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Hakkekage · May 2013

Mim wrote: »

BEAST! wrote: »

y2jake215 wrote: »

I shop by walking endlessly around the mall, looking at similar clothing for similar prices at similar stores but never buying anything because I worry there's something I like more or is cheaper at a different store

It's always okay these pants are an option. But let's check that store first

Eventually I leave empty handed or with some novelty on a whim purchase made late in the game

I fail at shopping

for me it's not so much i can find it cheaper it's "i dont know if i like this because i dont know if other people like this but maybe i will figure it out within the next 4 hours of wandering from store to store and rush back here and buy it"

i never return

You, me, and Hakkekage need to go shopping together one day

we'll spend 8 hours going from store to store and not having bought a damn thing but really wanting to.

COME TO NYC MIM

And you and me and Mrs. Deebs can all finally go to the outlets (Deebs tell your lady I am sorry I have no time

)

syndalis · May 2013

I guess I need to find a ray ban store that doesn't work off commission or isn't run by someone who gives a fuck so I can see the model number.

I'd really like to own these shades before I go to the beach.

Ludious · May 2013

matt has a problem wrote: »

Take the red pill, or take the blue pill.

lets take em both and see where this shit really goes

Hakkekage · May 2013

Casual wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

matt has a problem wrote: »

Also, when at the grocery store, learn the layout and group your list accordingly, so you just do a zig-zag through the aisles from one end of the store to the other, and you're done. My wife shops for groceries like she's in one of those stupid Family Circus "where's Billy" comics.

MAN-SHOPPING

this sounds gross to me

i walk the whole thing, it is interesting to see stuff, new foods, foods i haven't had in a while, compare prices of various things

even when i'm only buying 20-30 dollars worth of stuff i cover the whole place except like, pet food and the toilet paper/paper towel aisle.

what you're saying is

you're a woman

Casual

back away

slowly

Abdhyius · May 2013

chu how often do you go grocery shopping

skippydumptruck · May 2013

I am more prone to browse in a grocery store than elsewhere, to see if there's something new and tasty

I hate shopping for clothes but my wife does that a lot for me now

um, I can't really think of anything else I shop for

I guess I like 'shopping' for cars online when I am looking for one but that's just kinda cruising craigslist to see if there's anything awesome

spool32 · May 2013

Ludious wrote: »

oh look, an internet forum centering around gaming has a bunch of people that know how to properly eat cupcakes and are more than vaguely chauvinistic

Bitches make the best cupcakes. It's genetics.

emnmnme · May 2013

Ludious wrote: »

I've committed the ultimate best buy sin more than once. Buy something I need on a thursday or friday to use for the weekend, order it at a much cheaper price on amazon, and return the original to best buy when the shipment comes in.

Fucks given: Zero

http://money.cnn.com/2012/11/20/news/companies/best-buy-earnings/index.html

MadCaddy · May 2013

Organichu wrote: »

MadCaddy wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

MadCaddy wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

MadCaddy wrote: »

Ludious wrote: »

ugh, code talk and arab talk

could it get any worse

could you talk about LoL in a combination of code and arab

You're just a southern racist that's bad at video gems. Farsi is a beautiful language! Listening to a non-spoiled persian princess IRL roll her ls is up there with Latinas and their r's and "aye Papi's." plus the skills such linguistics talents imply in the boudoir.

get your fetishization out of here, papi

Oh, like you wouldn't go on and on about a girl who said, "lame mi culo, Papi's" in chat for weeks.

there are some types of women i have an affinity for, probably in part due to my upbringing.

but i do think talking about it is a little bit crass/objectifying/other'ing/whatever. not trying to get hysterically socially justice-y or anything, but reducing someone's socio-cultural presentation to 'that's hot right fellas' is squicky to me.

Speaking openly about things I enjoy is one of the main reasons I participate around here, and my statement wasn't objectifying, it was tongue in cheek, about a conversation we were having, with just enough truth to make it funny.
, imho. I can appreciate the joke is not for everyone, much like your affinity for licking assholes, but I feel that what was said isn't putative, or derogatory in any sense.

the objective here isn't to 'nail' you or imply any ill will or shittiness on your part. your motives are only interesting in an academic way- what i'm getting across is that it makes me uncomfortable. it's totally up to you what you do with that information.

