North Country [chat]land

Mortious

Hi Winky, I see rumours of your demise have been greatly exaggerated.

Tav

override367 wrote: »

gta 5 not on PC so its dead to me

p sure it's on master race

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

oh my god im at work for another hour and change i wanna go hoooooooooome and smoke poooooooooooooot

Sarksus

Tav wrote: »

override367 wrote: »

gta 5 not on PC so its dead to me

p sure it's on master race

GTA games are usually announced/ported over to PC later on. It is my understanding that the ports are usually pretty bad tho, I've always just gotten the console versions.

Winky

override367 wrote: »

Winky wrote: »

override367 wrote: »

Deebaser wrote: »

GTA 5 better not make me dial a fake phone for guns.
Im pretty sure I can get real guns IRL through an app.

In texas you just need to yell "I'm unarmed!" and one of the state subsidized FFL dealers will arrive shortly to help you

That's absurd override

No one in Texas would ever admit to being unarmed

there are still pockets of liberals in the state who lack firearms

fortunately Gov Perry's new program diverts all medicaid funds to buy them guns

Those funds were being wasted, there weren't nearly enough gunshot victims to treat

Sarksus

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »

oh my god im at work for another hour and change i wanna go hoooooooooome and smoke poooooooooooooop

Deebaser

Oh cool, since Im going to Texas, I can shoot everything.
/Looks up gun ranges
fuck golf.

Winky

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLy4cvRx7Vc

Variable

I suddenly feel like owning serious sam would make my life far better

override367

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »

oh my god im at work for another hour and change i wanna go hoooooooooome and smoke poooooooooooooot

you socialists and your pot

around here we take prescription drugs which have a high addiction chance and/or debilitating side effects

ronya

Winky's back!

Hey Winky.

Winky

I'm not going to lie, I legitimately love Kyary Pamyu Pamyu. She is basically Kawaii Lady Gaga.

TL DR

Smokin poot, eh?

21stCentury

ronya wrote: »

Winky's back!

Hey Winky.

He never left! He was still here... in spirit and in our heaaaarts!

Ravenhpltc24

Do high school dress codes boil down to slut shaming? http://thinkprogress.org/health/2013/05/06/1969001/slut-shaming-dress-codes/?mobile=nc

Basically, girls are told they can't wear certain things to school or even to prom because they are "distracting" to boys. So the appearance of females must be monitored to prevent anything from happening with boys who just can't help themselves.

Discuss.

Tav

Sarksus wrote: »

Tav wrote: »

override367 wrote: »

gta 5 not on PC so its dead to me

p sure it's on master race

GTA games are usually announced/ported over to PC later on. It is my understanding that the ports are usually pretty bad tho, I've always just gotten the console versions.

they've all been fine

the only problem was that 4 was a bad game

other than that though

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

noooo one
fucks like gaston
no one sucks like gaston
no one thrusts like an enormous truck like gaston
i'm especially good at ejaaaaaaaaaaculating
oh what a lay that gaston!

Winky

ronya wrote: »

Winky's back!

Hey Winky.

Hi ronya!

Shazkar Shadowstorm

override367 wrote: »

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »

oh my god im at work for another hour and change i wanna go hoooooooooome and smoke poooooooooooooot

you socialists and your pot

around here we take prescription drugs which have a high addiction chance and/or debilitating side effects

i thought we all smoke pot too

Mortious

Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »

Do high school dress codes boil down to slut shaming? http://thinkprogress.org/health/2013/05/06/1969001/slut-shaming-dress-codes/?mobile=nc

Basically, girls are told they can't wear certain things to school or even to prom because they are "distracting" to boys. So the appearance of females must be monitored to prevent anything from happening with boys who just can't help themselves.

Discuss.

School uniforms for all!

Irond Will

spool32 wrote: »

Winky wrote: »

override367 wrote: »

Deebaser wrote: »

GTA 5 better not make me dial a fake phone for guns.
Im pretty sure I can get real guns IRL through an app.

In texas you just need to yell "I'm unarmed!" and one of the state subsidized FFL dealers will arrive shortly to help you

That's absurd override

No one in Texas would ever admit to being unarmed

We get a lot of Californians lately. Sometimes they slip through the border orientation / marksmanship seminar.

i thought you guys were building a fence.

i mean

i thought you guys were trying to make the rest of the country pay for your damn fence

Shazkar Shadowstorm

when are the cicadas coming

cicadaz

Mim

Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »

Do high school dress codes boil down to slut shaming? http://thinkprogress.org/health/2013/05/06/1969001/slut-shaming-dress-codes/?mobile=nc

Basically, girls are told they can't wear certain things to school or even to prom because they are "distracting" to boys. So the appearance of females must be monitored to prevent anything from happening with boys who just can't help themselves.

Discuss.

no.

Deebaser

Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »

Do high school dress codes boil down to slut shaming? http://thinkprogress.org/health/2013/05/06/1969001/slut-shaming-dress-codes/?mobile=nc

Basically, girls are told they can't wear certain things to school or even to prom because they are "distracting" to boys. So the appearance of females must be monitored to prevent anything from happening with boys who just can't help themselves.

Discuss.

teenagers aren't people. Their "right" to express themselves is a limited one.

Winky

Irond Will wrote: »

spool32 wrote: »

Winky wrote: »

override367 wrote: »

Deebaser wrote: »

GTA 5 better not make me dial a fake phone for guns.
Im pretty sure I can get real guns IRL through an app.

