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  • MentalExerciseMentalExercise Indefenestrable Registered User regular
    So I found out on Friday that while I was still living at home my dad would go through the garbage to find my pads so he could track my periods and make sure I wasn't pregnant.

    It's only today that I don't start literally vomiting when I think about it.

    Thank God I'm out.

    Has anyone ever told you your dad is an unusual dude?
    "More fish for Kunta!"

    --LeVar Burton
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    So I found out on Friday that while I was still living at home my dad would go through the garbage to find my pads so he could track my periods and make sure I wasn't pregnant.

    It's only today that I don't start literally vomiting when I think about it.

    Thank God I'm out.

    Your dad is a fucking lunatic

    apparently i was the one who was difficult to live with because i uh

    left the bathroom light on sometimes

    that is totally worse
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    the kind of way you just want to squeese to form a full bodied peach...


    ...



    what was i saying?

    This is obviously what Simon was saying.

    what we're saying is

    simon wants the T :winky:

    The... The T?

    Tonsils. Send him your tonsils

    Oh actually

    There is a T I can send him, now that I think about it.

    BRB finding surgeon.
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    The hail is coming down so hard that it is knocking chunks of moss of the roof.
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    The hail is coming down so hard that it is knocking chunks of moss of the roof.

    do you live in a hobbit hole
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    the kind of way you just want to squeese to form a full bodied peach...


    ...



    what was i saying?

    This is obviously what Simon was saying.

    what we're saying is

    simon wants the T :winky:

    The... The T?

    T-Girl

    wasn't sure to put T-G?

    thought that would ruin it

    Well plus TG reads as transgendered and it's either weird because it's used as a noun there or something, like the gay, that I can't give.

    Well I mean I kinda gave it to my ex BUT I DIGRESS

    Ha!
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • cptruggedcptrugged Buster Machine 3Registered User regular
    Props out to my wife for yesterday. I really suck at family stuff. Like I forgot my Ma's birthday this year, and have done it in the past. Wife got cards and gifts for mothers and grandmothers and just nailed it. Everyone loved their stuff. When we got home last night she was like, "Get on my level". 8->
  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    So I found out on Friday that while I was still living at home my dad would go through the garbage to find my pads so he could track my periods and make sure I wasn't pregnant.

    It's only today that I don't start literally vomiting when I think about it.

    Thank God I'm out.

    Your dad is a fucking lunatic

    apparently i was the one who was difficult to live with because i uh

    left the bathroom light on sometimes

    that is totally worse

    ',:l
  • Tiger BurningTiger Burning Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    The hail is coming down so hard that it is knocking chunks of moss of the roof.

    that'll show those Sackville-Bagginses
    "All models are wrong; some models are useful."
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    the kind of way you just want to squeese to form a full bodied peach...


    ...



    what was i saying?

    This is obviously what Simon was saying.

    what we're saying is

    simon wants the T :winky:

    The... The T?

    Tonsils. Send him your tonsils

    Oh actually

    There is a T I can send him, now that I think about it.

    BRB finding surgeon.

    D:
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    So I found out on Friday that while I was still living at home my dad would go through the garbage to find my pads so he could track my periods and make sure I wasn't pregnant.

    It's only today that I don't start literally vomiting when I think about it.

    Thank God I'm out.

    Your dad is a fucking lunatic

    apparently i was the one who was difficult to live with because i uh

    left the bathroom light on sometimes

    that is totally worse

    CLEARLY THE APPLE DOES NOT FALL FAR FROM THE TREE YOU PSYCHO

    n-no!!
  • Tiger BurningTiger Burning Registered User regular
    dang
    "All models are wrong; some models are useful."
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. Risk is our business.Registered User regular
    So I found out on Friday that while I was still living at home my dad would go through the garbage to find my pads so he could track my periods and make sure I wasn't pregnant.

    It's only today that I don't start literally vomiting when I think about it.

    Thank God I'm out.

    Your dad is a fucking lunatic

    apparently i was the one who was difficult to live with because i uh

    left the bathroom light on sometimes

    that is totally worse

    You monster.

    Seriously though, it is a very good thing you got out of there. Upwards and onwards.
    Lh96QHG.png
  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    i raced go karts this weekend with some buddies and now i am super sore all over. they were super fast, like 75mph karts. it was really fun I had trouble getting a shirt on this morning because my arms refuse to work!
    919UOwT.png
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    anyway

    "wants the t-girl" makes perfect sense
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • AntinumericAntinumeric Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    bowen wrote: »
    cptrugged wrote: »
    So I found out on Friday that while I was still living at home my dad would go through the garbage to find my pads so he could track my periods and make sure I wasn't pregnant.

