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  • ronyaronya hmmm over there!Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
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    The orange Circle Line is the most recent, and cost an estimated ~8 billion USD.

    (The map is old; it's already complete).
    ronya on
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. Risk is our business.Registered User regular
    OH GOD THE LIQUOR STORE IS GOING ON STRIKE ON FRIDAY

    OH GOD

    HOW WILL I DROWN MY SORROWS

    What?

    Ontario's provincial liquor stores are striking on Friday for the first time in 87 years, most likely

    They are the only stores allowed to sell booze here

    Hmm.

    You could load up on Thursday.
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  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    I MISS MY BLACK KITTIES

    I MISS GIGANTIC STUPID NEVILLE

    I MISS SWEET AND ALOOF SASHA

    can't you buy a cat?

    1) I'm living with Pony and his fiancee and they already have three cats so I'm hesitant to bring a kitten into this environment
    2) If I ever get kittens I want to get them in twos because they end up way better socialized that way, but if I get them now then the cats will outnumber the humans and five cats in one apartment is ridiculous
    3) Neville and Sasha have the sweetest nicest personalities and I love them so much and I miss them :C :C :C :C

    you cannot steal ponys cats and get your cat related joy without the hinderance of cat ownership?

    thats what i do with my sisters cats

    As cute and sweet Pony's cats are, they don't like cuddles at all :c
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  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    one day we're going to wise up to the fact our current education systems and teaching methods are lousy and persist only because the political will to change them doesn't exist

    i have not met one single seacher who thinks schools are good the way they are, not one

    opinions range from, "they're kind of shitty but it's the best we can do with what we have" to "nuke it from orbit and start again"
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    In the 1998 film Spice World, which charted fictional experiences of The Spice Girls leading up to a much-anticipated concert, Meat Loaf played the part of Dennis, the coach driver of the Spice Girls tour bus. In the film, during a long journey between gigs, the girls demand the bus pull over so they can relieve themselves in the bushes due to the broken toilets within the tour bus. When tour manager Richard (Richard E. Grant) tells Dennis to fix the toilets, Dennis replies "I'll do anything for those girls, but I won't do that." In this context, 'that' is fixing the tour bus toilets.

    Thanks for explaining the joke, Wikipedia
    simonwolf on
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  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Soon Orlando will have a train. That goes from the airport to Disney.

    It would have been built by a federal grant and been part of a larger network connection both coasts, but Scott decided to send that money to North Carolina, Ohio, Virginia, and Cal-i-forn-i-a and t hen use billions of dollars out of the state budget to build this piece of crap.


    Because he's a moron, you see.

    Thanks, bro. :^:
  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    light rail rant because i am thinking about it now:

    houston built a light rail system a number of years ago. the line bisects downtown, running from just on the north side of downtown to a little south of the city. basically, it connects the two U of H campuses, which oddly enough the president of U of H was on the board that decided where to build the light rail. What a coincidence!

    Anyway, the train runs on the street level, on regular streets with cars. When they designed the rail they decided to use these state-of-the-art cars that are super quiet, since the train runs through some neighborhoods. One problem - quiet trains means peope can't hear them when they need to! And since it is on street level, the train had huge problems hitting motorists and pedestrians. Unfortunately some people were killed IIRC. Anyway, the solution? Put this obnoxious screeching bell on the train. So now it is no longer silent and is ten times worse than if they had gone with a normal train that makes noise.

    Not to mention the fact that the train isn't like a subway where you de facto have to buy a ticket due to the gates. There are no gates. You're supposed to buy a ticket, but no one does. Why would you? They don't check for tickets and there's nothing that prevents you from getting on the train without one.

    Did I mention that the train runs on the street? Since the train bisects downtown north/south, it is a traffic nightmare. It constantly snarls up traffic in downtown. I regularly wait 5 minutes at a light for the train to go by on my way home from work. It is terrible!

