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Chanus · May 2013

21stCentury wrote: »

WHY WON'T INTERNET PAGES LOAD PROPERLY!?

i reset my modem, I reset my router...

I've completely exhausted my options here...

clear your cache?

Mortious · May 2013

Elki wrote: »

I have no clothes that go with this. I suppose if I skied I might be down for it.

You could probably rock that with no clothes.

21stCentury · May 2013

Chanus wrote: »

21stCentury wrote: »

WHY WON'T INTERNET PAGES LOAD PROPERLY!?

i reset my modem, I reset my router...

I've completely exhausted my options here...

clear your cache?

How i clear cache

kaleedity · May 2013

Mortious wrote: »

I like to believe that our internet speeds is due to us being an export focused country.

smells like dsl

21stCentury wrote: »

kaleedity wrote: »

21stCentury wrote: »

Why is my internet wonky lately.

Is bullshit.

define wonky

Pages don't load properly.

update flash, java, browser, check addins like noscript/adblock if you have them

any specific information and I might be able to help further

Ludious · May 2013

21stCentury wrote: »

Chanus wrote: »

21stCentury wrote: »

WHY WON'T INTERNET PAGES LOAD PROPERLY!?

i reset my modem, I reset my router...

I've completely exhausted my options here...

clear your cache?

How i clear cache

what browser do you have

Sir Landshark · May 2013

So another premier bridge design firm reviewed my design for this new arch bridge and claimed they found my design inadequate. OK fair enough, everyone makes mistakes sometimes, that's why we have this peer review process for major and/or complex bridges.

So they send their report over and within 30 seconds of popping open their calcs I find two substantial errors in their analysis that proves my design is more than adequate. Like, second year undergraduate level mistakes.

So anyways I got to take them to task a bit on a conference call where my boss listened in, which was fun. It went something like this:

Them:
Oh yeah, we messed that up.
Oh yeah, that too.
...and that as well, sorry.

Me:
You come at the king, you better not miss.

Caveman Paws · May 2013

21stCentury wrote: »

Chanus wrote: »

21stCentury wrote: »

WHY WON'T INTERNET PAGES LOAD PROPERLY!?

i reset my modem, I reset my router...

I've completely exhausted my options here...

clear your cache?

How i clear cache

Post your banking info to reddit.

Chanus · May 2013

21stCentury wrote: »

Chanus wrote: »

21stCentury wrote: »

WHY WON'T INTERNET PAGES LOAD PROPERLY!?

i reset my modem, I reset my router...

I've completely exhausted my options here...

clear your cache?

How i clear cache

In Chrome it's Settings > Advanced > Clear Browsing Data

Ravenhpltc24 · May 2013

Omg I just ate so much Mexican food.

Sarksus · May 2013

Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »

Omg I just ate so much Mexican food.

GOOD

Cokebotle · May 2013

Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »

Omg I just ate so much Mexican food.

Jealous!

Shivahn · May 2013

evilbob wrote: »

simonwolf wrote: »

21stCentury wrote: »

simonwolf wrote: »

21stCentury wrote: »

So, what did i miss today?

Shivahn's a ghost now

what? How did that happen?

I liked Shivahn

The same way we all became ghosts today

cult of chat drank the kool-aid

I thought you meant she was sneaking around and laser guiding missiles onto stuff.

I can do two things!

Ludious · May 2013

Sir Landshark wrote: »

So another premier bridge design firm reviewed my design for this new arch bridge and claimed they found my design inadequate. OK fair enough, everyone makes mistakes sometimes, that's why we have this peer review process for major and/or complex bridges.

So they send their report over and within 30 seconds of popping open their calcs I find two substantial errors in their analysis that proves my design is more than adequate. Like, second year undergraduate level mistakes.

So anyways I got to take them to task a bit on a conference call where my boss listened in, which was fun. It went something like this:

Them:
Oh yeah, we messed that up.
Oh yeah, that too.
...and that as well, sorry.

Me:
You come at the king, you better not miss.

be honest though

when they miss, and you get to go for the jugular

you get wood

I know I do.

Being right from the get go is wonderful.

But being challenged and proving someone wrong, jesus christ, put a cigarette out on my arm and call me a dirty girl

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot · May 2013

So

My dad called my work while drunk at 10 or 11am to tell them that I should be fired for being a liar who told lies about being raped and other things for attention etc.

