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  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    Imagine it's about 4 o'clock on a golden summer afternoon and you've been at the beach all day rubbing yourself with Coppertone suntan lotion – but Coppertone as it existed in the 60's, not quite as it is now... You walk into the surf as the waves break on the shore and, bending down to touch the surf, you notice the smell of your warm skin and of the salt water that seems so cold by comparison. It has just the faintest hint of watermelon rind!

    One of these days I'm going to get some of these scents.
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  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    hey @Icyliquid

    Begging you again for a script that tells Geth to calculate the sarcasm level of a forum person.


    And by 'calculate' I mean make up something that sounds amusing.
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    So I found out on Friday that while I was still living at home my dad would go through the garbage to find my pads so he could track my periods and make sure I wasn't pregnant.

    It's only today that I don't start literally vomiting when I think about it.

    Thank God I'm out.

    Your dad is a fucking lunatic

    apparently i was the one who was difficult to live with because i uh

    left the bathroom light on sometimes

    that is totally worse

    *narrows eyes*

    my electricity bill be sky high because of you
  • IcyLiquidIcyLiquid Beep Booper Montreal, QuebecAdministrator, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Gooey wrote: »
    IcyLiquid wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    i raced go karts this weekend with some buddies and now i am super sore all over. they were super fast, like 75mph karts. it was really fun I had trouble getting a shirt on this morning because my arms refuse to work!

    Yeah it really gets you in the arms because the steering is not assisted. Fun though! Where the shit do you go to race karts at 120kph?

    this place

    http://www.yelp.ca/biz/dallas-karting-complex-caddo-mills

    my brother lives right near there and it was like a guys weekend thing so bros came from all over and we just hung out there for the weekend

    That looks... ACES. Makes me want to go to the one we have here, but its not as good looking as yours.
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
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    Kalkino wrote: »
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    Casual wrote: »
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    Casual wrote: »
    the kind of way you just want to squeese to form a full bodied peach...


    ...



    what was i saying?

    This is obviously what Simon was saying.

    what we're saying is

    simon wants the T :winky:

    The... The T?

    Tonsils. Send him your tonsils

    Oh actually

    There is a T I can send him, now that I think about it.

    BRB finding surgeon.

    D:

    Oh come on I'm not really using them at this point :P

    yeah...

    but

    but...

    D:

    *crosses legs*

    Psh, wimp.

    IT'S SENSITIVE DOWN THERE OK?

    WELL ALL THE REASON TO GET AN ORCHIECTOMY THEN

    You will be free to be kicked in the crotch and laugh at the assailant.

    NO SALE LADY

    *feverishly clutches little casuals*

    Drat. At this rate I'll never meet the sales target.
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Man, the tracks with good go-karts are always too expensive.
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    @syndalis that meat looks heavenly, holy shit.

    I gotta make me some steaks now.
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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Oh actually

    If you want to smell nice and be amazingly soft

    Get body oil for after the shower. It's amazing. Do it.
  • CindersCinders Registered User regular

    There are now or will shortly be seven billion people on this planet. Seven billion souls hoping and dreaming. Seven billion hearts beating. One of them inevitably beats for you. As Elizabeth Bishop so rightly put it, somebody loves us all. When we feel despondent or lonely and in need of some comfort, we need to keep this in mind.

    Vanilla is one of the few flavors/fragrances truly loved the world over. Its subtle sweet smokiness has come to instantly signal comfort, kindness, home, love. But the planet cannot provide enough vanilla to satisfy our hunger for it. Much is synthetic and the rest extraordinarily expensive. However, when you are fortunate enough to encounter true vanilla, you realize there can be nothing like it and you understand its value.

    This perfume is in the Reinvention Series as it was inspired by the gorgeous rich sensual vanilla/amber perfumes of the early 20th century.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    As an older dude myself. People who leave lights on or turn the heat on past 60 are totes insane.

