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  • MadCaddyMadCaddy Riksadvokate Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    madcaddy what is your profession

    A caddy, but I get really mad, duh. ;) I'm a punter/speculator primarily, aspiring gamer.
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  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    whoops

    i interupted someones "alone time" in the kitchen

    ew, the kitchen?

    just to be clear not that "alone time"

    the "alone time" where you have the kitchen to yourself and you're watching TV and drinking coffee then someone else comes in and you have to leave so it doesn't look like you're standing around watching TV

    i hate when people do that to me

    but i really wanted coffee

    O_o

    what?

    This made more sense when jacking it was involved
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I wouldn't go to a non-English speaking country. I know everyone in Europe does speak English, but they'd all make fun of me in their native languages instead of waiting until I was away like a good native English speaker would. If Canada or NZ or the UK or maybe Aus gave me jobs, I'd consider it.

    we know enough not to do that
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    since the foreigners often speak some norwegian

    and anyway care has to be taken to speak about someone when they're around even if they don't know the language at all
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  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I wouldn't go to a non-English speaking country. I know everyone in Europe does speak English, but they'd all make fun of me in their native languages instead of waiting until I was away like a good native English speaker would. If Canada or NZ or the UK or maybe Aus gave me jobs, I'd consider it.

    we know enough not to do that

    Why not? Afraid it'll turn out they actually do speak Norwegian?

    If I was bilingual I'd do that shit all the time.
    Solomaxwell6 on
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    What do you call someone who speaks three languages? Tri-lingual.
    What do you call someone who speaks two languages? Bi-lingual.
    What do you call someone who speaks one language? An American.
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    since the foreigners often speak some norwegian

    and anyway care has to be taken to speak about someone when they're around even if they don't know the language at all
    MadCaddy wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    madcaddy what is your profession

    A caddy, but I get really mad, duh. ;) I'm a punter/speculator primarily, aspiring gamer.

    okay then I don't know anything at all about jobs here that could help you.
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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    whoops

    i interupted someones "alone time" in the kitchen

    ew, the kitchen?

    Whhhyyyy?

    once again

    i did not catch someone masturbating

    i wasn't using "alone time" as a euphemisim

    just literally they were getting a moment of peace alone and i ruined it getting coffee

    But why were they jacking off, though
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    What do you call someone who speaks three languages? Tri-lingual.
    What do you call someone who speaks two languages? Bi-lingual.
    What do you call someone who speaks one language? An American.

    I'd hardly call what you lot speak language.

    *guffaws*

    8->
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • AntinumericAntinumeric Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    whoops

    i interupted someones "alone time" in the kitchen

    ew, the kitchen?

    Whhhyyyy?

    once again

    i did not catch someone masturbating

    i wasn't using "alone time" as a euphemisim

    just literally they were getting a moment of peace alone and i ruined it getting coffee
    a bit of peace and quiet?

    a bit of a breather from the day?



    In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phoney God's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I wouldn't go to a non-English speaking country. I know everyone in Europe does speak English, but they'd all make fun of me in their native languages instead of waiting until I was away like a good native English speaker would. If Canada or NZ or the UK or maybe Aus gave me jobs, I'd consider it.

    we know enough not to do that

    Why not? Afraid it'll turn out they actually do speak Norwegian?

    If I was bilinguil I'd do that shit all the time.

    only because you're not bilingual! it's not that easy!
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    whoops

    i interupted someones "alone time" in the kitchen

    ew, the kitchen?

    Whhhyyyy?

    once again

    i did not catch someone masturbating

    i wasn't using "alone time" as a euphemisim

    just literally they were getting a moment of peace alone and i ruined it getting coffee
    a bit of peace and quiet?

    a bit of a breather from the day?



    no, still sounds like jerkin' it.
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  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    whoops

    i interupted someones "alone time" in the kitchen

    ew, the kitchen?

    Whhhyyyy?

    once again

    i did not catch someone masturbating

    i wasn't using "alone time" as a euphemisim

    just literally they were getting a moment of peace alone and i ruined it getting coffee

    But why were they jacking off, though

    it reduces stress? Releases endorphins?

    Lowers blood pressure?
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    What do you call someone who speaks three languages? Tri-lingual.
    What do you call someone who speaks two languages? Bi-lingual.
    What do you call someone who speaks one language? An American.

    If I wanted to be bilingual, I would've grown up in a country that doesn't speak the best language.

