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Life is a long series of fuckups and near misses. For once I'd like to be the one fucking life, in the form of a Cave Johnson esc lemon cannon, or a literal fucking of a pixelated surrogate of my sexual fantasies. That's where VR should go.
Eventually, you just got to fuck up the fuckups yourself rather then get fucked.
nooooo
i gotta go get some food for me and homegirl when she gets back
later, lovers
Yay.
Nighty night cupcakes. Especially Shivahn and her new smooth facial radiance. I will get on Skype tomorrow night sometime.
I'd hang out with him anyways
I won't be here tomorrow night >.>
Grooooup
But after that yes. Sleep tight!
@jacobkosh @powerpuppies @thomamelas @desc
Game 2
if my nap is unsettled by visions of an undulating orgasmic Kate Upton, I will know who to blame
This guy beats the arcade version of Gradius III on the hardest setting, not an easy task.
But my eyes hurt and I have a mysterious headache, so fuck that - reading news.
How is [chat] doing?
Actual Play: Mage: the Awakening - At the Edge of All Things
What the hell is with chat and the cybersex thing tonight? That's two nights in a row
when the indigo children come
I came to chat after reading about three women found alive after being abducted ten years ago.
Then I started thinking of ways to execute people with pits and hungry grizzly bears.
They are better designed and fairer than modern bullet hell games.
Playoffs?!?! Don't talk to me about playoffs!
On the other hand, the cleaner did nicely fold the last roll, hotel styles.
Do they still make new games like that?!
Gross. The 80s are over people! Stop 2D scroll'n!
Yes
Needs more pigs, but grizzlies need some love too, I suppose. *shrug*
There's always this, too.
Everyone should love Grizzlies
thank you Coke!
Japan does. They still ocasionally make Gradius games too. They have a LOT of bullets but I don't think they count as bullet hell.
gat dayum
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Just because there are 7billion humans on a planet with limited resources does not mean we should destroy those of us who are begging to be removed from the gene pool via fanged monsters.
it really is such a good sport
fucking americans, gotta get on this shit
market it towards the mexicans
it's soccer with fighting, they'll eat it up!
How can you be great in the regular season year after year and then choke in the playoffs?!
It's like the other teams are just toying with them "man, you win again Vancouver. Toooo good for us ."*snicker*
Bart needs braces!
We need more self spreading sheets
@desc - write this idea into your new "film" about a struggling start-up.
You could have a lot of fun with a tech start up, angel investors and self spreading spread sheets.
this was hot two years ago when i still listened to new music.