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Universal Studio's new film in November: Ender's Game

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    no, everyone here see ender's game and mail me your ticket stubs

    when i have enough, when @anjin-san is sleeping, i will make it rain with them stubs and film her reaction for all ya'll

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfslY_AvhLw
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  • Anjin-SanAnjin-San That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    no, everyone here see ender's game and mail me your ticket stubs

    when i have enough, when @anjin-san is sleeping, i will make it rain with them stubs and film her reaction for all ya'll

    id threaten to shit on your chest but youre from philly
  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    no, everyone here see ender's game and mail me your ticket stubs

    when i have enough, when @anjin-san is sleeping, i will make it rain with them stubs and film her reaction for all ya'll

    id threaten to shit on your chest but youre from philly

    ...and so that is just a basic day for him?
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  • KalTorakKalTorak Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    no, everyone here see ender's game and mail me your ticket stubs

    when i have enough, when @anjin-san is sleeping, i will make it rain with them stubs and film her reaction for all ya'll

    id threaten to shit on your chest but youre from philly

    ...and so that is just a basic day for him?

    more like a good day


    *expectant high five offer*
  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    also isn't that something TLB would normally pay some gal good money to do
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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    yes

    yes to everything said re: pooping on my chest
  • FencingsaxFencingsax Registered User regular
    The only thing I remember about the sequels is that someone had OCD bred into them as some sort of religion thing, and was not absolutely fucking lividly pissed about it.

    Because 9% think it's too high, and shouldn't be cut! 9% of respondents could not fully
    get their arms around the question. There should be another box you can check for, "I
    have utterly no idea what you're talking about. Please, God, don't ask for my input."
  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    yeah, it was a genetically engineered version of OCD that for whatever reason didn't manifest in a typical way and thus was somehow impossible to diagnose

    the government of one of humanity's colony worlds inflicted it upon certain citizens because OCD people are super-analytical and intelligent aside from their crippling brain problems

    yes, I know

    don't ask me, I didn't write the shit
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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    If you are a 13 year old nerd and didn't love this book.

    Well you were super mature, as it's basically a book about justification about being bullied.

    As an adult it was uncomfortable to read as it's an adult still trying to do all of this.

    The end twist bit was fun. As was the battleroom. But I agree the overall messages in it were not strong.
  • KalTorakKalTorak Registered User regular
    I wasn't super mature

    I think I was just too busy reading fantasy
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus The machine is broken. The universe is broken.Registered User regular
    you know what other books I liked when I was 13 and can't read anymore? Redwall.
  • KalTorakKalTorak Registered User regular
    Just read one of them again, it's like reading them all.
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    I wonder if I can still stand reading the Xanth novels. I'm pretty sure A Spell for Chameleon was the very first novel I read at the tender age of 5.

    And being totally confused by a part, when the main character has a shape shifting demon plastered over his body and getting aroused by it.

    Literally zero frame of reference for that. I think my second book was The Valley of Horses. Because my mom figured I'd have no idea what the sex scenes in it were all about.
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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    By the time I was 10, I had the page numbers of all those books graphic graphic holy shit graphic sex scenes memorized so I could read them int he library during lunch.

    Such a perv.
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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    School probably should have blacked out those sections. Just sayin'.
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  • FencingsaxFencingsax Registered User regular
    BYToady wrote: »
    By the time I was 10, I had the page numbers of all those books graphic graphic holy shit graphic sex scenes memorized so I could read them int he library during lunch.

    Such a perv.

    I... I assumed everyone did that.

    Because 9% think it's too high, and shouldn't be cut! 9% of respondents could not fully
    get their arms around the question. There should be another box you can check for, "I
    have utterly no idea what you're talking about. Please, God, don't ask for my input."
  • sarukunsarukun Carl Edgar Blake II Nerd-King of BaconRegistered User regular
    BYToady wrote: »
    I wonder if I can still stand reading the Xanth novels. I'm pretty sure A Spell for Chameleon was the very first novel I read at the tender age of 5.

    And being totally confused by a part, when the main character has a shape shifting demon plastered over his body and getting aroused by it.

    Literally zero frame of reference for that. I think my second book was The Valley of Horses. Because my mom figured I'd have no idea what the sex scenes in it were all about.

    Ah, Xanth.

    Lotta tits in Xanth.

    Like, a lot.
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Had a teacher once suggest I do a book report on those Jean M Auel books.

    Hahahaha holy shit no.

    I got a 0 in my Public Speaking class because I straight up feared getting in trouble for refusing to do my assignments more than I did getting in front of the class to do my reports. I probably would have spontaneously ignited if I tried to give a book report on the literary pornography I was reading.
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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    you know what other books I liked when I was 13 and can't read anymore? Redwall.

    I can still dig on some Redwall, but I know exactly where you're coming from
  • SirEtchwartsSirEtchwarts Edward Kenway's yer man. Arg, Swashbuckle, Avast, etc.Registered User regular
    I remember really digging some other books by the author of Redwall

    I think they were about the Flying Dutchman?
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  • FencingsaxFencingsax Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    I remember really digging some other books by the author of Redwall

    I think they were about the Flying Dutchman?

