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21stCentury

Today, i will transcribe 100 cards.

And tomorrow, i will transcribe the remaining 85-ish cards...

Saturday, i will test my game's Lackey Plugin, Sunday, i will build a spartan website.

And Monday, i will begin playtesting over the internets.

What are the odds that the schedule will hold?

Deebaser

matt has a problem wrote: »

Deebaser wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

women be shoppin'

Also, they want spa days and shit...
and they want YOU to go...
da fuq?

"Look, I have a hose, a shovel and a back yard. No way I'm paying $150 for someone else to throw me in mud."

I have none of those things.
/hangs head
/goes to spa

Inquisitor

Hakkekage wrote: »

Inquisitor wrote: »

No, this is how shopping works.

Before going to a store:

You decide that you want a thing.

You decide how much you think that thing is worth.

At the store:

Go directly to the relevant location.

Discern if they have what you want.

Ascertain that it is of the correct price.

Buy it and exit the store or exit with buying nothing.

The end.

There is more than one way to do a thing and shopping is no longer an acquisitive activity, it is a social and leisurely one

First World Capitalism bro

Lies.

Antinumeric

Organichu wrote: »

Antinumeric wrote: »

the LoL thread appears to have turned into fanfic.net

halp.

miss fortune spilled into the great hall with the same tenacity that she spills into her dress- both taxed to contain her.

I hope whoever wrote that feels bad about their crimes.

Gooey

trail hiking is fucking rad and i am going to hike so many trails in hawaii

i also found this place that will do helicopter tours on kauai (so kauai, so desu) in a helicopter that has NO DOORS

but it is like 2 hundo a person

then again i have a lot of savings and this is our honeymoon maybe i should just say fuck it and we do it and make an awesome memory

Ludious

Don't worry guys...my adderall just kicked in.

Deebaser

IM going shopping after work.
Dont judge me.
I need gaudy vacation clothes.

Tiger Burning

:shock:

http://www.businessinsider.com/food-hacks-to-change-the-way-you-eat-2013-5?op=1

Abdhyius

that looks like a good useful knife.

matt has a problem

Inquisitor wrote: »

No, this is how shopping works.

Before going to a store:

You decide that you want a thing.

You decide how much you think that thing is worth.

At the store:

Go directly to the relevant location.

Discern if they have what you want.

Ascertain that it is of the correct price.

Buy it and exit the store or exit with buying nothing.

The end.

That's man-shopping.

Casual

Ludious wrote: »

Casual wrote: »

Ludious wrote: »

Casual wrote: »

Ludious wrote: »

Casual wrote: »

Ludious wrote: »

one time someone thought I might have a bit of Ukrainian in me. What a dumb

you might?

have you had a DNA test recently?

DNA don't mean NOTHIN. I don't have any slav blood in me, you hear me.

would you like some?

only if it's from eating your heart

i had something else in mind

I'm not into beastiality

i don't remember saying your being into it was a pre-requisite of this happening

Mim

emnmnme wrote: »

Mim wrote: »

emnmnme wrote: »

Latino = Mexican, Central America, South America
Hispanic = Mexican, Central and South but not Brazil nor French Guiana, and Spain

And the islands in the Caribbean are where?

Thanks for forgetting my peoples.

Central America needs some padding so I'm lumping you all together with them.

We don't want to be lumped in with them.

I mean, it's already bad enough you have my peoples rubbing up against Cubans and Dominicans (Dominicans) but now we gotta be with Central America too?!

We will be taking our platanos and Bacardi factory elsewhere.

Inquisitor

I see nothing nice about looking at things I can't buy.

That is like looking at pictures of food when you are hungry.

MadCaddy

Good friendships are so awesome in correlation with more traditional physical intimacy. We've had a lot of ups and downs, but I don't think there's a person on this earth that gets me better. I'd use soul mate, but it was more process, and more like a battle. We've broken up more times Than I can count (long, convoluted stories all), and I've had her accuse me of things that you'd think would've been nails in the coffin, and yet, here we are. Both of us happier than ever, and with a history that's incomparable, and more stories than I could write, all things considered. It baffles my mind everytime I think about the fact I've known this girl for over a third of my life.