    I'm supposed to get a dad card for having those thoughts right?
  • cptruggedcptrugged Buster Machine 3Registered User regular
    I also found out yesterday that my mom is HUGE Game of Thrones (the show) fan. You'd think after all these years it wouldn't weird me out when my folks like the same modern stuff I do. But it kinda weirded me out.
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    As an older dude myself. People who leave lights on or turn the heat on past 60 are totes insane.

    I'm supposed to get a dad card for having those thoughts right?

    Man I can't even get my kids to close cabinet doors.

    THEY CLOSE FOR A REASON COME ON
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  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    shhhhhh it's ok boys

    she can't get you

    i won't let her get you

    *pets*
    R.I.P Sir Check
    surrealitycheck wrote: »
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • HenroidHenroid Baba Booey to y'all Tyler, TX (where hope comes to die!)Registered User regular
    'Sup Reddit.
    http://skepchick.org/2013/05/the-stunning-difference-between-treatment-of-men-women-on-reddit/
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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    So I found out on Friday that while I was still living at home my dad would go through the garbage to find my pads so he could track my periods and make sure I wasn't pregnant.

    It's only today that I don't start literally vomiting when I think about it.

    Thank God I'm out.

    Your dad is a fucking lunatic

    apparently i was the one who was difficult to live with because i uh

    left the bathroom light on sometimes

    that is totally worse

    *narrows eyes*

    my electricity bill be sky high because of you

    we didn't even have to pay for utilities
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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    shhhhhh it's ok boys

    she can't get you

    i won't let her get you

    *pets*

    I'm telling you, you're missing out!

    (Probably, I'm honestly kinda indifferent to this actually)
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 Registered User regular
    Dark Raven X wrote: »
    I survived my public speaking debacle

    GUD JERB. :D
    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    I also found out yesterday that my mom is HUGE Game of Thrones (the show) fan. You'd think after all these years it wouldn't weird me out when my folks like the same modern stuff I do. But it kinda weirded me out.

    Thanks in large part to these forums, not only do I know about these things when my kids bring them up, I can frequently go "ehhh, been checking that out for a while now".

    Recent examples: Gangnam Style, Macklemore.
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  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    As an older dude myself. People who leave lights on or turn the heat on past 60 are totes insane.

    I'm supposed to get a dad card for having those thoughts right?

    Man I can't even get my kids to close cabinet doors.

    THEY CLOSE FOR A REASON COME ON

    *rides a skateboard in the house*

    *wears a baseball at at the wrong angle*
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    'Sup Reddit.
    http://skepchick.org/2013/05/the-stunning-difference-between-treatment-of-men-women-on-reddit/

    I would rather smash myself in the dick repeatedly with a hammer than read whatever is on the other side of that link
    R.I.P Sir Check
    surrealitycheck wrote: »
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    I protest the creation of a sarcastic meter, one of my few joys in life is seeing new people unable to comprehend me
    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    'Sup Reddit.
    http://skepchick.org/2013/05/the-stunning-difference-between-treatment-of-men-women-on-reddit/

    I would rather smash myself in the dick repeatedly with a hammer than read whatever is on the other side of that link

    It's about what you'd think it would be.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    shhhhhh it's ok boys

    she can't get you

    i won't let her get you

    *pets*

    I'm telling you, you're missing out!

    (Probably, I'm honestly kinda indifferent to this actually)

    yes i thought you saw the benefits of retaining the glorious D
    R.I.P Sir Check
    surrealitycheck wrote: »
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. Risk is our business.Registered User regular
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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    'Sup Reddit.
    http://skepchick.org/2013/05/the-stunning-difference-between-treatment-of-men-women-on-reddit/

    I almost wish I'd presented as male on the internet before so I could compare. Curse my perpetual openness!

    (I have noticed a change anyway actually)
  • syndalissyndalis Aballah Can Tah Advancing the Human ConditionRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    @syndalis that meat looks heavenly, holy shit.

    I gotta make me some steaks now.

    It tasted so good. I am sure there are plenty of kickass butchers in NYC that I could go to and get a similar thing from, but I would have to use my broiler or a pan, and at that point why fucking bother - I'd just go to a steakhouse.

    But doing it home and showing off to my mom and brother that I know my way around a grill and kitchen? Fuck yeah.

