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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    surely you could just

    shoot that guy in the head

    where there are no babies

    making him fall and kill several of them.

    Well if you want to be technical about it, that guy is carrying several stone's worth of babies

    so I doubt he would be doing much anyway

    on the other hand, if you grabbed him my the scruff of his neck, shot him in the head and lowered him to ground, that would work

    so he's hardly captain indestructible-by-way-of-moral-exploitation
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  • Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Also comic book writers who are all "haha look at me I'm so clever my villain easily pokes holes in your superheroic ideals and methods" should all stop writing effective immediately

    protip: when you do this, writers, you are not actually being very clever at all

    You are in fact being cheap and lazy

    It can be done, but it can backfire if they do it stupidly.
  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Puts his name on his helicoptor.. ..so everyone knows it's his.Registered User regular
    He also has a gun to a lady's head, so I doubt you'd be able to get close.

    Plus you don't want to fire a gun that close to a bunch of babies if you can help it.
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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    babies aren't made of stone, solar, we have discussed this.
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  • WeaverWeaver Cap'n NEW CRUNCH CITYRegistered User regular
    no baby is gonna die if that guy falls over

    those things go flying down staircases all the time from the moment they start crawling and turn out just fine
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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    babies aren't made of stone, solar, we have discussed this.

    No! They are! I refuse to believe your lies!
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  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    He should have picked some cuter babies. I'm not sure I'd care too much about those ugly ones.
  • AngryAngry Registered User regular
    Weaver, did someone throw you down a staircase?
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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Puts his name on his helicoptor.. ..so everyone knows it's his.Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    no baby is gonna die if that guy falls over

    those things go flying down staircases all the time from the moment they start crawling and turn out just fine

    You're never allowed to babysit at my place. Just a FYI.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    also yeah babies are tougher than you think

    they're small and rather fragile but if you drop a baby it won't die or anything

    mostly they will be fine

    I've dropped loads of babies in my time and nine times out of ten, totally okay
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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Puts his name on his helicoptor.. ..so everyone knows it's his.Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    also yeah babies are tougher than you think

    they're small and rather fragile but if you drop a baby it won't die or anything

    mostly they will be fine

    I've dropped loads of babies in my time and nine times out of ten, totally okay

    You either.
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  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt w o r s h i p c a t g o dRegistered User regular
    i hope being strapped to that villain doesn't negatively impact these babies' psyches in their formative years
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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Puts his name on his helicoptor.. ..so everyone knows it's his.Registered User regular
    Man, EW STILL hasn't posted their Phase 3 article talking about the Ghost Rider rights. :(
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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Chareth Cutestory Lawyer of the SeaRegistered User regular
    How do you approach something like that

    Do you just not tell them when they're older?

    Or if you do, how do you put it?
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    You're a crook, Captain Hook, Judge, won't you throw the book at the pirate!
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    I was dropped as a baby and I turned ou- oh
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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Undead Scottsman wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    also yeah babies are tougher than you think

    they're small and rather fragile but if you drop a baby it won't die or anything

    mostly they will be fine

    I've dropped loads of babies in my time and nine times out of ten, totally okay

    You either.

    hey I am great with kids

    it's because they recognise one of their own
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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Puts his name on his helicoptor.. ..so everyone knows it's his.Registered User regular
    Interesting, originally this article (link) mentioned back on Thursday to "stay tuned to tomorrow for our phase 3 article," but it never came out. Then it got changed to "stay tuned to Monday" but now it's just not listed at all. I wonder what happened.
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  • -Tal-Tal Truth is elusive It's nowhere to be foundRegistered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    surely you could just

    shoot that guy in the head

    where there are no babies

    but then he falls

    and crushes some babies
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  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    Quickly someone point me to the stupidest comic panel in existence

