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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I think vitamin D is pretty good for you but like in a way that makes you slightly healthier which is p boring

    Like no one has enough.

    At work almost half the labs that come back come back abnormal and like 70% of the time it's just low vitamin D.

    My mother sees this as well. If you live in modern society, you're vitamin D deficient.
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    dude is pretty bizarre looking

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Hahahaha man

    WEAR MY SHITTY COLOGNE YOU FUCKING PEONS

    WEAR IT

    AND TELL ME THERE ARE NO PROBLEMS
  • PodlyPodly RUDEASS TITTIESRegistered User regular
    he must have gotten hella laid in high school

    truly he knows what it's like to be a hotty
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  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary Your Dark Descent FriendRegistered User regular
    Hahahaha man

    WEAR MY SHITTY COLOGNE YOU FUCKING PEONS

    WEAR IT

    AND TELL ME THERE ARE NO PROBLEMS

    I bet it smells like mosquito repellent.
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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I think vitamin D is pretty good for you but like in a way that makes you slightly healthier which is p boring

    Like no one has enough.

    At work almost half the labs that come back come back abnormal and like 70% of the time it's just low vitamin D.

    My mother sees this as well. If you live in modern society, you're vitamin D deficient.

    My favorite vitamin D story is a family that came in with their son, routine labs came back, low D. So the doctor prescribed 1000 units a day.

    Later, labs came back, still super low. So he asked if they were giving a thousand units a day.

    "Oh no doctor, that just sounds like so much. We are giving 100 a day."

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    He looks like a douchey Romulan
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Winky!!!!

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  • PodlyPodly RUDEASS TITTIESRegistered User regular
    the teaspoon size thing is just fucking bizarre
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  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    do teenagers even buy that much clothing?

    seeing adults wear a+f is like a bad joke. so if their biggest demographic is preppy and jockish high schoolers

    i dunno, seems pretty ill advised to be so cavalier about your douchiness when your market is fickle and what most people want to avoid looking like and the market itself doesn't have a lot of spending power

    Teenagers control billions of dollars worth of spending power! It's the demographic that comes right after it, young adults, that are off their parents money and fending for themselves. Some teenagers have to buy their own clothes, but many (most?) have it provided by their parents.
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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Yeah AF is super weird. We gays knew for a while.
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  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Chat is seemingly obsessed with an old A&F CEO interview...
    idgi
    Deebaser on
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  • override367override367 Registered User regular
    Yeah AF is super weird. We gays knew for a while.

    is the gay hivemind like the borg collective or the malkavian madness network
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    i want to post delta blues music

    but it is not hot enough
    Yet that is exactly what i see here.
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    the A+F quarterly was fun

    it was vaguely pornographic images of super hot people (a lot of dudes)

    and implied MMF threesomes!
  • PodlyPodly RUDEASS TITTIESRegistered User regular
    yeah but even the rich kids that I knew didn't have a ton of clothes, save for like the SUPER rich kids who probably don't wear a+f anyways

    college grads and adults, i imagine, make up a much more lucrative market
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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Yeah AF is super weird. We gays knew for a while.

    I love this.

    I am assuming it means gay people have psychic powers and figured it out with them.
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    although if i got rich enough i could totally see myself hiring models to do shit for me

    they would be racially diverse models though!

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Yeah AF is super weird. We gays knew for a while.

    is the gay hivemind like the borg collective or the malkavian madness network
    We are a hive. We thrum and beat our gossamer wings in glorious unison.

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  • PodlyPodly RUDEASS TITTIESRegistered User regular
    although if i got rich enough i could totally see myself hiring models to do shit for me

    they would be racially diverse models though!

    pffft you can get shirtless male models for pool parties and stuff for like $50 an hour

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    DO NOT REVEAL OUR SECRETS MINDBROTHER

    THEY LIVE SHARD LIVES

    THEIR DISCORDANCE WILL DISRUPT OUR BEAUTIFUL HARMONY
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    oops i mean.... i sure do love penises and ru paul's drag race
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Riemann I just got to the part where he exp
    has everyone seen the CEO of A+F's bizarre list of requirements for flight attendants on his personal jet

    oh please share
    In the legal filings outed by Bloomberg today, Jeffries and his "life partner" (as the lawsuit refers to him) Matthew Smith rule over the Gulfstream G550 with a compulsive attention to detail, requiring employees to abide by a 47-page manual that specifies everything from the seating arrangement of Jeffries' dogs to the precise temperature at which the crew may wear winter coats (50 degrees).

    The documents in the lawsuit -- filed in 2010 by a pilot who claimed he was fired for being too old -- lay Abercrombie & Fitch's secretive corporate culture and the private life of its CEO nearly as bare as its models' hairless chests.

    Here are some highlights from the "Aircraft Standards" manual:

    The four models or actors who work as cabin attendants must never respond to Matthew or Michael, as the manual refers to Jeffries and Smith, by saying anything but a friendly "no problem." Phrases like "sure" or "just a minute" are not permitted.

    Crew members are provided with a specific uniform by Abercrombie & Fitch: jeans, boxer briefs, polo shirts and flip flops. When it is 50 degrees or colder outside, all crew members are required to wear winter coats. The jacket should be zipped up to the "forth button from the bottom," the manual specifies. "The lowest button should be left undone," it says.

    Hats, meanwhile, are against the rules unless the temperature is below 40 degrees. When they are worn, brims must be two-inches thick and pulled down "approximately in the middle of the forehead."