    It's only today that I don't start literally vomiting when I think about it.

    Thank God I'm out.

    Holy Muther Fuck that is some psychotic shit. How do people get through life being so fucking crazy.

    There exists a special breed of men who like to exert control over their entire life.

    I'm not saying they're crazy.

    But they're fucking crazy.
    I'm saying they're crazy.
    Antinumeric on
    In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phoney God's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    the kind of way you just want to squeese to form a full bodied peach...


    ...



    what was i saying?

    This is obviously what Simon was saying.

    what we're saying is

    simon wants the T :winky:

    The... The T?

    Tonsils. Send him your tonsils

    Oh actually

    There is a T I can send him, now that I think about it.

    BRB finding surgeon.

    D:

    Oh come on I'm not really using them at this point :P
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    japan wrote: »
    The hail is coming down so hard that it is knocking chunks of moss of the roof.

    do you live in a hobbit hole

    no I just have a poorly maintained roof

    EDIT: Now thunder. The cats are perturbed enough that they have given up on investigating the noises from the hail that is bouncing down the chimney.
    japan on
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    anyway

    "wants the t-girl" makes perfect sense

    For some reason this makes me giggle.
  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    I smell like burning leaves and a woodsy glen with flowers and the smells have blended well

    [chat] let's all smell pretty

    And also drink more iced coffees

    And then go dancing
  • kaleeditykaleedity bad biscuits make the baker broke bro Registered User regular
    cass continues to make me feel better with what I thought were helicopter/control freak parents

    you have my condolences, cass.
  • IcyLiquidIcyLiquid Beep Booper Montreal, QuebecAdministrator, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Gooey wrote: »
    i raced go karts this weekend with some buddies and now i am super sore all over. they were super fast, like 75mph karts. it was really fun I had trouble getting a shirt on this morning because my arms refuse to work!

    Yeah it really gets you in the arms because the steering is not assisted. Fun though! Where the shit do you go to race karts at 120kph?
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Props out to my wife for yesterday. I really suck at family stuff. Like I forgot my Ma's birthday this year, and have done it in the past. Wife got cards and gifts for mothers and grandmothers and just nailed it. Everyone loved their stuff. When we got home last night she was like, "Get on my level". 8->

    This is how I was when Aaron and I were moving out.

    "We need to set up home insurance."
    "Taken care of."
    "Okay now we need to drop off the deposit."
    "I set up an appointment, just show up at this time to sign the lease."
    "Do we have money for furniture?"
    "Yep, it's in the bank, here's a shopping list, let me know if there's anything you want to change."

    and he was like

    daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    I smell like burning leaves and a woodsy glen with flowers and the smells have blended well

    [chat] let's all smell pretty

    And also drink more iced coffees

    And then go dancing

    I am one step ahead of you.

    Well actually one step behind if you have drunk the iced coffees.
  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    I smell like burning leaves and a woodsy glen with flowers and the smells have blended well

    [chat] let's all smell pretty

    And also drink more iced coffees

    And then go dancing

    i had a mountain dew this morning

    i am x-treme
    919UOwT.png
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    the kind of way you just want to squeese to form a full bodied peach...


    ...



    what was i saying?

    This is obviously what Simon was saying.

    what we're saying is

    simon wants the T :winky:

    The... The T?

    Tonsils. Send him your tonsils

    Oh actually

    There is a T I can send him, now that I think about it.

    BRB finding surgeon.

    D:

    Oh come on I'm not really using them at this point :P

    yeah...

    but

    but...

    D:

    *crosses legs*
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    I smell like burning leaves and a woodsy glen with flowers and the smells have blended well

    [chat] let's all smell pretty

    And also drink more iced coffees

    And then go dancing

    I hate perfume?
  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    i raced go karts this weekend with some buddies and now i am super sore all over. they were super fast, like 75mph karts. it was really fun I had trouble getting a shirt on this morning because my arms refuse to work!

    Gooey

    EL wire everything Tron go kart track

    Ridiculous bro step playing at all times


    I smell money
  • kaleeditykaleedity bad biscuits make the baker broke bro Registered User regular
    iced coffee is civilization
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    the kind of way you just want to squeese to form a full bodied peach...


    ...



    what was i saying?

    This is obviously what Simon was saying.

    what we're saying is

    simon wants the T :winky:

    The... The T?

    Tonsils. Send him your tonsils

    Oh actually

    There is a T I can send him, now that I think about it.

    BRB finding surgeon.

