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Arch · May 2013

Caveman Paws wrote: »

Arch wrote: »

Anyway what is up [chat]

I am running two experiments now yay

I am baking a chicken breast.

Which is almost as impressive as two experiments...

I feel like I should shake your hand and pay you for your service to science.

So Paypal, do you take VISA?

yes

MadCaddy · May 2013

Mim wrote: »

Robos A Go Go wrote: »

Mim wrote: »

My mom said I have a shelf for a stomach and I look like a sausage in my clothes.

TO THE PILATES VIDEOS

That is the cruelest thing a mother has ever said!

It's like a quote from Lucille Bluth.

She was like "WHAT IS WITH THAT SHELF? YOU'VE ONLY BEEN HOME FROM BOOT CAMP FOR A MONTH!" then she said I looked like a sausage and my pants looked like they were too tight on me (THEY'RE NOT) and my dad goes "It's the casing"

I don't have any cadio I can do with my legs still fucked up though! So all I got is pilates, yoga and punching my ball.

I'm gonna sign up for secret Santa just to send you a bunch of Menendez documentaries, and a copy of Full Metal Jacket. Hopefully that'll send the point.

Winky · May 2013

"Breed out all the deleterious alleles"?

This is a little like saying "can't we just kill ALL the bugs?"

Cinders · May 2013

Mim wrote: »

EriktheVikingGamer wrote: »

Mim wrote: »

EriktheVikingGamer wrote: »

Mim wrote: »

Elldren wrote: »

Mim wrote: »

Robos A Go Go wrote: »

Mim wrote: »

My mom said I have a shelf for a stomach and I look like a sausage in my clothes.

TO THE PILATES VIDEOS

That is the cruelest thing a mother has ever said!

It's like a quote from Lucille Bluth.

She was like "WHAT IS WITH THAT SHELF? YOU'VE ONLY BEEN HOME FROM BOOT CAMP FOR A MONTH!" then she said I looked like a sausage and my pants looked like they were too tight on me (THEY'RE NOT) and my dad goes "It's the casing"

I don't have any cadio I can do with my legs still fucked up though! So all I got is pilates, yoga and punching my ball.

Your legs are fucked up Mim?

Yeah, from the running in boot camp. I can't walk long distances without taking breaks and my left foot is messed up on the bottom. I'm seeing a doctor about it on the 21st to find out what's up with them and how to fix them. So I need to come up with a cardio work out that doesn't involve jumping, running, walking...or swimming. I wish I could swim though because I love swimming but there are no pools near me!

Bicycle exercises while on your back? Not the best in the world but in a pinch it should help.

I don't have a bike either!

So I guess I'm stuck with pilates and yoga (not that I'm stuck with that really because I love pilates and yoga)

No, I mean like lying on your back and moving your legs like your riding a bicycle.

For reference:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FGilxCbdz8

Oh, yeah I can totally do that once the muscle I pulled in my lower back heals (I am just FUCKING my body up)

This is why we all need sexy cyborg bodies.

TTODewback · May 2013

AManFromEarth wrote: »

Corehealer wrote: »

Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »

Behold, my pretty semi-formal dress. Not bad for ordering it on Saturday in a panic because I forgot all about this event.

Also, I am totally less fat than I used to be. It feels nice.

I'm going to be frank for a moment here, bear with me:

Your beautiful.

Knock em dead Raven.

Her beautiful what?

GOD DAMMIT MY EYES ARE UP HERE

AManFromEarth · May 2013

Deebaser wrote: »

AManFromEarth wrote: »

Corehealer wrote: »

Deebaser wrote: »

emnmnme wrote: »

Corehealer wrote: »

Gender equality damnit!

If a girl wants to go somewhere specific for a date, she should treat her boyfriend to it instead of assuming the guy will pick up the bill on dates.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahagahagahaha
*gasp*
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahagahagahaha

In my experience, both parties split that sort of thing; man pays half the time, woman pays half the time.

I don't see any reason for either person to bear the bigger burden in dating when there's enough other things to worry about.

sometimes it is nice to treat your partner to a dinner, but sometimes you're low on funds so you dutch it up

the system works!

i like being gregarious though, so i usually pay for people when i am able

There's no "system" IMO. Everyone does what works in there circumstance and that's ok!

is what i meant by "System" ie our system works

it might not for other people! and it is ok for them to live their lives in a wrong way, they'll answer to god eventually

Winky · May 2013

OH MY GOD IS SARKSUS DOING MIM FOR REAL?

Mim · May 2013

MadCaddy wrote: »

Mim wrote: »

Robos A Go Go wrote: »

Mim wrote: »

My mom said I have a shelf for a stomach and I look like a sausage in my clothes.

TO THE PILATES VIDEOS

That is the cruelest thing a mother has ever said!

It's like a quote from Lucille Bluth.

She was like "WHAT IS WITH THAT SHELF? YOU'VE ONLY BEEN HOME FROM BOOT CAMP FOR A MONTH!" then she said I looked like a sausage and my pants looked like they were too tight on me (THEY'RE NOT) and my dad goes "It's the casing"

I don't have any cadio I can do with my legs still fucked up though! So all I got is pilates, yoga and punching my ball.

I'm gonna sign up for secret Santa just to send you a bunch of Menendez documentaries, and a copy of Full Metal Jacket. Hopefully that'll send the point.