    I'm actually moderately fluent in French, but I haven't used it in years so I'm super rusty. I learned it in school and read enough French stuff that I was at least conversationally fluent. Since I picked up most of it through reading, though, my pronunciation was awful.
  • MadCaddyMadCaddy Riksadvokate Registered User regular
    I wouldn't go to a non-English speaking country. I know everyone in Europe does speak English, but they'd all make fun of me in their native languages instead of waiting until I was away like a good native English speaker would. If Canada or NZ or the UK or maybe Aus gave me jobs, I'd consider it.

    Eh, that'd really narrow down the list of awesome places to go for a rather moot issue; people in the Netherlands speak a surprisingly high amount of English per capita and there politics are one of my favored globally. I also appreciate some aspects of French and German industrialization/welfare programs. Their xenophobia and austerity and inherent Nieztsche superiority/entitlement issues make them less ideal. Kinda like how the Isle of Man is superior to Ireland despite very similar politics.
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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    What do you call someone who speaks three languages? Tri-lingual.
    What do you call someone who speaks two languages? Bi-lingual.
    What do you call someone who speaks one language? An American.

    I'd hardly call what you lot speak language.

    *guffaws*

    8->

    Nuke England.
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    if a german or a frenchman was talking shit about me in front of me they'd have to take care if they wanted to be certain I wouldn't catch on, for example, because it's not very hard to sort of catch the gist
    Abdhyius on
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Kagera wrote: »
    @hakkekage
    I apologize for my earlier foot-in-mouth issue as you know it is a thing I have a tendency to do and when it genuinely hurts someone I feel horrible. I am working on the problem and will be more mindful! <3 uniboob

    @Kagera It's ok, you had no idea! I just hear it all the time from every corner and it's wearying. But I genuinely am touched by this heartfelt apology <3

    And now for your regularly scheduled inappropriate and awkward response that I and only I am permitted to make:
    my uniboob's singular big dark areola weeps a single gruesome tear of thankfulness
    Hakkekage on
  • poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
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    This is my life.
    Neal Stephenson wrote:
    It was, of course, nothing more than sexism, the especially virulent type espoused by male techies who sincerely believe that they are too smart to be sexists.
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    @hakkekage
    I apologize for my earlier foot-in-mouth issue as you know it is a thing I have a tendency to do and when it genuinely hurts someone I feel horrible. I am working on the problem and will be more mindful! <3 uniboob

    And now for your regularly scheduled inappropriate and awkward response that I and only I am permitted to make:
    my uniboob's singular big dark areola weeps a single gruesome tear of thankfulness

    i...

    this doesn't...

    i don't even...

    ...what?
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    anyway your response disappoints me!

    I want to learn as many languages as I can.
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    What do you call someone who speaks three languages? Tri-lingual.
    What do you call someone who speaks two languages? Bi-lingual.
    What do you call someone who speaks one language? An American.

    What about quarter-lingual

    I'm murikan and I can curse a lot in another language

    so that has to count for something
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    What do you call someone who speaks three languages? Tri-lingual.
    What do you call someone who speaks two languages? Bi-lingual.
    What do you call someone who speaks one language? An American.

    I'd hardly call what you lot speak language.

    *guffaws*

    8->

    Nuke England.

    suits me!
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons LondresRegistered User regular
    I am going to drink at parliament tonight. Hooray for slightly cheaper beer
    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • MadCaddyMadCaddy Riksadvokate Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I wouldn't go to a non-English speaking country. I know everyone in Europe does speak English, but they'd all make fun of me in their native languages instead of waiting until I was away like a good native English speaker would. If Canada or NZ or the UK or maybe Aus gave me jobs, I'd consider it.

    we know enough not to do that

    Why not? Afraid it'll turn out they actually do speak Norwegian?

    If I was bilingual I'd do that shit all the time.

    I know just enough Mandarin Vietnamese, Korean and Spanish to know when I should be weary of situations/am getting cheated. I wish I could really GET more languages, though. I can pick up phrases and just need to go for the saturation approach after some hardcore study. Mandarin is on my list to really make an effort at before I travel anywhere near the continent.
    MadCaddy on
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    What do you call someone who speaks three languages? Tri-lingual.
    What do you call someone who speaks two languages? Bi-lingual.
    What do you call someone who speaks one language? An American.