    I shouldn't remember this, but it was the cabin boy and his dog, and they are unaging. The captain's name was Vanderdecken. The only other thing I remember is that there were trains.
    Fencingsax on

    Because 9% think it's too high, and shouldn't be cut! 9% of respondents could not fully
    get their arms around the question. There should be another box you can check for, "I
    have utterly no idea what you're talking about. Please, God, don't ask for my input."
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    By the time I was 10, I had the page numbers of all those books graphic graphic holy shit graphic sex scenes memorized so I could read them int he library during lunch.

    Such a perv.

    I... I assumed everyone did that.

    Like, 15 years later, after I had moved out and conversations with my mom could actually include topics involving sex without me going ewww, she accidentally admitted to doing this too.
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  • SirEtchwartsSirEtchwarts Edward Kenway's yer man. Arg, Swashbuckle, Avast, etc.Registered User regular
    Yeah, I remembered the dog and the cabin boy.

    Wasn't there telepathy there? And I think they ended up having crazy adventures. I remember liking a sequel more because the first book focused on stuff I didn't really care about, while the second one actually had swordfights and a romantic interest and stuff.
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  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Registered User regular
    I think there were cool ideas explored in the Ender Saga.

    It was my first series which discussed the concept of traveling into the future by nature of relativistic space travel.
    You also have characters that are written to be great, reliable friends from every corner of the world, race, sex, and religion.

    A lot of the books are about the double-edged sword of being special, and to a greater degree, being hurt by not being able to communicate.
    The heroes in these stories shape the world around them, but are also sacrificed and manipulated by other powers' ambitions. Characters learn that they need to be mindful, and actively observant concerning what they do. Heroes are revealed to be jaded, used up characters who look to their past and to their future with doubt, as well as purpose.

    Multiple Book Spoilers
    There isn't a paragon at the end of the story, but a child that horrifically learns his "training" was actually him sacrificing hundreds of real people in an attempted act of xenocide.

    Both horrible alien races in these stories are essentially revealed to be misunderstood beings that operate within a different mindset of what reality is. All of the races' troubles stem from shared ignorance.

    The stories based on Bean deal with coping with having a horrific terminal genetic disease, and what it means concerning love, kids, and his future.
    It's basically comfort food for kids who find themselves being significantly different.
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    you know what other books I liked when I was 13 and can't read anymore? Redwall.

    Tales of the Bounty Hunters
    Tales of Mos Eisley
    Tales of Whatever The Fuck SPACE KNIVE THROUGH HOT SPACE BUTTER I GET IT MAN
    "Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
    "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
    Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
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  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Registered User regular
    You know what was a good young adult sci-fi series.
    The Tripod Trilogy
    I'm sure there were some weird controversial things in that, but dang did it engage my young imagination.
  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    @Munkus Beaver yeah that's the case with the Buggers. The queens are the only ones that do the thinking, so their assumption was that humanity must be a hive mind as well.
  • RankenphileRankenphile Keep the change you filthy animalRegistered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Speaking of sci fi books about weird genetics and shit, did anyone else ever read the Lilith's Brood trilogy?

    I did like twelve years ago or something and I only vaguely remember them but they were weird and kind if good maybe?
  • RankenphileRankenphile Keep the change you filthy animalRegistered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Oh hey anyone ever read Card's Alvin Maker series? Basically straight up noble savage/white knight bullshit, it's great
  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    Speaking of sci fi books about weird genetics and shit, did anyone else ever read the Lilith's Brood trilogy?

    I did like twelve years ago or something and I only vaguely remember them but they were weird and kind if good maybe?

    I read Dawn about a year and a half ago and I thought it was really exceptionally good

    one of a handful of sci-fi books that has impressed me both for the themes it presents and from a craft perspective
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Keep the change you filthy animalRegistered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited May 2013
    Yeah I think I still have it around, and I just remember it being unlike any other sci fi book I had read in forever, which was a huge treat considering I got it as a collected trilogy for a buck from a value village back when I was riding a bus for an hour and fifteen to get to and from work every day.
    Rankenphile on
  • agoajagoaj Registered User regular
    Let's talk about Lovelock and monkey masturbation.
  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    I liked Ender's Shadow more

    there I said it
  • The Geebs That Is A PonyThe Geebs That Is A Pony Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    when I was 13 I was reading...I dunno, animorphs? yeah, that sounds right

    maybe some star wars books

    certainly none of this ender's game nonsense
  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    I started reading Star Wars books when I was eight

    didn't stop until I was fifteen or so
    Shorty on
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  • agoajagoaj Registered User regular
    I wonder if they'll just leave out the Locke and Demosthenes stuff
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus The machine is broken. The universe is broken.Registered User regular
    Oh hey anyone ever read Card's Alvin Maker series? Basically straight up noble savage/white knight bullshit, it's great

    did you get how the end was an explicit allegory for the founding of the Mormon church

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