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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Sometimes right after I take my meds I get really tired and take a nap

    And then suddenly I spring out of bed and into action

    It's less like I am resting

    And more like I am incubating

    Like a horrific disease

    Sarksus you are such a downer recently :(

    haha when i tell him this he's like 'i'll get on medication eventually and it'll be ok'
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Sometimes right after I take my meds I get really tired and take a nap

    And then suddenly I spring out of bed and into action

    It's less like I am resting

    And more like I am incubating

    Like a horrific disease

    Sarksus you are such a downer recently :(

    haha when i tell him this he's like 'i'll get on medication eventually and it'll be ok'

    In the next month for sure.
  • FrosteeyFrosteey Don't you think it's a little belittling or whatever? Registered User regular
    Hmmm....

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    HMMMM.....
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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Ugh, my ex just called me at work.

    Which she probably figured out by Googlestalking me.

    Ugh.

    Edit: Maybe she's reading this! I don't know!
    Feral on
    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Sometimes right after I take my meds I get really tired and take a nap

    And then suddenly I spring out of bed and into action

    It's less like I am resting

    And more like I am incubating

    Like a horrific disease

    Sarksus you are such a downer recently :(

    haha when i tell him this he's like 'i'll get on medication eventually and it'll be ok'

    In the next month for sure.

    and then you'll spring out of bed and into action
    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    I need to be proportioned not like a refrigerator
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  • HamurabiHamurabi Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Ugh, my ex just called me at work.

    Which she probably figured out by Googlestalking me.

    Ugh.

    Edit: Maybe she's reading this! I don't know!

    Outfox her and sell your personal data on Kickstarter.
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    my favorite restaurant:
    FU PPA, FREE Dan Dan!! For a limited time get a parking ticket and bring it to Old City that day to get free Dan Dan with your purchase. These parking nazis give you lemons. I give you aide! God I hate those mutherfudhdnnxjengbjrs
  • So It GoesSo It Goes Sip. Sip sip sippy. Dumb whores. Best friends.Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Ugh, my ex just called me at work.

    Which she probably figured out by Googlestalking me.

    Ugh.

    Edit: Maybe she's reading this! I don't know!

    :(
    NO.
  • So It GoesSo It Goes Sip. Sip sip sippy. Dumb whores. Best friends.Registered User regular
    like a mountain in the sky!
    NO.
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Pink haired tyrant On my throne of forum faces.Registered User regular
    Feral is dangerously close to finding out my true identity.


    I wonder if a quick smack to the head with a bat will loosen his memories.
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Pink haired tyrant On my throne of forum faces.Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    PantsB.
    That is horrible.
    You should feel horrible for posting it.
    *GOAT SCREAM*
    TTODewback on
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 Registered User regular
    I need to be proportioned not like a refrigerator

    My roommate left a giant bowl of cookie dough in the refrigerator.

    Like, what does she think I'm gonna do??
    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Registered User regular
    Ladies and gentlemen, let us have a moment of silence. Lotus 1-2-3 has been discontinued along with the rest of the Lotus suite. Abe Vigoda stated "Suck it bitches, I'm immortal!"
    There's no living with a killing. There's no goin' back from one. Right or wrong, it's a brand... a brand sticks. There's no goin' back. Now you run on home to your mother and tell her... tell her everything's alright. And there aren't any more guns in the valley.
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Pink haired tyrant On my throne of forum faces.Registered User regular
    I need to be proportioned not like a refrigerator

    My roommate left a giant bowl of cookie dough in the refrigerator.

    Like, what does she think I'm gonna do??

    You're going to shit in it aren't you.
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    why would you eat cookie babies before they mature into cookies
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    I need to be proportioned not like a refrigerator

    My roommate left a giant bowl of cookie dough in the refrigerator.

    Like, what does she think I'm gonna do??

    You're going to shit in it aren't you.

    That would be kind of hilarious.

    Carefully peel the plastic wrap from the bowl

    Take a big dump

    Carefully reapply the plastic wrap

    Put it back in the fridge
    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    I need to be proportioned not like a refrigerator

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BZGy1XfYPU
    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    I need to be proportioned not like a refrigerator

    My roommate left a giant bowl of cookie dough in the refrigerator.

    Like, what does she think I'm gonna do??

    You're going to shit in it aren't you.

    Only my friend Amanda shits in unorthodox places. I almost always make the toilet.
    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    why would you eat cookie babies before they mature into cookies

    because it's illegal to eat them past the second trimester except to save the life of the baker
    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    why would you eat cookie babies before they mature into cookies

    You're really, really hungry?
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    I need to be proportioned not like a refrigerator

    My roommate left a giant bowl of cookie dough in the refrigerator.

    Like, what does she think I'm gonna do??

    You're going to shit in it aren't you.

    That would be kind of hilarious.

