Neutral [chat] Hotel

Abdhyius

Mim wrote: »

Sarksus wrote: »

Mim is a lesbian, it's true

You wish

Nah Skippy, I just didn't want to have the uncomfortable talk with them about why I'm watching the show.

and so another bit of male privilege is revealed.

Tamin

Sarksus wrote: »

I still can't log into my account for Neverwinter. This is the closest I've come to getting mad at video games. As it stands I merely wish their offices would be filled with an enormous concentrated fart.

...paging dr. cass?

skippydumptruck

Chanus wrote: »

I am apathetic about Deadpool... which I believe is a comic book thing of some sort.

he had his own comic for a while which was p good

one issue has a tiny rhino and he puts him in a gerbil ball

Podly

i always knew #mimisalesbian

Mim

Tamin wrote: »

Mim wrote: »

Tamin wrote: »

Mim wrote: »

WHAT IS THIS CHARACTER'S PROBLEM

given I have no idea what show you're watching, I can only assume they aren't getting enough d and/or v

I'm watching the L Word and

(I GUESS I'M GOING TO SPOILER THIS)

Jenny is being controlling about who Tim is seeing all because he doesn't want her anymore because he caught her fucking Marina and also found out she lied about that being the only time

ah, so the problem was

one character was getting too much v and the other character didn't like it. Also some lies.

... which character's behavior are you having issue with, again?

Jenny. She kept fucking Marina and fucking Tim and she kept telling Tim she was over Marina while running back to Marina. Now that Tim no longer wants Jenny, Jenny is all "NO TIM IT MUST BE YOU" but she is still chasing Marina!!

Gooey wrote: »

Sarksus wrote: »

Mim is a lesbian, it's true

really?

For the love of god man, I have a boyfriend.

Abdhyius wrote: »

mim went to boot camp of course she's a lesbian

God, boot camp practically cured me of any sexual questoning I had.

Then I came home and now I'm cured of the scarring from boot camp.

Ludious

chanus you are apathetic about everything

you are just atypical all around

japan

I am vaguely amused by the fact that Mim didn't want to watch The L Word in case her parents thought she was a lesbian, and the fact that she wanted to avoid that conversation has led half of chat to think she is a lesbian.

Gooey

Donkey Kong wrote: »

Out of order instruction execution is about where I decided that modern microprocessors were witchcraft and I was just going to leave more room in my head for other things.

Like, they are executing your vidja game and they're like, oh shit, this instruction is gonna take 8 cycles to complete and the next instruction checks if that answer is greater than 25, then does different things depending. I'm gonna have to sit here, dick in hand waiting for this to finish!

You know what, fuck waiting, I bet it's greater than 25, it usually is. AND THEN THE PROCESSOR JUST GUESSES AND KEEPS GOING. If it's right, your program runs a bunch faster. If it's wrong, it has to like, throw out a bit of work and go back but you're no worse off than you were waiting. That this functions in hardware, in reality, on arbitrary code blows my mind.

so what

i guess at things all the time

Tamin

Gotcha, Mim.

Chanus

skippydumptruck wrote: »

Chanus wrote: »

I am apathetic about Deadpool... which I believe is a comic book thing of some sort.

he had his own comic for a while which was p good

one issue has a tiny rhino and he puts him in a gerbil ball

Well, that just sounds adorable.

Ludious

wait mim, you have a boyfriend? Thought you were going to play the field, not get tied down to any specific D

you get out of Basic and land on the first warm pulsating love pole you find?

I am ashamed of you

Chanus

Ludious wrote: »

chanus you are apathetic about everything

you are just atypical all around

Meh.

Donkey Kong

japan wrote: »

I am vaguely amused by the fact that Mim didn't want to watch The L Word in case her parents thought she was a lesbian, and the fact that she wanted to avoid that conversation has led half of chat to think she is a lesbian.

And that half of us remember this conversation from yesterday and are quietly pushing the pro lesbian hints.

