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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Boot camp seems like a suspicious place to be, er, 'cured' of any sexual questioning.

    Like I'm not saying you should like women, but maybe "we are forced to shower together and all in the navy boot camp" is not exactly the kind of thing that'd lead anyone to becoming gay.

    Girls are nasty on their own.

    Worse when there is a group of them.

    I actually encouraged my RPOC to leave the athlete foot peelings she pulled off her foot on our chief's desc after taps.

    so we're nasty AND vindictive.

    I have found success with girls.

    The trick is to apparently find a non-nasty one?

    I am not sure.

    ALL GIRLS ARE NASTY.

    some of us just hide it better than others.

    Well yeah

    But I have never noticed girls being nastier than boys on average.

    I have seen some stuff, man. And some things.

    One night in the RCU one girl decided that peeing in the shower surrounded by 10 others girls was a good idea

    Just all "LETTIN' THIS WATERFALL MOTHER FUCKIN' DRIP"

    then she cried because everyone got mad at her for peeing with them in the shower.
    she should post here

    she'd get a bunch of (gross) support

    you goddamn weirdos
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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong and a cast of thousands Registered User regular
    My mom still asks maybe once a week if I've thought about dating a girl. And then she gets so horrified at what she just said that she apologizes before I can answer. So far I am just enjoying the emotional upper-hand this gives me in conversations because I take what I can get.
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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Boot camp seems like a suspicious place to be, er, 'cured' of any sexual questioning.

    Like I'm not saying you should like women, but maybe "we are forced to shower together and all in the navy boot camp" is not exactly the kind of thing that'd lead anyone to becoming gay.

    Girls are nasty on their own.

    Worse when there is a group of them.

    I actually encouraged my RPOC to leave the athlete foot peelings she pulled off her foot on our chief's desc after taps.

    so we're nasty AND vindictive.

    I have found success with girls.

    The trick is to apparently find a non-nasty one?

    I am not sure.

    ALL GIRLS ARE NASTY.

    some of us just hide it better than others.

    Well yeah

    But I have never noticed girls being nastier than boys on average.

    I have seen some stuff, man. And some things.

    One night in the RCU one girl decided that peeing in the shower surrounded by 10 others girls was a good idea

    Just all "LETTIN' THIS WATERFALL MOTHER FUCKIN' DRIP"

    then she cried because everyone got mad at her for peeing with them in the shower.

    i pee in the shower with my wife all the time and she yells at me

    she usually hasn't even started washing yet! it's completely inconsequential!
    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    all i can think about now is shirley from garbage and marissa from screaming females having really enthusiastic lesbian sex
    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    downloading neverwinter
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark Registered User regular
    obviously mim's situation is different but it just reminded me
    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    the most important thing to learn in the military for young boys and girls is how to deal with other people

    and for someone, some very basic things about how to do life

    like how not changing your sheets at all because they don't just get magically changed on their own here will have them literally rot
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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong and a cast of thousands Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Boot camp seems like a suspicious place to be, er, 'cured' of any sexual questioning.

    Like I'm not saying you should like women, but maybe "we are forced to shower together and all in the navy boot camp" is not exactly the kind of thing that'd lead anyone to becoming gay.

    Girls are nasty on their own.

    Worse when there is a group of them.

    I actually encouraged my RPOC to leave the athlete foot peelings she pulled off her foot on our chief's desc after taps.

    so we're nasty AND vindictive.

    I have found success with girls.

    The trick is to apparently find a non-nasty one?

    I am not sure.

    ALL GIRLS ARE NASTY.

    some of us just hide it better than others.

    Well yeah

    But I have never noticed girls being nastier than boys on average.

    I have seen some stuff, man. And some things.

    One night in the RCU one girl decided that peeing in the shower surrounded by 10 others girls was a good idea

    Just all "LETTIN' THIS WATERFALL MOTHER FUCKIN' DRIP"

    then she cried because everyone got mad at her for peeing with them in the shower.

    Whatever, peeing in the shower. I wish everyone was ok with it. It's just pee and there's so much water taking it away instantly.
    dkmouthsig.png
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    downloading neverwinter
    neverwinter is coming
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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Boot camp seems like a suspicious place to be, er, 'cured' of any sexual questioning.

    Like I'm not saying you should like women, but maybe "we are forced to shower together and all in the navy boot camp" is not exactly the kind of thing that'd lead anyone to becoming gay.

    Girls are nasty on their own.

    Worse when there is a group of them.

    I actually encouraged my RPOC to leave the athlete foot peelings she pulled off her foot on our chief's desc after taps.

    so we're nasty AND vindictive.

    I have found success with girls.

    The trick is to apparently find a non-nasty one?

    I am not sure.

    ALL GIRLS ARE NASTY.

    some of us just hide it better than others.

    Well yeah

    But I have never noticed girls being nastier than boys on average.

    I have seen some stuff, man. And some things.

    One night in the RCU one girl decided that peeing in the shower surrounded by 10 others girls was a good idea

    Just all "LETTIN' THIS WATERFALL MOTHER FUCKIN' DRIP"

    then she cried because everyone got mad at her for peeing with them in the shower.

    i pee in the shower with my wife all the time and she yells at me

    she usually hasn't even started washing yet! it's completely inconsequential!

