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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
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    Hakkekage wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    What do you call someone who speaks three languages? Tri-lingual.
    What do you call someone who speaks two languages? Bi-lingual.
    What do you call someone who speaks one language? An American.

    What about quarter-lingual

    I'm murikan and I can curse a lot in another language

    so that has to count for something

    Em fucked up the joke. Trilingual is supposed to be polyglot

    no a polyglot is someone who's like a genius but with languages, isn't it?

    my sister is trilingual and my parents sort-of quadrilingual, it's not that hard

    all you need to do is go live somewhere they speak another language and presto

    For the purpose of the joke, a polyglot is "someone who speaks many languages". This is a totally valid definition and macks jook werk.

    I don't see how that makes the joke work better than using trilingual?
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  • syndalissyndalis Aballah Can Tah Advancing the Human ConditionRegistered User regular
    I think nowadays, if such a field is needed, you simply put checkboxes for the cultural heritages you are offering specific financial aid for, and leave a line if someone chooses to (optionally) write their cultural heritage in.

    Trying to put everyone in a box is dumb.
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I gave a heart laugh and snorted "hah, stupid american pig-dogs" either way
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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Hey I am NOT bad at video games

    He said you were bad at video gems.

    I could never get those chaos emeralds.

    ....

    I'll allow it
    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    I'm not even sure what caucasian means anymore

    It was a good euphemism for white for a long time

    but then people started poking holes in its intrinsic assumptions about "White, WASPy, or Catholic" because you ain't gonna use that exclusionary term against us mothafucka

    I bet you don't even know where the Caucasus even are mothafucka!!
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Middle Easterners are Asian.
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Learn some geography, please.
  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    I think nowadays, if such a field is needed, you simply put checkboxes for the cultural heritages you are offering specific financial aid for, and leave a line if someone chooses to (optionally) write their cultural heritage in.

    Trying to put everyone in a box is dumb.

    we got pretty close in World War I.
    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    MadCaddy wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    MadCaddy wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    ugh, code talk and arab talk

    could it get any worse

    could you talk about LoL in a combination of code and arab

    You're just a southern racist that's bad at video gems. Farsi is a beautiful language! Listening to a non-spoiled persian princess IRL roll her ls is up there with Latinas and their r's and "aye Papi's." plus the skills such linguistics talents imply in the boudoir. ;)

    get your fetishization out of here, papi

    Oh, like you wouldn't go on and on about a girl who said, "lame mi culo, Papi's" in chat for weeks.

    there are some types of women i have an affinity for, probably in part due to my upbringing.

    but i do think talking about it is a little bit crass/objectifying/other'ing/whatever. not trying to get hysterically socially justice-y or anything, but reducing someone's socio-cultural presentation to 'that's hot right fellas' is squicky to me.
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    I guess a silver lining is that now I can order all the parts for that computer

    i have been thinking this since the news dropped, but i didn't want to say it before you did
  • AntinumericAntinumeric Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    I'm not even sure what caucasian means anymore

    It was a good euphemism for white for a long time

    but then people started poking holes in its intrinsic assumptions about "White, WASPy, or Catholic" because you ain't gonna use that exclusionary term against us mothafucka

    I bet you don't even know where the Caucasus even are mothafucka!!
    Georgia makes the best wine.

    The one Caucasian I've spoken to was this Georgian guy in 2008 ranting about the Russians. Our government were refusing to let him fly back :(

    In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phoney God's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Middle Easterners are Asian.

    So are Russians.

    :edit: Some Russians.
    matt has a problem on
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  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I was at the doctor once and the ethnicity listed on a form I had to sign was

    "Hispanic?"

    I'm so mysterious even doctors have to guess

    My wife has been confused for Latino, eye-taliano, Arab, etc...
    pretty much everything except Black and AP
    #FreeThan
    #FreeScheck
    #FreeSKFM
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Middle Easterners are Asian.

    So are Russians.

    I think most of them aren't, but I'm not a 100% on the demographics, here.
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  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    Middle Easterners are Asian.

    Wait, you're not Solomaxwell! You're actually...

