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Sir Landshark · May 2013

I SEE WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO DO CHANUS AND YOU WILL GET NO AWESOMES FROM ME GOOD SIR

Shivahn · May 2013

Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »

Mortious wrote: »

Shivahn wrote: »

visiblehowl wrote: »

Shivahn wrote: »

Chanus wrote: »

Evil Multifarious wrote: »

Just to be clear

Arch is a biologist

A sexy biologist

You know that's redundant, right?

Ah, good, so now I know how to answer when people ask me if my sister is hot.

Yeah biologists are hotties. True facts.

Bias detected.

Alt. answer: Techies are cool.

Alt answer: people really knowledgable about anything are cool.

Or hot, depending on your view.

Mortious · May 2013

Arch wrote: »

Also I'm fairly certain thoroughbreds are weaker due to inbreeding depression, and this is like the opposite of natural selection, so again you can't really say "Darwinism" here

But I also don't know a lot about horses

And also I hate horses

I saw a horse try to eat a puppy once.

Arch · May 2013

Hey I was right!

The inbreeding depression is a reduction of mean phenotypic values in animals that are inbred. We report here the existence of significant inbreeding depression for body measurements in SPB horses, which affects both performance and the EBVs ranking order.

Maybe...

Thus, no overall large effects of inbreeding, microsatellite heterozygosity, and mean d2 on morphological traits were observed in the Lipizzan horse.

@Madcaddy

Shivahn · May 2013

simonwolf wrote: »

I think I only have two classes today

Should I bring my lappy and spend my free time (after Japanese revision, of course) writing up these dumb ol' logs for my super boring Cathar game

or should I sit, quietly, staring out the window

mulling on half-formed thoughts of where my life went so wrong

: (

Arch · May 2013

Okay now I really have to start my PCR. Im gonna be here for like nine hours afterward so yayyy I can talk more about evolution if you want madcaddy

Mortious · May 2013

simonwolf wrote: »

I think I only have two classes today

Should I bring my lappy and spend my free time (after Japanese revision, of course) writing up these dumb ol' logs for my super boring Cathar game

or should I sit, quietly, staring out the window

mulling on half-formed thoughts of where my life went so wrong

Take your laptop, then decide when you get there.

Maybe do both.

Quid · May 2013

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75nBenOWul0

These puppets speak truth.

Irond Will · May 2013

Arch wrote: »

Also I'm fairly certain thoroughbreds are weaker due to inbreeding depression, and this is like the opposite of natural selection, so again you can't really say "Darwinism" here

But I also don't know a lot about horses

And also I hate horses

we might not agree on everything arch

but we definitely agree on this

TehSloth · May 2013

My sister its visiting and wanted me to pick up chills for donner on my way hone from work.

Sitting in the curbside pick up spot blasting the chronic.

I don't think it gets more suburban than this.

ronya · May 2013

Arch wrote: »

I literally don't know what these mean, or what you are trying to say.

:rotate:

e:

ronya wrote: »

in a pattern that (I am sorry to say) seems common when you talk about economics, I have no clue what you are trying to say. You hedge in a way that removes all meaning.

Cinders · May 2013

Alight, when you're manufacturing a good, you have to allocate the costs that arise from production to the good. You can either do this individually per job, or you apply the costs to the product progressively as you make the thing. These two methods are job costing, and process costing respectively. You normally use job costing if you are producing very identifiable items like a house, or process costing if you are producing a whole bunch of identical units. The big difference between the two is that under job costing you are going to be noting the entire cost per job, while under process costing you are looking at the average production cost of all units produced.

