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we are talking about pooping in bowls of cookie dough
Ten years from now, send her a nice bouquet of flowers and a prettily-wrapped gift box with your own feces
and a note that says, simply, "For old times sake"
and a smaller box with a smaller turd and a note that says, "PS, I have a daughter now"
The line of mutually assured destruction (MAD) for male roommates is usually established at toothbrushes and poking holes in condoms.
Pranking with love and not ending up hating one another are either the best relationships or the most fucked up abusive ones.
what's a downer is when, incubated and raring to go, you realize madagascar has already closed its port
Tax credits that have no way to be paid for.
The governor sent in an executive amendment asking for it to be delayed for two years when he won't have to worry about reelection ever again.
Alabamaaaaaaaaaaa
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Billy Bob Thorton knocks on her door, "Hey, can I have those? I was hoping to make a pendant out of them. Oh, hey Brad."
Hahahaha
so tender and juicy
wait
do you leave foodstuffs in your room
don't lie to me
He heckles me for being such a light weight, and pisses near me, with wind and splash back been what it was, I say is pissing ON me, ruling?
We should take it to judge John Hodgman. That story has some awesome little nuances I haven't even gotten to.
the rotting rinds and chicken bones give it away
his urine made contact with your bodily person in an unpurified unprocessed form
i would consider this pissing on you, yes
#freescheck
Especially when you already have three superhuman biological children, and the capacity to adopt as many more as your heart desires.
at your rate?
you
*head bowed respectfully in silent mourning*
*behind back, middle fingers slowly raise in a more appropriate salute*
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
oh
snap
It ends with borrowing her hitachi while she's in the next room watching TV.
QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
Just like Jennifer Jason Leigh and Bridget Fonda
I just got the weirdest vore boner
#FreeScheck
#FreeSKFM
leave no but I do eat in here, or at least I did often til the last week or so.
such a hard habit to break
Lacking any further details, it sounds more like life pissing on him.
http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/user/Mort-ZA/
@MortNZ
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
I don't even get this burn
you certainly can't eat in the bathroom, that's gross
QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
Get these:
Watch over the next 1-2 days as the ants find it, and swarm it. You will need to resist freaking out and cleansing them with fire. Watch their conveyer belt.
It's a conveyer belt of death.
A few days later, in the middle of the night, you will be awakened by a scream that you didn't hear, as somewhere, a civilization dies.
*looks up from eating greek yogurt in the bathtub*
whuttt?
make sure the surface is level though or stuff leaks out
this is how we learned a portion of our kitchen counter isn't really level...
QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+