    *rips off mask*

    Edward Said?!?!
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck FAK U HODGEHEG Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    I guess a silver lining is that now I can order all the parts for that computer

    i have been thinking this since the news dropped, but i didn't want to say it before you did

    I think dk persuaded me to try to fix the imac and sell it, too
  • Tiger BurningTiger Burning Registered User regular

    today is an unpleasant color
    "All models are wrong; some models are useful."
  • MadCaddyMadCaddy Riksadvokate Registered User regular
    Damn, I gotta do some real work... I'm gonna do some track stuff again. Anyone here interested in learning a bit more/good at math and wanna be a second pair of eyes? If you prove of value, I could even throw a little bit of the profits your way as a free roll depending on how much work/explaining I gotta do. Also kinda taking a litmus test to see if anyone else around here is interested in hearing a bit more about it? I've been chewing over the thread for a bit, as I don't really have much information I feel I own and should disseminate as I had to buy books to procure a lot of it, but I can give pointers, and explain a lotta tricks of the trade that apply more broadly.
    Plus. Since this is my first season taking it extremely seriously, could be fun to learn by teaching (my GF is a teacher, and heckles me incessantly when I try to teach her things, so I just make her read the books and talk to her on her terms now.)
    League of Legends: SorryNotRly Steam: MMForYourHealth Hero Academy: MadCaddy
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    sometimes I think I'd like to learn a programming language

    and then I think of all the work that would involve and it makes me tired

    Math is hard, let's make cookies.
    Oven baker = new Oven();
    Dough yummy = new Dough();
    Cutter star = new Cutter("star.jpg");
    Cutter circle = new Cutter("circle.jpg");
    Cutter heart = new Cutter("heart.jpg");
    
    yummy.add(new Eggs(2));
    yummy.add(new Flour(8, "ounces", "plain"));
    yummy.add(new Milk(1, "pint", "semi-skimmed"));
    yummy.add(new chocolateChips("Belgian"));
    yummy.add(new Nuts("hazelnut"));
    
    yummy.mix(10);
    
    int numOfCookies = yummy.determineBatchSize();
    
    Cookie[] batchOfCookies = new Cookie[numOfCookies];
    
    for (int i = 0; i < numOfCookies; i++)
    {
       switch(i % 3)
       {
          case 0: batchOfCookies[i] = yummy.cutCookie(star); break;
          case 1: batchOfCookies[i] = yummy.cutCookie(circle); break;
          case 2: batchOfCookies[i] = yummy.cutCookie(heart); break;
          default: break;
       }
    }
    
    batchOfCookies = baker.bake(batchOfCookies, 400, 45);
    
    for (int j = 0; j < batchOfCookies.length; j++)
    {
       eat(batchOfCookies[j]);
       System.out.println("Yummy!");
    }
    
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I was at the doctor once and the ethnicity listed on a form I had to sign was

    "Hispanic?"

    I'm so mysterious even doctors have to guess

    My wife has been confused for Latino, eye-taliano, Arab, etc...
    pretty much everything except Black and AP

    Yeah mine has been confused for indian, native american, persian, mexican...

    White people be dumb yo
    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    edited May 2013
    the box thing is dumb

    the world is a smaller place now so the variables have become too much to reasonably fit in one form

    am i "white British" or "White (other)"?

    i'm both p much
    Casual on
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    MadCaddy wrote: »
    Damn, I gotta do some real work... I'm gonna do some track stuff again. Anyone here interested in learning a bit more/good at math and wanna be a second pair of eyes? If you prove of value, I could even throw a little bit of the profits your way as a free roll depending on how much work/explaining I gotta do. Also kinda taking a litmus test to see if anyone else around here is interested in hearing a bit more about it? I've been chewing over the thread for a bit, as I don't really have much information I feel I own and should disseminate as I had to buy books to procure a lot of it, but I can give pointers, and explain a lotta tricks of the trade that apply more broadly.
    Plus. Since this is my first season taking it extremely seriously, could be fun to learn by teaching (my GF is a teacher, and heckles me incessantly when I try to teach her things, so I just make her read the books and talk to her on her terms now.)

    ...tell me more

    [/currently studying for GREs]

    [/abysmal at math section]

    [/like, really really abysmal]
  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    one time someone thought I might have a bit of Ukrainian in me. What a dumb
    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    t
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    What do you call someone who speaks three languages? Tri-lingual.
    What do you call someone who speaks two languages? Bi-lingual.
    What do you call someone who speaks one language? An American.