In texas you just need to yell "I'm unarmed!" and one of the state subsidized FFL dealers will arrive shortly to help you

That's absurd override

No one in Texas would ever admit to being unarmed

We get a lot of Californians lately. Sometimes they slip through the border orientation / marksmanship seminar.

i thought you guys were building a fence.

i mean

i thought you guys were trying to make the rest of the country pay for your damn fence

I feel like there's a really great joke (maybe the Onion's already done it?) to be made about the border fence being built with cheap illegal immigrant labor.

Chanus

Why do I always watch the weeaboo videos?

Now I have PON PON PON stuck in my head.

Shazkar Shadowstorm

poopalooooooooooop

spool32

Irond Will wrote: »

spool32 wrote: »

Winky wrote: »

override367 wrote: »

Deebaser wrote: »

GTA 5 better not make me dial a fake phone for guns.
Im pretty sure I can get real guns IRL through an app.

In texas you just need to yell "I'm unarmed!" and one of the state subsidized FFL dealers will arrive shortly to help you

That's absurd override

No one in Texas would ever admit to being unarmed

We get a lot of Californians lately. Sometimes they slip through the border orientation / marksmanship seminar.

i thought you guys were building a fence.

i mean

i thought you guys were trying to make the rest of the country pay for your damn fence

I guess you get to pick - pay for the fence or pay for the extra illegals!

But no, we're not allowed to build a fence to keep out Californians. I guarantee that if we were allowed, though...

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

Winky wrote: »

Irond Will wrote: »

spool32 wrote: »

Winky wrote: »

override367 wrote: »

Deebaser wrote: »

GTA 5 better not make me dial a fake phone for guns.
Im pretty sure I can get real guns IRL through an app.

In texas you just need to yell "I'm unarmed!" and one of the state subsidized FFL dealers will arrive shortly to help you

That's absurd override

No one in Texas would ever admit to being unarmed

We get a lot of Californians lately. Sometimes they slip through the border orientation / marksmanship seminar.

i thought you guys were building a fence.

i mean

i thought you guys were trying to make the rest of the country pay for your damn fence

I feel like there's a really great joke (maybe the Onion's already done it?) to be made about the border fence being built with cheap illegal immigrant labor.

I'm pretty sure that actually turned out to be the case at some point

Elendil

back in high school i would have been all "yoga pants for everyone!"

but now i'm older, wiser, but mostly older, and i approve of anything that might prevent me from inadvertently ogling an underage girl

Ravenhpltc24

Mim wrote: »

Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »

Do high school dress codes boil down to slut shaming? http://thinkprogress.org/health/2013/05/06/1969001/slut-shaming-dress-codes/?mobile=nc

Basically, girls are told they can't wear certain things to school or even to prom because they are "distracting" to boys. So the appearance of females must be monitored to prevent anything from happening with boys who just can't help themselves.

Discuss.

no.

Mim you are so damn defiant.

Gooey

our dress code was pretty even handed, I think

it was basically: no logos, shirts must have a collar, shirts must be tucked in, no bluejeans, shorts and skirts had to reach the fingertips - which applied to both males and females but i guess functionally only females as too short shorts isn't really a thing for male clothing.

Chanus

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »

Winky wrote: »

Irond Will wrote: »

spool32 wrote: »

Winky wrote: »

override367 wrote: »

Deebaser wrote: »

GTA 5 better not make me dial a fake phone for guns.
Im pretty sure I can get real guns IRL through an app.

In texas you just need to yell "I'm unarmed!" and one of the state subsidized FFL dealers will arrive shortly to help you

That's absurd override

No one in Texas would ever admit to being unarmed

We get a lot of Californians lately. Sometimes they slip through the border orientation / marksmanship seminar.

i thought you guys were building a fence.

i mean

i thought you guys were trying to make the rest of the country pay for your damn fence

I feel like there's a really great joke (maybe the Onion's already done it?) to be made about the border fence being built with cheap illegal immigrant labor.

I'm pretty sure that actually turned out to be the case at some point

I believe Carlos Mencia even stole that joke from someone, like, six years ago.

Madpanda

Yay, rental company switched from a payment system that has been working for years to some new fancy web 4.0 system that has a smartphone app.

And is apparently incapable of actually letting me pay my rent.

The fact that I haven't gotten a nasty gram yet leads me to think this is a known issue. Guess we will see what the property manager says, just wanted I wanted to do tonight, haggle over $60 in insufficient fund fees.

Winky

Elendil wrote: »

back in high school i would have been all "yoga pants for everyone!"

but now i'm older, wiser, but mostly older, and i approve of anything that might prevent me from inadvertently ogling an underage girl

I know, right? When I oggle an underage girl I want to make sure I'm putting effort into it.

Delmain

Winky, I'm pretty sure that was the last thing you really brought up in chat before you went away last time.

spool32

Strip Search Friday (elimination) spoiler!

Man, what. Erika out and Abbey stays? I don't think her strip was funny at all. And I got legit sad to see Erika break down in the car afterwards... man. Fuck this earth, that was the wrong call.

Shazkar Shadowstorm

Gooey wrote: »

our dress code was pretty even handed, I think

it was basically: no logos, shirts must have a collar, shirts must be tucked in, no bluejeans, shorts and skirts had to reach the fingertips - which applied to both males and females but i guess functionally only females as too short shorts isn't really a thing for male clothing.

yeah
pretty much this is what we had

but i went to private school

SanderJK

Well if you want I could link a bunch of mashup videos instead because I'm preparing this quiz for my friends weekend out and doing the music round on mashups seemed like a great idea but oh god everyone uses the same 5 songs over and over.

Winky

Delmain wrote: »

Winky, I'm pretty sure that was the last thing you really brought up in chat before you went away last time.

Pedophilia?