And then weird accounting voodoo happens.

skippydumptruck · May 2013

IcyLiquid wrote: »

Geth open this thread

Let's all pour one out for @Irond Will's youth

@icyliquid yessssss

*holds hands

drives over cliff*

TTODewback · May 2013

Speaking of inbreds.
THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!!!
Herp derp herp derp
*goat scream*

Zephiran · May 2013

Is this still King of the Hill [Chat]? Because:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ELHiIqxRis

HELP ME I'M OLD AND CONFUSED NYEEEEHHH

Ravenhpltc24 · May 2013

So a friend of the family, my age, got pregnant at 17 and had her baby at 18. Everyone was like "urrrrr...." sort of wanting her to abort it or put it up for adoption as she never finished high school, but she didn't. Now that kid is almost 5, she makes stable money being a nanny and she has a boyfriend with a steady income as well. Her kid is absolutely my favorite little child I have ever known. Like, I really don't like little kids. They are generally annoying and awful. But this kid, this kid is the exception. I'm so glad she kept him and I love playing with him in the summer.

Edit: She just put up a video on Facebook of him explaining exactly how Transformers work, and it reminded me of how much I love him. I really hope I get to see him soon!

MadCaddy · May 2013

Arch wrote: »

MadCaddy wrote: »

I am not against the mixing of races, and believe that broadening species exposure in blood STRENGTHENS species, and primes them for adaptation/evolution. It's widely known that thoroughbreds today are weaker because of the specified breeding to the original three, but they still have traits in certain lineages, but this is completely off the topic I thought we were talking about, and I'm just flabbergasted.

Let me state again, I am in no way a supremacist of any sort, and encourage people to mate with whoever/whatever they want, and I was speaking about meme theory alone, and had a fuck up with my phrasing due to me multi tasking.

The fact that people would seriously be thinking Id be espousing hate vitriol is just about the most unnerving thing I've ever heard. Please make beautiful babies with whoever you love, and look beyond class as surfaces can be deceiving,

For the record, I don't think you were being hateful.

Just incorrectly using evolutionary theory and applying it badly to societal problems.

Which I guess for me is a little offensive, but I didn't think you were Hitler or anything.

My original statements weren't meant to be hypothesis or anything, one of which was a joke of sorts, and the other was me making sure people weren't going to be making the comparison that your links about bloodlines made me equivocate. I'm not I'm a spot to really be able to have the conversation you'd like about Dawkins and meme theory ATM (I'm doing some handicapping work now, which was why I had the fuck up about bloodlines. Btw, Arch is the name of a grad AAA turf sire

) but I'd be more than happy to a little later, after I can touch up and read a bit... Just two questions:

What are we trying to prove/disprove?

And why?

Anyway, much respect and I gotta read some of that stuff you linked a bit better, I was just horrified when I saw the militant angle being put on me, ad saw the bloodline stuff and suddenly started worrying I was being considered a nazi or somethIng.. Which is so against everything I stand for. Nazi Punks Fuck Off Erase Racism, etc.

Chanus · May 2013

Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »

So a friend of the family, my age, got pregnant at 17 and had her baby at 18. Everyone was like "urrrrr...." sort of wanting her to abort it or put it up for adoption as she never finished high school, but she didn't. Now that kid is almost 5, she makes stable money being a nanny and she has a boyfriend with a steady income as well. Her kid is absolutely my favorite little child I have ever known. Like, I really don't like little kids. They are generally annoying and awful. But this kid, this kid is the exception. I'm so glad she kept him and I love playing with him in the summer.

Exception that proves the rule.

Abort all the things

Caveman Paws · May 2013

Quid wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75nBenOWul0

These puppets speak truth.

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Chanus · May 2013

Hehe.

Nazis are so against everything I stand for :P

Sir Landshark · May 2013

MadCaddy wrote: »

Arch wrote: »

MadCaddy wrote: »

I am not against the mixing of races, and believe that broadening species exposure in blood STRENGTHENS species, and primes them for adaptation/evolution. It's widely known that thoroughbreds today are weaker because of the specified breeding to the original three, but they still have traits in certain lineages, but this is completely off the topic I thought we were talking about, and I'm just flabbergasted.

Let me state again, I am in no way a supremacist of any sort, and encourage people to mate with whoever/whatever they want, and I was speaking about meme theory alone, and had a fuck up with my phrasing due to me multi tasking.

The fact that people would seriously be thinking Id be espousing hate vitriol is just about the most unnerving thing I've ever heard. Please make beautiful babies with whoever you love, and look beyond class as surfaces can be deceiving,

For the record, I don't think you were being hateful.