    And now they want to put in a second line, running east/west through downtown, also on street level, that crosses the north/south train. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG HERE? Not to mention the fact that it's going to double the traffic problem created by the first train, as you'll have trains waiting for other trains, and cars stopped waiting on those trains.

    Houston is a very large city by area. Insanely large. You can drive for an hour on the highway and still be in "Houston". Right now Houston has a pretty expansive commuter bus system that utilizes the HOV lanes on the highways, but even then when the busses get downtown they still create traffic. And even though they are in the HOV lane they can still get backed up with traffic on the highways. Not to mention the fact that the operating costs (fuel, drivers, maintenance) must be insane.

    What Houston needs to do is take that money they're using building the light rail and make a real proper commuter rail out to the suburbs. Ditch the busses that create more traffic, lower your operating costs, fit more people on each load, deliver more consistent service. There are even a few derelict buildings on the outskirts of downtown that could be knocked down and turned into a rail station!

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    i basically never lied to my parents

    i fought them about everything

    i get the impression that eventually they would have just preferred that i lied because it would have been a lot less of a headache for them

    yeah this was pretty much me

    I would be like, I am doing X thing

    and they would say no you can't!

    and I would say yes, I will and then do it

    I was a horrible teen
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    I want a dog, but only so I can psychologically torment it

    I may be part cat

    Dogs are like babies. The fun comes from confusing it, until it throws up on something.

    babies are for kissing

    kissing dogs is sloppy
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    or worse still you get some fucknugget like Gove who does want to change everything


    back to the way it was in 1952...
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    how's the new la computadora skippypcmasterracetruck

    it is so stronk

    it performs many complex calculations quickly
  • PantsBPantsB Registered User regular
    Specialist just complained about having to test code, saying the programmer should do it.

    That's your fucking job!
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  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. Risk is our business.Registered User regular
    I have never had a cat who hated me. Or who pooped anywhere they weren't supposed to once htey left the Kitten-Who-Isn't-Litter-Trained stage.
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  • P10P10 Registered User regular
    soon the dulles corridor metro will finish construction and all of NoVAs traffic woes will disappear! :bz
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. Risk is our business.Registered User regular
    I will; however, be stuck with a fucking rabbit which has chewed through at least one power cable a week for the last four months as soon as my girlfriend moves in with me.

    He also enjoys shitting on the bed when you are away for more than an hour.

    Because he's a fucking rabbit and not a pet.
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  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    soon the dulles corridor metro will finish construction and all of NoVAs traffic woes will disappear! :bz

    I just wish they would extend the orange line to Fair Oaks or Fair Lakes. :(
  • ElkiElki Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    I want resolution.

    the best plan is to bang on her door until she talks to you

    foolproof

    You don't think I should try a barrage of messages through all forms of social media, multiple phone numbers, emails, and IMs?
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  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    why won't meatloaf do that?
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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    I kind of want to have a big ol' PA dinner for my next birthday in November.
  • DaemonSadiDaemonSadi Registered User regular
    I have never had a cat who hated me. Or who pooped anywhere they weren't supposed to once htey left the Kitten-Who-Isn't-Litter-Trained stage.

    All cats hate humans. Some just hide it better.

    Waiting...

    Plotting.....
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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    OH GOD THE LIQUOR STORE IS GOING ON STRIKE ON FRIDAY

    OH GOD

    HOW WILL I DROWN MY SORROWS

    What?

    Ontario's provincial liquor stores are striking on Friday for the first time in 87 years, most likely

    They are the only stores allowed to sell booze here

    Hmm.

    You could load up on Thursday.

    I am already very loaded up. I have thousands of dollars of booze. It's actually not a problem for me at all!
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    my sisters cats aren't intentionally assholes but being cats they can't quite help themselves

    like even when they do want to jump up on your knee for attention they do it with their claws out
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • redxredx Dublin, CARegistered User regular
    Soon Orlando will have a train. That goes from the airport to Disney.

