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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    remember when they found atlantis and it turned out the atlanteans killed and stuffed/preserved people alive who found them and put them on wrecked ships in a museum

    i'm not making any of these up

    that was the one where the code to shut off the self-destruct was 6

    that was it

    the entire code

    6
  • Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    remember when marco was stressed out and turning into half-morphs and was a total liability

    half lobster

    half poodle

    As a full lobster he'd be a delicious snack for the Animorphs when they feel peckish.
  • The Geebs That Is A PonyThe Geebs That Is A Pony Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    is there an animorphs volume 2 twitter in the vein of tng season 8
  • GatsbyGatsby Last night I had a dream about you In this dream I'm dancing right beside youRegistered User regular
    WHY DIDN'T I READ MORE OF THESE
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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    these read like one of those twitter accounts that make up gag episode synopses for popular TV shows
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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    is there an animorphs volume 2 twitter in the vein of tng season 8

    not until you start it geebs!!!!
  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    cassie had basically fuck all for interesting stories as far as I can remember

    she pretty much just gave them access to the zoo and balanced out rachel's love of killing
  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Man, they started throwing dark near the end.

    Oh, the pacifist androids won't help you against the aliens? Start threatening to kill civilians in front of them until they will.

    I'm also pretty sure that the main character commits genocide/mass murder at one point as well.
    Thetheroo on
  • The Geebs That Is A PonyThe Geebs That Is A Pony Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    oh remember when that one yeerk fucked up time and the animorphs were all living in a fascist state where cassie owned slaves and the hot new technology was pong
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Cassie was the worst
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  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Man, they started throwing dark near the end.

    Oh, the pacifist androids won't help you against the aliens? Start threatening to kill civilians in front of them until they will.

    I'm also pretty sure that the main character commits genocide/mass murder at one point as well.

    darkest moment of the end is still
    sending your cousin on a suicide mission to kill your brother, and the whole time her boyfriend is asking you "hey where is your cousin at, shouldnt she be here tearing shit up?"

    you are jake in this scenario
  • agoajagoaj Registered User regular
  • AntimatterAntimatter I remember touch I need something moreRegistered User regular
    i never got to play any of the animorph games
    i also never saw the show
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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    Didn't Jake get a war crimes trial at some point?

    That was dark
  • The Geebs That Is A PonyThe Geebs That Is A Pony Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    you're pretty lucky to have never seen the show
  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    Someone make a Animorphs thread so these posts never have to end
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  • The Geebs That Is A PonyThe Geebs That Is A Pony Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Didn't Jake get a war crimes trial at some point?

    That was dark

    visser three got one, and visser three's attorney called jake a war criminal when he was on trial

    that's about as far as it went
  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Didn't Jake get a war crimes trial at some point?

    That was dark

    No he was a witness at visser three's trial
  • DragkoniasDragkonias Registered User regular
    And to think...I didn't read Animorphs as a child because I thought the covers were lame.
  • AntimatterAntimatter I remember touch I need something moreRegistered User regular
    okay so i'm trying to see if i have this right

    there were 54 main books
    four megamorphs
    Andalite Chronicles, Hork Bajir Chronicles, Ellimist Chronicles, and Visser
    and then a couple of choose your own adventure books, alternamorphs
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  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Registered User regular
    I liked the idea of the cute puppy aliens, I think they were the atlanteans?. It was the book with the carnivorous squid, I think?
    PBF have some comics which depict what I imagined them to be.
  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    remember when they found atlantis and it turned out the atlanteans killed and stuffed/preserved people alive who found them and put them on wrecked ships in a museum

    i'm not making any of these up

    that was the one where the code to shut off the self-destruct was 6

    that was it

    the entire code

    6
    That's amazing I've got the same combination on my luggage
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  • The Geebs That Is A PonyThe Geebs That Is A Pony Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Antimatter wrote: »
    okay so i'm trying to see if i have this right

    there were 54 main books
    four megamorphs
    Andalite Chronicles, Hork Bajir Chronicles, Ellimist Chronicles, and Visser
    and then a couple of choose your own adventure books, alternamorphs

    I think that's it, yeah

    they've been reprinting them, I think they got to #8 for sure?
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    remember when they found out that maple oatmeal was literally like crack to the yeerks

    only it caused them to get fused with the host brains and never die and go crazy

    also I think someone was wandering around with bits of dead yeerk stuck to their brain and they were crazy?

