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  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    WHY WON'T INTERNET PAGES LOAD PROPERLY!?

    i reset my modem, I reset my router...

    I've completely exhausted my options here...

    clear your cache?
    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • MortiousMortious Move to New Zealand Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    reconjetyesjt.jpg


    I have no clothes that go with this. I suppose if I skied I might be down for it.

    You could probably rock that with no clothes.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    WHY WON'T INTERNET PAGES LOAD PROPERLY!?

    i reset my modem, I reset my router...

    I've completely exhausted my options here...

    clear your cache?

    How i clear cache
  • kaleeditykaleedity bad biscuits make the baker broke bro Registered User regular
    Mortious wrote: »
    I like to believe that our internet speeds is due to us being an export focused country.

    smells like dsl
    kaleedity wrote: »
    Why is my internet wonky lately.

    Is bullshit.

    define wonky

    Pages don't load properly.

    update flash, java, browser, check addins like noscript/adblock if you have them

    any specific information and I might be able to help further
  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    WHY WON'T INTERNET PAGES LOAD PROPERLY!?

    i reset my modem, I reset my router...

    I've completely exhausted my options here...

    clear your cache?

    How i clear cache

    what browser do you have
    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark Registered User regular
    So another premier bridge design firm reviewed my design for this new arch bridge and claimed they found my design inadequate. OK fair enough, everyone makes mistakes sometimes, that's why we have this peer review process for major and/or complex bridges.

    So they send their report over and within 30 seconds of popping open their calcs I find two substantial errors in their analysis that proves my design is more than adequate. Like, second year undergraduate level mistakes.

    So anyways I got to take them to task a bit on a conference call where my boss listened in, which was fun. It went something like this:

    Them:
    Oh yeah, we messed that up.
    Oh yeah, that too.
    ...and that as well, sorry.

    Me:
    You come at the king, you better not miss.
    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    WHY WON'T INTERNET PAGES LOAD PROPERLY!?

    i reset my modem, I reset my router...

    I've completely exhausted my options here...

    clear your cache?

    How i clear cache

    Post your banking info to reddit.
  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    WHY WON'T INTERNET PAGES LOAD PROPERLY!?

    i reset my modem, I reset my router...

    I've completely exhausted my options here...

    clear your cache?

    How i clear cache

    In Chrome it's Settings > Advanced > Clear Browsing Data
    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 Registered User regular
    Omg I just ate so much Mexican food.
    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Omg I just ate so much Mexican food.

    GOOD
  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    Omg I just ate so much Mexican food.

    Jealous! :(
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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    So, what did i miss today?

    Shivahn's a ghost now

    what? How did that happen?

    I liked Shivahn :(

    The same way we all became ghosts today

    cult of chat drank the kool-aid

    I thought you meant she was sneaking around and laser guiding missiles onto stuff.

    I can do two things!
  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    So another premier bridge design firm reviewed my design for this new arch bridge and claimed they found my design inadequate. OK fair enough, everyone makes mistakes sometimes, that's why we have this peer review process for major and/or complex bridges.

    So they send their report over and within 30 seconds of popping open their calcs I find two substantial errors in their analysis that proves my design is more than adequate. Like, second year undergraduate level mistakes.

    So anyways I got to take them to task a bit on a conference call where my boss listened in, which was fun. It went something like this:

    Them:
    Oh yeah, we messed that up.
    Oh yeah, that too.
    ...and that as well, sorry.

    Me:
    You come at the king, you better not miss.

    be honest though

    when they miss, and you get to go for the jugular

    you get wood

    I know I do.

    Being right from the get go is wonderful.

    But being challenged and proving someone wrong, jesus christ, put a cigarette out on my arm and call me a dirty girl
    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    So

    My dad called my work while drunk at 10 or 11am to tell them that I should be fired for being a liar who told lies about being raped and other things for attention etc.

    My bosses called me in to talk about it and I honestly thought I was gonna lose my job

    But they told me that they did not hold it against me and that it clearly wasn't my fault and that my personal life is none of their business

    Then they had a conference call with me and the police to address it

    So an officer will be speaking to my father tonight and if he does this again there will be CONSEQUENCES

    As such my emotions are kinda a mess right now
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Omg I just ate so much Mexican food.