    What about quarter-lingual

    I'm murikan and I can curse a lot in another language

    so that has to count for something

    quarter-lingual would be speaking a fourth of one language

    so, like, a baby
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    @hakkekage
    I apologize for my earlier foot-in-mouth issue as you know it is a thing I have a tendency to do and when it genuinely hurts someone I feel horrible. I am working on the problem and will be more mindful! <3 uniboob

    And now for your regularly scheduled inappropriate and awkward response that I and only I am permitted to make:
    my uniboob's singular big dark areola weeps a single gruesome tear of thankfulness

    i...

    this doesn't...

    i don't even...

    ...what?

    If you're going to be a part of this religion you're going to need to accept that you won't understand the mystical properties of our divine breast

    Mere laity cannot rise to the enlightened level of the institutional tit clergy

    It is known
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    What do you call someone who speaks three languages? Tri-lingual.
    What do you call someone who speaks two languages? Bi-lingual.
    What do you call someone who speaks one language? An American.

    What about quarter-lingual

    I'm murikan and I can curse a lot in another language

    so that has to count for something

    quarter-lingual would be speaking a fourth of one language

    so, like, a baby

    Fine, I meant one-and-a-quarter-lingual

    Just trying to make it less wordy

    GAWD
  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    t
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    What do you call someone who speaks three languages? Tri-lingual.
    What do you call someone who speaks two languages? Bi-lingual.
    What do you call someone who speaks one language? An American.

    What about quarter-lingual

    I'm murikan and I can curse a lot in another language

    so that has to count for something

    Em fucked up the joke. Trilingual is supposed to be polyglot
    #FreeThan
    #FreeScheck
    #FreeSKFM
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    @hakkekage
    I apologize for my earlier foot-in-mouth issue as you know it is a thing I have a tendency to do and when it genuinely hurts someone I feel horrible. I am working on the problem and will be more mindful! <3 uniboob

    And now for your regularly scheduled inappropriate and awkward response that I and only I am permitted to make:
    my uniboob's singular big dark areola weeps a single gruesome tear of thankfulness

    i...

    this doesn't...

    i don't even...

    ...what?

    If you're going to be a part of this religion you're going to need to accept that you won't understand the mystical properties of our divine breast

    Mere laity cannot rise to the enlightened level of the institutional tit clergy

    It is known

    it's ok

    this can just be one more thing about women i don't understand
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • AntinumericAntinumeric Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    anyway your response disappoints me!

    I want to learn as many languages as I can.
    Me too, just a shame the langugage teaching methods in this country range from abysmal to merely pants.

    In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phoney God's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    What do you call someone who speaks three languages? Tri-lingual.
    What do you call someone who speaks two languages? Bi-lingual.
    What do you call someone who speaks one language? An American.

    I'd hardly call what you lot speak language.

    *guffaws*

    8->

    It's more of a pidgin dialect of the Queen's English and obesity.
    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    when we're out and there's one person who doesn't speak norwegian among a bunch of us that do, it gets hard to properly switch over so the conversation rapidly switches from english to norwegian to back again which has to be kind of bewildering to them
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    good morning

    :l
  • MadCaddyMadCaddy Riksadvokate Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    since the foreigners often speak some norwegian

    and anyway care has to be taken to speak about someone when they're around even if they don't know the language at all
    MadCaddy wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    madcaddy what is your profession

    A caddy, but I get really mad, duh. ;) I'm a punter/speculator primarily, aspiring gamer.

    okay then I don't know anything at all about jobs here that could help you.

    Oh I appreciate the thought. If my girlfriend gets her way and we can make a trip out that way,I'll have to shoot you a pm about the must see stuff. The big things for me is just where the money's at, what's fun t do/good to eat, and where I can go to be with good honest friendly people just trying to have a good time. We love beer garden style stuff and just relaxed atmospheres.

    Business wise, tax stuff and where gambling is (which I've heard isn't a strong point, but that's to be expected wit h some aspect s of the culture, right?)
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    hello
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    So when are Google's spank bank spectacles supposed to come out anyway?
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    I went to my Uncle's again today to drop off my car in the never ending of saga of "Make Hakks' car pass fucking inspection"

    I forgot that he had this mug
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    *nod* sounds about right
  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    Quadrilingual for four, god, do any of you speak Latin?
    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • AntinumericAntinumeric Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    when we're out and there's one person who doesn't speak norwegian among a bunch of us that do, it gets hard to properly switch over so the conversation rapidly switches from english to norwegian to back again which has to be kind of bewildering to them
    Being in a room with a bunch of people who both spoke english and a language I didn't know was one of the most isolating things whenever they spoke the other language.
    In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phoney God's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
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