    And it's sterile too! The nitrogen is good for plants, what, do you think you're better than plants?
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    still talking about women being gross? JEEZ CHAT

    I have a phone interview scheduled....for May 28.

    cool where
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I've finally got back to level 4 of Theme Hospital after the game crashed.

    This is my first hard mode playthrough. Except one vomit wave I think things are going well!
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    sig I read that portland has the highest underemployment rate in the us

    im scurrd
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Always wear a cheap pair of sandals in the public shower.
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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    My mom still asks maybe once a week if I've thought about dating a girl. And then she gets so horrified at what she just said that she apologizes before I can answer. So far I am just enjoying the emotional upper-hand this gives me in conversations because I take what I can get.

    My mom doesn't ask me questions, weirdly enough.

    Like unless something makes it come up.

    She did call me boob lady earlier today though.

    I um, just had to share.
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    downloading neverwinter
    neverwinter is coming

    so is it coming or not
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Holy shit Batman Year One is some sort of crazy adult Batman cartoon.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    I never ran into a problem with anyone peeing in the showers

    because while that battalion was the biggest collection of strange people I've ever seen, they weren't subhuman
    Abdhyius on
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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    sig I read that portland has the highest underemployment rate in the us

    im scurrd

    So It Goes is just single handedly dragging down the average

    ka-chow
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    This is a large image that fans of David the Gnome and the artistic work of Zac Gorman will appreciate.

    What is going on with those throbbing, veiny biceps?!
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  • SammyFSammyF Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Boot camp seems like a suspicious place to be, er, 'cured' of any sexual questioning.

    Like I'm not saying you should like women, but maybe "we are forced to shower together and all in the navy boot camp" is not exactly the kind of thing that'd lead anyone to becoming gay.

    Girls are nasty on their own.

    Worse when there is a group of them.

    I actually encouraged my RPOC to leave the athlete foot peelings she pulled off her foot on our chief's desc after taps.

    so we're nasty AND vindictive.

    I have found success with girls.

    The trick is to apparently find a non-nasty one?

    I am not sure.

    ALL GIRLS ARE NASTY.

    some of us just hide it better than others.

    Well yeah

    But I have never noticed girls being nastier than boys on average.

    I have seen some stuff, man. And some things.

    One night in the RCU one girl decided that peeing in the shower surrounded by 10 others girls was a good idea

    Just all "LETTIN' THIS WATERFALL MOTHER FUCKIN' DRIP"

    then she cried because everyone got mad at her for peeing with them in the shower.

    i pee in the shower with my wife all the time and she yells at me

    she usually hasn't even started washing yet! it's completely inconsequential!

    And it's sterile too! The nitrogen is good for plants, what, do you think you're better than plants?

    I thought women like those were usually called fruits. /clue
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    I mean, I told them I was watching it and I was like "Well I don't want you to judge me or have awkward conversations" and they said "Look, do whatever. As long as you're happy, we're happy. No judgment"

    I don't think that caries over into doing marijuana though.

    I just think its odd to update your parents on your viewing habits like it says something about you

    MOM I AM WATCHING THE HOBBIT BUT I AM NOT A WIZARD ORC OR DWARF DONT WORRY
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    downloading neverwinter
    neverwinter is coming

    so is it coming or not
    never
    Per3th.jpg
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Boot camp seems like a suspicious place to be, er, 'cured' of any sexual questioning.

    Like I'm not saying you should like women, but maybe "we are forced to shower together and all in the navy boot camp" is not exactly the kind of thing that'd lead anyone to becoming gay.

    Girls are nasty on their own.

    Worse when there is a group of them.

    I actually encouraged my RPOC to leave the athlete foot peelings she pulled off her foot on our chief's desc after taps.

    so we're nasty AND vindictive.

    I have found success with girls.

    The trick is to apparently find a non-nasty one?

    I am not sure.

    ALL GIRLS ARE NASTY.

    some of us just hide it better than others.

    Well yeah

    But I have never noticed girls being nastier than boys on average.

    I have seen some stuff, man. And some things.

    One night in the RCU one girl decided that peeing in the shower surrounded by 10 others girls was a good idea

    Just all "LETTIN' THIS WATERFALL MOTHER FUCKIN' DRIP"

    then she cried because everyone got mad at her for peeing with them in the shower.

    Whatever, peeing in the shower. I wish everyone was ok with it. It's just pee and there's so much water taking it away instantly.

    EVERYTHING in it is water soluble too, by... not by definition, but by design.

    Except not design, evolutionary mandate. Whatever.

    But yeah actually it's kinda weird that we're so grossed out by urine.
  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Boot camp seems like a suspicious place to be, er, 'cured' of any sexual questioning.

    Like I'm not saying you should like women, but maybe "we are forced to shower together and all in the navy boot camp" is not exactly the kind of thing that'd lead anyone to becoming gay.

    Girls are nasty on their own.

    Worse when there is a group of them.