    How many Mexican children will starve to death because of you?
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Mortious wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    So, what did i miss today?

    Shivahn's a ghost now

    what? How did that happen?

    I liked Shivahn :(

    Freak Push-Up Bra accident.

    And I will have YOU know I look fabulous without a push-up bra thank you very much.
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. Risk is our business.Registered User regular
  • kaleeditykaleedity bad biscuits make the baker broke bro Registered User regular
    So

    My dad called my work while drunk at 10 or 11am to tell them that I should be fired for being a liar who told lies about being raped and other things for attention etc.

    My bosses called me in to talk about it and I honestly thought I was gonna lose my job

    But they told me that they did not hold it against me and that it clearly wasn't my fault and that my personal life is none of their business

    Then they had a conference call with me and the police to address it

    So an officer will be speaking to my father tonight and if he does this again there will be CONSEQUENCES

    As such my emotions are kinda a mess right now

    Cass

    I don't know what to say. I wish I could be helpful.
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 Registered User regular
    I'm kind of annoyed about it! I join three of my friends for dinner after me and my roommate went to this other thing, anyway, they say "let's order more fajitas!" So we do, and I'm the only one who eats any of it. No one else pays for the dish, I'm stuck with a bill of $14.28. I had ALREADY EATEN, and only had one! THE FUCK.

    Seriously, it's these things that destroy friendships. I am currently hella resentful.
    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    So another premier bridge design firm reviewed my design for this new arch bridge and claimed they found my design inadequate. OK fair enough, everyone makes mistakes sometimes, that's why we have this peer review process for major and/or complex bridges.

    So they send their report over and within 30 seconds of popping open their calcs I find two substantial errors in their analysis that proves my design is more than adequate. Like, second year undergraduate level mistakes.

    So anyways I got to take them to task a bit on a conference call where my boss listened in, which was fun. It went something like this:

    Them:
    Oh yeah, we messed that up.
    Oh yeah, that too.
    ...and that as well, sorry.

    Me:
    You come at the king, you better not miss.

    be honest though

    when they miss, and you get to go for the jugular

    you get wood

    I know I do.

    Being right from the get go is wonderful.

    But being challenged and proving someone wrong, jesus christ, put a cigarette out on my arm and call me a dirty girl

    Oh yeah I was strutting around the office all day
    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • ChanusChanus Registered User regular
    Cass

    :(
    Feck, shite, feck, shite, feck, shite, arse!
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Chanus take my quote out of your signature anyway. It's out of context and makes people think I'm afraid or hate vaginas!
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    So

    My dad called my work while drunk at 10 or 11am to tell them that I should be fired for being a liar who told lies about being raped and other things for attention etc.

    My bosses called me in to talk about it and I honestly thought I was gonna lose my job

    But they told me that they did not hold it against me and that it clearly wasn't my fault and that my personal life is none of their business

    Then they had a conference call with me and the police to address it

    So an officer will be speaking to my father tonight and if he does this again there will be CONSEQUENCES

    As such my emotions are kinda a mess right now

    *hug*
  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Cass, give me your Dad's number

    fuck the police

    Do you want him to find a new god in Cthulhu

    I could convince him to throw himself off an overpass
    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 Registered User regular
    So

    My dad called my work while drunk at 10 or 11am to tell them that I should be fired for being a liar who told lies about being raped and other things for attention etc.

    My bosses called me in to talk about it and I honestly thought I was gonna lose my job

    But they told me that they did not hold it against me and that it clearly wasn't my fault and that my personal life is none of their business

    Then they had a conference call with me and the police to address it

    So an officer will be speaking to my father tonight and if he does this again there will be CONSEQUENCES

    As such my emotions are kinda a mess right now

    Sorry to hear that, Cass. I'm so glad your bosses were smart enough not to put too much faith into a random call like that.
    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • ElkiElki Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    While I was working, Google rocked the fuck out of my RSS feed.