Deebaser

Gooey wrote: »

trail hiking is fucking rad and i am going to hike so many trails in hawaii

i also found this place that will do helicopter tours on kauai (so kauai, so desu) in a helicopter that has NO DOORS

but it is like 2 hundo a person

then again i have a lot of savings and this is our honeymoon maybe i should just say fuck it and we do it and make an awesome memory

DO IT.
Never pass up an opportunity for a helicopter ride.
It is da bes.

Organichu

i like shopping for certain stuff. like, if it's a very small selection of things- at a jewelry store, for example- and you're just looking back and forth between a few things for a while... i usually don't dig that. but i can walk around a dept store or grocery store or whatever for a long time.

emnmnme

Mim wrote: »

emnmnme wrote: »

Mim wrote: »

emnmnme wrote: »

Latino = Mexican, Central America, South America
Hispanic = Mexican, Central and South but not Brazil nor French Guiana, and Spain

And the islands in the Caribbean are where?

Thanks for forgetting my peoples.

Central America needs some padding so I'm lumping you all together with them.

We don't want to be lumped in with them.

I mean, it's already bad enough you have my peoples rubbing up against Cubans and Dominicans (Dominicans) but now we gotta be with Central America too?!

We will be taking our platanos and Bacardi factory elsewhere.

'El' Salvador? Why not 'La Salvador'?

Solomaxwell6

Mim wrote: »

emnmnme wrote: »

Latino = Mexican, Central America, South America
Hispanic = Mexican, Central and South but not Brazil nor French Guiana, and Spain

And the islands in the Caribbean are where?

Thanks for forgetting my peoples.

The Caribbean sea is just east of the Gulf of Mexico.

Jesus, your people are from there, you should know this.

Mim

Inquisitor wrote: »

I see nothing nice about looking at things I can't buy.

That is like looking at pictures of food when you are hungry.

We women are masters at torturing ourselves.

Ludious

Casual wrote: »

Ludious wrote: »

Casual wrote: »

Ludious wrote: »

Casual wrote: »

Ludious wrote: »

Casual wrote: »

Ludious wrote: »

one time someone thought I might have a bit of Ukrainian in me. What a dumb

you might?

have you had a DNA test recently?

DNA don't mean NOTHIN. I don't have any slav blood in me, you hear me.

would you like some?

only if it's from eating your heart

i had something else in mind

I'm not into beastiality

i don't remember saying your being into it was a pre-requisite of this happening

let's see.

we went: Statement>Question>Denial>Sexual Suggestion>Murderous Response>Sexual Suggestion>Dehumanization>Rape


Yep

That's [chat] escalation in a nutshell

Deebaser

Tiger Burning wrote: »

:shock:

http://www.businessinsider.com/food-hacks-to-change-the-way-you-eat-2013-5?op=1

You know how else you can eat a cupcake neatly?
With a knife and fork.

syndalis

Gooey wrote: »

trail hiking is fucking rad and i am going to hike so many trails in hawaii

i also found this place that will do helicopter tours on kauai (so kauai, so desu) in a helicopter that has NO DOORS

but it is like 2 hundo a person

then again i have a lot of savings and this is our honeymoon maybe i should just say fuck it and we do it and make an awesome memory

My dad and stepmother did this when they were in Hawaii (and I was like 13 and kissing a girl at the hotel).

He got some amazing pictures, but also had the shit scared out of him. The seat belt buckle was the only thing holding him in as they did some passes on the waterfalls, and they took the side door off so they could get better pictures.

Casual

Inquisitor wrote: »

I see nothing nice about looking at things I can't buy.

That is like looking at pictures of food when you are hungry.

if i could be bothered i would make a simple flowchat depicting my shopping thought process, but it goes something like this

Do I have money?>no>I want thing
v
yes
v
i don't want thing now

Gooey

mim

just make more money so you can buy things

Abdhyius

Inquisitor wrote: »

I see nothing nice about looking at things I can't buy.

That is like looking at pictures of food when you are hungry.

I do sometimes like going into a store and just look at random stuff

but that's more like looking at pictures of food when you're trying to find something to make for dinner.


clothes I just go in and go do they have anything I like in here no they do not and leave.

Ludious

I'm sure Organichu will agree with me on this. If you have trouble eating a cupcake neatly, you're not taking big enough bites and/or lack experience.