But I just don't really understand. What would your preferred action be? And hak, you? I saw the agree, but I think stifling conversation due to the possibility of making others uncomfortable (with some extreme exceptions clearly, but I'm speaking in the scale of chat converse) how what I said is any more disconcerting than talk about gay marriage to some people, or sounding, or trans issues. I have a lot of very good friends across the spectrum socio-economicslly, so i try to stay true to who i am because that's all I ask of others and prefer honesty and candid conversations; live in the moment, ask forgiveness if you cross the line, and be respectful, but dont pretend to be something youre not.

Chanus · May 2013

matt has a problem wrote: »

Deebaser wrote: »

No. Just no.

Is he... using a muffin tin for the mise en place?

It's not the worst idea. It's a measured amount, all in one place (hey!).

I wouldn't serve something like that, but for in the kitchen it's not bad... and probably cheaper than buying a bunch of ramekins.

Mim · May 2013

I wonder why glasses and sunglasses can cost so much. Especially just frames.

Like, I just want some nice cat-eye shaped frames, but I don't want to spend $150 for 'em!

Evil Multifarious · May 2013

Man shopping is fun

Wandering around looking at things, experimenting with different outfits, flirting with sales staff, fleeing from security when you say something a little too gross

Casual · May 2013

Hakkekage wrote: »

Casual wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

matt has a problem wrote: »

Also, when at the grocery store, learn the layout and group your list accordingly, so you just do a zig-zag through the aisles from one end of the store to the other, and you're done. My wife shops for groceries like she's in one of those stupid Family Circus "where's Billy" comics.

MAN-SHOPPING

this sounds gross to me

i walk the whole thing, it is interesting to see stuff, new foods, foods i haven't had in a while, compare prices of various things

even when i'm only buying 20-30 dollars worth of stuff i cover the whole place except like, pet food and the toilet paper/paper towel aisle.

what you're saying is

you're a woman

Casual

back away

slowly

OH SHI-

cptrugged · May 2013

Chanus wrote: »

syndalis wrote: »

7/10

Would bang

I'm fairly certain that's the "third man" that the precogs saw during the murder in Minority Report.

matt has a problem · May 2013

Ludious wrote: »

matt has a problem wrote: »

Take the red pill, or take the blue pill.

lets take em both and see where this shit really goes

To get your stomach pumped.

Tiger Burning · May 2013

but lo

Sarksus · May 2013

I browse online for pizza when I really want pizza

and then I stop myself from ordering it via immense shame

TTODewback · May 2013

ATLiens is about 2 songs down on my queue.
Right now is the bluegrass version of Gin and Juice.

Inquisitor · May 2013

My supermarket is laid out so there is one variable area that always changes and pretty much everything else is static. So I just walk through the variable area each time to see what is currently in season.

Sarksus · May 2013

Mim wrote: »

BEAST! wrote: »

y2jake215 wrote: »

I shop by walking endlessly around the mall, looking at similar clothing for similar prices at similar stores but never buying anything because I worry there's something I like more or is cheaper at a different store

It's always okay these pants are an option. But let's check that store first

Eventually I leave empty handed or with some novelty on a whim purchase made late in the game

I fail at shopping

for me it's not so much i can find it cheaper it's "i dont know if i like this because i dont know if other people like this but maybe i will figure it out within the next 4 hours of wandering from store to store and rush back here and buy it"

i never return

You, me, and Hakkekage need to go shopping together one day

we'll spend 8 hours going from store to store and not having bought a damn thing but really wanting to.

OH SO I CAN'T COME HUH

JUST A BIG OL THREESOME GOIN ON

SARKSUS AIN'T INVITED

matt has a problem · May 2013

Chanus wrote: »

matt has a problem wrote: »

Deebaser wrote: »

No. Just no.

Is he... using a muffin tin for the mise en place?

It's not the worst idea. It's a measured amount, all in one place (hey!).

I wouldn't serve something like that, but for in the kitchen it's not bad... and probably cheaper than buying a bunch of ramekins.

It only really works if all 6 of those ingredients need to go in at the same time, though.

