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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    FFFFFF got to second to last stage in Gradius III Arcade mode difficulty.
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    I was looking up hate speech because I never thought of it as a specifically American term, and it's opened up a pretty hilarious can of worms.

    The Mexicans are going to take over the country in the year 2100 and create a new Inquisition, and the evil liberals are trying to silence the truth by calling it "hate" speech.
  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Man I got an email during the night saying someone logged into my battle.net account (I spent about 10 minutes just making sure it wasn't a fake), and when I did a full virus scan I found a trojan of the java exploit variety. Shitty thing is that it must've been there for at least 2 months since I haven't played D3 since march 2nd, so I just blocked my CC just in case. I ran the gamut of other scans in safe mode and found no other stuff, but you can never be sure again.
    I really don't want to go through a format weekend on this box (Not that I have time for another 3 weekends), it's end of life as it is. Maybe it's just time to buy the new PC I've been procrastinating about.
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  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    SanderJK wrote: »
    Man I got an email during the night saying someone logged into my battle.net account (I spent about 10 minutes just making sure it wasn't a fake), and when I did a full virus scan I found a trojan of the java exploit variety. Shitty thing is that it must've been there for at least 2 months since I haven't played D3 since march 2nd, so I just blocked my CC just in case. I ran the gamut of other scans in safe mode and found no other stuff, but you can never be sure again.
    I really don't want to go through a format weekend on this box (Not that I have time for another 3 weekends), it's end of life as it is. Maybe it's just time to buy the new PC I've been procrastinating about.

    Unless you have nuclear secrets, I'd just run MBAM, TDSSKiller, and maybe the ESET Online Scanner and call it done.
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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    The Mexicans are going to take over the country in the year 2100 and create a new Inquisition, and the evil liberals are trying to silence the truth by calling it "hate" speech.

    Sounds about right.
  • MadCaddyMadCaddy Riksadvokate Registered User regular
    SanderJK wrote: »
    Man I got an email during the night saying someone logged into my battle.net account (I spent about 10 minutes just making sure it wasn't a fake), and when I did a full virus scan I found a trojan of the java exploit variety. Shitty thing is that it must've been there for at least 2 months since I haven't played D3 since march 2nd, so I just blocked my CC just in case. I ran the gamut of other scans in safe mode and found no other stuff, but you can never be sure again.
    I really don't want to go through a format weekend on this box (Not that I have time for another 3 weekends), it's end of life as it is. Maybe it's just time to buy the new PC I've been procrastinating about.

    I read something in ars about this eSports something or other running background bit coin mining script in their network code, and taxing players systems... Computer security is definitely a smart field to get into right now, and near field communications in general.
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
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  • MadCaddyMadCaddy Riksadvokate Registered User regular
    Especially if bit coins take off, getting a wife hat education in it is like a contract with society saying,"keep me employed and fighting the real baddies, or I'll go grey hat and ruin your world anonymously." It's scary how accurate shadowrun corporate politics really got to how things are playing out.
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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Whoa, Dennis Rodman invoking the ancient Rite of Solids against Kim Jong-Un.
  • MadCaddyMadCaddy Riksadvokate Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
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    You Viking and your paternal propaganda! (I actually really dig that movement. I think it's important for men to take responsibility and care for their seed spilling.)
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  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Whoa, Dennis Rodman invoking the ancient Rite of Solids against Kim Jong-Un.

    Is that where they play bball for control of the nation?

    My money's on K-Jo, I've never seen him play but he's the son of Kim Jong-Il who was able to make a slam dunk from center court. Plus he looks pretty fit in a jersey.

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  • MadCaddyMadCaddy Riksadvokate Registered User regular
    I've played poker with, without knowing it at the time, the no good exiled Kim the fat one that pissed off Il, and lives in exile gamboozling it up.
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  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    If we all went to Abdhy's home town and got a list of things to search for, we'd have a Stavanger Hunt.
  • MadCaddyMadCaddy Riksadvokate Registered User regular
    Whoa, Dennis Rodman invoking the ancient Rite of Solids against Kim Jong-Un.

    Is that where they play bball for control of the nation?

    My money's on K-Jo, I've never seen him play but he's the son of Kim Jong-Il who was able to make a slam dunk from center court. Plus he looks pretty fit in a jersey.

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    I forgot, how many holes in one did glorious leader make his first time playing golf? I remember he was also a genius and beat Vegas and Macau so bad they had to pay him in bourbon!
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    1. woman of loose morals, a

    2. beer type cheapest

    3. kebab

    4. nachspiel
    Abdhyius on
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
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    if one wants to be true to tradition, you'd go commando when wearing what these women are wearing.

    if you're a man, though, wearing something like this?

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    then this is what you wear:

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  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    I thought of the pun last night when I bumped into a small list of Norwegian cities and I've been waiting all night for a chance to post it.
  • syndalissyndalis Aballah Can Tah Advancing the Human ConditionRegistered User regular
    Is there some kind of Nord festival happening today, Abd?
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  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    whoops

    i interupted someones "alone time" in the kitchen
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • y2jake215y2jake215 oh ok yeah that's cool RAP GAME KiNG TUTRegistered User regular
    The SI unit for radiation is the Gray.