    Two perfect medium rare steaks and one medium for my bro.
    meat.jpg
  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    uhhh, lights do not affect electricity bills significantly, even old non-cfl bulbs. It's negligible. Power draw is from appliances.
    Ludious on
    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I protest the creation of a sarcastic meter, one of my few joys in life is seeing new people unable to comprehend me

    you are no where near as subtle as you think you are
    R.I.P Sir Check
    surrealitycheck wrote: »
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    shhhhhh it's ok boys

    she can't get you

    i won't let her get you

    *pets*

    I'm telling you, you're missing out!

    (Probably, I'm honestly kinda indifferent to this actually)

    yes i thought you saw the benefits of retaining the glorious D

    Yes, but testicles are their own things! There are actual advantages to losing them, but not enough to overcome the "uhhh that seems... extreme" reaction.
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    Evil Multifarious wrote: »
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    So I found out on Friday that while I was still living at home my dad would go through the garbage to find my pads so he could track my periods and make sure I wasn't pregnant.

    It's only today that I don't start literally vomiting when I think about it.

    Thank God I'm out.

    Your dad is a fucking lunatic

    apparently i was the one who was difficult to live with because i uh

    left the bathroom light on sometimes

    that is totally worse

    Your father is really really crazy.

    I know a lot of people were telling you not to drop out of school but I'm going to tell you that if you have to take a dime from your family to keep going, then drop out until you can pay for it yourself.

    I don't think it's a good idea to be in your parents' debt for any reason.

    My mom had $8k in a bank account that was reserved for my education.

    My brother Angus who is in six figure debt asked to borrow ('borrow', he is incapable of paying it back and everyone knows it) some money to move. My mom gave him $6k out of that account, and my dad assured her multiple times that he would replace the $6k.

    Then as soon as the money was gone he went "No, we have to cut her off, she can't keep riding the baby train."

    Then he spent the $6k on playground equipment for his 'children' (kids of his friends)

    lol
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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    steak is so easy to grill. People make such a big deal out of it. I mean it's hard if you want the meat well done, but you might as well slide it in between your asscrack and let hobos spit on it if you're going to cook steak well done
    Ludious on
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  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 Registered User regular
    OH GOD WHY.

    8735905020_581ece12a9.jpg

    WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS.
    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    shhhhhh it's ok boys

    she can't get you

    i won't let her get you

    *pets*

    I'm telling you, you're missing out!

    (Probably, I'm honestly kinda indifferent to this actually)

    yes i thought you saw the benefits of retaining the glorious D

    Yes, but testicles are their own things! There are actual advantages to losing them, but not enough to overcome the "uhhh that seems... extreme" reaction.

    pros of losing them

    no nut cancer
    panties fit better!
    probably speeds up the feminisation?

    Cons

    D:
    D:
    D:
    R.I.P Sir Check
    surrealitycheck wrote: »
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Oh actually

    If you want to smell nice and be amazingly soft

    Get body oil for after the shower. It's amazing. Do it.
    Any brand recommendations?
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I protest the creation of a sarcastic meter, one of my few joys in life is seeing new people unable to comprehend me

    you are no where near as subtle as you think you are

    I don't think I'm subtle in the least, nor do I think I'm clever. Yet, people like Buttlord are still perplexed by me, and it's the small things in life, casual.
    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Why did you do that Raven
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    I am endlessly amused by this

    http://www.najle.com/idaft/idaft/
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  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »
    OH GOD WHY.

    8735905020_581ece12a9.jpg

    WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS.

    because god hates you
    R.I.P Sir Check
    surrealitycheck wrote: »
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I protest the creation of a sarcastic meter, one of my few joys in life is seeing new people unable to comprehend me

    you are no where near as subtle as you think you are

    I don't think I'm subtle in the least, nor do I think I'm clever. Yet, people like Buttlord are still perplexed by me, and it's the small things in life, casual.

    perplexing buttlord ain't difficult though

    he is very bad at understanding fellow humans
    R.I.P Sir Check
    surrealitycheck wrote: »
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
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