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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    i told mim we should get lunch, she said her legs hurt and i should just buy her lunch and slide it through her mailbox slot then sprint away

    it was like that scene in home alone
  • Tiger BurningTiger Burning Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    i actually want my last words to be "OH SHI-"

    or failing that, "....mother of god..."

    "welp"
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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I browse online for pizza when I really want pizza

    and then I stop myself from ordering it via immense shame

    I did that last night. Opened up grubhub, built a magnificent feast for myself, and then closed the browser tab before committing.

    Yeah! It's great!
  • y2jake215y2jake215 oh ok yeah that's cool RAP GAME KiNG TUTRegistered User regular
    Someone have an event I can attend to look forward too
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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    Vagina treehouse? You can fit a whole club in there?
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  • cptruggedcptrugged Buster Machine 3Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    cptrugged wrote: »
    That's the one nice thing about having very little style. I don't have to shop for clothes. I just let my wife or mom go and spend hours doing the thing I hate (that she loves) and I get the shit she wants me to wear. Easy mode.

    Oh god no man come on.

    You can't have other people buy your clothes.

    You have to try clothes on!

    Why? I'm not a growing boy anymore. I wear either large button ups or large polos and khakis for 80% of my life due to work. I've never had problems with default sizes of things. And outside of work are the only clothes I actually care about and buy myself and those are my t-shirts (my singular form of clothing expression), which I buy almost all online.

    /shrug I've just never had problems with default sizes on shit.
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I shop by walking endlessly around the mall, looking at similar clothing for similar prices at similar stores but never buying anything because I worry there's something I like more or is cheaper at a different store


    It's always okay these pants are an option. But let's check that store first

    Eventually I leave empty handed or with some novelty on a whim purchase made late in the game

    I fail at shopping
    for me it's not so much i can find it cheaper it's "i dont know if i like this because i dont know if other people like this but maybe i will figure it out within the next 4 hours of wandering from store to store and rush back here and buy it"

    i never return

    You, me, and Hakkekage need to go shopping together one day

    we'll spend 8 hours going from store to store and not having bought a damn thing but really wanting to.

    OH SO I CAN'T COME HUH

    JUST A BIG OL THREESOME GOIN ON

    SARKSUS AIN'T INVITED

    Don't be like that! I was thinking I should invite you but then I thought you'd be like "Whaaaaaaaaat, I don't want to do that. That sounds boring"

    EVEN THOUGH THAT'S THE EXACT THING YOU DO WHEN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER.

    Nu uh

    We went to a Goodwill and I even watched you look at dresses
  • MimMim Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i told mim we should get lunch, she said her legs hurt and i should just buy her lunch and slide it through her mailbox slot then sprint away

    it was like that scene in home alone

    yeah, we might have to change that to sliding it through the window because I found a giant ass spider on my stormdoor.

    That shit did not fly with me early yesterday morning.
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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    i actually want my last words to be "OH SHI-"

    or failing that, "....mother of god..."

    "Hey guys, watch this!"

    "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distan-" - Last words of John Sedgwick, Civil War general
    emnmnme on
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I browse online for pizza when I really want pizza

    and then I stop myself from ordering it via immense shame

    I did that last night. Opened up grubhub, built a magnificent feast for myself, and then closed the browser tab before committing.

    pizza with lamb and tzatziki
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Are PS2s region locked? I might buy some PS2 games from a UK store.
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    matt has a problem wrote: »
    Vagina treehouse? You can fit a whole club in there?

    Yeah it's loose enough
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    matt has a problem wrote: »
    Vagina treehouse? You can fit a whole club in there?

    no wangs alowed
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Nu uh

    We went to a Goodwill and I even watched you look at dresses

    This sounds way creepier than it was I'm sure.
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  • MimMim Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I shop by walking endlessly around the mall, looking at similar clothing for similar prices at similar stores but never buying anything because I worry there's something I like more or is cheaper at a different store


    It's always okay these pants are an option. But let's check that store first

    Eventually I leave empty handed or with some novelty on a whim purchase made late in the game

    I fail at shopping
    for me it's not so much i can find it cheaper it's "i dont know if i like this because i dont know if other people like this but maybe i will figure it out within the next 4 hours of wandering from store to store and rush back here and buy it"

    i never return

    You, me, and Hakkekage need to go shopping together one day

    we'll spend 8 hours going from store to store and not having bought a damn thing but really wanting to.

