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spool32

I have to go for a but but medical types, talk to me about topical application of Magnesium and what it might do for muscle pain to soreness.

MadCaddy

Irond Will wrote: »

Gooey wrote: »

Irond Will wrote: »

oh yeah also fuck the misfits they are so bad

mother is hilarious though

what

you shut your mouth the misfits are great

they are kind of fun in small doses but seriously i dislike glen danzig and his weird punk elvis thing. it totally does nothing for me.

Will, you and I also alike I'm taste it seems... All except your deference to NOFX.

SammyF

@So It Goes

I know one of the investigators on that case. She doesn't talk about work very much, but one day a few years ago she called me up and insisted that I buy her a drink....

zagdrob

With antibody tests...my sister in law has lost her shit over TB tests. Won't be in the same room as the family unless we all get a TB test and show the paperwork that it's negative.

She lives in the fucking south...yet refuses to believe that about half the people she sees every day would have a positive skin test.

Wish I could go into more details about just how fucked her and my brother and law are with that. It's definitely a story.

Feral

spool32 wrote: »

I have to go for a but but medical types, talk to me about topical application of Magnesium and what it might do for muscle pain to soreness.

what you do is shave off a large strip of magnesium metal, press it directly against the skin, and submerge it in water

emnmnme

He took scissors to the back of one fetus' neck after it was outside the womb.

EDIT: Er, I guess it was a baby after it's outside the womb.

Winky

spool32 wrote: »

I have to go for a but but medical types, talk to me about topical application of Magnesium and what it might do for muscle pain to soreness.

It will make you taste like magnesium

Winky

spool32 wrote: »

I have to go for a but but medical types, talk to me about topical application of Magnesium and what it might do for muscle pain to soreness.

It will make you taste like magnesium

Winky

spool32 wrote: »

I have to go for a but but medical types, talk to me about topical application of Magnesium and what it might do for muscle pain to soreness.

It will make you taste like magnesium

Kalkino

spool32 wrote: »

I have to go for a but but medical types, talk to me about topical application of Magnesium and what it might do for muscle pain to soreness.

There is no reason us quacks can't get in on this

Donkey Kong

My dog growing up had chronic lyme. His back legs would stop working every once in a while so his treat seeking behavior was to stand up with with front paws, then dip his head down until his butt and useless legs were raised up in the air and just walk around like that.

It got him so many treats.

Feral

Winky wrote: »

spool32 wrote: »

I have to go for a but but medical types, talk to me about topical application of Magnesium and what it might do for muscle pain to soreness.

It will make you taste like magnesium

i thought you said the penis isn't a muscle

Irond Will

MadCaddy wrote: »

Irond Will wrote: »

Gooey wrote: »

Irond Will wrote: »

oh yeah also fuck the misfits they are so bad

mother is hilarious though

what

you shut your mouth the misfits are great

they are kind of fun in small doses but seriously i dislike glen danzig and his weird punk elvis thing. it totally does nothing for me.

Will, you and I also alike I'm taste it seems... All except your deference to NOFX.

i think i just have one nofx album and they are sort of the weird al of pop-punk bands but that is okay to me

Feral

emnmnme wrote: »

He took scissors to the back of one fetus' neck after it was outside the womb.

well to be honest that baby was being a total dick

Elendil

Ludious wrote: »

Feral wrote: »

Donkey Kong wrote: »

emnmnme wrote: »

Irond Will wrote: »

Donkey Kong wrote: »

nexuscrawler wrote: »

I grew up in the country at the height of the Lyme Disease panic. ticks were a big scare thing

I grew up in northwest CT and actually got lyme disease. (#oneupsmanship) These days it's no big deal. You spot the bite or the symptoms, you take doxycycline for a while, you're all set. It was only a big problem when doctors had no idea what the fuck was going on and let it run unchecked for years, at which point there was permanent neurological damage.

there are a number of people for whom lyme disease is part of the chronic pain/ fibromyalgia spectrum of "i feel like something's chronically wrong with me but can't find a doctor to agree to an actual diagnosis"

Now wait, lyme disease can be detected through blood samples.

The test isn't that great. It looks for certain antibodies and is often inconclusive. Which just fuels the fire for hypochondriacs looking for something concrete.

god, antibody tests are terrible in general

in 100 years we're going to look back and go, "man, they used antibody tests in 2013? i bet they believed in phrenology, too"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3SpPgkHaZc

i like this

i'm just gonna go ahead and assume every inexplicable recovery is the result of a time-traveling doctor

Irond Will

Donkey Kong wrote: »

My dog growing up had chronic lyme. His back legs would stop working every once in a while so his treat seeking behavior was to stand up with with front paws, then dip his head down until his butt and useless legs were raised up in the air and just walk around like that.

It got him so many treats.

ah the old "inverted kangaroo" gambit

well-played, doggie kong

MadCaddy

Gooey wrote: »

the suicide machines first album, destruction by definition, was amazing and had a sort of post-ska reggae feel

like if operation ivy had grown up and learned how to play their instruments and write good songs

then everything they released after that was utter shit from a butt

I vaguely remember the Suicide Machines, think I even went to a show of theirs maybe around 99?