    What about quarter-lingual

    I'm murikan and I can curse a lot in another language

    so that has to count for something

    Em fucked up the joke. Trilingual is supposed to be polyglot

    no a polyglot is someone who's like a genius but with languages, isn't it?

    my sister is trilingual and my parents sort-of quadrilingual, it's not that hard

    all you need to do is go live somewhere they speak another language and presto

    For the purpose of the joke, a polyglot is "someone who speaks many languages". This is a totally valid definition and macks jook werk.

    I don't see how that makes the joke work better than using trilingual?

    You see that shit hakkes pulled?
    It wouldn't have happened if he used polyglot.
    #FreeThan
    #FreeScheck
    #FreeSKFM
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I was at the doctor once and the ethnicity listed on a form I had to sign was

    "Hispanic?"

    I'm so mysterious even doctors have to guess

    My wife has been confused for Latino, eye-taliano, Arab, etc...
    pretty much everything except Black and AP

    Yeah mine has been confused for indian, native american, persian, mexican...

    White people be dumb yo

    Yup, I get Indian, Italian, Cuban, Pakistani, Arabic
  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I was at the doctor once and the ethnicity listed on a form I had to sign was

    "Hispanic?"

    I'm so mysterious even doctors have to guess

    My wife has been confused for Latino, eye-taliano, Arab, etc...
    pretty much everything except Black and AP

    Yeah mine has been confused for indian, native american, persian, mexican...

    White people be dumb yo

    Yup, I get Indian, Italian, Cuban, Pakistani, Arabic

    well, technically you've had a little bit of it all in you.
    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    one time someone thought I might have a bit of Ukrainian in me. What a dumb

    you might?

    have you had a DNA test recently?
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    t
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    What do you call someone who speaks three languages? Tri-lingual.
    What do you call someone who speaks two languages? Bi-lingual.
    What do you call someone who speaks one language? An American.

    What about quarter-lingual

    I'm murikan and I can curse a lot in another language

    so that has to count for something

    Em fucked up the joke. Trilingual is supposed to be polyglot

    no a polyglot is someone who's like a genius but with languages, isn't it?

    my sister is trilingual and my parents sort-of quadrilingual, it's not that hard

    all you need to do is go live somewhere they speak another language and presto

    For the purpose of the joke, a polyglot is "someone who speaks many languages". This is a totally valid definition and macks jook werk.

    I don't see how that makes the joke work better than using trilingual?

    You see that shit hakkes pulled?
    It wouldn't have happened if he used polyglot.
    I'm always pullin' shit

    You got some shit there

    prepare it to get pulled
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    If you're part Cuban and part Arabic, would you be Cubic.
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I was at the doctor once and the ethnicity listed on a form I had to sign was

    "Hispanic?"

    I'm so mysterious even doctors have to guess

    My wife has been confused for Latino, eye-taliano, Arab, etc...
    pretty much everything except Black and AP

    Yeah mine has been confused for indian, native american, persian, mexican...

    White people be dumb yo

    Yup, I get Indian, Italian, Cuban, Pakistani, Arabic

    well, technically you've had a little bit of it all in you.

    Never
  • MadCaddyMadCaddy Riksadvokate Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Organichu wrote: »
    MadCaddy wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    MadCaddy wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    ugh, code talk and arab talk

    could it get any worse

    could you talk about LoL in a combination of code and arab

    You're just a southern racist that's bad at video gems. Farsi is a beautiful language! Listening to a non-spoiled persian princess IRL roll her ls is up there with Latinas and their r's and "aye Papi's." plus the skills such linguistics talents imply in the boudoir. ;)

    get your fetishization out of here, papi

    Oh, like you wouldn't go on and on about a girl who said, "lame mi culo, Papi's" in chat for weeks.

    there are some types of women i have an affinity for, probably in part due to my upbringing.

    but i do think talking about it is a little bit crass/objectifying/other'ing/whatever. not trying to get hysterically socially justice-y or anything, but reducing someone's socio-cultural presentation to 'that's hot right fellas' is squicky to me.

    Speaking openly about things I enjoy is one of the main reasons I participate around here, and my statement wasn't objectifying, it was tongue in cheek, about a conversation we were having, with just enough truth to make it funny.
    , imho. I can appreciate the joke is not for everyone, much like your affinity for licking assholes, but I feel that what was said isn't putative, or derogatory in any sense.
    MadCaddy on
    League of Legends: SorryNotRly Steam: MMForYourHealth Hero Academy: MadCaddy
  • ronyaronya hmmm over there!Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    t
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    What do you call someone who speaks three languages? Tri-lingual.
    What do you call someone who speaks two languages? Bi-lingual.
    What do you call someone who speaks one language? An American.