    OH SO I CAN'T COME HUH

    JUST A BIG OL THREESOME GOIN ON

    SARKSUS AIN'T INVITED

    Don't be like that! I was thinking I should invite you but then I thought you'd be like "Whaaaaaaaaat, I don't want to do that. That sounds boring"

    EVEN THOUGH THAT'S THE EXACT THING YOU DO WHEN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER.

    Nu uh

    We went to a Goodwill and I even watched you look at dresses

    Heifer, we spent a good amount of time of you looking at shirts. And what happened? OH, THE ART STORE WAS CLOSED AFTER!

    Yeah gurl, I remember gurl. Gurl.
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    matt has a problem wrote: »
    Vagina treehouse? You can fit a whole club in there?

    no wangs alowed

    *hops in*

    you didn't say anything about a wang
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    wearing sweats into work because i'm ragging hard

    #idgaf #thug lyfe

    #unless my employer asks me not to wear this attire, then i give a fuck and will alter my behaviour accordingly
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  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    matt has a problem wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    if-youre-serving-tacos-or-anything-else-that-requires-a-lot-of-toppings-try-serving-them-in-a-muffin-pan-this-is-more-convenient-than-using-several-small-bowls.jpg

    No. Just no.

    Is he... using a muffin tin for the mise en place?

    Yes, because he's serving tacos and this is what actual people do.
    YOLO
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    this is enthralling to watch

    they fight like real people
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I shop by walking endlessly around the mall, looking at similar clothing for similar prices at similar stores but never buying anything because I worry there's something I like more or is cheaper at a different store


    It's always okay these pants are an option. But let's check that store first

    Eventually I leave empty handed or with some novelty on a whim purchase made late in the game

    I fail at shopping
    for me it's not so much i can find it cheaper it's "i dont know if i like this because i dont know if other people like this but maybe i will figure it out within the next 4 hours of wandering from store to store and rush back here and buy it"

    i never return

    You, me, and Hakkekage need to go shopping together one day

    we'll spend 8 hours going from store to store and not having bought a damn thing but really wanting to.

    OH SO I CAN'T COME HUH

    JUST A BIG OL THREESOME GOIN ON

    SARKSUS AIN'T INVITED

    Don't be like that! I was thinking I should invite you but then I thought you'd be like "Whaaaaaaaaat, I don't want to do that. That sounds boring"

    EVEN THOUGH THAT'S THE EXACT THING YOU DO WHEN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER.

    Nu uh

    We went to a Goodwill and I even watched you look at dresses

    Heifer, we spent a good amount of time of you looking at shirts. And what happened? OH, THE ART STORE WAS CLOSED AFTER!

    Yeah gurl, I remember gurl. Gurl.

    Oh my god why don't I use this

    I need to be using this
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    matt has a problem wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    if-youre-serving-tacos-or-anything-else-that-requires-a-lot-of-toppings-try-serving-them-in-a-muffin-pan-this-is-more-convenient-than-using-several-small-bowls.jpg

    No. Just no.

    Is he... using a muffin tin for the mise en place?

