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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    (that is Simon for "thanks for the game, butt-friend, I treasure you and your place in the world")

    Yay!

    Can't wait for the inevitable "Name everyone after chatters, watch everyone die to a cyberdisk" mission.
  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    ugh 12.30am

    better sleep

    I will properly celebrate Shivvsy's magnanimous gesture in the morning

    night night
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  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    @Shivahn you are a butt

    in the best kind of way

    a full bodied, shapely kind of way...?
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Night, Simon!
  • kaleeditykaleedity bad biscuits make the baker broke bro Registered User regular
    kaleedity wrote: »
    computer just overheated again

    at least this time I don't need to re-image it to get internet exploder working

    def getting a replacement this week

    break out the diaper ointment

    for realz

    seriously though I'm already balancing the laptop on... what are these things anyway?

    a stapler and a dry-erase board eraser.

    Ghetto.As.Fuck
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    the kind of way you just want to squeese to form a full bodied peach...


    ...



    what was i saying?
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    starting next week, I have 2 days off each week for 3 weeks straight

    muahahaha 3 day work weeks up in dis bish

    starting next week i am in hawaii for 2 weeks
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  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    Morning chat.
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    So I found out on Friday that while I was still living at home my dad would go through the garbage to find my pads so he could track my periods and make sure I wasn't pregnant.

    It's only today that I don't start literally vomiting when I think about it.

    Thank God I'm out.
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons LondresRegistered User regular
    Jesus! If I leave a message clearly stating I am leaving the office in 15 and will be too busy to talk till tomorrow, that is not me being coy and wanting you to call anyway in 5 minutes.

    What it means is that you won't get called back till tomorrow
    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • HamurabiHamurabi Registered User regular
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    PantsB wrote: »
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brutalism

    Who thought this was a good idea?!
    The guy who designed my alma mater's campus :(

    The entire campus? There's a building I saw in Cambridge -- maybe GSAS? or the architecture building -- that was done in this style. I mean, I see it as an Artistic Statement or whatever, but... damn. Also our entire community college campus was done like this, and I always assumed it was just because I figured it was the cheapest way to build the thing -- just put up some plywood scaffolding and fill that bitch with poured concrete.

    @podly likes it, I believe

    Podly also likes weird random-sound-based music.
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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    So I found out on Friday that while I was still living at home my dad would go through the garbage to find my pads so he could track my periods and make sure I wasn't pregnant.

    It's only today that I don't start literally vomiting when I think about it.

    Thank God I'm out.

    Kick your dad in the junk.
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    the kind of way you just want to squeese to form a full bodied peach...


    ...



    what was i saying?

    This is obviously what Simon was saying.
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Hi Cinders!

    Hi Ca-

    Um. Hi Cass.

    That um.

    I'm glad you're out too!
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    starting next week, I have 2 days off each week for 3 weeks straight

    muahahaha 3 day work weeks up in dis bish

    starting next week i am in hawaii for 2 weeks

    TEXAS > HAWAII




    I like this because you know it's not true, but I think as a texan you are required to agree
  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    thats a for sure trap

    I spent 20 minutes trying to figure out what she would like.
    Then I waited on a long ass line only to realize there was a huge scratch on them at the register.
    So I went and searched high and low for ANOTHER pair of different sunglasses.
    Waited on line again.
    Bought sunglasses.
    She sees them and immediately says "I can't wear those. The frames are purple"

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    WHY U SAY "ANYTHING" WHEN U NO MEAN "ANYTHING"??
    WIFE STAHP
    Deebaser on
    #FreeThan
    #FreeScheck
    #FreeSKFM
  • override367override367 Registered User regular
    huh I guess I held up the entire class in my english class on the last class because nobody could leave until professor evaluations were done

    because I filled the entire page of "comments" before sticking it in the sealed envelope
  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    Dear god Cass.

    I'm glad you're out of there.
  • override367override367 Registered User regular
    So I found out on Friday that while I was still living at home my dad would go through the garbage to find my pads so he could track my periods and make sure I wasn't pregnant.

    It's only today that I don't start literally vomiting when I think about it.

    Thank God I'm out.

    Your dad is a fucking lunatic

    my grandfather used to do that to my mom

    what the fuck is with people
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    the kind of way you just want to squeese to form a full bodied peach...


    ...



    what was i saying?

    This is obviously what Simon was saying.

    what we're saying is

    simon wants the T :winky:
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • cptruggedcptrugged Buster Machine 3Registered User regular
    So I found out on Friday that while I was still living at home my dad would go through the garbage to find my pads so he could track my periods and make sure I wasn't pregnant.

    It's only today that I don't start literally vomiting when I think about it.

    Thank God I'm out.

    Holy Muther Fuck that is some psychotic shit. How do people get through life being so fucking crazy.
  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    geth roll 10d5-25
  • kaleeditykaleedity bad biscuits make the baker broke bro Registered User regular
    terasarcs huh

    someone's using a hella inflated unit of measurement
  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    geth you disappoint me
  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    the kind of way you just want to squeese to form a full bodied peach...


    ...



    what was i saying?

    This is obviously what Simon was saying.

    what we're saying is

    simon wants the T :winky:

    I don't think low testosterone is one of Simon's problems.
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    the kind of way you just want to squeese to form a full bodied peach...


    ...



    what was i saying?

    This is obviously what Simon was saying.

    what we're saying is

    simon wants the T :winky:

    The... The T?
  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    hey icy

    how was your weekend
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  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    Oh sweet in-post roll results.
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    the kind of way you just want to squeese to form a full bodied peach...


    ...



    what was i saying?

    This is obviously what Simon was saying.

    what we're saying is

    simon wants the T :winky:

    I don't think low testosterone is one of Simon's problems.

    Plus I am like the last person that would be able to help with that.

    I mean if you can extract it without ALSO extracting the blocker, go for it, but..
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    the kind of way you just want to squeese to form a full bodied peach...


    ...



    what was i saying?

    This is obviously what Simon was saying.

    what we're saying is

    simon wants the T :winky:

    The... The T?

    T-Girl

    wasn't sure to put T-G?

    thought that would ruin it
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Huh. Hail.
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. Risk is our business.Registered User regular
    Jesus shitting Christ
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  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    So I found out on Friday that while I was still living at home my dad would go through the garbage to find my pads so he could track my periods and make sure I wasn't pregnant.

    It's only today that I don't start literally vomiting when I think about it.

    Thank God I'm out.

    Holy Muther Fuck that is some psychotic shit. How do people get through life being so fucking crazy.

    There exists a special breed of men who like to exert control over their entire life.

    I'm not saying they're crazy.

    But they're fucking crazy.
  • IcyLiquidIcyLiquid Beep Booper Montreal, QuebecAdministrator, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    My weekend was very relaxing. I slept in for the first time in a while and it was everything I hoped it could be. But the weather is utter shit so mostly I did nothing. How was your weekend Gooby?
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons LondresRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    the kind of way you just want to squeese to form a full bodied peach...


    ...



    what was i saying?

    This is obviously what Simon was saying.

    what we're saying is

    simon wants the T :winky:

    The... The T?

    Tonsils. Send him your tonsils
    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    the kind of way you just want to squeese to form a full bodied peach...


    ...



    what was i saying?

    This is obviously what Simon was saying.

    what we're saying is

    simon wants the T :winky:

    The... The T?

    T-Girl

    wasn't sure to put T-G?

    thought that would ruin it

    Well plus TG reads as transgendered and it's either weird because it's used as a noun there or something, like the gay, that I can't give.

    Well I mean I kinda gave it to my ex BUT I DIGRESS
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