My bosses called me in to talk about it and I honestly thought I was gonna lose my job

But they told me that they did not hold it against me and that it clearly wasn't my fault and that my personal life is none of their business

Then they had a conference call with me and the police to address it

So an officer will be speaking to my father tonight and if he does this again there will be CONSEQUENCES

As such my emotions are kinda a mess right now

evilbob · May 2013

Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »

Omg I just ate so much Mexican food.

How many Mexican children will starve to death because of you?

Shivahn · May 2013

Mortious wrote: »

21stCentury wrote: »

simonwolf wrote: »

21stCentury wrote: »

So, what did i miss today?

Shivahn's a ghost now

what? How did that happen?

I liked Shivahn

Freak Push-Up Bra accident.

And I will have YOU know I look fabulous without a push-up bra thank you very much.

AManFromEarth · May 2013

http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/perfectly-timed-cat-photos

kaleedity · May 2013

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »

So

My dad called my work while drunk at 10 or 11am to tell them that I should be fired for being a liar who told lies about being raped and other things for attention etc.

My bosses called me in to talk about it and I honestly thought I was gonna lose my job

But they told me that they did not hold it against me and that it clearly wasn't my fault and that my personal life is none of their business

Then they had a conference call with me and the police to address it

So an officer will be speaking to my father tonight and if he does this again there will be CONSEQUENCES

As such my emotions are kinda a mess right now

Cass

I don't know what to say. I wish I could be helpful.

So It Goes · May 2013

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »

So
Y
My dad called my work while drunk at 10 or 11am to tell them that I should be fired for being a liar who told lies about being raped and other things for attention etc.

My bosses called me in to talk about it and I honestly thought I was gonna lose my job

But they told me that they did not hold it against me and that it clearly wasn't my fault and that my personal life is none of their business

Then they had a conference call with me and the police to address it

So an officer will be speaking to my father tonight and if he does this again there will be CONSEQUENCES

As such my emotions are kinda a mess right now

sorry

that sucks

Ravenhpltc24 · May 2013

I'm kind of annoyed about it! I join three of my friends for dinner after me and my roommate went to this other thing, anyway, they say "let's order more fajitas!" So we do, and I'm the only one who eats any of it. No one else pays for the dish, I'm stuck with a bill of $14.28. I had ALREADY EATEN, and only had one! THE FUCK.

Seriously, it's these things that destroy friendships. I am currently hella resentful.

Sir Landshark · May 2013

Ludious wrote: »

Sir Landshark wrote: »

So another premier bridge design firm reviewed my design for this new arch bridge and claimed they found my design inadequate. OK fair enough, everyone makes mistakes sometimes, that's why we have this peer review process for major and/or complex bridges.

So they send their report over and within 30 seconds of popping open their calcs I find two substantial errors in their analysis that proves my design is more than adequate. Like, second year undergraduate level mistakes.

So anyways I got to take them to task a bit on a conference call where my boss listened in, which was fun. It went something like this:

Them:
Oh yeah, we messed that up.
Oh yeah, that too.
...and that as well, sorry.

Me:
You come at the king, you better not miss.

be honest though

when they miss, and you get to go for the jugular

you get wood

I know I do.

Being right from the get go is wonderful.

But being challenged and proving someone wrong, jesus christ, put a cigarette out on my arm and call me a dirty girl

Oh yeah I was strutting around the office all day

Chanus · May 2013

Cass

Shivahn · May 2013

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »

So

My dad called my work while drunk at 10 or 11am to tell them that I should be fired for being a liar who told lies about being raped and other things for attention etc.

My bosses called me in to talk about it and I honestly thought I was gonna lose my job

But they told me that they did not hold it against me and that it clearly wasn't my fault and that my personal life is none of their business

Then they had a conference call with me and the police to address it

So an officer will be speaking to my father tonight and if he does this again there will be CONSEQUENCES

As such my emotions are kinda a mess right now

*hug*

Ludious · May 2013

Cass, give me your Dad's number

fuck the police

Do you want him to find a new god in Cthulhu

I could convince him to throw himself off an overpass

Ravenhpltc24 · May 2013

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »

So

My dad called my work while drunk at 10 or 11am to tell them that I should be fired for being a liar who told lies about being raped and other things for attention etc.

My bosses called me in to talk about it and I honestly thought I was gonna lose my job

But they told me that they did not hold it against me and that it clearly wasn't my fault and that my personal life is none of their business

Then they had a conference call with me and the police to address it

So an officer will be speaking to my father tonight and if he does this again there will be CONSEQUENCES

As such my emotions are kinda a mess right now

Sorry to hear that, Cass. I'm so glad your bosses were smart enough not to put too much faith into a random call like that.

