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"Falcon! That's my water fountain!"
The problem I have with you is that you inject a lot of things that aren't said into people's responses, and then act offended by the things that nobody said.
You also come off more than a little dismissive, condescending, and frankly prickish for really no good reason.
Also, if you are going to have a discussion in chat, otehr people may well join in.
that's sort of the entire point of the thread.
That is the cruelest thing a mother has ever said!
It's like a quote from Lucille Bluth.
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=R2wAJkqEZa8
I was kinda annoyed by how the Cap movie pretended that the US Army wasn't still segregated during World War 2.
Acknowledging our own country's shortcomings would've cutdown on the jingoism a bit, and if Cap was against it then it would've helped establish him as an example of what America should be rather than an insipid attempt to show how great we already were and are.
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
People here are generally easy going and sensible, though things can get heated on occasion.
But I try not to assume someone is attacking me if they say something here. Leave that bloodknives for the topical threads.
See? This is simply a statement of facts by a person whose face is made of fart.
That sentence is redundant.
God, can't you do anything right?
http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/user/Mort-ZA/
@MortNZ
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
Heh, heh, heh.
I will cut you
She was like "WHAT IS WITH THAT SHELF? YOU'VE ONLY BEEN HOME FROM BOOT CAMP FOR A MONTH!" then she said I looked like a sausage and my pants looked like they were too tight on me (THEY'RE NOT) and my dad goes "It's the casing"
I don't have any cadio I can do with my legs still fucked up though! So all I got is pilates, yoga and punching my ball.
Like a fart face cuts cheese.
Current Playthroughs: Neverwinter Closed Beta|Let's Build! Sim City
Bring it!
http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/user/Mort-ZA/
@MortNZ
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
Did somebody say something about farts and faces!
Your legs are fucked up Mim?
Your Mom's just being a Mom. I'm sure you look like a very elegant sausage, Mim.
http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/user/Mort-ZA/
@MortNZ
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
Misogyny: good, bad, or to be determined by the husband?
I recommend punching the balls, to practice for when Sarksus inevitably disappoints you in some fashion.
(oh god, it's so weird to say that now that another forumer knows what I'm like right before and during sex)
Bad. I hate men who treat women like doormats and I hate women who are doormats. Gender equality damnit!
good to know
Cheating on Sarksus isn't nice.
WHY DID I WATCH THAT?
AND WHY DID I REPOST IT?
NOT ENOUGH BLEACH IN THE WORLD!
Current Playthroughs: Neverwinter Closed Beta|Let's Build! Sim City
That's not a knife
http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/user/Mort-ZA/
@MortNZ
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
I would say this is accurate for chat specifically.
FML
http://imgur.com/8rlykIZ.jpg
I bet the inevitable disappointment has come and gone, possibly in the form of sexual disappointment.
Though, if Mim really is like that video describes before sex, I dunno if I can blame Sarksus...
If a girl wants to go somewhere specific for a date, she should treat her boyfriend to it instead of assuming the guy will pick up the bill on dates.
If a girl wants to go somewhere specific for a date, she should treat her boyfriend to it instead of assuming the guy will pick up the bill on dates.
Also, I am totally less fat than I used to be. It feels nice.
Yeah, from the running in boot camp. I can't walk long distances without taking breaks and my left foot is messed up on the bottom. I'm seeing a doctor about it on the 21st to find out what's up with them and how to fix them. So I need to come up with a cardio work out that doesn't involve jumping, running, walking...or swimming. I wish I could swim though because I love swimming but there are no pools near me!
That's a nice looking dress.
Dye your hair red.
http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/user/Mort-ZA/
@MortNZ
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
Bicycle exercises while on your back? Not the best in the world but in a pinch it should help.
Current Playthroughs: Neverwinter Closed Beta|Let's Build! Sim City
I'm going to be frank for a moment here, bear with me:
Your beautiful.
Knock em dead Raven.