    It would have been built by a federal grant and been part of a larger network connection both coasts, but Scott decided to send that money to North Carolina, Ohio, Virginia, and Cal-i-forn-i-a and t hen use billions of dollars out of the state budget to build this piece of crap.


    Because he's a moron, you see.

    Thanks, bro. :^:

    It is kinda worth noting that this is actually supposed to be a local commuter rail line that will allow people from orlando's sprawling suburbs to get into the city proper, and the high speed rail line that was rejected was only going to be an express line connecting major cities and attractions, while not really doing anything at all for residents.

    RedX is taking a stab a moving out west, and will be near San Francisco from May 14 till June 29.
    Click here for a horrible H/A thread with details.
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    why won't meatloaf do that?

    Just to clarify Gooey's post, he's asking why Meatloaf won't fix toilets.
  • P10P10 Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    soon the dulles corridor metro will finish construction and all of NoVAs traffic woes will disappear! :bz

    I just wish they would extend the orange line to Fair Oaks or Fair Lakes. :(
    You'll get on at Vienna/Fairfax-GMU and you'll like it.
  • a5ehrena5ehren Registered User regular
    Got my eyes dilated for the second time this week. This time they apparently glued a fucking lens to my eye to try to see something. Bleeeeeeh
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    soon the dulles corridor metro will finish construction and all of NoVAs traffic woes will disappear! :bz

    I just wish they would extend the orange line to Fair Oaks or Fair Lakes. :(
    You'll get on at Vienna/Fairfax-GMU and you'll like it.

    No no no no. :(
  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    Soon Orlando will have a train. That goes from the airport to Disney.

    It would have been built by a federal grant and been part of a larger network connection both coasts, but Scott decided to send that money to North Carolina, Ohio, Virginia, and Cal-i-forn-i-a and t hen use billions of dollars out of the state budget to build this piece of crap.


    Because he's a moron, you see.

    Thanks, bro. :^:

    It is kinda worth noting that this is actually supposed to be a local commuter rail line that will allow people from orlando's sprawling suburbs to get into the city proper, and the high speed rail line that was rejected was only going to be an express line connecting major cities and attractions, while not really doing anything at all for residents.

    Given that the entire economy is based around pretty much exclusively around tourism, one is a little more useful than the other.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    I am bored as all hell.

    So bored and i don't feel like doing anything.
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    I am bored as all hell.

    So bored and i don't feel like doing anything.

    come do my job so i can go home and play FF8
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    I am bored as all hell.

    So bored and i don't feel like doing anything.

    come do my job so i can go home and play FF8

    What's your job?

    Also no.
  • BethrynBethryn Registered User regular
    I will; however, be stuck with a fucking rabbit which has chewed through at least one power cable a week for the last four months as soon as my girlfriend moves in with me.

    He also enjoys shitting on the bed when you are away for more than an hour.

    Because he's a fucking rabbit and not a pet.
    Maybe you should get a garden for your bunny?
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    I kind of want to have a big ol' PA dinner for my next birthday in November.

    I will try to win the lottery by then.
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    I want Google to finish up their AI cars already. That'll be good for traffic.

    Then the next step is consumer priced Google AI personal helicopters, and then traffic will be gone forever.
  • AntinumericAntinumeric Registered User regular
    man sometimes I just wish I could focus. At this point in time I have ~20 tabs open on two forums, various threads on different subjects, LoL wiki, various half-read wikipedia pages about population, laos, ancient scripts and abjads. I'm pretty frequently switching between them as no one holds my interest for long enough. I hear a truck outside, turn around and look at the building opposite hey it's art deco, I wonder when that was built. 4 minutes later I turn back and remember I was typing this. Oh and I have work as a vague buzz in the background.

    It's like my attention is a torch in a shaking hand, it can light up a bunch of things, but not very brightly and never for long.
    In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phoney God's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    I want Google to finish up their AI cars already. That'll be good for traffic.