    Generally rem is used here instead, 0.01 Gy
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    may 17th is coming up (constitution day) and I'm really looking forward to it.

    I have misplaced the ribbon I bought. Also I do not have a flag.

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    and flags are kind of a thing for that day.
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  • ronyaronya hmmm over there!Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    whoops

    i interupted someones "alone time" in the kitchen

    ew, the kitchen?
  • AntinumericAntinumeric Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    I now believe speculative fiction refers to books fantasy authors have promised to write, but they just need a bit more editing time guys honest, I'll be handing it to the publishers soon.
    Antinumeric on
    In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phoney God's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons LondresRegistered User regular
    Nation Day? I've been educated by Lilyhammer!
    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Bergen is getting low on blood. Buying blood from Stavanger right now.

    This might be a good time to give blood, then.
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  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Ascension is a bank holiday in the Netherlands so everyone is free today.
    Thursday is such a weird day for a day off though.
    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
  • MadCaddyMadCaddy Riksadvokate Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    may 17th is coming up (constitution day) and I'm really looking forward to it.

    I have misplaced the ribbon I bought. Also I do not have a flag.

    w3CsWAE7KPcH5eE9wZrrLAb5-fzUpeFx8sTJDUU2uqdQ

    and flags are kind of a thing for that day.

    Another place I'd be happy living, although they aren't quite as degenerate gamblers in the sporting sense, more in the speculation style. It's amazing how good some of the countries the people (except my great grandmother who was Cherokee) that share my blood left are now. It's sad how bad the us got with brain drain and failure to continue smart globalization lie nafta and what we did with Japan after world war 2 .
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  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Bergen is getting low on blood. Buying blood from Stavanger right now.

    This might be a good time to give blood, then.

    Hello friend
    Am having blood for sale good price top quality. Please to be corresponding fastly and do the needful for satisfying transaction.
    Regards,
    John Johnson, Doctor
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  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    whoops

    i interupted someones "alone time" in the kitchen

    ew, the kitchen?

    just to be clear not that "alone time"

    the "alone time" where you have the kitchen to yourself and you're watching TV and drinking coffee then someone else comes in and you have to leave so it doesn't look like you're standing around watching TV

    i hate when people do that to me

    but i really wanted coffee
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • MadCaddyMadCaddy Riksadvokate Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    I could possibly see myself being happy being Swiss, but don't know enough to really say. I definitely need to make it to Europe; adding that to the five year plan. Such a pretty flag, and located in a nice area.
    MadCaddy on
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  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    whoops

    i interupted someones "alone time" in the kitchen

    ew, the kitchen?

    just to be clear not that "alone time"

    the "alone time" where you have the kitchen to yourself and you're watching TV and drinking coffee then someone else comes in and you have to leave so it doesn't look like you're standing around watching TV

    i hate when people do that to me

    but i really wanted coffee

    O_o
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  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    whoops

    i interupted someones "alone time" in the kitchen

    ew, the kitchen?

    Whhhyyyy?
    #FreeThan
    #FreeScheck
    #FreeSKFM
  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    whoops

    i interupted someones "alone time" in the kitchen

    ew, the kitchen?

    Whhhyyyy?
    #FreeThan
    #FreeScheck
    #FreeSKFM
  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    whoops

    i interupted someones "alone time" in the kitchen

    ew, the kitchen?

    Whhhyyyy?
    #FreeThan
    #FreeScheck
    #FreeSKFM
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons LondresRegistered User regular
    Huh? Everyone knows NAFTA is part of the plan to introduce the Amero and give the House of Windsor veto rights over the Constitution.

    :bz

    And yes, I have just learned the code for the bee and am over using it
    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    whoops

    i interupted someones "alone time" in the kitchen

    ew, the kitchen?

    just to be clear not that "alone time"

    the "alone time" where you have the kitchen to yourself and you're watching TV and drinking coffee then someone else comes in and you have to leave so it doesn't look like you're standing around watching TV

    i hate when people do that to me

    but i really wanted coffee

    O_o

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  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    whoops

    i interupted someones "alone time" in the kitchen

    ew, the kitchen?

    just to be clear not that "alone time"

    the "alone time" where you have the kitchen to yourself and you're watching TV and drinking coffee then someone else comes in and you have to leave so it doesn't look like you're standing around watching TV

    i hate when people do that to me

    but i really wanted coffee

    O_o

    what?
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    madcaddy what is your profession
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  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    I wouldn't go to a non-English speaking country. I know everyone in Europe does speak English, but they'd all make fun of me in their native languages instead of waiting until I was away like a good native English speaker would. If Canada or NZ or the UK or maybe Aus gave me jobs, I'd consider it.
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    whoops

    i interupted someones "alone time" in the kitchen

    ew, the kitchen?

    Whhhyyyy?

    once again

    i did not catch someone masturbating

    i wasn't using "alone time" as a euphemisim

    just literally they were getting a moment of peace alone and i ruined it getting coffee
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
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