    What about quarter-lingual

    I'm murikan and I can curse a lot in another language

    so that has to count for something

    Em fucked up the joke. Trilingual is supposed to be polyglot

    no a polyglot is someone who's like a genius but with languages, isn't it?

    my sister is trilingual and my parents sort-of quadrilingual, it's not that hard

    all you need to do is go live somewhere they speak another language and presto

    For the purpose of the joke, a polyglot is "someone who speaks many languages". This is a totally valid definition and macks jook werk.

    I don't see how that makes the joke work better than using trilingual?

    You see that shit hakkes pulled?
    It wouldn't have happened if he used polyglot.
    I'm always pullin' shit

    You got some shit there

    prepare it to get pulled

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  • ronyaronya hmmm over there!Registered User regular
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Highlight of today: 3 hour Balinese massage. Pretty sure if the lady had another hour we could have achieved orgasm without direct penile stimulation.

    Negative: Oh my god these girls and their shopping. I do not understand going into stores with no intention of actually buying anything. I do not understand looking at items in windows of stores that are already closed. Bleh.
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  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    i'm a mutt only counting the part of my genetics i know about

    given my ancestors geographical locations if i had a DNA test it could turn up pretty much anything
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • y2jake215y2jake215 oh ok yeah that's cool RAP GAME KiNG TUTRegistered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Deebaser wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I was at the doctor once and the ethnicity listed on a form I had to sign was

    "Hispanic?"

    I'm so mysterious even doctors have to guess

    My wife has been confused for Latino, eye-taliano, Arab, etc...
    pretty much everything except Black and AP

    I've gotten white, Hispanic, Indian, Native Anerican, Asian, black a few times I think. I really don't think it should be so difficult
    y2jake215 on
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  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    I was always irrationally concerned that a Demolition Man DVD extra explained the 3 seashells.
    #FreeThan
    #FreeScheck
    #FreeSKFM
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    t
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    What do you call someone who speaks three languages? Tri-lingual.
    What do you call someone who speaks two languages? Bi-lingual.
    What do you call someone who speaks one language? An American.

    What about quarter-lingual

    I'm murikan and I can curse a lot in another language

    so that has to count for something

    Em fucked up the joke. Trilingual is supposed to be polyglot

    no a polyglot is someone who's like a genius but with languages, isn't it?

    my sister is trilingual and my parents sort-of quadrilingual, it's not that hard

    all you need to do is go live somewhere they speak another language and presto

    For the purpose of the joke, a polyglot is "someone who speaks many languages". This is a totally valid definition and macks jook werk.

    I don't see how that makes the joke work better than using trilingual?

    You see that shit hakkes pulled?
    It wouldn't have happened if he used polyglot.
    I'm always pullin' shit

    You got some shit there

    prepare it to get pulled

    the_three_seashells_by_frogyzak.jpg

    i get the reference

    *knowing nod*
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Highlight of today: 3 hour Balinese massage. Pretty sure if the lady had another hour we could have achieved orgasm without direct penile stimulation.

    Negative: Oh my god these girls and their shopping. I do not understand going into stores with no intention of actually buying anything. I do not understand looking at items in windows of stores that are already closed. Bleh.

    Don't you even

    Just cause we know we shouldn't spend money on it/don't want to spend money on it/don't even need it it is still fun to pretend
  • CasualCasual IT'S CRIME TIME MOTHAFUCKAS WE OUTRegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I was at the doctor once and the ethnicity listed on a form I had to sign was

    "Hispanic?"

    I'm so mysterious even doctors have to guess

    My wife has been confused for Latino, eye-taliano, Arab, etc...
    pretty much everything except Black and AP

    I've gotten white, Hispanic, Indian, Native Anerican, Asian, black a few times I think. I really don't think it should be so difficult

    i once got asked if i was from Africa because of my name

    *is whitest guy on the face of the earth*
    R.I.P Sir Check
    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    ??/02/2009 - 19/04/2013
    He lives on as cheezburger grease in our hearts.
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