Hakkekage · May 2013

syndalis wrote: »

I guess I need to find a ray ban store that doesn't work off commission or isn't run by someone who gives a fuck so I can see the model number.

I'd really like to own these shades before I go to the beach.

I hate to say this but

reddit may be a good resource

spool32 · May 2013

Deebaser wrote: »

No. Just no.

Yeah this is unacceptable. Here are 6 ramekins for $9. That is a perfectly reasonable price!

P10 · May 2013

misogyny is hilarious

Gooey · May 2013

okay so we use this insanely old version of IE, and i cannot install things on my work computer so there is no hope of upgrading

this website i am trying to look at for work is displaying all fucked up because our crappy browser is so old, but there is no "compatibility" button for me to click and see if that fixes it. is there something i can do to force it to try compatibility mode?

Casual · May 2013

i actually want my last words to be "OH SHI-"

or failing that, "....mother of god..."

Sir Landshark · May 2013

Gooey wrote: »

trail hiking is fucking rad and i am going to hike so many trails in hawaii

i also found this place that will do helicopter tours on kauai (so kauai, so desu) in a helicopter that has NO DOORS

but it is like 2 hundo a person

then again i have a lot of savings and this is our honeymoon maybe i should just say fuck it and we do it and make an awesome memory

dude if you can afford it and you think it would be awesome just do it

Mim · May 2013

Hakkekage wrote: »

Mim wrote: »

BEAST! wrote: »

y2jake215 wrote: »

I shop by walking endlessly around the mall, looking at similar clothing for similar prices at similar stores but never buying anything because I worry there's something I like more or is cheaper at a different store

It's always okay these pants are an option. But let's check that store first

Eventually I leave empty handed or with some novelty on a whim purchase made late in the game

I fail at shopping

for me it's not so much i can find it cheaper it's "i dont know if i like this because i dont know if other people like this but maybe i will figure it out within the next 4 hours of wandering from store to store and rush back here and buy it"

i never return

You, me, and Hakkekage need to go shopping together one day

we'll spend 8 hours going from store to store and not having bought a damn thing but really wanting to.

COME TO NYC MIM

And you and me and Mrs. Deebs can all finally go to the outlets (Deebs tell your lady I am sorry I have no time )

I'm waiting to see what my doctor says before I do any traveling on my own. Sarksus had to drive me to Albany from Philly and then back again because my legs are still a mess. I can't walk for a long amount of time without having to stop constantly.

So once I get my legs sorted out, we can do outlets.

Gooey · May 2013

syndalis wrote: »

I guess I need to find a ray ban store that doesn't work off commission or isn't run by someone who gives a fuck so I can see the model number.

I'd really like to own these shades before I go to the beach.

you can poke around on their website and probably find the ones you were looking at

syndalis · May 2013

Worst case scenario I could always go to Canal or Henry St. and buy some rey bens from the same store that sells Dock hunt for the Nintondo.

Organichu · May 2013

cptrugged wrote: »

That's the one nice thing about having very little style. I don't have to shop for clothes. I just let my wife or mom go and spend hours doing the thing I hate (that she loves) and I get the shit she wants me to wear. Easy mode.

this literally made me recoil in my chair

BEAST! · May 2013

Casual wrote: »

Mim wrote: »

BEAST! wrote: »

y2jake215 wrote: »

I shop by walking endlessly around the mall, looking at similar clothing for similar prices at similar stores but never buying anything because I worry there's something I like more or is cheaper at a different store

It's always okay these pants are an option. But let's check that store first

Eventually I leave empty handed or with some novelty on a whim purchase made late in the game

I fail at shopping

for me it's not so much i can find it cheaper it's "i dont know if i like this because i dont know if other people like this but maybe i will figure it out within the next 4 hours of wandering from store to store and rush back here and buy it"

i never return

You, me, and Hakkekage need to go shopping together one day

we'll spend 8 hours going from store to store and not having bought a damn thing but really wanting to.

don't fall for this beast

it sounds like it really really REALLY sucks

yeah, @Mim this sounds like the meanest trick ever

TTODewback · May 2013

Casual wrote: »

i actually want my last words to be "OH SHI-"

or failing that, "....mother of god..."

"Hey guys, watch this!"

