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I said never to call me on my home phone! The house might be listening. You know, the house. When it gets upset it burns the toast and sighs discontentedly about the squandering of its potential trapped inside the immaculate gilded cage of its own walls and starts giving really unsatisfying handjobs.
But, like, I've had a lot of conversations about members of gay relationships, and I don't know if this has ever actually been a thing.
Click here for a horrible H/A thread with details.
My sister's first reaction is, "We have to bury it."
"Fine."
"You have to do it."
"What? Why?"
"Because I can't. Don't be weird, just do it."
So it turns out I don't actually know how to Dig A Hole. Like, I presumed that I should jam the shovel as hard as possible into the packed dirt to break it up, then tilt the shovel like a wedge to get it loose. My sister and dad are watching the whole time. When I think it's big enough, I take the cat out of the bag I'd put it in... and the hole's too small. Take the cat out, set it aside, make the hole longer and deeper. My sister's other hojillion cats keep walking up in the meantime. Finally get the hole big enough, dump the cat in there, then cover it up and pat down the dirt.
There's gotta be a better way to do that. My initial thought was to leave it in the trash bag and put it in the dumpster... but I don't think cat goes in dumpster. My sister would have protested, in any case. Could alternatively have left it somewhere far away from the house (with or without bag) so as not to stink up the place, but the HOA would probably have complained.
Damn animals.
NEITHER DO I ahahahahh hohohoho heeheheeeeheheheeeheheh ahhhhhhhhhh god kill me now
You're welcome doll, now let's see those nips in action, and don't forget the confectioner's sugar
I hope it doesn't crush my spirit. Or my dad's ancient oven doesn't crush my body, with burning fire, figuratively speaking.
Also Raven we now have 2 scrabble games going at the same time and I blame you for it!
Twice the opportunity for Narwhalian victory! Or terrible defeat!
Viking. Cat. Funeral.
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Sarksus-kun. When did you give up.
i'm gonna need you to take a few steps back and orient yourself at about a 3/4 profile to me
these things uh... they don't take prisoners
Hopefully no animal digs that cat up.
We do live behind a canal...
cause it's blowjobs
those are the only good jobs
do you understand
do you get it
Shit closes on Sunday, otherwise I would get fast food.
I don't think they will. I mean, there's not much more than 6-7 inches of dirt between it and daylight, but the only beasts around here are other cats.
Also why'd you guys do a container? I thought the whole point was to let the worms get at the corpse ...?
What the eff, do you really have the Sunday is the Day of the Lord and All Useful Establishments Will Cease Commercial Activity in Observance of His Divine Weekly Birthday
I leaned down, and he gave me a big smile
Then as I was giving him a kiss on the forehead, he balled one of his hands into a tiny fist and punched me in the jaw
He knew what he was doing
a) smells
b) 6-7 inches is nothing
c) you will be seeing a lot more than cats being drawn to a)
Like at 9 everything except gas stations and supermarkets close. I think McDonald's is open but I didn't want to drive that far. My dad lives in a fast food wasteland.
The one you started is an illegitimate bastard Scrabble game. Kill it.
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Um
produce...and...actual food...available here...y u digornio
y sarks
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Bury him.
Oh very well.
tomorrow, i will get up early, i will do a workout routine and I will work on my card game.
OR ELSE.
Like CCGs? Check my CCG's Thread in CF and help me playtest it!
Do ittttttt
Good night 21st!
i tooled around with spiral knights last night
it's pretty low slung and also you level up
it's probably one of those things that eventually ratchets up into a full-time job tho
Bacon cheddar biscuits
Grilled cheese sandwiches on whole grain bread with ham and tomato
Bacon and mushroom pasta
Chocolate cupcakes
Cranberry orange muffins
I'm especially happy with the baked goods
As I said, it is against the laws of physics to properly cook in my dad's kitchen.
Did you consider eating slow food?