Mim

japan wrote: »

I am vaguely amused by the fact that Mim didn't want to watch The L Word in case her parents thought she was a lesbian, and the fact that she wanted to avoid that conversation has led half of chat to think she is a lesbian.

When I told them I had a boyfriend they were like ".......WAIT WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN"

Elendil

i tried to be apathetic

but i didn't earn my A

Abdhyius

I say belgian as a shorthand for franco-belgian comics 21st

like, that whole thing

is the best.

Abdhyius

except for calvin and hobbes, which just is the best.

Mim

Ludious wrote: »

wait mim, you have a boyfriend? Thought you were going to play the field, not get tied down to any specific D

you get out of Basic and land on the first warm pulsating love pole you find?

I am ashamed of you

Hey, I didn't land on the love pole, the love pole landed on me

japan

Gooey wrote: »

Donkey Kong wrote: »

Out of order instruction execution is about where I decided that modern microprocessors were witchcraft and I was just going to leave more room in my head for other things.

Like, they are executing your vidja game and they're like, oh shit, this instruction is gonna take 8 cycles to complete and the next instruction checks if that answer is greater than 25, then does different things depending. I'm gonna have to sit here, dick in hand waiting for this to finish!

You know what, fuck waiting, I bet it's greater than 25, it usually is. AND THEN THE PROCESSOR JUST GUESSES AND KEEPS GOING. If it's right, your program runs a bunch faster. If it's wrong, it has to like, throw out a bit of work and go back but you're no worse off than you were waiting. That this functions in hardware, in reality, on arbitrary code blows my mind.

so what

i guess at things all the time

The code is like, thinking about itself, man.

Hamurabi

Hamurabi wrote: »

y2jake215 wrote: »

#freeballin

Next week on Free Balin...

Balin joins a dwarf supremacist gang, And Hijinks Ensue™.

Mim

Like, repeatedly.

:winky:

skippydumptruck

Chanus wrote: »

Ludious wrote: »

chanus you are apathetic about everything

you are just atypical all around

Meh.

chanus

ilu

Shivahn

Boot camp seems like a suspicious place to be, er, 'cured' of any sexual questioning.

Like I'm not saying you should like women, but maybe "we are forced to shower together and all in the navy boot camp" is not exactly the kind of thing that'd lead anyone to becoming gay.

Sarksus

I'm going to register one more account. If this one doesnt work I will be mad.

Feral

http://www.youtube.com/v=tOmKGjy-Ct0#!

oh fuck

Sir Landshark

chances are mims parents already know she's gay and are just waiting for a nice opportunity to bring it up like her watching the L word so everyone can clear the air and move on with their lives

Donkey Kong

Gooey wrote: »

Donkey Kong wrote: »

Out of order instruction execution is about where I decided that modern microprocessors were witchcraft and I was just going to leave more room in my head for other things.

Like, they are executing your vidja game and they're like, oh shit, this instruction is gonna take 8 cycles to complete and the next instruction checks if that answer is greater than 25, then does different things depending. I'm gonna have to sit here, dick in hand waiting for this to finish!

You know what, fuck waiting, I bet it's greater than 25, it usually is. AND THEN THE PROCESSOR JUST GUESSES AND KEEPS GOING. If it's right, your program runs a bunch faster. If it's wrong, it has to like, throw out a bit of work and go back but you're no worse off than you were waiting. That this functions in hardware, in reality, on arbitrary code blows my mind.

so what

i guess at things all the time

Gooey we have been over this. No matter how many batteries you eat, this does not make you a robot.

Cinders

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aivl8Qdr8Sg

Sarksus

Mad in capital letters

Shivahn

Sarksus wrote: »

I'm going to register one more account. If this one doesnt work I will be mad.

Someone took Shivahn and I have to find and murder them.

Mim

Shivahn wrote: »

Boot camp seems like a suspicious place to be, er, 'cured' of any sexual questioning.