Elki · May 2013

While I was working, Google rocked the fuck out of my RSS feed.

http://www.engadget.com/2013/05/15/google-play-game-services/

Google Play game developers and players alike are getting a quartet of game-changing additions today: real-time multiplayer, leaderboards, cloud saves and achievements. And that's not all -- the latter three services will function cross-platform between Android, iOS and the web.

http://www.engadget.com/2013/05/15/google-maps-location-apis-geofencing-low-power

Maps is one of the most useful features in Android, and today at Google I/O 2013, Mountain View announced a trio of new location services APIs to help devs to better leverage that strength. Fused Location Provider is the first, and it brings faster, more accurate location signals and delivers a low-power location mode that sips less than 1 percent of your battery while in use. Next is Geofencing, which will allow devs to set up to 100 location-based triggers for app events. The third API is called Activity Recognition, which uses accelerometer data and machine learning to figure out when you're walking, cycling or driving.

This is just hilarious.

http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2013/05/google-to-sell-unlocked-galaxy-s-4-with-stock-android-4-2-on-june-26/

It's funny because Samsung sucks at software.

And the big one.

http://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2013/05/google-beefs-up-hangouts-into-text-photo-video-chat-powerhouse/

Step off, iM. Step off. I can get behind this.

Sir Landshark · May 2013

Jesus Christ DPA

At least you dont live with a fuckstick like that anymore

Inquisitor · May 2013

Geeze, just... good god.

Luckily your work sounds really level headed Cass, and getting the police involved is a good move.

Do whatever is in your power to keep him from trying to drag you down with him.

I am so happy you live on your own right now. This is just like, his last pathetic attempt to exert control over you, control that he no longer has.

But god just reading that made me so mad. I am at my desk at work clenching my fists and getting teary eyed with impotent rage.

Mortious · May 2013

Shivahn wrote: »

Mortious wrote: »

21stCentury wrote: »

simonwolf wrote: »

21stCentury wrote: »

So, what did i miss today?

Shivahn's a ghost now

what? How did that happen?

I liked Shivahn

Freak Push-Up Bra accident.

And I will have YOU know I look fabulous without a push-up bra thank you very much.

pics or it didn't happen

Thomamelas · May 2013

Cass, your dad continues to find new ways to sink deeper.

21stCentury · May 2013

i cleared the cache in firefox and the pages still load badly... but doing ctrl+F5 seems to make them load properly again...

Fucking internet. I hate you. i hate everything right now.

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot · May 2013

I'm kinda not majorly upset more

Bewildered

And embarrassed

Mortious · May 2013

21stCentury wrote: »

i cleared the cache in firefox and the pages still load badly... but doing ctrl+F5 seems to make them load properly again...

Fucking internet. I hate you. i hate everything right now.

Install Chrome.

21stCentury · May 2013

Mortious wrote: »

21stCentury wrote: »

i cleared the cache in firefox and the pages still load badly... but doing ctrl+F5 seems to make them load properly again...

Fucking internet. I hate you. i hate everything right now.

Install Chrome.

I don't like Chrome.

Mim · May 2013

Okay, Journey seems pretty cool so far, but I'm not understanding the purpose of it.

Though I do like not dying.

evilbob · May 2013

Your bosses sound nice at least.

Caveman Paws · May 2013

Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »

I'm kind of annoyed about it! I join three of my friends for dinner after me and my roommate went to this other thing, anyway, they say "let's order more fajitas!" So we do, and I'm the only one who eats any of it. No one else pays for the dish, I'm stuck with a bill of $14.28. I had ALREADY EATEN, and only had one! THE FUCK.

Seriously, it's these things that destroy friendships. I am currently hella resentful.

Next time you go out make a lame excuse about money being tight and needing to just pay for your own shit.

If they call you on it just be all "No really, I gotta pay for my grandmas boob job."

AManFromEarth · May 2013

MentalExercise · May 2013

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »

So

My dad called my work while drunk at 10 or 11am to tell them that I should be fired for being a liar who told lies about being raped and other things for attention etc.

My bosses called me in to talk about it and I honestly thought I was gonna lose my job

But they told me that they did not hold it against me and that it clearly wasn't my fault and that my personal life is none of their business

Then they had a conference call with me and the police to address it

So an officer will be speaking to my father tonight and if he does this again there will be CONSEQUENCES

As such my emotions are kinda a mess right now

Wait... Do I awesome this?

Inquisitor · May 2013

Mim wrote: »

Okay, Journey seems pretty cool so far, but I'm not understanding the purpose of it.

Though I do like not dying.

Go on a journey!

Penny Arcade

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