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  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary Your Dark Descent FriendRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    what on earth could possibly be more important than sex

    Love. It's stronger then gravity, hurts like a bitch and you will die for it and die a slow death without it.
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  • override367override367 Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    MadCaddy wrote: »
    Cryptic did go down the shitter after the sale.. I still haven't logged int STO in over a year, I hope you guys haven't exiled me yet.

    never winter is a good deal more competent than sto was

    the engine, art and gameplay is great. But god damn. Dammn. That Optimized for Profit model is really a drag.

    Not as bad as diablo 3

    That game was disgusting in how you had to use the ah to proceed and either farm gold forever or spend dollars

    Whaaaat?

    I guess some people could clear act 4 inferno naked

    Bt for me I put in like forty hours and never found a single gear upgrade from even the cheapest ah gear

    Did you play for longer than the first month?

    Yea, by the time I left you needed like $50 in gear to beat act 3

    But everyone had already stopped playing so
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    "wienermobile"

    "taco truck"
    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    ERROR

    UNRECOGNIZED INPUT: "love"

    SYNTAX: [AGENT] COPULATE -m [TARGET SEX ORGAN] -r -t 900 -f
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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    d3 sucked

    tl2 was where it's at
  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    (oh god never -f)
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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Planteside 2 is the best f2p game.

    I am unhappy I can't buy certs with real money.
  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    If I ordered a Ramos Gin Fizz, that bartender is getting a $5 per drink.

    Chat with the bartender and see if they like making fancy drinks

    Or order it on a slow day, like a weekday early dinner thing

    Don't shout it at some beleaguered sweaty man behind the counter at happy hour, no

    I typically go to nice cocktail bars, but still. Dat drink is obnoxious.
    #FreeThan
    #FreeScheck
    #FreeSKFM
  • override367override367 Registered User regular
    Jean wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Jean wrote: »
    When I'm feeling drunk and emotional, I listen to 2 types of music

    1) Old french music (1970s-1990s)
    2) Le roi Lion!!!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkyDt1LlhSI

    C'est l'histoire de la vieeeeeeee

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X11lU1YbHpY

    holy shit! I had never seen that clip before.... how fucking CREEPY

    The hunchback villain is like fuck me or I kill u

    He's A ballsy villain for disney
  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    monster fuck rally

    that's not a vehicle at all!
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  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    monster fuck rally

    torrenting this right now

    You know what they say about guys with Bigfoot(tm).
    Steam ID: Shalmelo || LoL: melo2boogaloo || tweets
  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    Just finished reading a manga called Sekitou Elegy. It's a really nice antidote to all the bullshit that usually drives me crazy about romance stories.

    - they're not teenagers! Or even students! They meet working as flaggers at a construction site
    - the girl isn't some delicate flower with no personal history or desires. She works part time at a small fabrication shop, and she's trying to get a license as a commercial truck driver.
    - Neither the guy nor the girl are the prettiest people in the story. They're both just kind of above average-ish.
    - They have realistic problems: his widowed mom's not really that nice a person, the girlfriend totally has anger issues, they're both unskilled labor in a shit economy.
    - Dude is a bit of a recovering neckbeard, so he's got to resist being overly clingy or an annoying sexmonkey.
    - Neither the first kiss or the first time they have sex is a "Congratulations you win at romance!" end point. They have to keep working on the relationship, and that's really what the story's about.

    Seinen stories tend to be more realistic about romance.

    Well, yeah, compared to shounen, but I mean... That's not exactly a high bar to set!

    But it's still pretty darn bad, mostly.

    Which, to be fair, is pretty true of a lot of western romances as well.

    Actually come to think of it can anyone recommend any mature western comics romance stories?

    I was trying to think of examples earlier, and all that occurred to me was Scott Pilgrim

    Love and other drugs isn't bad

    Also Anne Hathaway is naked

    I meant comics format specifically

    I do like me some Anne Hathaway, but movies are so different in the way they can tell their stories compared to a serial comic, I don't think it's quite fair to compare the two
  • MimMim Registered User regular
    oh god.

    Adele is 25.

    I'm 25.

    WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING WITH MY LIFE.
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    override367

    took me way too long to find this

    i-wZpv4fg-950x10000.jpg

    i wonder if this has anything to do with people who refuse matches

    i don't get it

    you're in the queue

    you literally clicked a button that indicated that you want to play lol

    what has changed in the last 30 seconds that you no longer want to play lol
    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Corehealer wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    what on earth could possibly be more important than sex

    Love. It's stronger then gravity, hurts like a bitch and you will die for it and die a slow death without it.

    It's taken me a while to realize my sex drive just isn't that high, and that this is an ok thing!
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    ERROR

    UNRECOGNIZED INPUT: "love"

    SYNTAX: [AGENT] COPULATE -m [TARGET SEX ORGAN] -r -t 900 -f

    -y

    (automatically answer yes to all prompts)
    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    oh god.

    Adele is 25.

    I'm 25.

    WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING WITH MY LIFE.

    not making annoying music?
  • So It GoesSo It Goes Sip. Sip sip sippy. Dumb whores. Best friends.Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    oh god.

    Adele is 25.

    I'm 25.

    WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING WITH MY LIFE.

    Gaga is 27!
    NO.
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    by the time he was my age, comte de lautreamont had written one of my favorite books and then died
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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Oh hey season 3 of Bob's Burgers is on Hulu.

    Enough of this British fucker whinging about video games.

