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  • PantsBPantsB Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    MadCaddy, don't let people piss on you and tell you it's raining

    Hey just because someone is pissing on you doesn't mean its not raining
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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    PantsB wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    MadCaddy, don't let people piss on you and tell you it's raining

    Hey just because someone is pissing on you doesn't mean its not raining

    drip drip drip
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  • MadCaddyMadCaddy Riksadvokate Registered User regular
    Mortious wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    MadCaddy wrote: »
    My old roommate and I still argue about whether it classifies as him pissing on me when he took me to Mexico to party for my 18th, and I made a bet with him about my drinking fortitude (he was already a well established spouse. On his way to grad school.) fast forward 8 extra strong long islands, and his girlfriend having her purse get stolen (so we had to wait for a locksmith to get into our car, and deal with federales...) and I'm passed out in the gutter vomiting on myself.
    He heckles me for being such a light weight, and pisses near me, with wind and splash back been what it was, I say is pissing ON me, ruling?

    We should take it to judge John Hodgman. That story has some awesome little nuances I haven't even gotten to.

    his urine made contact with your bodily person in an unpurified unprocessed form

    i would consider this pissing on you, yes

    Lacking any further details, it sounds more like life pissing on him.

    I didn't even go into the part that I had the most money I had ever had from the stop at Barona on the way down on my person, and his girlfriend and him were arguing so much, and left me completely on my own spinning drunk in the gutter right by the car to make sure nothing else got done to it, while they went In search of some sort of locksmith, as the federales were absolutely no help except to shake us down for $40 to not have her car get towed to the impound...
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  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary Your Dark Descent FriendRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    PantsB wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    MadCaddy, don't let people piss on you and tell you it's raining

    Hey just because someone is pissing on you doesn't mean its not raining

    drip drip drip

    Rain and getting pee'd on? Is this some kind of weird singing in the rain sexual fetish thing or a double burn?
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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Shitting in cookie dough, yogurt in the bathtub, GWAR, people pissing on each other

    civilization has completely broken down in here
    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    this is what happens when you let the gays marry
    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary Your Dark Descent FriendRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Shitting in cookie dough, yogurt in the bathtub, GWAR, people pissing on each other

    civilization has completely broken down in here

    My plan is beginning to find fruition...
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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Shitting in cookie dough, yogurt in the bathtub, GWAR, people pissing on each other

    civilization has completely broken down in here

    I'm eating pizza
  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Corehealer wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    PantsB wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    MadCaddy, don't let people piss on you and tell you it's raining

    Hey just because someone is pissing on you doesn't mean its not raining

    drip drip drip

    Rain and getting pee'd on? Is this some kind of weird singing in the rain sexual fetish thing or a double burn?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vJ4zrB41mg
    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Shitting in cookie dough, yogurt in the bathtub, GWAR, people pissing on each other

    civilization has completely broken down in here

    I'm eating pizza

    MY GOD MAN
    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • EriktheVikingGamerEriktheVikingGamer Barbara Streisand! Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Shitting in cookie dough, yogurt in the bathtub, GWAR, people pissing on each other

    civilization has completely broken down in here

    Nah, just another [chat]urday.
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  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary Your Dark Descent FriendRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Shitting in cookie dough, yogurt in the bathtub, GWAR, people pissing on each other

    civilization has completely broken down in here

    I'm eating pizza

    It's more endemic then we thought! Good god man don't you know how many calories are in that pizza?
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  • So It GoesSo It Goes Sip. Sip sip sippy. Dumb whores. Best friends.Registered User regular
    what should I make for dinner tonight!

    healthy plz

    for one person
    NO.
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    PantsB wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    MadCaddy, don't let people piss on you and tell you it's raining

    Hey just because someone is pissing on you doesn't mean its not raining

    drip drip drip
    don't forget to press your taint when you're done
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  • MadCaddyMadCaddy Riksadvokate Registered User regular
    The "locksmith" were a gang of less than scrupulous men wearing wife beaters with a slim Jim that DESTROYED the window paneling of her car. Then they literally hotwired it, and we had to start it with a screwdriver the rest of the trip. We had an awesome conversation at border customs on the way back.

    This isn't my craziest Tijuana/Rosarito story. :rotate:
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  • TTODewbackTTODewback Pink haired tyrant On my throne of forum faces.Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    So It Goes wrote: »
    what should I make for dinner tonight!

    healthy plz

    for one person
    One XXL Pizza double Bacon Extra Cheese
    Edit: In case you couldn't discern it. Extra cheese for that boost of calcium since you're likely to get osteoporosis in your old age.
    TTODewback on
  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary Your Dark Descent FriendRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    what should I make for dinner tonight!

    healthy plz

    for one person

    A delicious chicken stir fry with lots of assorted veggies and beans and peppercorn.
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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    what should I make for dinner tonight!

    healthy plz

    for one person

    grill a chicken breast and drizzle it with a little sauce made up of dijon mustard, apple cider vinegar, and honey
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  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary Your Dark Descent FriendRegistered User regular
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    sup guys are the disenfranchisement olympics over yet

    Yes.