    Yes, because he's serving tacos and this is what actual people do.
    YOLO

    No. No one does that. Damn you, Food Network!
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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    matt has a problem wrote: »
    Vagina treehouse? You can fit a whole club in there?

    no wangs allowed

    Why are you racist against the Chinese?
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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    I like it when I am called heifer. It's just an absurd insult.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »
    Are PS2s region locked? I might buy some PS2 games from a UK store.

    ah do believe they are.
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  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    When I go to the grocery store I sometimes knock it out quickly, and I sometimes wander about crafting menus and walking back and forth as I remember things I forgot. Invariably, I will remember a vegetable while I'm buying milk on the other end of the football field. :(

    It's easier for me now though, because I've cut out practically all the processed food in our diet so I'm just shopping around the edges + cereal aisle and occasional spaghetti sauce or baking supplies.
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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    wearing sweats into work because i'm ragging hard

    #idgaf #thug lyfe

    #unless my employer asks me not to wear this attire, then i give a fuck and will alter my behaviour accordingly

    tell them if they don't let you wear sweats when you're bleeding that, as a writer, you would be glad to describe in great detail the crimson horror that will be unleashed from your sarlaacian slit, if they don't comply with your demands.
    Ludious on
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  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    I guess I need to find a ray ban store that doesn't work off commission or isn't run by someone who gives a fuck so I can see the model number.

    I'd really like to own these shades before I go to the beach.

    You could go to the flagship store. They wont give any fucks. They aren't there to move product.
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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Raiding Relics Everyday Registered User regular
    Man, it is just me or is [chat] insanely fast this morning?

    it's like, you guys can't wait for the next [chat] thread to happen.
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  • ronyaronya hmmm over there!Registered User regular
    shit shit shit

    prof said that the due date was end of may

    exams office says the due date was end of april

    whaaaa
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  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    matt has a problem wrote: »
    Vagina treehouse? You can fit a whole club in there?

    Today's comic is relevant.
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  • y2jake215y2jake215 oh ok yeah that's cool RAP GAME KiNG TUTRegistered User regular
    I have gotten into a weird insult rut where I invariably call someone a dingus
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  • ronyaronya hmmm over there!Registered User regular
    I HAVENT DONE IT YET
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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Man, it is just me or is [chat] insanely fast this morning?

    it's like, you guys can't wait for the next [chat] thread to happen.

    YOLO
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  • MimMim Registered User regular
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Man, it is just me or is [chat] insanely fast this morning?

    it's like, you guys can't wait for the next [chat] thread to happen.

    You gotta keep up, son
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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong and a cast of thousands Registered User regular
    Would it be so hard for the grocery store to put the dairy, eggs and produce in one place so I can get in an out in 10 minutes without sullying myself?
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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    jarred spaghetti sauce is a good base for making actual spaghetti sauce
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  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I have gotten into a weird insult rut where I invariably call someone a dingus

    bitchtits
  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    Would it be so hard for the grocery store to put the dairy, eggs and produce in one place so I can get in an out in 10 minutes without sullying myself?

    they want you to feel pain dongy
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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    Would it be so hard for the grocery store to put the dairy, eggs and produce in one place so I can get in an out in 10 minutes without sullying myself?
    Some Publix do.
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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I shop by walking endlessly around the mall, looking at similar clothing for similar prices at similar stores but never buying anything because I worry there's something I like more or is cheaper at a different store


    It's always okay these pants are an option. But let's check that store first

    Eventually I leave empty handed or with some novelty on a whim purchase made late in the game

    I fail at shopping
    for me it's not so much i can find it cheaper it's "i dont know if i like this because i dont know if other people like this but maybe i will figure it out within the next 4 hours of wandering from store to store and rush back here and buy it"

    i never return

    You, me, and Hakkekage need to go shopping together one day

    we'll spend 8 hours going from store to store and not having bought a damn thing but really wanting to.

    OH SO I CAN'T COME HUH

    JUST A BIG OL THREESOME GOIN ON

    SARKSUS AIN'T INVITED

    Don't be like that! I was thinking I should invite you but then I thought you'd be like "Whaaaaaaaaat, I don't want to do that. That sounds boring"

    EVEN THOUGH THAT'S THE EXACT THING YOU DO WHEN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER.

    Nu uh

    We went to a Goodwill and I even watched you look at dresses

    Heifer, we spent a good amount of time of you looking at shirts. And what happened? OH, THE ART STORE WAS CLOSED AFTER!

    Yeah gurl, I remember gurl. Gurl.

    No art store should close at 5pm
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