Just incorrectly using evolutionary theory and applying it badly to societal problems.

Which I guess for me is a little offensive, but I didn't think you were Hitler or anything.

My original statements weren't meant to be hypothesis or anything, one of which was a joke of sorts, and the other was me making sure people weren't going to be making the comparison that your links about bloodlines made me equivocate. I'm not I'm a spot to really be able to have the conversation you'd like about Dawkins and meme theory ATM (I'm doing some handicapping work now, which was why I had the fuck up about bloodlines. Btw, Arch is the name of a grad AAA turf sire ) but I'd be more than happy to a little later, after I can touch up and read a bit... Just two questions:

What are we trying to prove/disprove?

And why?

Anyway, much respect and I gotta read some of that stuff you linked a bit better, I was just horrified when I saw the militant angle being put on me, ad saw the bloodline stuff and suddenly started worrying I was being considered a nazi or somethIng.. Which is so against everything I stand for. Nazi Punks Fuck Off Erase Racism, etc.

well ok lets slow down here

i mean

say what you will about the tenants of National Socialism dude

but at least it's an ethos

Cinders · May 2013

Chanus wrote: »

Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »

So a friend of the family, my age, got pregnant at 17 and had her baby at 18. Everyone was like "urrrrr...." sort of wanting her to abort it or put it up for adoption as she never finished high school, but she didn't. Now that kid is almost 5, she makes stable money being a nanny and she has a boyfriend with a steady income as well. Her kid is absolutely my favorite little child I have ever known. Like, I really don't like little kids. They are generally annoying and awful. But this kid, this kid is the exception. I'm so glad she kept him and I love playing with him in the summer.

Exception that proves the rule.

Abort all the things

My thoughts on children have gotten weird recently.

Arch · May 2013

I am not actually sure what we are trying to prove/disprove, @Madcaddy

The why seems irrelevant

I get that you were making a joke, which is why my initial response was jocular

Don't mess with Chucky D on my watch, bro

bro

brooooo

Mortious · May 2013

Chanus wrote: »

Hehe.

Nazis are so against everything I stand for :P

I'm not sure I stand for anything really.

And, to be honest, standing is just too much effort.

Shivahn · May 2013

Cinders wrote: »

Chanus wrote: »

Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »

So a friend of the family, my age, got pregnant at 17 and had her baby at 18. Everyone was like "urrrrr...." sort of wanting her to abort it or put it up for adoption as she never finished high school, but she didn't. Now that kid is almost 5, she makes stable money being a nanny and she has a boyfriend with a steady income as well. Her kid is absolutely my favorite little child I have ever known. Like, I really don't like little kids. They are generally annoying and awful. But this kid, this kid is the exception. I'm so glad she kept him and I love playing with him in the summer.

Exception that proves the rule.

Abort all the things

My thoughts on children have gotten weird recently.

Like what?

Mim · May 2013

Cinders wrote: »

Chanus wrote: »

Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »

So a friend of the family, my age, got pregnant at 17 and had her baby at 18. Everyone was like "urrrrr...." sort of wanting her to abort it or put it up for adoption as she never finished high school, but she didn't. Now that kid is almost 5, she makes stable money being a nanny and she has a boyfriend with a steady income as well. Her kid is absolutely my favorite little child I have ever known. Like, I really don't like little kids. They are generally annoying and awful. But this kid, this kid is the exception. I'm so glad she kept him and I love playing with him in the summer.

Exception that proves the rule.

Abort all the things

My thoughts on children have gotten weird recently.

Tell us your thoughts, Cinders

Caveman Paws · May 2013

Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »

So a friend of the family, my age, got pregnant at 17 and had her baby at 18. Everyone was like "urrrrr...." sort of wanting her to abort it or put it up for adoption as she never finished high school, but she didn't. Now that kid is almost 5, she makes stable money being a nanny and she has a boyfriend with a steady income as well. Her kid is absolutely my favorite little child I have ever known. Like, I really don't like little kids. They are generally annoying and awful. But this kid, this kid is the exception. I'm so glad she kept him and I love playing with him in the summer.