    You're talking about a man that wrote a drama about terrorists that are going to commit an atrocity unless the British prime minister has sex with a pig on live tv and got it made and broadcast. Show some respect.
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    override367

    took me way too long to find this

    i-wZpv4fg-950x10000.jpg

    i wonder if this has anything to do with people who refuse matches

    i don't get it

    you're in the queue

    you literally clicked a button that indicated that you want to play lol

    what has changed in the last 30 seconds that you no longer want to play lol

    maybe somebody died
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    MadCaddy wrote: »
    Cryptic did go down the shitter after the sale.. I still haven't logged int STO in over a year, I hope you guys haven't exiled me yet.

    never winter is a good deal more competent than sto was

    the engine, art and gameplay is great. But god damn. Dammn. That Optimized for Profit model is really a drag.

    Not as bad as diablo 3

    That game was disgusting in how you had to use the ah to proceed and either farm gold forever or spend dollars

    Whaaaat?

    I guess some people could clear act 4 inferno naked

    Bt for me I put in like forty hours and never found a single gear upgrade from even the cheapest ah gear

    Did you play for longer than the first month?

    Yea, by the time I left you needed like $50 in gear to beat act 3

    But everyone had already stopped playing so

    Yeah. These things changed.
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Oh god

    The worst thing about drug holidays are the dreams

    I had a dream that my boss had sent me to Italy, and I met my mom in Italy, and we wanted to go clothes shopping but I have no money so instead we bough fabric, and she cut out all the fabric so I could sew it together but I really don't have time for that, and I was aware I was supposed to be doing work in Italy but my boss only told me I needed to be in Italy not what I was supposed to be doing there really. And then I realized I was missing work back at home and that I was expected to commute from Italy every day, and it was going to take forever, so instead I took vacation time off to be in Italy even though my boss made me be there in the first place. And I was too afraid to e-mail my boss to ask him what the hell I was supposed to be doing in Italy because I had already been there for long enough that I should've already known.
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    omg seriously you guys living outside of my parents' place is the tits and i am soo much happier

    i was just marvelling over how resistant i was to it

    but it is THA BES

    @hakkekage

    Get on dis woman's level.

    @Kagera

    I'm actually tired of hearing this. Not even being funny anymore. It isn't helping :(
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    Corehealer wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    what on earth could possibly be more important than sex

    Love. It's stronger then gravity, hurts like a bitch and you will die for it and die a slow death without it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJOC1lah8ic
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    by the time he was my age, comte de lautreamont had written one of my favorite books and then died

    You could do at least half of those things.
  • MimMim Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    oh god.

    Adele is 25.

    I'm 25.

    WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING WITH MY LIFE.

    Gaga is 27!

    this gives me two years to be on the same level as her
  • HonkHonk Registered User regular
    I was like I can paint these walls in like an hour?

    Three hours later I was like, nope.
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    winky

    y u not in italy
    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Planteside 2 is the best f2p game.

    I am unhappy I can't buy certs with real money.

    You r pay2win babby

    Also you can buy boosts which are as good as certs really
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  • MimMim Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    oh god.

    Adele is 25.

    I'm 25.

    WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING WITH MY LIFE.

    not making annoying music?

    I...am never going to trust your opinion.

    Like, ever.
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    If I ordered a Ramos Gin Fizz, that bartender is getting a $5 per drink.

    Chat with the bartender and see if they like making fancy drinks

    Or order it on a slow day, like a weekday early dinner thing

    Don't shout it at some beleaguered sweaty man behind the counter at happy hour, no

    I typically go to nice cocktail bars, but still. Dat drink is obnoxious.

    ehhhh it's not that bad

    order one! don't be a pussy!

    EVERYONE'S WATCHING YOU
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    adele seems like an unpleasant person, i don't think i'd enjoy hanging out with her

    but she has an impressive voice
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    sometimes when i order a sazerac i'm all

    "just throw the ingredients together, i don't need the whole ritual"
    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Comrade Dog

    You are comrade's best friend

    *sniff*
  • So It GoesSo It Goes Sip. Sip sip sippy. Dumb whores. Best friends.Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    If I ordered a Ramos Gin Fizz, that bartender is getting a $5 per drink.

    Chat with the bartender and see if they like making fancy drinks

    Or order it on a slow day, like a weekday early dinner thing

    Don't shout it at some beleaguered sweaty man behind the counter at happy hour, no

    I typically go to nice cocktail bars, but still. Dat drink is obnoxious.

    ehhhh it's not that bad

    order one! don't be a pussy!

    EVERYONE'S WATCHING YOU

    will made me one and I ordered one in Boston

    ain't no thang
    NO.
  • MadCaddyMadCaddy Riksadvokate Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyl3iswI0Dc
    Jan 24, 2013 - Uploaded by username30536
    A talk given in 2006 by the creator of NYPD Blue, Deadwood, John From Cincinnati and Luck ..
    MadCaddy on
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  • JeanJean Northern Alberta , CanadaRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    oh god.

    Adele is 25.

    I'm 25.

    WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING WITH MY LIFE.

    I have worse.

    Jean-Gabriel Pageau is now a hero in the Ottawa region. He's only 20!!!

    "You won't destroy us, You won't destroy our democracy. We are a small but proud nation. No one can bomb us to silence. No one can scare us from being Norway. This evening and tonight, we'll take care of each other. That's what we do best when attacked'' - Jens Stoltenberg
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    adele seems like an unpleasant person, i don't think i'd enjoy hanging out with her

    but she has an impressive voice

    i want to put my dick in her

    which is the entire point of a relationship
    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
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