    Male staff (yes, only males) should "spritz" their uniforms with Abercrombie & Fitch #41 cologne "throughout the duration of the shift."

    Fingerprints are not permitted. Cabin attendants must constantly check for fingerprints "on the credenza, cabin door, galley door, ledges and the cabinet doors in the lavatory." Seat belts should also be "free of fingerprints or marks."

    The crew must monitor the tops of lamp bases for dust (they collect dust frequently, the manual states). When they vacuum, the crew must move from the front to the back of the aircraft to create "smooth, even lines."

    Cabin attendants must remove all loose advertising and inserts from the 13 specific magazines that are stocked in the aircraft's credenza, as well as the newspapers which are bought on board. Different newspapers are to be stocked based on the day of the week and the region in which the aircraft is flying.

    In bathrooms, eight washcloths (exactly eight) must be "tri-folded" and placed behind the vanity. Toilet paper must be left as a square and not folded.
    On flights home, the crew must make sure to play the song "Take Me Home" as guests enter the cabin.

    Before guests go to sleep, crew should "spray the bedding with sleep spray."

    Michael and Matthew's dogs Ruby, Trouble and Sammy are nearly as picky as their owners, it seems. The manual outlines a five-point instruction set for seating the pets. "When Ruby and Trouble travel, Ruby will sit opposite Michael in the cabin, in Sammy's seat," it says. "When Sammy travels, Ruby will sit in Trouble's seat."

    Crew can eat meals only on flights longer than two hours, and only food that is not "aromatic."

    When serving what the manual calls "Matthew's Tea Service" (which consists of Assam tea in the morning and Darjeeling after 2 p.m.) crew should lay out a teaspoon that is exactly 5 and 1/4 inches long.]

    "Ruby must always sit two seats to the right of Trouble, but Sammy may never be seated within one seat of Trouble. Ruby may only sit in the far right seat if the next two seats over are unoccupied, but Trouble can never be in the far left seat. Sammy must have a dog within three seats of the seat one seat to his right. Ruby's seat number must be divisible by three."
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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    I love you Edward.
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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Oh god it really is the borg
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    although if i got rich enough i could totally see myself hiring models to do shit for me

    they would be racially diverse models though!

    pffft you can get shirtless male models for pool parties and stuff for like $50 an hour

    what about to play LoL with me

    god a team would cost me $200 an hour
  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Speaking of random statements from this weekend.

    My friend who is a bit tipsy as we go to the bars downtown via lightrail looks at me and say, "Mazzyx I wish you were gay. You would be the best gay friend."

    I don't think I have a response for this.

    Like what does one say to that?
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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    although if i got rich enough i could totally see myself hiring models to do shit for me

    they would be racially diverse models though!

    pffft you can get shirtless male models for pool parties and stuff for like $50 an hour

    what about to play LoL with me

    god a team would cost me $200 an hour

    Your AV is almost perfect for this.
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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong and a cast of thousands Registered User regular
    oops i mean.... i sure do love penises and ru paul's drag race

    I do not understand the love of drag queens. I do not like that show at all!

    ...

    I need to make some calls.
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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    i would probably have to pay for them to train as well

    at least I know they couldn't feed, because they're models!
  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    although if i got rich enough i could totally see myself hiring models to do shit for me

    they would be racially diverse models though!

    pffft you can get shirtless male models for pool parties and stuff for like $50 an hour

    Yeah but you aren't going to get one for one hour. That would be lame.
    You'd need 5 minimum for 4 hours otherwise you're a scrub tier buster.
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  • NecoNeco Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Shirtless males for $50 an hour? JESUS! That's expensive! I see them EVERYWHERE whenever the sun is out...

    ...Oh, MODELS. Ok, yeah. That's fair.

    SUPEREDIT: PS This post is a dumb.
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  • PodlyPodly RUDEASS TITTIESRegistered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    although if i got rich enough i could totally see myself hiring models to do shit for me

    they would be racially diverse models though!

    pffft you can get shirtless male models for pool parties and stuff for like $50 an hour

    what about to play LoL with me

    god a team would cost me $200 an hour

    that's an extra $200 deposit for that as dorito-dust insurance
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  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    I'll pose shirtless for you at a significant discount
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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Shirtless males for $50 an hour? JESUS! That's expensive! I see them EVERYWHERE whenever the sun is out...

    ...Oh, MODELS. Ok, yeah. That's fair.

    We live in very different places apparently.
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    although if i got rich enough i could totally see myself hiring models to do shit for me

    they would be racially diverse models though!

    pffft you can get shirtless male models for pool parties and stuff for like $50 an hour

    what about to play LoL with me

    god a team would cost me $200 an hour

    that's an extra $200 deposit for that as dorito-dust insurance

    diet redbull only
  • PodlyPodly RUDEASS TITTIESRegistered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    although if i got rich enough i could totally see myself hiring models to do shit for me

    they would be racially diverse models though!

    pffft you can get shirtless male models for pool parties and stuff for like $50 an hour

    Yeah but you aren't going to get one for one hour. That would be lame.
    You'd need 5 minimum for 4 hours otherwise you're a scrub tier buster.

    i don't even start my day unless i'm abluted by 6 chiseled, polyglot adonises
    Podly on
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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    I knew a drag queen in college. He was super awesome.

    Also did a lot of drugs.

    I have since lost contact but he was awesome. I regret not going to any drag things ever.
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