What happens when he gets arrested for selling drugs to school kids ten years from now and gets shot by a cop?

That is the only future for kids having kids! It says so on my TeeVee!

MadCaddy · May 2013

ronya wrote: »

Arch wrote: »

I literally don't know what these mean, or what you are trying to say.

:rotate:

e:

ronya wrote: »

in a pattern that (I am sorry to say) seems common when you talk about economics, I have no clue what you are trying to say. You hedge in a way that removes all meaning.

Hey, I'm sorry that I don't write my best on the forum I peruse in my leisure time.. I can see why you'd expect better, and it's just simply unacceptable! Clearly you're owed better, if your government has taught me anything.

Mortious · May 2013

Shivahn wrote: »

Cinders wrote: »

Chanus wrote: »

Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »

So a friend of the family, my age, got pregnant at 17 and had her baby at 18. Everyone was like "urrrrr...." sort of wanting her to abort it or put it up for adoption as she never finished high school, but she didn't. Now that kid is almost 5, she makes stable money being a nanny and she has a boyfriend with a steady income as well. Her kid is absolutely my favorite little child I have ever known. Like, I really don't like little kids. They are generally annoying and awful. But this kid, this kid is the exception. I'm so glad she kept him and I love playing with him in the summer.

Exception that proves the rule.

Abort all the things

My thoughts on children have gotten weird recently.

Like what?

Chanus wrote: »

Cinders wrote:

Chanus wrote:

My sister teaches high school English and her students are currently reading A Modest Proposal.

They made this for her

MadCaddy · May 2013

Like @ronya what is your issue with me now as well?

Guys, i didn't realize PA stood for passive aggressive. I thought we were supposed to be helping better one another. If you guys are all having vendettas against me and shit, that's cool, just tell me and I'll leave your sandbox.

ronya · May 2013

madcaddy

I've noticed that you have a penchant for sources that word-salad quite a bit, from the last economics text you linked at me

let me say that there is a level of argument at which "have you tried.... evolutionary game theory?" doesn't fly. this is the dividing line that separate popsci from actualsci, if you will.

Chanus · May 2013

FUCK YOU PAWS

FUCK YOU

E: CINDERS

ronya · May 2013

MadCaddy wrote: »

Like @ronya what is your issue with me now as well?

Guys, i didn't realize PA stood for passive aggressive. I thought we were supposed to be helping better one another. If you guys are all having vendettas against me and shit, that's cool, just tell me and I'll leave your sandbox.

no, I'm just amused by you getting two "I have no clue what you are saying" in quick succession

visiblehowl · May 2013

Is Homestuck over yet?

Ravenhpltc24 · May 2013

Hahahahaha, related to the topic of children:

http://i.imgur.com/chUoR3S.gif

Cinders · May 2013

Oh ho ho ho

Mortious · May 2013

MadCaddy wrote: »

Like ronya what is your issue with me now as well?

Guys, i didn't realize PA stood for passive aggressive. I thought we were supposed to be helping better one another. If you guys are all having vendettas against me and shit, that's cool, just tell me and I'll leave your sandbox.

Just an aside, and other are free to correct me on this, but I think this is an issue with a text-based medium.

I don't think they're coming off as passive aggressive at all. Everybody here is usually very friendly and open and all those good things.

Caveman Paws · May 2013

So I now own khaki pants and a v neck t-shirt.

Am I hipstering correctly yet?

Chanus · May 2013

Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »

Hahahahaha, related to the topic of children:

http://i.imgur.com/chUoR3S.gif

Natural Selection am i rite

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot · May 2013

DasUberEdward wrote: »

@Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »

I need more good natured acknowledgements that I can give to my direct supervisor over Skype

I've exhausted "Okay, thanks!" "Great!" "Sounds good!" and "No problem!"

help

@Dread Pirate Arbuthnot have you tried

"Yeah."
"Alright."
"Ok."
"Yeh."
"Hmm."
"Right."

@DasUberEdward this is just rammus's quote set

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