    I need it for reasons
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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Puts his name on his helicoptor.. ..so everyone knows it's his.Registered User regular
    I was going to post Superman killing Lois in the injustice tie in, but there really isn't a good single panel that conveys the full breadth of stupidity.
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  • -Tal-Tal Truth is elusive It's nowhere to be foundRegistered User regular
    a baby falling isn't great in the first place

    a baby falling with 180 pounds of man on top of them...
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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Chareth Cutestory Lawyer of the SeaRegistered User regular
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    You're a crook, Captain Hook, Judge, won't you throw the book at the pirate!
  • WeaverWeaver Cap'n NEW CRUNCH CITYRegistered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Ok I was kinda playing a little bit silly with the baby statement but here
    When my son was two he climbed over the baby gate at the top of the stairs, went all the way down and just had a bruised arm. Seriously, babies are more resilient than people think. Yes, still be very careful when dealing with kids and don't use that as an excuse to be unobservant, but dangers tend to be more shaking-type rapid movements or poisoning due to their smaller size. Oops, your baby rolled off the couch? You shouldn't need to be having a panic attack.
    Weaver on
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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Puts his name on his helicoptor.. ..so everyone knows it's his.Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    That works.

    "Why doesn't Batman just kill the Joker"

    "Because Superman beat him to it!"
    Undead Scottsman on
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  • WheatBun01WheatBun01 Registered User regular
    Last page.
  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    WheatBun01 wrote: »
    Last page.
    I said worst, not best
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  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Bluedude152 wrote: »
    Quickly someone point me to the stupidest comic panel in existence

    I need it for reasons

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Puts his name on his helicoptor.. ..so everyone knows it's his.Registered User regular
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  • WheatBun01WheatBun01 Registered User regular
    Would context even help with that image.
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    hey tarot is a work of mad genius

    show some respect
    Solar on
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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing hot hot hot hot stayin' alive stayin' aliveRegistered User regular
    edited May 2013
    You know who Killian reminded me of?

    Blight.
    TrippyJing on
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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Puts his name on his helicoptor.. ..so everyone knows it's his.Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Here's another stupid comic panel (NSFW: Gore)
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    Don't talk with your mouth full, Blob.
    Undead Scottsman on
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  • GoatmonGoatmon RAWR RAWR RAWRRegistered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Yeah, infants and toddlers are surprisingly tough. There's a reason our species has a 9 month gestation period. They can take all kinds of bumps and falls and walk away just fine.
    Goatmon on
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  • Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Theodore Floosevelt wrote: »
    i hope being strapped to that villain doesn't negatively impact these babies' psyches in their formative years

    Too late. One already looks like a baby super-villain.
    Maximum wrote: »
    Bluedude152 wrote: »
    Quickly someone point me to the stupidest comic panel in existence

    I need it for reasons

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    He said stupidest not the best.
    WheatBun01 wrote: »
    Would context even help with that image.

    I'm guessing no.
  • WheatBun01WheatBun01 Registered User regular
    That Gory one is just.. blech.

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    Ok I was kinda playing a little bit silly with the baby statement but here
    When my son was two he climbed over the baby gate at the top of the stairs, went all the way down and just had a bruised arm. Seriously, babies are more resilient than people think. Yes, still be very careful when dealing with kids and don't use that as an excuse to be unobservant, but dangers tend to be more shaking-type rapid movements or poisoning due to their smaller size. Oops, your baby rolled off the couch? You shouldn't need to be having a panic attack.

    two year olds have fully formed skulls, those are all 6 months or less, easy. With 200 pounds of dead weight falling on top of them they would goosh their brains out of their heads.
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  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    I think the cat signifies heroin, or "china cat" because DC can't say heroin? Or maybe it was just a dead cat? I have no fucking clue but it hurt me real bad.
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus The machine is broken. The universe is broken.Registered User regular
    Bluedude152 wrote: »
    Quickly someone point me to the stupidest comic panel in existence

    I need it for reasons

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    facebook/google+/twitter/tumblr
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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Chareth Cutestory Lawyer of the SeaRegistered User regular
    I can't believe we're discussing the dynamics of baby crushing
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    You're a crook, Captain Hook, Judge, won't you throw the book at the pirate!
  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    Man I was hoping some of these would be amusing

    This is just depressing as fuck
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