If I sign up for Secret Santa, on my wishlist is just going to be subscriptions to porn sites.

Merry Christmas to moi

emnmnme · May 2013

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kU0XCVey_U

emnmnme · May 2013

Winky wrote: »

OH MY GOD IS SARKSUS DOING MIM FOR REAL?

Wait until I tell simonwolf and captain carrot about this!

Arch · May 2013

omfg leaky gel trays y you spill agarose everywhere

Mortious · May 2013

Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »

Mortious wrote: »

What event is this btw Raven?

It's just the senior week formal dance/concert thing, kind of the college equivalent to prom I guess!

That's odd. We never had something like that at a college level (though certain groups had their own)

Caveman Paws · May 2013

Apocalypse Now is bettah

Sarksus · May 2013

also mim is never like that video

Winky · May 2013

Arch wrote: »

omfg leaky gel trays y you spill agarose everywhere

This used to be my life.

Then I traded my laboratory for a computer. Much cleaner.

Mim · May 2013

Sarksus wrote: »

also mim is never like that video

I'm going to do it now. You're going to wake up to me pouring tequila and lime juice and salt all over myself.

Mortious · May 2013

AManFromEarth wrote: »

Corehealer wrote: »

Ravenhpltc24 wrote: »

Behold, my pretty semi-formal dress. Not bad for ordering it on Saturday in a panic because I forgot all about this event.

Also, I am totally less fat than I used to be. It feels nice.

I'm going to be frank for a moment here, bear with me:

Your beautiful.

Knock em dead Raven.

Her beautiful what?

There's a punctuation joke that answers that.

I don't feel the need to make it though.

Mim · May 2013

emnmnme wrote: »

Winky wrote: »

OH MY GOD IS SARKSUS DOING MIM FOR REAL?

Wait until I tell simonwolf and captain carrot about this!

Okay, I understand the Captain Carrot reference, but why simonwolf?

Arch · May 2013

Winky wrote: »

Arch wrote: »

omfg leaky gel trays y you spill agarose everywhere

This used to be my life.

Then I traded my laboratory for a computer. Much cleaner.

First i was only lab

then i was only computer

now i am both

best of both worlds!??!?!

Winky · May 2013

Goddammit now I have to update my chat shipping chart

Arch · May 2013

Winky wrote: »

Goddammit now I have to update my chat shipping chart

plz share

Caveman Paws · May 2013

Sarksus wrote: »

also mim is never like that video

I likd you both too much to tease.

For now.
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Mortious · May 2013

Winky wrote: »

"Breed out all the deleterious alleles"?

This is a little like saying "can't we just kill ALL the bugs?"

That brings me to my second question...

Sarksus · May 2013

Mim's personality is more like that cat

Winky · May 2013

Arch wrote: »

Winky wrote: »

Goddammit now I have to update my chat shipping chart

plz share

Winky - Everyone

Winky · May 2013

Arch wrote: »

Winky wrote: »

Goddammit now I have to update my chat shipping chart

plz share

Winky - Everyone

Arch · May 2013

ANYWAY I guess I need to re-pour this fucking gel and then go get froyo while my pcr runs?

Madcad if you want to talk more just @ me or PM or w/e human evolutionary arguing is one of my favs

EriktheVikingGamer · May 2013

TTODewback · May 2013

Wow network TV is ass. Sooooo awful.

Mim · May 2013

Sarksus wrote: »

Mim's personality is more like that cat

Cuddly?

Cute?

DEADLY?!

Mortious · May 2013

Sarksus wrote: »

also mim is never like that on video

Arch · May 2013

Mortious wrote: »

Winky wrote: »

"Breed out all the deleterious alleles"?

This is a little like saying "can't we just kill ALL the bugs?"

That brings me to my second question...

:evil:

Winky · May 2013

Also talk to me about geeeeeneeeees

I know about genes

Arch · May 2013

Don't talk to winky

make out with him :winky:

AManFromEarth · May 2013

Winky wrote: »

Also talk to me about geeeeeneeeees

I know about genes

boot cut or relaxed fit?

simonwolf · May 2013

Mim wrote: »

emnmnme wrote: »

Winky wrote: »

OH MY GOD IS SARKSUS DOING MIM FOR REAL?

Wait until I tell simonwolf and captain carrot about this!

Okay, I understand the Captain Carrot reference, but why simonwolf?

Because I am totally in digital love with you, Mim, clearly

Winky · May 2013

AManFromEarth wrote: »

Winky wrote: »

Also talk to me about geeeeeneeeees

I know about genes

boot cut or relaxed fit?

If I ever end up in a position to name splice variants, this is how I'll do it

TTODewback · May 2013

Big Bang Theory or American Idol was my choice. Both are so terrible. Now it's Elementary which looks just as terrible

emnmnme · May 2013

simonwolf wrote: »

Mim wrote: »

emnmnme wrote: »

Winky wrote: »

OH MY GOD IS SARKSUS DOING MIM FOR REAL?

Wait until I tell simonwolf and captain carrot about this!

Okay, I understand the Captain Carrot reference, but why simonwolf?

Because I am totally in digital love with you, Mim, clearly

Kiss kiss kiss!

Sarksus · May 2013

Mim wrote: »

Sarksus wrote: »

Mim's personality is more like that cat

Cuddly?

Cute?

DEADLY?!

Unresponsive and derisive.

Penny Arcade

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