    You won, because the White Man can't stand to lose anything.

    It's our burden to bear, lordy lordy.
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  • TTODewbackTTODewback Pink haired tyrant On my throne of forum faces.Registered User regular
    I'm about to leave work early because one of the bosses got mad for me being so punctual and early to work. Oddly enough I have to be at work early tomorrow.
  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    sup guys are the disenfranchisement olympics over yet

    Yes.

    You won, because the White Man can't stand to lose anything.

    we were pretty happy when we lost control of haiti
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  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    I can't stop sleeping.

    And I think my dog is sick of me using him as a pillow.
  • VariableVariable Stroke Me Lady Fame Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    lots of ants in my room. cunts.

    do you leave foodstuffs in your room

    don't lie to me

    leave no but I do eat in here, or at least I did often til the last week or so.

    such a hard habit to break

    Get these:
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    Watch over the next 1-2 days as the ants find it, and swarm it. You will need to resist freaking out and cleansing them with fire. Watch their conveyer belt.

    It's a conveyer belt of death.

    A few days later, in the middle of the night, you will be awakened by a scream that you didn't hear, as somewhere, a civilization dies.

    we have some spray thing but it's not doing the job

    and also I fear when it does work it doesn't inflict the necessary suffering

    thanks
    "He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" - Dr. Johnson
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  • HamurabiHamurabi Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    sup guys are the disenfranchisement olympics over yet

    Yes.

    You won, because the White Man can't stand to lose anything.

    we were pretty happy when we lost control of haiti

    That was The French.

    I can see how you'd be confused, though.
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  • HamurabiHamurabi Registered User regular
    <3

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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    I can't stop sleeping.

    And I think my dog is sick of me using him as a pillow.

    as long as you're not using him as a fleshlight, there's still hope
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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Oh I meant the universal "we" as in the white brotherhood
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  • HamurabiHamurabi Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Oh I meant the universal "we" as in the white brotherhood

    The Royal "We" ?
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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons LondresRegistered User regular
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    sup guys are the disenfranchisement olympics over yet

    Yes.

    You won, because the White Man can't stand to lose anything.

    we were pretty happy when we lost control of haiti

    That was The French.

    I can see how you'd be confused, though.

    Does Ludious identify as French, even though he isn't French? How noble of him
    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • So It GoesSo It Goes Sip. Sip sip sippy. Dumb whores. Best friends.Registered User regular
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    <3

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    get the remix album
    NO.
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    2 days until new Daft Punk aww yoss
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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Oh I meant the universal "we" as in the white brotherhood

    The Royal "We" ?

    Oui.
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  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    I can't stop sleeping.

    And I think my dog is sick of me using him as a pillow.

    as long as you're not using him as a fleshlight, there's still hope

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDgq-K2oYLo
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Registered User regular
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    sup guys are the disenfranchisement olympics over yet

    Yes.

    You won, because the White Man can't stand to lose anything.

    we were pretty happy when we lost control of haiti

    That was The French.

    I can see how you'd be confused, though.

    You know we did at one point make Haiti our puppet state for a bit.
    There's no living with a killing. There's no goin' back from one. Right or wrong, it's a brand... a brand sticks. There's no goin' back. Now you run on home to your mother and tell her... tell her everything's alright. And there aren't any more guns in the valley.
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    sup guys are the disenfranchisement olympics over yet

    Yes.

    You won, because the White Man can't stand to lose anything.

    we were pretty happy when we lost control of haiti
    haitis gonna hate
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  • So It GoesSo It Goes Sip. Sip sip sippy. Dumb whores. Best friends.Registered User regular
    2 days until new Daft Punk aww yoss

    you can stream it to preview it unless they took it down

    look it up on itunes
    NO.
  • HamurabiHamurabi Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    sup guys are the disenfranchisement olympics over yet

    Yes.

    You won, because the White Man can't stand to lose anything.

    we were pretty happy when we lost control of haiti

    That was The French.

    I can see how you'd be confused, though.

    You know we did at one point make Haiti our puppet state for a bit.

    And now they're our USAID black hole of aid. It was definitely a good decision to mandate they Buy (Only) American™!
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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    2 days until new Daft Punk aww yoss

    you can stream it to preview it unless they took it down

    look it up on itunes

    iTunes can blow me

    actually no it can't

    that sounds as horrendous as iTunes itself

    but for real I haven't spoiled of it for myself, I look forward to buying it physically
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  • HamurabiHamurabi Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Hamurabi wrote: »
    <3

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    get the remix album

    I have it, and aside from the remix of "Fall," none of it really clicked for me.
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