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Universal Studio's new film in November: Ender's Game
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In that case never ever read anything about or interviews by Terry Goodkind.
Just wanted to eat eat eat eat.
Could barely hold a blaster from what I recall.
And they were really easy to kill compared to the Hork Bajir.
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i read that book, it's part of a series where he jumps into other people's bodies
The characters include Jake Sherman, who is usually the one "trapped in" someone else's body, his sister Jessica, his two friends Andy and Josh, and their science teacher who made the machine. Recurring characters include Jake's parents and dog and the principal.
The first of the series, Help! I'm Trapped in my Teacher's Body, was published in 1993.
[edit]The series
Help! I'm Trapped in My Teacher's Body (1993)
Help! I'm Trapped in the First Day of School (1994)
Help! I'm Trapped in Obedience School (1995)
Help! I'm Trapped in My Gym Teacher's Body (1997)
Help! I'm Trapped in My Sister's Body (1997)
Help! I'm Trapped in the President's Body (1997)
Help, I'm Trapped in Obedience School Again (1997)
Help, I'm Trapped in Santa's Body (1997)
Help! I'm Trapped in My Camp Counselor's Body (1998)
Help! I'm Trapped in My Principal's Body (1998)
Help! I'm Trapped in a Movie Star's Body (1998)
Help! I'm Trapped in an Alien's Body (1998)
Help! I'm Trapped in My Lunch Lady's Body (1999)
Help! I'm Trapped in the First Day of Summer Camp (1999)
Help! I'm Trapped in a Professional Wrestler's Body (2000)
Help! I'm Trapped in a Vampire's Body (2001)
Help! I'm Trapped in a Supermodel's Body (2001)
I mean I enjoyed Ender's Game and Ender's Shadow. I remember those books pretty well. Even re-read them on occasion.
This was not the case for the other books. They were, in my opinion, less interesting and enjoyable. Of course, I read most of them several years ago.
The point is, if I don't remember them well, they must not have been very good.
Of course, I still remember Dearly Devoted Dexter and that was a terrible terrible book. For entirely different reasons.
Couldn't resist going back to that Obedience School well twice, huh
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could ever so barely speak the common language, died from a fall higher than 4 feet or any gash more serious than a paper cut
but there were millions and millions of them and they had mouths like a garbage disposal on steroids
animorphs was a fun book series
I had the board game!
i had ax
he fell apart and couldnt transform right, what an awful toyline that was
i also had the taco bell rachel that turned into a fly and jake that turned into a lizard
fuckers
anyway this movie is almost certainly gonna be bad but i'll still see it
i gotta
AAAAAAHHHHHH
captured my likeness well
ender's game is a book that i will always love because of sheer nostalgia
but orson scott card is a colossal butthole and can eat a fat bag of fuck
jesus those books were dark
remember when they flat-out said "rachel's a sociopath who really likes killing shit who wouldn't have realized this if it wasn't for the war"
That's some fucked up shit for a kid's book yo.
Fuck Ender's Game! Make that into a big budget movie.
I liked the party where one of the kids mom is literally the leader of the invasion
like finding out your long lost dad is actually hitler
Yeah, so did I
I picked up a later book once and was completely confused
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remember at the end when jake's parents are taken and that was literally his motivation for fighting was to free tom and keep his parents from being taken and welp
remember when tobias was literally a metaphor for someone who was crippled in combat
remember when they trapped david in rat form and then dropped him on a rock in the middle of a harbor or something where he'd be alone with a bunch of other rats which is basically the cruelest form of solitary i can imagine and they had rachel take him there because see above re: her being a sociopath
Howlers, son
they were killing and having fun doing it because they had the intellect of six year olds
and then they became useless to Crayak because the ones who fought the animorphs saw kissing and shared that knowledge with the entire rest of the howler race and ended up trying to kiss the next alien race Crayak sicced them on
remember when they turned into cows to infiltrate a slaughterhouse and at the end everyone eats burgers
thaaaaat's right
i love that this whole thing is part of the game between ellimist and crayak, the yeerks vs the animorphs
and that the ellimist stacked the deck when it came time to pick his side
visser one's kid, elfangor's brother and son, cassie who was some kind of something that grounded the timeline, and rachel and jake who weren't really special eat shit you two!
basically got the dream team of pubescent freedom fighters