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I think I'm just getting restless. I need to get a new job, date more or move countries I think. It certainly is about that time anyway
Then when is there time 4 video gaem
Or a deep tissue massage for your package :winky:
Was posted on tabloid blog
Must be true
Once I learned the man behind it was a massive shitheel, it is kind of hard to enjoy it.
And I do not expect my content creators and CEOs to be saints; fuck holding them to a higher standard than myself... but there are crossable lines that make me lose any desire to consume their products.
Same for Chik Fil A.
It worked? Awesome.
So many emails
Well if you can't trust a tabloid's blog...
i keep coming back to a pocket knife but you always get those as groomsmen gifts. maybe something non-standard like an auto-opener (switchblade)?
My sister used to work at the A&F in the mall briefly last year. I also got approached by a recruiter at college to be a "model" (because their employees aren't salespeople, they're "models," which allows them to not pay commission) and I was like "Um, I'm about to graduate, I'm not going to work retail for your stupid store"
"Oh that's ok, here's the info for our managerial program!" she said cheerfully as I gagged internally. I told my sister, and she was like no no no regional managers at A&F basically come by the stores once a month, walk through it, and be like "Give that person less hours or put them in the back, he/she's too ugly."
Once they took a group photo of all the workers to send to corporate. They wanted it to look diverse and sexy. But they had to go to the Hollister and pull out the black guy working there to make that happen (black guy and my brown sister were the only nonwhite people in the picture). But nay! Not good enough, they didn't like it. So they replaced the black guy with a gay guy (indicated by his salmon cargo shorts--so gay guys!). And finally, they photoshopped the picture so that my sister's thighs look the same width as her calves, because no fatties (fyi my sister is tall and athletic and not even close to anything resembling large)
She also said A&F is where she met the dumbest pretty people she's ever known
I got my groomsmen cool tankards and we drank from them at the reception
Todays whomp
So good
I'm still sooooooooo relaxed
maybe a little too relaxed
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That actually sounds super fucking awesome.
your wedding? Gooby's marriage? Your wedding??
DON'T DO IT
EDIT: FAK U FUNNYJUNK
Actually, I basically told them yesterday that they were so far off base that if they didn't come up without something soon and actually listen to my needs, I was going to drop them.
Suddenly they had all the time in the world and I am actually digging their new logos. We're getting close. I am going to be honest. I went with this person because their other stuff was good and they were cheap (like a hundo for everything cheap)
get a really nice gift that costs $500 or so, everyone else gets switchblades
last man standing gets the good gift
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This gives me the impression that their back room is just packed full of ugly people. Like they have to open and close the door slowly or else they'll all start spilling out.
Doesn't everyone just give these:
http://www.leatherman.com/family/multi-tools/Full-size_Tools
Isn't it just clothing for white 15 year old boys in Minnesota or something?
I'M NOT GOING TO FUNNYJUNK HAKKS
last man standing
how patrionormative of you
Well, the A&F thing is from an interview with the CEO, that is being referenced in the current news cycle because they restated their opinion that despite the decisions other companies are making, they will keep pushing their current standard.
That quote is from the past week.
Also look at Hakke's post in which they were photoshopping fucking STORE employees to make them look "hotter."
http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/searchtools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=7646334&SRCCODE=WEBGOOPA&cm_mmc_o=mH4CjC7BBTkwCjCV1-CjCE&gclid=CJHWscTZhrcCFYRM4AodoWUA3Q
It's amazing
They dont do flasks in texas?
cufflinks?
mont blanc pens?
You can get engraved Johnny Walker Blue bottles or custom labels for any Johnny Walker
#FreeScheck
#FreeSKFM
i got my guys nice plaque/sign things for their man caves (ie. Joe's Irish Pub for my Irish buddy Joe)
these are all good ideas
While working, my sister was only allowed to wear:
A&F Logo'd shirt
Short Shorts or Jeggings
i'm srs
she opted for jeggings
so uncomfortable
#FreeScheck
#FreeSKFM
the best little side encounter so far has been the cannibals
because that got the party thinking hard about what to do
full disclosure: your caravan is heading through the north pole and you come across a bunch of natives. They appear friendly and you can trade with them and they invite you to camp with them. There's a big party with an emphasis on the cooked meat! The party (probably) chows down, and the chief informs them all that they just ate some human, and they should all join their tribe of cannibals. How does the party respond?
Come now. It's way too cold for that shit in Minnesota half the time.