    Then the next step is consumer priced Google AI personal helicopters, and then traffic will be gone forever.

    Because then Google will own the world and we'll work in the bandwidth mines forever as slaves.
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Bed time. Let's see if it's 4 nights in a row of nightmares. :(
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. Risk is our business.Registered User regular
    I'm not sure that's accurate. The Sunrail would have been a part of the FHSR project, which would have connected Orlando and Tampa and been a boon to local businesses in both cities.

    It also would not have cost Florida a dime. The Sunrail now will, for the most part, connect the airport with Disney and was only approved when Orlando's congressidiot held the Port of Miami hostage for billions of dollars out of the Florida budget.

    The important part is that Scott doesn't understand how government works, how budgeting works, and just wanted to stick it to Obama.

    Unless the sunrail plans have changed in the three years since this all happened?
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  • ElkiElki Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Gooey wrote: »
    light rail rant because i am thinking about it now:

    houston built a light rail system a number of years ago. the line bisects downtown, running from just on the north side of downtown to a little south of the city. basically, it connects the two U of H campuses, which oddly enough the president of U of H was on the board that decided where to build the light rail. What a coincidence!

    Anyway, the train runs on the street level, on regular streets with cars. When they designed the rail they decided to use these state-of-the-art cars that are super quiet, since the train runs through some neighborhoods. One problem - quiet trains means peope can't hear them when they need to! And since it is on street level, the train had huge problems hitting motorists and pedestrians. Unfortunately some people were killed IIRC. Anyway, the solution? Put this obnoxious screeching bell on the train. So now it is no longer silent and is ten times worse than if they had gone with a normal train that makes noise.

    Not to mention the fact that the train isn't like a subway where you de facto have to buy a ticket due to the gates. There are no gates. You're supposed to buy a ticket, but no one does. Why would you? They don't check for tickets and there's nothing that prevents you from getting on the train without one.

    Did I mention that the train runs on the street? Since the train bisects downtown north/south, it is a traffic nightmare. It constantly snarls up traffic in downtown. I regularly wait 5 minutes at a light for the train to go by on my way home from work. It is terrible!

    And now they want to put in a second line, running east/west through downtown, also on street level, that crosses the north/south train. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG HERE? Not to mention the fact that it's going to double the traffic problem created by the first train, as you'll have trains waiting for other trains, and cars stopped waiting on those trains.

    Houston is a very large city by area. Insanely large. You can drive for an hour on the highway and still be in "Houston". Right now Houston has a pretty expansive commuter bus system that utilizes the HOV lanes on the highways, but even then when the busses get downtown they still create traffic. And even though they are in the HOV lane they can still get backed up with traffic on the highways. Not to mention the fact that the operating costs (fuel, drivers, maintenance) must be insane.

    What Houston needs to do is take that money they're using building the light rail and make a real proper commuter rail out to the suburbs. Ditch the busses that create more traffic, lower your operating costs, fit more people on each load, deliver more consistent service. There are even a few derelict buildings on the outskirts of downtown that could be knocked down and turned into a rail station!

    You can easily hop on the rail in Cleveland without a ticket. But if they catch you they will be tremendous dicks about it, so you don't want to do that.
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    Charged a $25 administrative fee
    If paid within 72 business hours, no criminal citation filed
    If not paid in 72 business hours, citation referred to court for criminal prosecution
    If unpaid within 72 business hours, citations will be forwarded to the appropriate Clerk of Courts for processing.
    If adult receives more than one violation within 24 months, the administrative fee will not be offered in lieu of a criminal citation

    So, it's all about how lucky you feel.
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  • override367override367 Registered User regular
    I want Google to finish up their AI cars already. That'll be good for traffic.

    Then the next step is consumer priced Google AI personal helicopters, and then traffic will be gone forever.

    Because then Google will own the world and we'll work in the bandwidth mines forever as slaves.

    well we won't have to, but you only get like 15mbps internet without working in the mine and not even LTE on your phone
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