Tiger Burning

Deebaser wrote: »

Tiger Burning wrote: »

:shock:

http://www.businessinsider.com/food-hacks-to-change-the-way-you-eat-2013-5?op=1

You know how else you can eat a cupcake neatly?
With a knife and fork.

ain't nobody got time for that

skippydumptruck

Gooey wrote: »

trail hiking is fucking rad and i am going to hike so many trails in hawaii

i also found this place that will do helicopter tours on kauai (so kauai, so desu) in a helicopter that has NO DOORS

but it is like 2 hundo a person

then again i have a lot of savings and this is our honeymoon maybe i should just say fuck it and we do it and make an awesome memory

I went snorkling in hanama bay

you should totes snorkel or scuba, it was really fun

Hakkekage

Inquisitor wrote: »

Hakkekage wrote: »

Inquisitor wrote: »

No, this is how shopping works.

Before going to a store:

You decide that you want a thing.

You decide how much you think that thing is worth.

At the store:

Go directly to the relevant location.

Discern if they have what you want.

Ascertain that it is of the correct price.

Buy it and exit the store or exit with buying nothing.

The end.

There is more than one way to do a thing and shopping is no longer an acquisitive activity, it is a social and leisurely one

First World Capitalism bro

Lies.

Just because you don't believe it doesn't mean it isn't true and doesn't have a host of scholarly musings on the topic

http://link.springer.com/chapter/10.1007/978-90-481-2419-0_10

http://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/02614368700390061#preview

matt has a problem

Also, when at the grocery store, learn the layout and group your list accordingly, so you just do a zig-zag through the aisles from one end of the store to the other, and you're done. My wife shops for groceries like she's in one of those stupid Family Circus "where's Billy" comics.

MAN-SHOPPING

Organichu

Ludious wrote: »

I'm sure Organichu will agree with me on this. If you have trouble eating a cupcake neatly, you're not taking big enough bites and/or lack experience.

this guy knows

emnmnme

Inquisitor

Or you can just eat the cupcake with your hands and not be a messy eater?

I have never had difficulties eating a cupcake?

BEAST!

Deebaser wrote: »

IM going shopping after work.
Dont judge me.
I need gaudy vacation clothes.

i need regular vacation clothes

i will blindly click some internet buttons and hope i dont look like a pile of vomit

/me does not get shop

Chanus

Ludious wrote: »

I'm sure Organichu will agree with me on this. If you have trouble eating a cupcake neatly, you're not taking big enough bites and/or lack experience.

You've got to relax your throat.

Gooey

unless it is one of those gigantic cupcakes they sell at stores that just sell cupcakes you should be doing the whole thing in one bite

y2jake215

I shop by walking endlessly around the mall, looking at similar clothing for similar prices at similar stores but never buying anything because I worry there's something I like more or is cheaper at a different store


It's always okay these pants are an option. But let's check that store first

Eventually I leave empty handed or with some novelty on a whim purchase made late in the game

I fail at shopping

Organichu

matt has a problem wrote: »

Also, when at the grocery store, learn the layout and group your list accordingly, so you just do a zig-zag through the aisles from one end of the store to the other, and you're done. My wife shops for groceries like she's in one of those stupid Family Circus "where's Billy" comics.

MAN-SHOPPING

this sounds gross to me

i walk the whole thing, it is interesting to see stuff, new foods, foods i haven't had in a while, compare prices of various things

even when i'm only buying 20-30 dollars worth of stuff i cover the whole place except like, pet food and the toilet paper/paper towel aisle.

Mim

Gooey wrote: »

mim

just make more money so you can buy things

gurl

gurl

what do you think I am trying to do

I'm trying to find a good job that'll let me sit on my ass for 8 hours so my legs aren't killing me by the end of the day.

A recent grocery store trip held me up an extra 5 minutes because I had to make my dad stop due to leg pain.

Chanus

BEAST! wrote: »

Deebaser wrote: »

IM going shopping after work.
Dont judge me.
I need gaudy vacation clothes.

i need regular vacation clothes

i will blindly click some internet buttons and hope i dont look like a pile of vomit

/me does not get shop

*Click click click*

A penny romance novel and a George Foreman grill?

Okay. Here we go.