    I think jake got taken over by a yeerk and so they tied him up for the 3 days it took the yeerk to starve to death inside of jake's head

    that absolutely happened

    and crayak was there at the end all like "yo I heard the ellimist was showing up soon"

    And bonus: it was the yeerk that had been controlling his brother.

    So while the yeerk slowly died of starvation in his head, he got to see scenes of the yeerk controlling his brother to do horrible shit.

    And I think Rachel? Cassie? had to morph as Jake to keep up appearances.

    And there was a scene in some book where Cassie has to morph as Rachel to appear on some talk show, and the host is Yeerk as fuck, and figures that this girl is probably a morpher or something and hisses "Andalite!" at her.

    So she quips back "Yeah, and a light would have been nice too!"

    To which I thought damn.
    "Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
    "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
    Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Reading wiki I forgot that jakes draw for the ellimist was that he was the only one connected too all of the other kids and would tie them together
  • AntimatterAntimatter I remember touch I need something moreRegistered User regular
  • AntimatterAntimatter I remember touch I need something moreRegistered User regular
    OH MY SHIT HOW DID I FORGET THE HELMACRONS

    THOSE DUDES WERE INCREDIBLE
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Didn't they kill the tornado alien by having Cassie morph into a blue whale in mid-air, because its weakness was water and it 'fed' on morphing energy?

    And in that same book Rachel had amnesia about everything because she got attacked by the alien, and the animorphs thought she was at camp while the camp people thought she was at home.

    So she just wakes up as a half-bear and has no idea what the hell is going on.
    "Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
    "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
    Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
    GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
  • AntimatterAntimatter I remember touch I need something moreRegistered User regular
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  • The Geebs That Is A PonyThe Geebs That Is A Pony Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Didn't they kill the tornado alien by having Cassie morph into a blue whale in mid-air, because its weakness was water and it 'fed' on morphing energy?

    And in that same book Rachel had amnesia about everything because she got attacked by the alien, and the animorphs thought she was at camp while the camp people thought she was at home.

    So she just wakes up as a half-bear and has no idea what the hell is going on.

    yeah

    and marco is really bad at driving a truck
  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Registered User regular
    I liked the idea of the cute puppy aliens, I think they were the atlanteans?. It was the book with the carnivorous squid, I think?
    PBF have some comics which depict what I imagined them to be.

    Wait, no.
    They were the Pemalites, and they were the source of earth's domesticated dog.
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    OH MY SHIT HOW DID I FORGET THE HELMACRONS

    THOSE DUDES WERE INCREDIBLE

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    "Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
    "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
    Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
    GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
  • AntimatterAntimatter I remember touch I need something moreRegistered User regular
    Ax got sick and Cassie had to acquire a yeerk's DNA to help him

    that was a thing
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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    Didn't she also perform brain surgery?
  • AntimatterAntimatter I remember touch I need something moreRegistered User regular
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Didn't she also perform brain surgery?

    yup
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  • AntimatterAntimatter I remember touch I need something moreRegistered User regular
    edited May 2013
    also Ax's human morph was a male combination of the dna of rachel, jake, cassie, and marco

    it was described as oddly attractive
    Antimatter on
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  • The Geebs That Is A PonyThe Geebs That Is A Pony Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    everyone got sick and they had to rescue the yeerk that knew all their identities so cassie had to roll into the yeerk pool solo, rescue the yeerk, escape, and then perform brain surgery

    the hell you say that cassie sucks
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Everybody looks bad while morphing.

    Except Cassie.

    Maybe she was born with it?

    Maybe it's Maybelline.
    "Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
    "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
    Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    What was wrong with the TV show?
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