They were never close to better than OpIvy!!! >:o

Irond Will

spool32 wrote: »

Irond Will wrote: »

spool32 wrote: »

Couscous wrote: »

spool32 wrote: »

Irond Will wrote: »

wandering wrote: »

Hamurabi wrote: »

Honestly, music is yet another venue for people to define themselves through the practice of consumption.

to fight consumerism I will now only consume awful things like Jeff Foxworthy stand up, smooth jazz music, and Kraft mac and cheese

i will pirate the git er dun guy's shows and run them on loop as a webcast

Larry the Cable guy has about 95% of his audience fooled into thinking that's what he's really like.

Dude is brilliant and an excellent showman.

Convincing idiots doesn't require excellent showmanship. These are the same people who probably think Colbert isn't joking.

I guess. I was watching one of his shows a while back and, besides being legitimately funny, there was this moment...


He was saying something self-deprecating and I caught this glimmer in his eye, and I realized that the dude is up there laughing at the people who are laughing at his character. I realized that he is fucking with the audience in his act, and suddenly I saw evidence of it all over his show. The timing, some of the joke constructions, some of the concept he sets up...

Dude is smart and he is mocking his audience at least half the time. It made the show even better!

man im not sure if that makes him any better to me

maybe worse

like, going to working class southern audiences and reinforcing their prejudices and sense of grievance in your show is a pretty bad thing

but doing the same thing, only ironically?

just ugh

That is really not what his show is about...

You seem not to like any things today!

larry the cable guy and the music of the 90s are my white whales

So It Goes

@Ludious it won't let me download my poster??

AManFromEarth

So It Goes

SammyF wrote: »

@So It Goes

I know one of the investigators on that case. She doesn't talk about work very much, but one day a few years ago she called me up and insisted that I buy her a drink....

I would quit after that

god dammit we need mandatory free therapy for people that investigate/deal with this type of shit

desc

Flipping tables over the 90s

All of these derp bands are such red herrings. Rock music was pointless through the 90s.

The decade that produced no u turn records, metalheadz, suburban base, schematic, drop bass network, etc etc etc

Augh

Deebaser

Oh Fuck me. I just booked a flight and totes forgot that I signed up for a cocktail class at the same time.
Do I try and get a refund for the $370 flight or the $140 class?

Ravenhpltc24

Time for GoT! Was it good last night?

emnmnme

Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »

Time for GoT! Was it good last night?

Is it ever bad?

Ravenhpltc24

emnmnme wrote: »

Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »

Time for GoT! Was it good last night?

Is it ever bad?

It is occasionally underwhelming.

So It Goes

nooo all this five minutes of work making a robot poster is going to be wasted when I have to try this in another browser!

nooo!

Deebaser

A decade that produced no metal heads?

That sounds like something that would be on a pamphlet at the TARDIS Tourism Bureau

MAJOR selling point.

Delmain

Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »

Time for GoT! Was it good last night?

Curses, I have to wait another 1.5~ hours to get it.

desc

This weather is dumb

Abolish the summer system now

MadCaddy

Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »

Time for GoT! Was it good last night?

Very.

And time for me to get outta here. Peace out chat.

Pony

i liked a lot of 90's music

although on talking with music nerds on the internet about the 90's i came to the realization that during the 90's i mostly listened to Canadian bands that most people outside Canada have never heard of and certainly hadn't heard of in the 90's

so that's weird

TTODewback

Ugh I kind of didn't think about not having cable or internet at the new place. So I'll be GoT-less for awhile.

Irond Will

Deebaser wrote: »

Oh Fuck me. I just booked a flight and totes forgot that I signed up for a cocktail class at the same time.
Do I try and get a refund for the $370 flight or the $140 class?

if you call right now you can probably get the flight moved for free

So It Goes

well here is a small screenshot of it anyway

Mazzyx

@Ronya @AManFromEarth @Hamurabi

Kenneth Waltz passed away. Damn, there goes a titan.

http://walt.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2013/05/13/kenneth_n_waltz_1924_2013

override367

haha my summer semester starts before my spring semester ends

this week should be fun

Irond Will

desc wrote: »

Flipping tables over the 90s

All of these derp bands are such red herrings. Rock music was pointless through the 90s.

The decade that produced no u turn records, metalheadz, suburban base, schematic, drop bass network, etc etc etc

Augh

weirdo niche electronica is niche

Deebaser

Irond Will wrote: »

Deebaser wrote: »

Oh Fuck me. I just booked a flight and totes forgot that I signed up for a cocktail class at the same time.
Do I try and get a refund for the $370 flight or the $140 class?

if you call right now you can probably get the flight moved for free

I don't want it moved.
One of those activities needs to die.
Im not sure which.
Im taking the class with 2 friends on my suggestion, so I feel like a bit of a cunt for bailing.

Quid

desc wrote: »

quid

So like

That hundred push ups site

@desc I'm gonna start doing it on my offs days. Which means starting tomorrow.

Today was 20 minutes on the elliptical and calisthenics from Hell.