to multiple articles, and a couple of Facebook friends linked a different article too.

Caveman Paws

Robos A Go Go wrote: »

Why's everyone talking about the morality of rape jokes on Facebook and Twitter? I can't tell at a glance what sparked the discussion.

Probably the kidnapping/rape/10yr imprisonment story in the news.

So It Goes

Robos A Go Go wrote: »

So It Goes wrote: »

Robos A Go Go wrote: »

Why's everyone talking about the morality of rape jokes on Facebook and Twitter? I can't tell at a glance what sparked the discussion.

who what now

Patton Oswalt is talking about it with reference to multiple articles, and a couple of Facebook friends linked a different article too.

oh I guess I'll have to wait for binders full of women to pick up on it.

y2jake215

Joakim Noah is a secretly great ft shooter. His shot looks broke but its money

Abdhyius

Robos A Go Go wrote: »

Why's everyone talking about the morality of rape jokes on Facebook and Twitter? I can't tell at a glance what sparked the discussion.

I don't know what you're talking about. The prime subjects on my facebook are sleepovers and the most easily sexualised headline ever.

Abdhyius

Robos A Go Go wrote: »

Why's everyone talking about the morality of rape jokes on Facebook and Twitter? I can't tell at a glance what sparked the discussion.

I don't know what you're talking about. The prime subjects on my facebook are sleepovers and the most easily sexualised headline ever.

21stCentury

Mim wrote: »

21stCentury wrote: »

Mim wrote: »

21stCentury wrote: »

G'damn.

Mim, you're not doing that well in Demon's Souls...

Basically, i'm too scared to go anywhere.

3-1 is a scary freaking level, all dark and filled with mindflayers.
4-1 is way hard, filled with skeletons that are way too fast for me
and don't get me started on 5-1... holy shit, 5-1 is even worse.

Demon's souls is a scary game.

Wait, what.

What am I doing in Demon's Souls?

Why am I in there?

You don't remember? i needed a name for a kickass sorceress and you volunteered...

so now you're my character.

Oh yeah! Shit. Don't get me killed!

you're... not familiar with Demon's Souls, are you?

First off, at the end of the tutorial, you die.
Second, if you're alive, people can invade you and dying makes everything harder.

So yeah, you're perma-dead forever and whenever you're back alive, i kill you by jumping from a very high place.

AngelHedgie

This is what a truckload of freedom looks like:

skippydumptruck

906 and weary

So It Goes

I am p glad the person who made the binders full of women account is actually keeping it up and interested in women's issues

y2jake215

It's almost as ugly as he is. I use to hate Joakim but he rules. Bosh screaming at Chalmers, he just walked up and started clapping and yelling in their faces

simonwolf

Mim wrote: »

21stCentury wrote: »

Mim wrote: »

21stCentury wrote: »

G'damn.

@Mim, you're not doing that well in Demon's Souls...

Basically, i'm too scared to go anywhere.

3-1 is a scary freaking level, all dark and filled with mindflayers.
4-1 is way hard, filled with skeletons that are way too fast for me
and don't get me started on 5-1... holy shit, 5-1 is even worse.

Demon's souls is a scary game.

Wait, what.

What am I doing in Demon's Souls?

Why am I in there?

You don't remember? i needed a name for a kickass sorceress and you volunteered...

so now you're my character.

Oh yeah! Shit. Don't get me killed!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Omae wa
Mou shindeiru

Caveman Paws

I'm against the death penalty

Until someone kidnaps and rapes someone(s). Then I'm suddenly keen on torturer and slow and unusual punishment.

I'm not proud of it.

So It Goes

y2jake215 wrote: »

It's almost as ugly as he is. I use to hate Joakim but he rules. Bosh screaming at Chalmers, he just walked up and started clapping and yelling in their faces

umm bro. I thought you were saying you were almost as ugly as Noah and I was gonna be mad.

Eddy

y2jake215 wrote: »

It's almost as ugly as he is. I use to hate Joakim but he rules. Bosh screaming at Chalmers, he just walked up and started clapping and yelling in their faces

There's a GIF of it already: http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2606843/noahtroll_medium.gif

Let it be known I always loved Joakim Noah, except for that one time his team eliminated George Mason from March Madness

Eddy

Also this game is so intense I ate an entire family-size bag of salt-n-vinegar chips during that third quarter

send gatorade

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

y2jake215

So It Goes wrote: »

y2jake215 wrote: »

It's almost as ugly as he is. I use to hate Joakim but he rules. Bosh screaming at Chalmers, he just walked up and started clapping and yelling in their faces

umm bro. I thought you were saying you were almost as ugly as Noah and I was gonna be mad.

Oh well that's taken for granted

[/fishingforcompliments]

Nah, I don't even think he's that weird looking anyway! He gets a bum rap there

Eddy

Magazine Runs Article About Louis C.K.

NEW YORK—An American entertainment magazine has run, in its most recent issue, an article about comedian and actor Louis C.K., sources reported this week. “We decided to publish an article describing how Louis C.K. is dominating the world of comedy across a variety of media,” said an editor of the magazine in question, who confirmed the three-page profile opens with a present-tense declarative sentence stating that C.K. is about to go on stage. “This article also discusses Louis’ independent online sales model, how he incorporates his experiences as a father into his stand-up, and the creative freedom he enjoys on his TV show Louie. It also contains a sentence comparing his current lucrative successes to his everyman personality.” The publisher confirmed that the profile featured a photo of C.K. looking sad in a black T-shirt and jeans.

fuck I love the onion