Deebaser · May 2013

@Syndalis
Ray-Ban RB 3386 --Actually is not warrior
RB8309 002/9A Tech

Hakkekage · May 2013

Sarksus wrote: »

Mim wrote: »

BEAST! wrote: »

y2jake215 wrote: »

I shop by walking endlessly around the mall, looking at similar clothing for similar prices at similar stores but never buying anything because I worry there's something I like more or is cheaper at a different store

It's always okay these pants are an option. But let's check that store first

Eventually I leave empty handed or with some novelty on a whim purchase made late in the game

I fail at shopping

for me it's not so much i can find it cheaper it's "i dont know if i like this because i dont know if other people like this but maybe i will figure it out within the next 4 hours of wandering from store to store and rush back here and buy it"

i never return

You, me, and Hakkekage need to go shopping together one day

we'll spend 8 hours going from store to store and not having bought a damn thing but really wanting to.

OH SO I CAN'T COME HUH

JUST A BIG OL THREESOME GOIN ON

SARKSUS AIN'T INVITED

I'm sorry MAN you aren't allowed in our VAGINA TREEHOUSE with your CONTEMPTIBLE MALENESS and DANGLY BITS

MEN just aren't fun to hang with and that is a PROVEN FACT

syndalis · May 2013

Sarksus wrote: »

I browse online for pizza when I really want pizza

and then I stop myself from ordering it via immense shame

I did that last night. Opened up grubhub, built a magnificent feast for myself, and then closed the browser tab before committing.

Mim · May 2013

Sarksus wrote: »

Mim wrote: »

BEAST! wrote: »

y2jake215 wrote: »

I shop by walking endlessly around the mall, looking at similar clothing for similar prices at similar stores but never buying anything because I worry there's something I like more or is cheaper at a different store

It's always okay these pants are an option. But let's check that store first

Eventually I leave empty handed or with some novelty on a whim purchase made late in the game

I fail at shopping

for me it's not so much i can find it cheaper it's "i dont know if i like this because i dont know if other people like this but maybe i will figure it out within the next 4 hours of wandering from store to store and rush back here and buy it"

i never return

You, me, and Hakkekage need to go shopping together one day

we'll spend 8 hours going from store to store and not having bought a damn thing but really wanting to.

OH SO I CAN'T COME HUH

JUST A BIG OL THREESOME GOIN ON

SARKSUS AIN'T INVITED

Don't be like that! I was thinking I should invite you but then I thought you'd be like "Whaaaaaaaaat, I don't want to do that. That sounds boring"

EVEN THOUGH THAT'S THE EXACT THING YOU DO WHEN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER.

Casual · May 2013

TTODewback wrote: »

Casual wrote: »

i actually want my last words to be "OH SHI-"

or failing that, "....mother of god..."

"Hey guys, watch this!"

"I REGRET NOTHING"

Hakkekage · May 2013

Mim wrote: »

Hakkekage wrote: »

Mim wrote: »

BEAST! wrote: »

y2jake215 wrote: »

I shop by walking endlessly around the mall, looking at similar clothing for similar prices at similar stores but never buying anything because I worry there's something I like more or is cheaper at a different store

It's always okay these pants are an option. But let's check that store first

Eventually I leave empty handed or with some novelty on a whim purchase made late in the game

I fail at shopping

for me it's not so much i can find it cheaper it's "i dont know if i like this because i dont know if other people like this but maybe i will figure it out within the next 4 hours of wandering from store to store and rush back here and buy it"

i never return

You, me, and Hakkekage need to go shopping together one day

we'll spend 8 hours going from store to store and not having bought a damn thing but really wanting to.

COME TO NYC MIM

And you and me and Mrs. Deebs can all finally go to the outlets (Deebs tell your lady I am sorry I have no time )

I'm waiting to see what my doctor says before I do any traveling on my own. Sarksus had to drive me to Albany from Philly and then back again because my legs are still a mess. I can't walk for a long amount of time without having to stop constantly.

So once I get my legs sorted out, we can do outlets.

Ok that's perfect cause I legit don't have time anyway :P

Good luck with your recovery

y2jake215 · May 2013

It's not good that I just realized in basically only looking forward to Sunday nights, so I can watch Mad Men and GoT

Penny Arcade

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