    D:

    Oh come on I'm not really using them at this point :P

    yeah...

    but

    but...

    D:

    *crosses legs*

    Psh, wimp.
  • kaleeditykaleedity bad biscuits make the baker broke bro Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    i raced go karts this weekend with some buddies and now i am super sore all over. they were super fast, like 75mph karts. it was really fun I had trouble getting a shirt on this morning because my arms refuse to work!

    Gooey

    EL wire everything Tron go kart track

    Ridiculous bro step playing at all times


    I smell money

    I wonder how much it would cost to license selling mario themed hats at this track
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    the kind of way you just want to squeese to form a full bodied peach...


    ...



    what was i saying?

    This is obviously what Simon was saying.

    what we're saying is

    simon wants the T :winky:

    The... The T?

    Tonsils. Send him your tonsils

    Oh actually

    There is a T I can send him, now that I think about it.

    BRB finding surgeon.

    D:

    Oh come on I'm not really using them at this point :P

    yeah...

    but

    but...

    D:

    *crosses legs*

    Psh, wimp.

    IT'S SENSITIVE DOWN THERE OK?
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    I smell like burning leaves and a woodsy glen with flowers and the smells have blended well

    [chat] let's all smell pretty

    And also drink more iced coffees

    And then go dancing

    I hate perfume?

    Awesome shampoo!
  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    I smell like burning leaves and a woodsy glen with flowers and the smells have blended well

    [chat] let's all smell pretty

    And also drink more iced coffees

    And then go dancing

    I hate perfume?

    You get me cinders

    (The fir tree I got and some other smells weren't very good and I want to give them away :l)
  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    IcyLiquid wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    i raced go karts this weekend with some buddies and now i am super sore all over. they were super fast, like 75mph karts. it was really fun I had trouble getting a shirt on this morning because my arms refuse to work!

    Yeah it really gets you in the arms because the steering is not assisted. Fun though! Where the shit do you go to race karts at 120kph?

    this place

    http://www.yelp.ca/biz/dallas-karting-complex-caddo-mills

    my brother lives right near there and it was like a guys weekend thing so bros came from all over and we just hung out there for the weekend
    919UOwT.png
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    the kind of way you just want to squeese to form a full bodied peach...


    ...



    what was i saying?

    This is obviously what Simon was saying.

    what we're saying is

    simon wants the T :winky:

    The... The T?

    Tonsils. Send him your tonsils

    Oh actually

    There is a T I can send him, now that I think about it.

    BRB finding surgeon.

    D:

    Oh come on I'm not really using them at this point :P

    yeah...

    but

    but...

    D:

    *crosses legs*

    Psh, wimp.

    IT'S SENSITIVE DOWN THERE OK?

    WELL ALL THE REASON TO GET AN ORCHIECTOMY THEN

    You will be free to be kicked in the crotch and laugh at the assailant.
  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    I smell like burning leaves and a woodsy glen with flowers and the smells have blended well

    [chat] let's all smell pretty

    And also drink more iced coffees

    And then go dancing

    I hate perfume?

    Awesome shampoo!

    They make shampoo now?
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    So I found out on Friday that while I was still living at home my dad would go through the garbage to find my pads so he could track my periods and make sure I wasn't pregnant.

    It's only today that I don't start literally vomiting when I think about it.

    Thank God I'm out.

    Your dad is a fucking lunatic

    apparently i was the one who was difficult to live with because i uh

    left the bathroom light on sometimes

    that is totally worse

    Your father is really really crazy.

    I know a lot of people were telling you not to drop out of school but I'm going to tell you that if you have to take a dime from your family to keep going, then drop out until you can pay for it yourself.

    I don't think it's a good idea to be in your parents' debt for any reason.
    Successful Kickstarter get! Drop by Bare Mettle Entertainment if you'd like to see what we're making.
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    the kind of way you just want to squeese to form a full bodied peach...


    ...



    what was i saying?

    This is obviously what Simon was saying.

    what we're saying is

    simon wants the T :winky:

    The... The T?

    Tonsils. Send him your tonsils

    Oh actually

    There is a T I can send him, now that I think about it.

    BRB finding surgeon.

    D:

    Oh come on I'm not really using them at this point :P

    yeah...

    but

    but...

    D:

    *crosses legs*

    Psh, wimp.

    IT'S SENSITIVE DOWN THERE OK?

    WELL ALL THE REASON TO GET AN ORCHIECTOMY THEN

    You will be free to be kicked in the crotch and laugh at the assailant.

    NO SALE LADY

    *feverishly clutches little casuals*
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
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