    Carefully peel the plastic wrap from the bowl

    Take a big dump

    Carefully reapply the plastic wrap

    Put it back in the fridge

    When she freaks out and asks you why you did that, just say "I had to cover up the spoon marks I made when I ate some"
    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    why would you eat cookie babies before they mature into cookies

    because it's illegal to eat them past the second trimester except to save the life of the baker

    tumblr_inline_mmayvjNB5E1qz4rgp.gif
    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    C'mon 530, I want to go to the park and do Yoga and hang with my friend's puppy already!
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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    "I didn't think you'd notice"
    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    i used to eat a lot of cookie dough ice cream. one day, though, the grainy texture of the dough just felt wrong to me and i've never been able to eat it since.
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    I need to be proportioned not like a refrigerator

    My roommate left a giant bowl of cookie dough in the refrigerator.

    Like, what does she think I'm gonna do??

    You're going to shit in it aren't you.

    That would be kind of hilarious.

    Carefully peel the plastic wrap from the bowl

    Take a big dump

    Carefully reapply the plastic wrap

    Put it back in the fridge

    When she freaks out and asks you why you did that, just say "I had to cover up the spoon marks I made when I ate some"

    "I was hoping you'd assume I spiced it up with chocolate."
    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Ladies and gentlemen, let us have a moment of silence. Lotus 1-2-3 has been discontinued along with the rest of the Lotus suite. Abe Vigoda stated "Suck it bitches, I'm immortal!"

    Does that include the OpenOffice.Org based Symphony suite?

    That was pretty good, albeit somewhat redundant since it basically fixed the same things that the Libreoffice fork did.
  • MadCaddyMadCaddy Riksadvokate Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Ugh, my ex just called me at work.

    Which she probably figured out by Googlestalking me.

    Ugh.

    Edit: Maybe she's reading this! I don't know!

    This is like a PSA for why multiple alias' is so common.
    League of Legends: SorryNotRly Steam: MMForYourHealth Hero Academy: MadCaddy
  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Ladies and gentlemen, let us have a moment of silence. Lotus 1-2-3 has been discontinued along with the rest of the Lotus suite. Abe Vigoda stated "Suck it bitches, I'm immortal!"

    I have live 33 years and never once used lotus.
    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    I need to be proportioned not like a refrigerator

    My roommate left a giant bowl of cookie dough in the refrigerator.

    Like, what does she think I'm gonna do??

    I'm not fat at all

    I'm just

    a square
    JKKaAGp.png
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    I need to be proportioned not like a refrigerator

    My roommate left a giant bowl of cookie dough in the refrigerator.

    Like, what does she think I'm gonna do??

    You're going to shit in it aren't you.

    That would be kind of hilarious.

    Carefully peel the plastic wrap from the bowl

    Take a big dump

    Carefully reapply the plastic wrap

    Put it back in the fridge

    When she freaks out and asks you why you did that, just say "I had to cover up the spoon marks I made when I ate some"

    "I was hoping you'd assume I spiced it up with chocolate."

    Taking a shit in your roommate's cookie dough is basically the inevitable next step from sneaking bites of your roommate's ice cream

    are you ready to follow this rabbit hole as deep as it goes?
    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    I need to be proportioned not like a refrigerator

    My roommate left a giant bowl of cookie dough in the refrigerator.

    Like, what does she think I'm gonna do??

    You're going to shit in it aren't you.

    That would be kind of hilarious.

    Carefully peel the plastic wrap from the bowl

    Take a big dump

    Carefully reapply the plastic wrap

    Put it back in the fridge

    When she freaks out and asks you why you did that, just say "I had to cover up the spoon marks I made when I ate some"

    "I was hoping you'd assume I spiced it up with chocolate."

    Taking a shit in your roommate's cookie dough is basically the inevitable next step from sneaking bites of your roommate's ice cream

    are you ready to follow this rabbit hole as deep as it goes?

    Hmm. She was someone I was hoping to stay in contact with after graduation.

    I might have to sacrifice our strong relationship for the aforementioned bowl of shit.
    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Oh hey Jolie is getting her ovaries removed too
    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Ladies and gentlemen, let us have a moment of silence. Lotus 1-2-3 has been discontinued along with the rest of the Lotus suite. Abe Vigoda stated "Suck it bitches, I'm immortal!"

    I have live 33 years and never once used lotus.

    Whole divisions of the company I work for didn't migrate off Lotus Notes until the middle of last year.
  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    sup guys are the disenfranchisement olympics over yet
    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons LondresRegistered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Ladies and gentlemen, let us have a moment of silence. Lotus 1-2-3 has been discontinued along with the rest of the Lotus suite. Abe Vigoda stated "Suck it bitches, I'm immortal!"

    I have live 33 years and never once used lotus.

    You haven't really lived for 33 years have you? More just endured. Endured a life without the light
    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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