Like I'm not saying you should like women, but maybe "we are forced to shower together and all in the navy boot camp" is not exactly the kind of thing that'd lead anyone to becoming gay.

Girls are nasty on their own.

Worse when there is a group of them.

I actually encouraged my RPOC to leave the athlete foot peelings she pulled off her foot on our chief's desc after taps.

so we're nasty AND vindictive.

Elendil

i feel the time is right for this

guys

i'm straight

Abdhyius

Mim wrote: »

Tamin wrote: »

Mim wrote: »

Tamin wrote: »

Mim wrote: »

WHAT IS THIS CHARACTER'S PROBLEM

given I have no idea what show you're watching, I can only assume they aren't getting enough d and/or v

I'm watching the L Word and

(I GUESS I'M GOING TO SPOILER THIS)

Jenny is being controlling about who Tim is seeing all because he doesn't want her anymore because he caught her fucking Marina and also found out she lied about that being the only time

ah, so the problem was

one character was getting too much v and the other character didn't like it. Also some lies.

... which character's behavior are you having issue with, again?

Jenny. She kept fucking Marina and fucking Tim and she kept telling Tim she was over Marina while running back to Marina. Now that Tim no longer wants Jenny, Jenny is all "NO TIM IT MUST BE YOU" but she is still chasing Marina!!

Gooey wrote: »

Sarksus wrote: »

Mim is a lesbian, it's true

really?

For the love of god man, I have a boyfriend.

Abdhyius wrote: »

mim went to boot camp of course she's a lesbian

God, boot camp practically cured me of any sexual questoning I had.

Then I came home and now I'm cured of the scarring from boot camp.

I imagine that it would.


also I am reminded of a random barracks conversation we had one time.

"how many lesbians do you think are in the army?"

"Very few. The girls here have ten men each to choose from, but only a lesbian would be in a worse position than us."

"Then why are we here?"

"Because we're stupid."

Gooey

Donkey Kong wrote: »

Gooey wrote: »

Donkey Kong wrote: »

Out of order instruction execution is about where I decided that modern microprocessors were witchcraft and I was just going to leave more room in my head for other things.

Like, they are executing your vidja game and they're like, oh shit, this instruction is gonna take 8 cycles to complete and the next instruction checks if that answer is greater than 25, then does different things depending. I'm gonna have to sit here, dick in hand waiting for this to finish!

You know what, fuck waiting, I bet it's greater than 25, it usually is. AND THEN THE PROCESSOR JUST GUESSES AND KEEPS GOING. If it's right, your program runs a bunch faster. If it's wrong, it has to like, throw out a bit of work and go back but you're no worse off than you were waiting. That this functions in hardware, in reality, on arbitrary code blows my mind.

so what

i guess at things all the time

Gooey we have been over this. No matter how many batteries you eat, this does not make you a robot.

ERROR

ERROR

DOES NOT COMPUTE

BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP

Chanus

Shivahn wrote: »

Sarksus wrote: »

I'm going to register one more account. If this one doesnt work I will be mad.

Someone took Shivahn and I have to find and murder them.

Be like the Ghostbusters cartoon and call yourself "The Real Shivahn" even though you were the second one with that name.

Ludious

PWE's account system is about as bad as it gets Sarks. my suggestion is register a new account

skippydumptruck

Sir Landshark

Elendil wrote: »

i feel the time is right for this

guys

i'm straight

are

are you sure?

Mim

Sir Landshark wrote: »

chances are mims parents already know she's gay and are just waiting for a nice opportunity to bring it up like her watching the L word so everyone can clear the air and move on with their lives

My dad actually asked if I was a lesbian and when I said "No" he said "Bisexual then?" because I want to go to a strip club.

I said no because I didn't know how to say "I...actually don't know on that one."

but I am happy with the D so far, so it's all good.

Chanus

Elendil wrote: »

i feel the time is right for this

guys

i'm straight

How can you be sure?