    http://www.engadget.com/2013/05/15/google-play-game-services/
    Google Play game developers and players alike are getting a quartet of game-changing additions today: real-time multiplayer, leaderboards, cloud saves and achievements. And that's not all -- the latter three services will function cross-platform between Android, iOS and the web.

    http://www.engadget.com/2013/05/15/google-maps-location-apis-geofencing-low-power
    Maps is one of the most useful features in Android, and today at Google I/O 2013, Mountain View announced a trio of new location services APIs to help devs to better leverage that strength. Fused Location Provider is the first, and it brings faster, more accurate location signals and delivers a low-power location mode that sips less than 1 percent of your battery while in use. Next is Geofencing, which will allow devs to set up to 100 location-based triggers for app events. The third API is called Activity Recognition, which uses accelerometer data and machine learning to figure out when you're walking, cycling or driving.

    This is just hilarious.

    http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2013/05/google-to-sell-unlocked-galaxy-s-4-with-stock-android-4-2-on-june-26/

    It's funny because Samsung sucks at software.


    And the big one.

    http://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2013/05/google-beefs-up-hangouts-into-text-photo-video-chat-powerhouse/

    Step off, iM. Step off. I can get behind this.
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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark Registered User regular
    Jesus Christ DPA

    At least you dont live with a fuckstick like that anymore
    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • MortiousMortious Move to New Zealand Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mortious wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    So, what did i miss today?

    Shivahn's a ghost now

    what? How did that happen?

    I liked Shivahn :(

    Freak Push-Up Bra accident.

    And I will have YOU know I look fabulous without a push-up bra thank you very much.

    pics or it didn't happen
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Registered User regular
    Cass, your dad continues to find new ways to sink deeper.
    There's no living with a killing. There's no goin' back from one. Right or wrong, it's a brand... a brand sticks. There's no goin' back. Now you run on home to your mother and tell her... tell her everything's alright. And there aren't any more guns in the valley.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    i cleared the cache in firefox and the pages still load badly... but doing ctrl+F5 seems to make them load properly again...

    Fucking internet. I hate you. i hate everything right now.
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    I'm kinda not majorly upset more

    Bewildered

    And embarrassed
  • MortiousMortious Move to New Zealand Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    i cleared the cache in firefox and the pages still load badly... but doing ctrl+F5 seems to make them load properly again...

    Fucking internet. I hate you. i hate everything right now.

    Install Chrome.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    Mortious wrote: »
    i cleared the cache in firefox and the pages still load badly... but doing ctrl+F5 seems to make them load properly again...

    Fucking internet. I hate you. i hate everything right now.

    Install Chrome.

    I don't like Chrome.
  • MimMim Registered User regular
    Okay, Journey seems pretty cool so far, but I'm not understanding the purpose of it.

    Though I do like not dying.
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Your bosses sound nice at least.
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    I'm kind of annoyed about it! I join three of my friends for dinner after me and my roommate went to this other thing, anyway, they say "let's order more fajitas!" So we do, and I'm the only one who eats any of it. No one else pays for the dish, I'm stuck with a bill of $14.28. I had ALREADY EATEN, and only had one! THE FUCK.

    Seriously, it's these things that destroy friendships. I am currently hella resentful.

    Next time you go out make a lame excuse about money being tight and needing to just pay for your own shit.

    If they call you on it just be all "No really, I gotta pay for my grandmas boob job."
    Caveman Paws on
  • MentalExerciseMentalExercise Indefenestrable Registered User regular
    So

    My dad called my work while drunk at 10 or 11am to tell them that I should be fired for being a liar who told lies about being raped and other things for attention etc.

    My bosses called me in to talk about it and I honestly thought I was gonna lose my job

    But they told me that they did not hold it against me and that it clearly wasn't my fault and that my personal life is none of their business

    Then they had a conference call with me and the police to address it

    So an officer will be speaking to my father tonight and if he does this again there will be CONSEQUENCES

    As such my emotions are kinda a mess right now

    Wait... Do I awesome this?
    "More fish for Kunta!"

    --LeVar Burton
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Okay, Journey seems pretty cool so far, but I'm not understanding the purpose of it.

    Though I do like not dying.

    Go on a journey!
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