    I actually encouraged my RPOC to leave the athlete foot peelings she pulled off her foot on our chief's desc after taps.

    so we're nasty AND vindictive.

    I have found success with girls.

    The trick is to apparently find a non-nasty one?

    I am not sure.

    ALL GIRLS ARE NASTY.

    some of us just hide it better than others.

    Well yeah

    But I have never noticed girls being nastier than boys on average.

    I have seen some stuff, man. And some things.

    One night in the RCU one girl decided that peeing in the shower surrounded by 10 others girls was a good idea

    Just all "LETTIN' THIS WATERFALL MOTHER FUCKIN' DRIP"

    then she cried because everyone got mad at her for peeing with them in the shower.

    Whatever, peeing in the shower. I wish everyone was ok with it. It's just pee and there's so much water taking it away instantly.

    The social contract, to me, starts with "manage your bodily waste discreetly".
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
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    @skippydumptruck

    alex is like, 90% lady's man, 10% sexual predator
  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    downloading neverwinter
    neverwinter is coming

    No man gives him a sub. He pays the F2P price.
    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    This is a large image that fans of David the Gnome and the artistic work of Zac Gorman will appreciate.

    What is going on with those throbbing, veiny biceps?!

    It means he ain't taking no shit from no troll or no polluting humans.
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    SammyF wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Boot camp seems like a suspicious place to be, er, 'cured' of any sexual questioning.

    Like I'm not saying you should like women, but maybe "we are forced to shower together and all in the navy boot camp" is not exactly the kind of thing that'd lead anyone to becoming gay.

    Girls are nasty on their own.

    Worse when there is a group of them.

    I actually encouraged my RPOC to leave the athlete foot peelings she pulled off her foot on our chief's desc after taps.

    so we're nasty AND vindictive.

    I have found success with girls.

    The trick is to apparently find a non-nasty one?

    I am not sure.

    ALL GIRLS ARE NASTY.

    some of us just hide it better than others.

    Well yeah

    But I have never noticed girls being nastier than boys on average.

    I have seen some stuff, man. And some things.

    One night in the RCU one girl decided that peeing in the shower surrounded by 10 others girls was a good idea

    Just all "LETTIN' THIS WATERFALL MOTHER FUCKIN' DRIP"

    then she cried because everyone got mad at her for peeing with them in the shower.

    i pee in the shower with my wife all the time and she yells at me

    she usually hasn't even started washing yet! it's completely inconsequential!

    And it's sterile too! The nitrogen is good for plants, what, do you think you're better than plants?

    I thought women like those were usually called fruits. /clue

    I was giving Landshark suggestions for how to deal with his wife, who clearly thinks she is better than plants.
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    my mom saw a lot of north korea documentaries in my netflix history and asked if i was north korean
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  • So It GoesSo It Goes Sip. Sip sip sippy. Dumb whores. Best friends.Registered User regular
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    sig I read that portland has the highest underemployment rate in the us

    im scurrd
    that's because all the starry eyed twenty somethings come here with no plan
    NO.
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    RMS Oceanic wrote: »
    I've finally got back to level 4 of Theme Hospital after the game crashed.

    This is my first hard mode playthrough. Except one vomit wave I think things are going well!

    Did you get that from GOG. How is it? I have been at the hospital (not in, only at) so often that I am starting to imagine in my head what is happening while we wait for the important shit to finally happen and now I want to build an efficient hospital!
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    my mom saw a lot of north korea documentaries in my netflix history and asked if i was north korean

    Well

    Are you?
  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    my mom saw a lot of north korea documentaries in my netflix history and asked if i was north korean

    mom have you seen my APM?
    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    I mean, I told them I was watching it and I was like "Well I don't want you to judge me or have awkward conversations" and they said "Look, do whatever. As long as you're happy, we're happy. No judgment"

    I don't think that caries over into doing marijuana though.

    I just think its odd to update your parents on your viewing habits like it says something about you

    MOM I AM WATCHING THE HOBBIT BUT I AM NOT A WIZARD ORC OR DWARF DONT WORRY

    Son I noticed you didn't deny being a dragon...
    RMS Oceanic on
  • So It GoesSo It Goes Sip. Sip sip sippy. Dumb whores. Best friends.Registered User regular
    I can tell you that software engineers here are NOT underemployed

    high school/liberal arts college grads with middling barista skills certainly are
    NO.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    priority one for setting up camp: break out a red lightstick and identify a pissing tree.
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  • HamurabiHamurabi Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    sig I read that portland has the highest underemployment rate in the us

    im scurrd
    that's because all the starry eyed twenty somethings come here with no plan

    What if my plan is to be an unemployed Bohemian subsisting on state handouts?
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    My mom still asks maybe once a week if I've thought about dating a girl. And then she gets so horrified at what she just said that she apologizes before I can answer. So far I am just enjoying the emotional upper-hand this gives me in conversations because I take what I can get.

    this is wonderful

    dk have a bit of lettuce no wait Im sorry heres a cannoli
  • SammyFSammyF Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    sig I read that portland has the highest underemployment rate in the us

    im scurrd
    that's because all the starry eyed twenty somethings come here with no plan

    When did you move to LA?
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